WARNINGS: MONEY

CASE: ASTER VS. ZANE

DISCLAIMER: I OWN NOTHING, BUT THIS TEXT MESSAGE!

[AWESOME-SAUCE]

Jaden's TV broke through unusual circumstances not told in this chapter. He needed a new one so he could watch his old flame, Judge Judy. But where, oh where could he find a portable TV on such short notice?

Why by having someone sue someone of course!

And who should that someone be, but the very person that just walked around the corner, Aster.

Jaden walked up to Aster and said, "Hey, I heard Zane dissing you the other day. Zane said you were a poor bag of sticks. Dude, you better get a handle on that."

This understandably made Aster mad. He most certainly was NOT a poor bag of sticks.

"Where is that weasel at? I'll show him poor! I'm suing for slander!"

At that moment, Itachi from Naruto showed up. "I did not slander you…yet." He threatened.

Everyone in the hallway gulped, and Itachi disappeared.

While everyone was gulping, Zane showed up. Aster ran up to him and said, "So, you think I'm a poor bag of sticks, eh? I'll show you! I'm suing!"

Zane was confused. When did he say that? And why didn't he think of something better? Hmmm….oh well!

Zane shot back with, "Please! You couldn't sue your way out of a paper bag!"

At that moment, Ronald McDonald came by and said, "Don't forget your smiles everyone!" Then he walked away.

"I'll get on that suing thing Aster" Jaden said.

So with the power of cheeseburgers, a random classroom the hall was outside of was turned into a courtroom. Professor Stein came by and said, "Again?" Then walked away.

Jaden was in his judge's seat, all decked out in his unicorn/judge's suit, along with Syrus in his bunny/bailiff suit.

"So, Aster, why are you suing Zane Trusdale today?" Jaden asked in the most official voice he could muster.
"Your Honor, I am here to sue this coward for slander! I am NOT a poor bag of sticks, as he so callously called me!"
"That is a horrible insult." Syrus commented.
"Thank you bailiff. It really hurt my feelings." Aster replied.
"No, I meant it was a bad insult." Sy turned to Zane, "Big Brother, you couldn't think of a good insult?"

Zane turned white. He had just been dissed! By his own brother no less!

"W-Well…bleh!" Zane stuck his tongue out at Syrus for lack of a better response.

Jaden cleared his throat, "You gentlemen through?" he asked Syrus and Zane.

"Yes." they both answered then hung their heads in shame.
"Excellent! Now Aster, show me proof that you are richer than Zane. You can start by buying me a new portable TV!" Jaden declared…epically!
"Alright! I will!" Aster pulled out a cell phone and credit card and asked, "How fast do you want it here?"
"Right now!" was Jaden's reply.

The TV Aster ordered was electric green with neon pink zebra stripes. It had surround sound and a HD screen.

Jaden loved it.

"Squee!" Jaden yelled! He turned on his old love, Judge Judy and promptly ignored the war that would ensue.

Zane was mad. He would show Aster! So he ordered a bigger TV that was bright blue with neon orange tiger stripes! It had better everything than Aster's TV.

Aster could not let this deed go unpunished. He ordered a new gizmo which prompted Zane to do the same, and soon, they had both maxed out their cards.

What did they buy, you might ask. Well, I'll tell you, epically of course. They bought;

Floss
2 Balls of Glue to be Jaden's friends
A chair made of cheese
A table made of cheese and
A ticket for Jaden to go dancing naked!

Wow, that last one was unnecessary. The two boys looked at Jaden and asked,

"So, Judge Jaden, who won?"

Jaden hadn't been paying attention, so he had to do this the old fashion way. Stall until someone came crashing through the roof.

And Jaden was in luck. Avril Lavigne crashed through the ceiling and went to Zane.

"Hey hottie, you are soooo rich and famous. You are coming with me." Zane and Avril then walked away.

"Welp, looks like Zane won." Jaden said."WHAT? I want a redo!" Aster yelled pointlessly.

Jaden then banged (tehe) his gavel to make it official. Zane won.

[CHAPTER-ENDER]

AUTHORESS'S NOTES

1: Thanks to everyone for reading!
2: Thanks to Peach Wookiee for reading, reviewing, altering, and favoriting this story! Yay!
3: Thanks to timothy1994, for putting this story on Alert! BTW, 1994 is my birth year! (:
4: Thanks to my regular reviewers: Ari, NinjaJudia19, Peach Wookiee, and Loocoforcoco-123! :D
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6: If you can guess the cartoon the list of stuff came from, I'll love you forever. (Hint: It's this robot/dog's Chirstmas list!)