Parody 13: I'm Just Scared

Kankuro was in a dark room that he didn't recognize. The only other things in the room were a machete and a glove with spikes on the fingers.

"Where am I? Why do those weapons look familiar?" asked Kankuro as he scratched his head.

"Because we're going to kill you with them." said a creepy voice.

All of a sudden, two men walked out of the shadows. One man wore a red and black striped shirt, a fedora, and had burn scars all over his face. The other was wearing blue overalls and a hockey mask.

"OH HELL NO!" yelled Kankuro as he recognized the two men. "You're Freddy Kruger and you're Jason Voorhees!"

"That's right. You see, me and Jason here are trying to settle our feud and you're the perfect compromise." said Freddy.

"Me? I'm the perfect compromise?" asked Kankuro as he pointed at the two men.

Jason nodded his head yes.

"You see Kankuro; we've decided to settle our feud with you. The first one that kills you is the best killer."

"So I'm some sacrificial lamb?" asked Kankuro dumbfounded.

"That's right." Freddy waved his hand at the western wall, where a doorway magically appeared. "We're going to give you a five second head start. I suggest you get running lard ass."

Kankuro didn't need much motivation after that. He ran straight to the doorway and entered the dark hallway that was connected to it.

"Let the games begin!" he heard Freddy yell as he continued to run through the hallway.

Kankuro turned a corner into a hallway with a whole bunch of rooms, He tried the third one on his right, but it was locked. He then tried the other doors, but he soon found out that those were locked to.

"Damn it!" Kankuro yelled in frustration, which was a big mistake. He turned to his right to see Jason blocking his path, his machete in his right hand.

"Oh hell!" complained Kankuro. He turned to his left to see Freddy Kruger blocking the way, his glove looking menacing in the dim light.

"SHIT!" yelled Kankuro. "Is this really the end of me?"

All of a sudden the whirring sound of a saw filled the area.

"WHERE THE HELL IS THAT COMING FROM?!" yelled Freddy in frustration.

All Jason did was look around the hallway to see if he could fine where the sound was coming from.

Kankuro looked up to see a large buzz saw coming straight for his head.

"AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" screamed Kankuro as he sat up on his bed. He looked around to see that he was in his bedroom.

"It was all just a nightmare." he panted as he wiped the beads of sweat from his forehead.

"Kankuro?" asked a mysterious voice that made Kankuro jump from his bed and onto the floor.

"Kankuro, it's me, Temari, and Gaara!" exclaimed Izuka as she knocked on Kankuro's door.

"Oh! Come on in you guys!" yelled Kankuro as he got back on his bed and rubed his sore butt.

Izuka opened the door and walked inside Kankuro's room with Temari and Gaara on her heels. Temari was wearing blue pajamas with little fans on them. Gaara was wearing a red t shirt with black pajama pants. Izuka was wearing a yellow t shirt and a pair of white shorts with little, yellow stars on them.

"Kankuro, what's with all the screaming? It's two in the morning." complained Temari as she tried to rub the sleep out of her eyes.

"I had a nightmare. Nothing to worry about." said Kankuro as he did a slight pout.

"Let me guess." asked Gaara. "You had a dream where you were being hunted down by Freddy Kruger and Jason Voorhees because if either one of them killed you, they would be the better killer?"

Kankuro gave Gaara a surprised look. "How'd you know that?"

"I didn't" said Gaara. "I guessed."

"Well apparently Gaara, your guess was right." said Izuka.

"I knew it was a bad idea to let you watch "Final Oblivion" Kankuro. Face it, you have a fear of horror movies!" exclaimed Temari.

"No, I don't!" said Kankuro as he pouted at his sister.

"Kankuro I can tell you're lying." said Izuka bluntly as she looked at the puppeteer.

Kankuro turned away from them. "Okay, so I am a little scared, which is stupid, since I'm a ninja."

"It's not stupid, Kankuro. Everyone is afraid of something." said Izuka as she took a seat on Kankuro's bed.

"Really?" he asked as he slowly turned to face them.

Izuka shook her head yes.

"What do you guys fear?" asked Kankuro all of a sudden.

The three teens nervously looked at him.

"Why do you ask that?" asked Temari.

"I'm just curious. Tell you what, if you guys tell me what your biggest fears are, I'll do a parody of a song right here, right now." said Kankuro.

"Stop watching horror movies and you got yourself a deal." said Temari.

"Is she sure about this?" asked Izuka as she telecommunicated with Gaara.

"I think she is." returned Gaara as he gave his girlfriend a questioning look.

"Okay then. Temari, you go first. What are your biggest fears?" asked Kankuro as he crossed his arms.

"That's easy. My biggest fears are spiders and tarantulas. Basically any arachnid bigger than a human fist gives me the creeps." she said as she crossed her arms.

"Gaara, your next." said Kankuro as he looked at his little brother.

"If I really think about, my biggest fears are cookies being extinct and fan girls evading my private life." said Gaara as he took a seat at a nearby stool.

"Understandable." said Kankuro. He finally turned to Izuka. "What about you Izuka? What are you afraid of?"

"Let me think about it?" said Izuka as she placed her hand on her chin.

Ten minutes soon passed and she didn't say anything.

"C'mon Izuka, you have to be afraid of something." Temari whined.

"I can't really think of any fears at the moment." said Izuka as she shrugged her shoulders.

"I think I might know one." said Kankuro as he eyed Izuka. "You're afraid of anything that can cause you headaches."

"Only using some aspects of my telekinetic powers gives me headaches Kankuro. How is that a fear?" asked Izuka as she raised an eyebrow at him.

"Oh, right, good point. Well, two out of three ain't bad." said Kankuro as he awkwardly scratched his hair. He then reached for his I-Pod and placed it in the nearby stereo dock.

"What song are you parodying this time?" asked Gaara as he watched his brother look through his instrumental playlist.

"You'll know." said Kankuro. He picked up his video camera and handed it to Izuka. "You film it."

"Okay." said Izuka as she turned the camera on.

Soon, the familiar sound of string instruments from Apocalyptica's "I Don't Care" featuring Adam Gontier from Three Days Grace began to play.

"I love this song!" exclaimed Temari. "Do the song justice will ya." she said as she scowled at Kankuro.

"Will do sis." said Kankuro as he faced Izuka. "Here I go."

I try to make it through my strife,

In my way

There's you

I try so hard not to cry,

Yeah that's all I do

Just don't embrace it

Don't try to face it, and deal with it

It's just all there is

If you were here or in my dreams,

I'll be scared, I'm just scared

Just cause I'll let you hear me scream

Cuz I swear (I swear) I'm just scared

I'm still plagued by all this fright

I always try to stop my cryin

But your eyes seem to laugh

At my panic attacks

I'm getting buried in my home

These fears just make me feel alone

Don't say anything just leave my space

If you were here or in my dreams

I'll be scared, I'm just scared

Just cause I'll let you hear my screams

Cuz I swear (I swear) I'm just scared

I'M SCARED OF EVERYTHING

BUT YOU ALL JUST LAUGH AT ME (2X)

If you were here or in my dreams

I'll be scared, I'm just scared

Just cause I'll let you hear my screams

Cuz I swear (I swear) I'm just scared

If you were here or in my dreams

I'll be scared (I'll be scared)

I'll be scared (I'll be scared)

Just go and leave my teary sight

"I'll be scared (I swear)

I'm just scared

Of y'all

Everyone applauded as Kankuro bowed.

"What do you guys think?" asked Kankuro as Izuka handed him his video camera.

"That parody you just sung was basically you calling yourself a scaredy cat." said Temari.

"Shut up Temari!" yelled Kankuro in defiance.

"Well you already have the cat hat for it." added Gaara as he shrugged.

"GET OUT OF MY ROOM, ALL OF YOU!" screamed Kankuro.

Izuka, Gaara, and Temari ran out of the room. Kankuro slammed his door as soon as the three ran out.

"Did you guys really have to tease him like that?" asked Izuka as she looked at the two remaining siblings as they stood in the hallway.

"Sorry, force of habit." said Temari. She soon yawned.

"Anyways if you guys need me, I'll be back in my room trying to salvage my restful sleep. Good night or good morning, technically." she waved as she walked down the hallway to her room. As she closed her door, Gaara and Izuka looked at each other.

"What now?" asked Izuka.

"Well, I'm going back to sleep. I have paperwork in the morning." said Gaara as he yawned.

"So do I, but unlike you, sleep is a luxury for me." said Izuka s she crossed her arms.

"That's true." said Gaara with a sheepish smirk.

Izuka smirked back and turned her back to him. "Good night Gaara."

She was about to walk to her room before Gaara placed his hand on her shoulder. Izuka turned to look at him.

"Gaara?" questioned Izuka.

"You forgot something." said Gaara as a small blush appeared across his face. It was too dark in the hallway for Izuka to see it clearly.

"What did I forget?" Izuka asked as she turned her whole body back around to face him.

Gaara closed the two foot gap between them. "This."

He closed his eyes and leaned his head down to Izuka's. Realizing what was going on, Izuka closed her eyes just as Gaara's lips made contact with hers. Izuka encircled her arms around Gaara's neck and Gaara arms encircled her waist.

It started out as a gentle kiss before Gaara decided to take the initiative, again. As the two continued kissing, Gaara's tongue poked out of his mouth and barely touched Izuka's lip. Sensing what he wanted to do; Izuka happily obliged and let Gaara's tongue have access into her mouth. She gently moaned as Gaara's tongue explored every inch of the space beyond her lips.

"You don't mind, do you?" asked a slightly nervous Gaara telepathically as he pulled Izuka closer to his body.

"Not at all, as long as I get to do the same thing to you." Izuka practically purred back as she started to slip her tongue into Gaara's mouth as his tongue retracted itself back into its home.

"Be my guest." was Gaara's response as Izuka started to explore his mouth with her tongue. He let out a soft moan of his own.

"Well ain't that a wakeup call!"

Gaara and Izuka broke their embrace and saw Kankuro poking his head out of his room, his video camera in his right hand.

"You got to love these tender, intimate, early morning moments." said Kankuro as he wiped away an imaginary tear.

"You videotaped the whole thing didn't you?" asked Gaara as he walked a few steps closer to Kankuro's room.

"Indeed little brother." answered Kankuro.

"It's so not making it to YouTube." Gaara said bluntly.

"And why wouldn't it?" asked Kankuro.

Gaara didn't answer. All he did was turn his head to face his girlfriend, whose eye color changed from ice blue to dark purple.

"Uh oh." said Kankuro. He looked at his video camera to see that all the footage that he took just now had been erased.

"DAMMIT! YOU ERASED IT WITH YOUR WEIRD EYES!" yelled Kankuro as he dejectedly went back into his bedroom.

Gaara smirked at his girlfriend. "Nice job Izzy."

"Why thank you." Izuka said while smirking at her boyfriend. She walked over to Gaara and gave him one more gentle kiss on the lips. "Sweet dreams." she said as she walked to her room.

"Thanks, for some reason, sweet dreams are guaranteed this time around." Gaara called after her. He then walked to his room to see how much sleep he could manage to get back.

End of parody 13

A/N: Longest parody chapter so far. Please leave reviews and song suggestions. I'm open to ideas.

Freddy Kruger and Jason Voorhees are characters I do not own. They are from their own respective franchises.

"I Don't Care" belongs to Apocolyptica and Adam Gontier. "I'm just Scared" is the parody I did for it. Enjoy readers.