Well, they're back from the Tipton... wait..
"Hey, fools! You never paid!" Moseby shouts.
"Crap!" Tidus says.
Tidus pays Moseby 3000 gil.
Cloud walks in, gives Yuna a Gold Saucer pass (Lifetime!) and leaves.
"What is the 'Gold Saucer'? Yuna asks.
Rikku looks it up in the 'Cloud Strife Amazing Guide'.
"It's an amusement park of sorts! Let's go!" Rikku exclaims.
So, they go to the Gold Saucer. Tidus, Wakka, and Auron go to the Battle Square. Lulu goes to the Hotel to make dolls that will later fight
in the Battle Square. Kimahri eats popcorn outside the main entrance. Yuna and Rikku watch a play, then Rikku sneaks off to the Chocobo Square where
Cid and Brother are betting. Barney enters.
"Hey!! I AM BARNEY!!" he yells.
"Ay, blognish.." Rikku says, preparing for battle.
Rikku throws a Grenade, which Barney eats. Cid throws a Chocobo at Barney then hides. Brother gets sent flying down into the Desert Prison. Yuna runs in and summons
Pikachu. Pikachu zaps Barney into oblivion. Anima then appears and uses Oblivion, finishing Barney off.
"He'd better be gone for good!" Rikku exclaims.
They decide to leave. Auron had killed an odd monster called 'Emperor Aevis'.
"The weirdest part was someone kept saying 'Off Course!' when we continued our battle." Tidus says.
"We beat Barney up again!" Rikku exclaims.
They head back to Besaid, but not before picking Brother up from the Prison! Ruby WEAPON had almost gotten him. Ay, blognish!
"Hey, Rikku. What is 'Ay, Blognish'?" Yuna asks.
"It's not Al Bhed! It's something I picked up when I was traveling that one time. It means 'Oh dang'!" Rikku exclaims.
To Be Continued...
What should happen next? Should Carl Johnson do something? I really have NO CONTROL over Barney, the bastard keeps coming! Ay, blognish!
Ruby WEAPON wants women! Lots of 'em!
What a loser...