HI! ANOTHER CHAPTER? MAN, YOU GUYS AND GALS ARE SPECIAL! (:

WARNINGS: HINT OF ONE SIDED TSUNADE/ JIRAIYA! EXTREME TEMPERATURES!

DISCLAIMER: I OWN NOTHING BUT A NEW JOB!

NOTE: TSUNADE WILL NOT BE TAKING THE OUTCOME OF THIS BET AS ANY OMEN. THANK YOU.

[Chapter Starter]

"Man, this freak heat wave just won't let up!" Tsunade thought to herself as she walked to the school. You see, the temperature had moved up to the triple digits, or 37 degrees, for those of you who read the Celsius temperatures.

Tsunade reached the school and the heavenly cool air. Tsunade chuckled to herself as she thought of her earlier bet.

[EARLIER BET!]

Tsunade and Jiraiya were sitting in Tsunade's office. He was trying to get into Tsunade's shirt once again, but she wouldn't let him.

"Come on. You know you can't resist the Master of Love!" Jiraiya wrongly told her.

"Yes I can, you pervert." Tsunade looked on the verge of hitting the white-haired man.

"Alright, I'll make you a bet," Jiraiya began, "Whoever can make the most people laugh at once, wins."

"Jiraiya, that sounds ridiculous, but what happens when I win?"

"If you win, I promise not to bother you for one whole week! But, if I win, you let me in that shirt." Jiraiya smirked. He knew Tsunade couldn't resist a bet, a chance to gamble.

Tsunade thought about it. "Well, a week without him does sound relaxing…"

"Alright! You're on!" Tsunade informed Jiraiya. They shook hands and began to think of what they could do to make a lot of people laugh.

[PRESENT TIME!]

Tsunade thought and thought, and then, thought some more. Finally, after her twelfth bottle of sake, she knew the perfect group of people, the snots. She knew of a way to get them to laugh and get back at Jiraiya.

"Hey Miss Lady!" Nami greeted Tsunade in a tackle-hug. Nami was no longer angry about the weather. She had gotten used to it.

"Hi Nami. Where's Bushido?" Tsunade had noticed the spot by the bookshelf was empty. Bushido usually sat there to read his favorite series, Crazy Bart.

"He's sick." Nami said with a sad frown.

"Ah, I see." Tsunade frowned, that was one less person she could make laugh. Out of 30 kids plus Iruka, there was 31 people she could make laugh at one time.

It wasn't yet Story Time for the snots, so Tsunade took the chance to look around the classroom. "I wonder why I never bothered to look around this place before…"

The classroom was painted half light blue and half dark blue. In the center, a rainbow rug where the snots listened to the stories. In the far corner, was a storage closet, the one Iruka was tied up in. By, the closet was the teacher's desk. Along the wall between the teacher's desk and the bookshelf (which was on the far left corner) was a chalk board.

Tsunade was sitting at a table surrounded by 6 chairs. There were 5 other tables like this spread out along the corner that table was at, to the other corner where another table was at. In the room were various posters, toys, and school papers. Along the wall between the table and the closet, were cubby holes for the kid's things.

RING! A bell rang signaling the start of story time for the snot's.

Tsunade poofed away to where Jiraiya was.

[WHERE TSUNADE POOFED TO]

"Jiraiya! It's time for you to eat my dirt!" Tsunade called out to the man.

Jiraiya was making Naruto laugh, but only Naruto.

"Naruto, what did he tell you that was so funny?"

"Well, Granny, he told me that he could make a group of people laugh at anything he said! Isn't that hilarious?" Naruto told then promptly fell out laughing again.

"Why, you little brat! I'll show you to laugh at me!" Jiraiya threatened Naruto/

"Well, Jiraiya, come with me and I'll show you how it's done." Tsunade said, and Jiraiya followed.

[BACK AT CLASSROOM]

"Where's Lady Tsunade at, Nami?" Iruka asked his most in-the-know student. How that girl knew everything was beyond him.

"She was here a second ago…" Nami began, but was interrupted by a POOF!

"I'm back." Tsunade said "I hope you don't mind that I brought a guest."

All the snot's gathered around Tsunade's "Special Reading Chair."

"Guess not, well, let's begin."

Hickory, dickory dock,
Pakkun began to mock,
Jiraiya for his lack, of flair,
Jiraiya struck back, then Pakkun ran away,
Hickory, dickory, dock.

All the children looked at Tsunade, then Jiraiya.

Lee-ah raised her hand, "Umm, who is Jiraiya, Miss Lady?"

Said man sweat-dropped.

Tsunade pointed at Jiraiya with her thumb. "This man right here."

"Oh"

Then Lee-ah started to laugh.

Lee-ah's laugh was so weird, other kids began to laugh. Slowly, the whole classroom was laughing. Even Iruka was laughing!

"Well, Jiraiya, looks like I win." Tsunade smirked. She knew she would win in the end. She always won against Jiraiya.

Jiraiya looked mad. "Fine, bye Tsunade. I know you'll miss me." He said then poofed away.

"Miss Lady?" That kid from Chapter 3 asked, "Why did you bring that man here?"

"Oh, no reason. No reason at all." Tsunade smirked once again.

Then…DING! went the timer.

Tsunade cheered, along with the kids, "SAKE TIME!"

Tsunade walked out back into the heat and went to her office for some peace and quiet.

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