oops... saya made a mistake the first time she uploaded this chapter... sorry ..Yeah...so Saya was really tired yesterday when she wrote that last chapter...it was like 11:30-12 and she's thinking "don't sleep until this is uploaded!" she hasn't been going to sleep until 2-ish lately...she wonders if that will affect her writing any?

Saya might own his clothes, but she does not own Kanda, or anyone from D.Gray-man sadly...

Still rated T until someone says it needs changing. AU and probably OOC so beware!

000

"Passionate Lady, oh give me you're love! Mysterious Lady, I need you're love! This spell you got me under, you're eye's they make me-"

"Lavi what the hell are you doing!?"

Kanda asked, rather annoyed with the whole deal.

"What...? we were just watching RuroKen and that song is catchy!!!"

Lavi whined. You want to know what's going on I take it. Well here's how it went, after school (and detention for Kanda of course), Lavi barged into my room, and kidnaped me. Yes, I was not willing to leave my comfy bed, after studying for mid-terms. He then proceeded to bust into Kanda's room, armed with Pepsi, chips, and Rurouni Keshin seasons one through three. Apparently, Lavi was serious about the get-together, I even had to stop him when he attempted to ask Lenalee for Nail Polish... Now I'm forced to listen to Lavi belt out "Tactics" the first ending theme for RuroKen... needless to say, he's not all that good.

"Well now that you've butchered that song..."

"COULD YOU FRIGGIN' SHUT UP!?"

Kanda finished my sentence, except he said it in a not-so-nice way that I would've worded differently. Lavi pouted, crossing his arms, he was so childish.

"Fine...let's play a game or something..."

He said, still huffing. I tried not to laugh.

"Poker?"

Kanda shrugged, but Lavi gave me a look like I was the devil. What did I say?

"No way...I was warned about you..."

I looked at him innocently, though on the inside I was laughing evilly. I knew what he was talking about.

"You're a friggin' demon when it comes to poker...and you only play strip poker to boot!"

Hey now...sometimes I play without stakes...

Kanda spit out his sprite and looked at me with an obviously "WTF!?" face. Oh how I wanted to laugh at that. Ok, so I didn't just want to, I did. Lavi too. Kanda wiped his mouth, still a bit freaked out.

"And all this time I was sure that you were nothing more than an overly-innocent brat. Maybe I should call you Hentai instead on Moyashi..."

Ok, now I might not have known what Moyashi meant, but I sure as hell knew what that meant! Is there anyone who doesn't?

"I AM NOOOOOT! Don't you dare call me that!"

"I dunno Allen-chan ... seems pretty accurate to me..."

Lavi said. I took a minute to wallow In self-pity. Sure, like every 15-year-old boy I'm a bit perverted, but come on...what'd I do to deserve that?

"But then that fits Yuu-chan too!"

Lavi added. I snapped out of my momentary funk and laughed.

"YOU IDIOT! YOU'RE THE WORST OF US ALL! WE ALL KNOW WHAT YOU'RE READING IN CLASS!"

Kanda yelled, kicking Lavi's head, because he was sitting on his bed, and Lavi and I were on the floor and that's the most he could do without getting out of his comfy position.

"I don't."

"You wanna know Moyashi-chan? Kuku..."

Kanda hit Lavi over the head.

"Don't encourage him Moyashi! And as for you, you idiot red, don't you dare say that you brought that crap into my room!"

"A-allen... save me from Yuu-chan..he's so mean... and my novel's are not perverted, it's just about people who choose to freely express their love without bounds!"

...so that's what's he's been reading...

"Wow Lavi... you really are perverted..."

"What!? Et tu Allen!?"

"Never said I was on your side here..."

"Yeah, I noticed that you always side with Yuu-chan! And he always sides with you! Where's my tag-team partner!? You two...always gangin' up no the innocent me..."

"I think we've already established that you are not innocent..."

I said, looking to the side, and he said hentai fit me.

"So anyways, it was your idea to play a game, what do you wanna do?"

"How about you all leave my room?"

Kanda said with fake enthusiasm. You know, the kind where you're just acting excited to spite the person?

"Sorry yuu-chan, you're stuck with us the whole night!"

"... you wanna die bastard?"

Lavi gulped.

"No..."

"Then shut up because I will kill you and I will enjoy myself."

"Allen... he's so mean...to his best friend too!"

Lavi said, crawl-hugging me. I patted his head consolingly, poor guy, to have a best friend like Kanda.

"Awe, it's ok. Kanda look what you did, you scared poor Lavi."

"I scare him everyday. what's your point?"

"..."

"Haha!"

Lavi said, suddenly picking me up. What am I? A bag of flour? And aren't I supposed to be too heavy to carry?

"I have taken you're precious Moyashi-chan! And if you want you're tag-team partner back you must catch me!"

Am I being kidnaped?

I sighed, as Lavi ran around with me helplessly slung over his shoulder. what's wrong with these people?

000

I looked around the room, it was dark, and Lavi and Kanda were sleeping. I have no idea how Lavi managed to get Kanda to let us stay here. Either way, I still couldn't sleep, I think I've said it before but I have a hard time sleeping around other people. That one time before was an accident, and I would rather it didn't happen again. However, it was 2..maybe 3 in the morning and I was fighting for my consciousness. I started looking for something of interest to stare at. First thing: Lavi. He was sprawled out on the floor, his mouth wide open, drool coming down his cheek, and one hand still in the chip bag. I stifled my chuckles so I didn't wake anyone up, he was so childish looking. Next: Kanda.

Hm...he looks better when he keeps his mouth shut...and you know, he's not scowling...looks younger.

Yes, I realized that I was saying Kanda was good-looking, but too bad, I was tired. And it was true anyways. Pale moonlight hit pale skin, making dark hair shine. It's too bad he couldn't be so tame when he was awake. His sleeping face seemed very relaxed, and I wondered why he wasn't so relaxed when awake?

Why does he keep everyone away?

000

"Awe man... we fell asleep first! I wanted to paint your nails when you were sleeping!"

Lavi said when he woke up, waving around a bottle of bright pink nail polish. Kanda took the bottle and hit lavi over the head.

"Stop trying to turn the kid into a friggin' queen! God you pervert..."

Allen's lucky he didn't fall asleep. Heh... well that was a random chapter. When will saya get back to the plot? She wonders. She guesses that she's just building up relationships first... you know, so Kanda and Allen actually know each other before they get all lovey x3. Allen thinks Kanda's pretty! This was such a retarded chapter.