Warning: SHIKE AHEAD.
...It's about time. I know.
I don't own shit. But I do own a bitchy computer with bitchy windows 7.
FUCK!
The two traveled through the darkness with Sheik leading the way. Ike held onto her hand as she dragged him along. He was nervous at first about that fact but the feeling soon faded as he was preocupied with trying not to stumble in the never ending dark.
"Hey!" Ike said tripping over something invisible.
Sheik sighed. "Could you be more clumsy?"
"Oh, shut up! At least you can see!" He said harshly.
"Yeah, but I have to drag you would be a lot easier if I would have just gone by myself!" She hissed tugging at Ike's hand, making him stumble again.
"Would you quit it already!"
"Well would you hurry up?"
"Bitch, I'm trying!"
"You asshole! It's your fault! You keep gravitating away from me! If you would get over being a damn five year old and come closer then we wouldn't have this problem!"
"I'm not moving away from you." He muttered.
"Yes you are. Don't argue with me. Just do what I tell you."
"Okay, Mom."
"Shut it."
"Hey! You're not the boss of me!" Ike said.
"Considering that your life is in my hands, I'd have to say that I dominate you in every way right now."
Suddenly Ike stepped forward pushing Sheik suddenly against the cool wall of the tunnel.
"Hey! What the hell do you-" Sheik's words were muffled by Ike's hand.
"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were dominate in every way." Ike practicly purred.
Sheik tugged his hand off of her mouth. "Asshole! Get off of me!" She was about to punch him but he quickly grabbed her arms and held them above her head.
"I could easily overpower you in a second. You need to learn not to let your confidence get in the way of better judgment." He said.
"So what? I can be as confident as I want! Now get away from me!"
"Well, could you just listen to what I'm trying to tell you?"
"No-...Wait..." Sheik said.
"What?"
"Are you trying to rape me?" She yelled.
"What?"
"YOU ARE! HELP! I'M BEING RAPED! I'M BEING RAPED!" She yelled, even though no one would hear her.
"Wait a second!" Ike said letting her go. "I'm not trying rape you!"
"HE'S RAPING ME! HELP-" Ike put his hand back over her mouth, smothering her screams.
But, her screams soon turned to laughter that grew into a fit of humor, almost as intense as Ike's usual ones.
"Why are you laughing?" Ike asked franticly, removing his hand.
"You!" She laughed. "You looked like you were gonna die!"
Ike let out a sigh of relief. "But that's not funny, you bitch!"
She giggled evily. "It is to me! I had to figure out some way to get you off me!"
Uhg. She laughs like a demon, Ike thought. What am I saying? She is a demon.
"You're sick. You know that?" He said shaking his head.
She shrugged. "Hey. At least I'm not hitting on you."
"Wait! What?" Ike asked.
"Don't act cluless. I knew exactly what you were doing."
"Oh, don't flatter yourself! I was trying to show you something!"
"What? How to pin someone against the wall in a dark tunnel where they're all alone and try and make a move? Good job. Lesson learned."
"I wasn't-I didn't- NEVER MIND!" He said in frustation. " You're so damn difficult!"
"I know." She snickered, grabbing Ike's hand. "Now, let's go."
"Fine!"
A rather...long time later:
The two finally came to the end of the tunnel after many arguments and bruises. It started out as a simple speck of light but soon grew into what seemed to be their exit. And, it could have been if it wasn't for the metal bars that kept them from getting through. Another small obstacle was the cult performing a ritual outside of the tunnels. A nude woman lay strapped to the cult symbol in the middle of the rather large space. Hundreds of torches were lit and placed around the room creating immense amounts of light.
"You think their doing some sort of sacrifice?" Sheik asked.
Ike didn't answer. He was too busy staring at the naked woman.
SMACK!
Ike's face was thus slammed into the bars.
"What the fuck?" He hissed holding a bloody nose.
"Focus, jackass! We're trying to get out, not horny!" She rubbed her wrist that was a little sore from the impact of the slap.
"You are such a bitch!" He said as he snapped his nose back in place.
"You're a wimp. You don't even fight back!" She said looking out at the space.
"That's because you're a girl!"
"Wow. You're never so noble in the Brawls. You always try your best to slam the shit out of me." She said rollling her eyes.
"Yeah, but I'm suposed to then. I wouldn't do it anywhere else." He tilted his head back to stop the blood flow.
Sheik slumped over slightly. Great. Now, I feel bad...Wait! No I don't! The dumbass is being perverted!
"You look kind of confused." Ike said, his face right next to Sheik's.
She pushed his face away and turned his head so that he was viewing the ritual.
"Now, we've gotta figure out how to get out of here without letting them know." Sheik said quietly.
"Well how about you trip and make another hole in the wall?"
"Ha. Ha. Very funny." She mummered walking over to the other wall.
"What are these secret tunnels doing here anyway? It seems a little random." Ike said walking behind Sheik.
"Either it's for travel, or they're wind tunnels." She ran her hand across the wall.
"Wind tunnels?"
"Yeah. They're used for places buried deep in the ground. Most of the time, they don't get enouth oxygen or it gets too hot. So, they build wind tunnels to channel air. They come out of vents like that one. But, the one we're in is bogus. It was never finished so we don't feel the air." She crouched down to try and find another weak spot in the wall.
"Wow. I didn't know you had a brain." He said grinning.
"Zip it so I can I hear!" She snapped, putting her ear against the wall.
"What the hell are you listening for?"He crouched down next to her.
"Listen." She urged.
"For what?" He sighed and put his ear against the wall too. He listened carefully and heard a steady roaring sound. "What is that?"
Sheik grinned behind the cowl and stood up. "Come on. This will be cool."
Ike stood up too and backed away a bit from the wall. Sheik scanned the wall for a second, and then, jammed her foot through it. The wall crumbled a few feet around her leg, and a blast of air immediately shot through the room. Sheik laughed and stepped back. The air pushed them back a fewsteps and thoroughly whipped their hair.
Ike happened to catch a twinkle in her crimson eyes. Something like a child in a candy shop. In all of her serious, sarcastic, scowling, and evil expressions, Ike found that she had another one. Joy. He knew she was smiling under the cowl. And he felt like ripping it off just to see it. But then again, he thought, she would probably stop smiling if I did that. His mouth curved slightly.
Sheik was too busy trying to make the hole bigger. She kicked and pulled, creating a pile of rubble behind her. She turned to Ike. "You coming or what?" And then, she disapeared into the wind tunnel. Ike walked up to it and was imediately intimidated by the sheer force of the air.
"Let's go!" She yelled.
"W-wait-WHAT?" Ike exclaimed, trying to force his body to move against the wind. " Where the hell did you go?"
"You idiot!" He heard her call."Move in the direction the the wind is moving! It cycles to the outside to keep the air rotating! If we go far enouth we should be able to get out of here!"
"What kind of plan is that? We have to travel in a damn hurricane?" He yelled.
But, she didn't answer, causing Ike to growl in frustration. "Why me?" He groaned disapearing too inside the tunnel.
As it turned out, moving in the tunnel was the easy part. The hard part; navigation. The direction was simple. You follow the tunnel all the way through. But, what Ike had problems with was trying not to get slammed into walls. He would constatly get lifted off the ground and then thrown into the eroded stone. He felt like thousands of hands were constantly pushing him into rocks without him even getting the chance to breath. Eventually, the tunnel took a steep upwards turn and the wind shot him up at an extremely fast speed.
And suddenly, he was out. It was night time and the full moon shone brightly. The fresh air was welcome with gratitude after being stuck in the muggy air of the tunnel so long. Ike felt so relieved, he almost forgot he was in mid-air.
"OH, SHIT!" He yelled as he began to fall. Just typical, he thought. Soon as I escape, I die. Why am I always getting fucked over? He closed his eyes preparing for the worst...when suddenly he was jerked sharply to the side. Sheik stood there next to him, blond hair shining silver in the moonlight and eyes just as irridescent with her chain whip in hand. "Seriously?" She said. "How many times am I going to have to save you?"
"Huh? Oh, shut up!" He scoffed catching his breath. "I've saved you way more times!"
"Yeah, whaterever, dumbass." She retracted her whip and scowled. "You are just too "manly" to admit that you got saved by a girl."
"Well, now. You aren't much of a girl, are you?" He said.
"Well, with you whining all the the time, you can't be sure about your gender either."
"Oh, you're one to talk! I'm sick of your mouth!" He said. "You always have something to bitch about and comment on!"
"Fuck you! I can say what ever I want! For example: YOU'RE A JACKASS!" She fumed.
"What is it with you always calling me a jackass?"
"THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE! IKE: THE JACKASS!" Sheik screamed. "IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE SO FREAKING AWSOME! YOU THINK YOU'RE THE SHIT WHEN YOU'RE REALLY JUST A STUCK UP ASSHOLE!"
"AND YOU'RE A BITCH! NO ONE LIKES YOU! NO ONE WILL EVER LIKE YOU! YOU'RE A SELFISH, HEARTLESS, CONCIETED, SELF CENTERED, DAMNED TO HELL, BITCH!"
Sheik's right eye twitched, a bit. She lifted up her fists and cracked her knuckles. "Bitch, huh?"
"Wait...wha...what are you...WAIT! STOP!"
Another place:
Pit had slept the whole day through. He had woken up feeling sick and had decided to get some rest before he was to ship out for his assignment. But, as luck would have it, he slept way too late. A day late.
"Crap!" He wailed. "I'm so gonna get fired!"
He poked his head outside his window and saw the full moon shining brightly above him. "Wah! It's night time?" He pulled his head back in and yelping when he hit the sill. He managed to trip over air, stomp his toe on his dresser and run into his bathroom door before he even had his wings through his man-dress thingy. Pit grabbed his Portal Disk and shoved it in his pocket before taking his bag and darting out the door and down the stairs, leaving a trail of dust behind him.
He took off into flight as soon as he got out side. But, it wasn't easy for him to keep his flight up. About half way through he realized he could have used his portal disk in the first place. So, he gracefully fell out of the air in suprise and-like an idiot-forgot he had wings. Anyway, he used the disk and was able to reach the sight where Sheik and Ike had been dropped off. He looked around but didn't see a thing.
"Oh, no! What if I lost them! My boss is gonna be angry!" He said with a groan followed by a sneeze.
Then, he heard shouting and screaming and looked across the terrain to see two figures partaking in some type of violent activity. He gasped and flew over to them and landed with a sigh of relief. "I'm glad I...found...you..." He trailed off seeing Sheik on top of Ike trying to choke him out.
"DON'T YOU EVER SAY ANYTHING LIKE THAT TO ME AGAIN!" She screamed. She took Ike's cape and covered his mouth and nose trying to sufficate him. His arms were grabbing frantically for her and he managed to get his hand on her braid. He yanked her off and let out a gasp of fresh air. He then got on top of her and held her hands down, clearly pissed. "What the hell was that?You could have killed me!" He yelled.
"OH, I WISH!" She hissed.
He sighed and looked at her in frustration. "Will you stop? You've been trying to maul me for hours!"
"No! Do you not remember what you said to me?" She questioned.
"Well yeah, but you never take it to heart! I don't understand why you're so offended!"
"I'm not!" She exclaimed.
"You're such a bad liar." He said rolling his eyes.
"Get off of me!" She hissed trying to move her arms under his grasp.
"Uh no. You're probably just gonna bitch slap me or something."
"Well, you deserve it!" She yelled.
"See, this is getting you nowhere."
She frowned and kicked her legs with all her might. Ike still didn't move. He simply continued to linger over her until she stopped. "Are you done?"
"YES, DAMMIT! I WON'T HURT YOU IF YOU LET ME GO!" She said in frustration.
"Yeah right. Like I'm going to trust you for a second." He scoffed.
"I SWEAR! I PROMISE! I PINKY PROMISE! CROSS MY HEART, HOPE TO FUCKING GET STRUCK BY LIGHTNING, BURN TO ASHES AND DIE!"
Ike blinked. "Well, okay." He realeased her arms. Then, he was greeted with a thorough punch in the face, sending him on the ground with a thud.
"I hate you!" She yelled standing up in rage.
Ike rolled over with a groan of pain. "I'm waiting for the lightning!" He coughed.
Sheik looked up and noticed a wide eyed Pit. "Oh, good. You're here. TAKE ME HOME!"
He flinched looking at her fierce red eyes that were flaming in anger. "W-well it depends on whether or not you've completed your assign-"
"I DON'T CARE ABOUT THESE DAMN ASSIGNMENTS ANYMORE! ALL I WANNA DO IS EITHER GET OUT OF HERE OR KICK HIS ASS!" She pointed at Ike. "IF I CAN'T GET ONE OF THE TWO THEN THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET REAL FUCKING VIOLENT! AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO HURT AN ANGEL!"
Pit cowered away to the point where his back was almost parallel to the ground. "Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...I'm not sure what to say to that...you know...without getting hurt..." He said.
"It's best not to say anything at all! Look where talking got me!" Ike said in a way-too-loud-whisper.
Pit nodded his head rapidly, as Sheik turned her back to both of them.
Ike stood up and walked over to Pit. "Hey. Sooner or later her anger will pile up and she'll have to take it out on somebody." Ike whispered.
"Wha? How do you know?" Pit asked frantically.
"I know Sheik. Violence is her nature. She can only hold it in for so long..." They saw her pacing rapidly back and forth. "Let's hope she just doesn't take it out on us."
The two could feel her anger radiating like a microwave. Suddenly, she snapped her head up and looked towards the exit from the tunnels. "Oh yeah," She growled. "Those assholes are still alive."
She turned towards Pit and Ike. "You two. Get this collar of of me, now."
"What?" They asked in unison.
"If I can't vanish with this thing on then I can't kick ass. I need you to get rid of it."
"Well that's not any fun. You'll just get pissy and try to kill us." Ike said.
"No, I'm gonna go get pay back for this whole fucked up situation. Are you gonna help me or continue to be a scared shit?"
"Well, insulting me really isn't gonna help." He replied with a smirk. He was clearly enjoying that fact that her anger was turning into frustration. And, of course: He just had to see how far he could push her.
"May I remind you," She said through gritted teeth. "Your sword isn't actually with you, now is it?"
Ike's smirk quickly retreated to a look of utter defeat. "Fuck!" He hissed looking away from her gaze.
"Uh huh, so hurry up and help me take it off. We've got shit to do." She said, tone somewhat leaking in satisfaction of gaining the victory after his moment of dominance. She wouldn't let things slip from balance. Control was mandatory to her.
"That's what she said," Ike hummed with a grin.
"What are-" Sheik began but paused in realization of his perverted comment. "Seriously?" She put her hands on her hips. "Is now really the time?"
"Sorry," He chuckled. "I couldn't help it."
Sheik was about to remark when she stopped. " God dammit." She cursed.
"What?" Pit asked.
"It's...It's about the damn..." She groaned in frustration. "Great. To get the collar off-...How should I put this...? You...You have to...sort of...bite it."
Pit let out another "Wha?" and Ike wore another devious, quizzical look.
"Bite it..." Ike repeated.
"It's complicated. The last time I had to deal one of these was years ago when i was doing a whole bunch of shit with Link. I was trying to get him out of some mess but screwed up and ended up getting captured and had this stupid collar put on me. Unfortunately for them, they locked me and Link up together. He knew how to take care of it and he bit it off." She said, voice meek.
" Whoa whoa whoa! So, you're telling me that you let Link bite your neck and you won't even let me hit on you?" Ike exclaimed.
"Gah! That is so not what I meant you idiot!" She said, blushing.
"You know," Pit said. "I should probably report this back to my officials. I think they'll want to know your location and status."
"Whatever," Sheik said heedlessly. "As long as you don't go anywhere."
Pit pulled out his cell phone and started moving it around. "Huh? I don't have a signal!"
"Well, duh, dumbass. I don't think your phone plan covers the middle of nowhere." Ike said crossing his arms.
"Well, this is my company cell! They told me it gets coverage everywhere! Something must be jamming the signal." He began slammming the silver piece of metal against his palm.
"Well, you've got wings, idiot. Fly around until you get some bars." The ninja muttered.
"Oh, yeah." He said with a clueless smile. "I forget about that sometimes..."
Pit bent his knees and launched off with a flap of his wings. He flew around, going higher, lower, all the while holding his phone out. Sheik and Ike both thought he looked like a complete dumbass. Eventually, he dissapeared off around some large pillar of stone.
"So," Ike said. "About that hickey I was supposed to give you...-"
"Oh my God! It's not even like that!" She exclaimed nervously.
He laughed and strode up next to her. "I swear, I will never pick another person to tease."
"Shut up!" She sighed and averted her gaze. "That's sexual harassment."
"It's not harassment if you like it..." He whispered suddenly into her ear.
"Wah!" Sheik quickly hopped away from him. "Okay, that's it! You're not touching me!"
He laughed. "Oh, come on! I was only playing!"
"I don't care!" She said crossing her arms.
"No. No. I'm serious now." He said though a hint of a laugh still hung onto his voice.
"No you're not."
"Okay." He said, seriousness gracing his features. "I promise."
Sheik paused for a moment and looked him up and down. "You swear?"
He looked deeply into her eyes, voice as seductive as ever. "I swear, I won't do anything that will make you uncomfortable."
She thought it over for a moment. "Alright."
He tilted his head to the side slightly. "You sure?"
"Just hurry before I change my mind!" She said, frustrated.
He smiled. "So what, do I just bite it anywhere or what?"
"There should be two glowing dots. There are two spaces for your incissors to go."
"Incissors?" He asked finding what she was talking about.
"Your pointy teeth!" She hissed.
"Oh...well you don't have to be a bitch about it." He muttered.
"Ike," She growled.
"Alright!" He said. He then looked at her cowl. "Um...is it okay if I..."
"Do what you have to." She said simply.
He loosened the tie around the back and slowly pulled it off like the unvailing of a present. When it did come off, the first thing he did was examine her mouth. There was no smile. Her lips were curved slighly downwards as her eyes were closed shut, a sign of her nervousness. And...among her sun tanned skin, he found a color quite odd. A sort of crimson fade along her cheeks. He didn't know for sure, since he wasn't all that used to seeing her without her cowl, but...he could have sworn she was blushing.
He smiled inwardly. Huh. Who would have thought I'd be the one to make the red eyed witch blush.
He put his hand on her chin and tilted her head back, so that he could get a better angle on the collar. Sheik obliged with little hesitation. For her, the sooner it was over, the better. Ike bent his head down, so that his mouth was near the collar, but Sheik also noticed how close it was to her neck. She could feel his hair brush softly against her veins and his warm breath on her cold skin. Her heart was beating way too fast, and of course Ike could hear it. His lips brushed against her skin as his teeth clamped down on the collar.
The red dots blinked a couple of times and then, with a realease of some type of white steam, it unclasped its restraints on Sheik. She let out a sigh of relief and Ike let go of her and stepped back. Her lips curved slightly upwards into a smirk of satisfaction.
"That wasn't so bad now was it?" Ike asked quizzically.
"No...I guess not." She muttered, voice sheepish.
"Well, it looks to me like you enjoyed it." He said, a smirk growing on his face as hers faded.
"What do you mean?" She asked.
"I mean," He said taking a step closer, grabbing the collar from her neck. "You're cute when you're blushing."
"Wha-wait-...I-...you...-," She stuttered, suprised by what he had said.
He handed her the white cowl which she took without realizing it. He gave her a devious smile before turning and walking off. The smile, a little too smug,
"W-Wait!" She stammered after him. "You said no more sexual harrasment!"
"I didn't say that," He replied without turning around. "And, like I said, it's not harassment if you like it."
"Well, who said I liked it?" She yelled catching up to him.
He stopped. "So, you're really going to deny it?"
"There is nothing to deny! I'm just saying that you broke your promise!"
He turned around quickly to face her, and grabbed her by the waist. Before she even had time to retaliate, his face was already hovering near hers. He held her there, and she didn't even move; couldn't move. She could only stare back at his deep blue bedroom eyes. They were so close, they could feel the heat from their breathing. His mouth was only an inch from her own lips as his eyes looked down at her. "Do you want me to stop?" He asked in a whisper.
She couldn't think. Wouldn't dare think. She felt the same feeling that had overtaken her the last time they had kissed. Underneath the sexual frustration and lust, she felt something different. Something that had seemed too dim to even aknowledge at first. Just a faint spark. But, that spark had morphed into a glow over time, and seemed to finally let itself be revealed to her at that moment. "No," She replied without hesitation.
Though he was suprised by her answer, he took the initiative and brought his lips to hers. The feeling seemed a little alien at first, but it morphed like a butterfly into a deep kiss that niether of them had control over. They were then absorbed into their own different worlds of each other. Ike, lost in his battle of "Am I just flirting or do I seriously want her?" while Sheik was contemplating that suddenly emerging glow in her stomach. It was a kiss of confusion and frustration, but no matter how misplaced, it seemed way too passionate to be a mistake. Hands roamed, bodies shifted, and lips locked, heating up their whole display.
"Ahem," Pit cleared his throat, knocking them out of their body crazed states. With a little reluctance on both parts, the kiss was broken. Ike looked at Pit out of the corner of his eyes and sighed, letting go of Sheik who quickly stepped away.
"What are you looking at?" Sheik asked harshly, hoping the bright moon wouldn't reveal her blush.
"Oh...nothing." He said with an evil smile.
"What are you smiling about?" Ike asked, pissed about the intrusion.
"Nothing...just the next time you guys want to make fun of me, I'll have a secret weapon." He said.
Sheik's mouth dropped open and Ike rolled his eyes and growled. "You have no proof." The mercenary said.
Pit flipped open his phone and showed them a picture of their kiss. "How's this for proof?"
"Huh? How'd you-"
"Two words; Camera phone." He giggled evily.
Ike cursed and turned to the side. "Damn technology."
"Try anything and I'll send your little perverted activity to everyone in the mansion." Pit said proudly.
Sheik put on a smirk of her own. "Not if you don't live long enougth to do it." She pulled out her whip, sparking in electricity. "The phone, please." She said holding out her hand.
Then, a smile graced her face. A guinuine curve full of teeth. It was the same one she had shown to Ike. It was a rare, beatiful, and endangered type of smile that not many people could still manage to pull off. It was a smile of sheer victory. Fierce and dangerous, yet shy and caged. It only revealed itself when Sheik was so sure, so confident, that she had the upper hand. And every time she did smile, she always won.
Ike's eyes were stuck on her. She was just so strange, so different, so vibrant, that Ike couldn't understand it. She was the outcast out of everyone, had to endure so much, being in the background for so long. Being a savage maniac wasn't accepted with kindness, usually, so there was really no place for her to fit in. Except...with Ike. He realized then, that in all their differences, they were just alike. They were the same person. Why the hell they couldn't get along...well, let's face it; no one in the damn world will ever figure that one out.
"I don't think so." He said looking at the screen. "One button and it will be sent to every Smasher."
Sheik's smile didn't dissapear. "Oh really, now. Are you sure that your "officials" will want you to be sending pictures to all of your friends?" She shook her head. "That wouldn't work out so well, would it?"
"Yeah but-" He began. "I...I mean, they'll understand-"
"Seriously? They'll understand? I wonder if they'll understand how you left us out here for two extra days without even coming to rescue us?" She asked, raising an eyebrow. A cocky grin had come to replace that dazzling smile and she felt even more confident.
"I was sick!" He explained.
"Well did you happen to call in and tell them that? Or did you just forget?" She asked, tone mocking and playful.
Pit stayed silent.
"Okay, I'm gonna go out on a limb here, and say that I don't think you actually reported anything to them in the first place. I think you were waiting for something to get payback with. I mean, for us always making fun of you and putting acid in your food."
"How did you know-WAIT? ACID?" Pit suddenly exclaimed.
She crossed her arms. "No, that was a lie." She said as Pit let out a sigh of relief. "Or was it?"
Pit immediately let out a yelp and gulped. "Wha?"
" Yeah, so now, I think that it would be in your best interest to hand it over." She held our her hand once more. Pit walked up to her like a puppy with its tail between its legs. He put the phone in her hands.
"Here." He said with a pouty face.
"Thank you, Pit." She said with another one of her victorious smiles. And then, she brought her knee up, kicking him very hard in the balls. He let out a hoarse screech, and before he even had time to topple over, Sheik punched him in the face, causing him to land face first in the ground.
"You can't blackmail me, bitch." She said with a shrug. She tossed the phone to Ike. "Here."
"What the hell do you want me to do with it?" Ike asked.
"Delete whatever he has on us, idiot." She remarked before putting her cowl back on.
"Nicely done, by the way." He said, engrossed in deleting all 14 of the pictures he took.
"Thank you." She replied stepping down to Pit's level on the ground. "Now, let's see if we can't use him."
After deleting the evidence and waking Pit from his unconsious state, they managed to drag him back towards the hole in the ruins. Ike was dragging Pit across the dirt by his collar and Sheik was a couple of yards ahead.
"Ow!" Pit said as he was slammed into a rock.
"Be quiet. This wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to blackmail us." Ike said, tired and annoyed.
"I already said I was sorry! Geez!" The angel's left eye was black and a bit of blood was dripping from his nose. "But, I seriously was suprised. I mean, you and Sheik! That's just weird!" He said.
"Stop talking," Ike hissed, voice way harsher than usual.
"Well, somebody's in a bad mood. I don't know why though...you seemed like you were about to get in her pants! That should have made anybody happy! I mean, she is kind of hot in a way...I mean, when you can actually see her face!"
Ike shut his eyes and took in a deep breath. "What did I already tell you?"
Pit shut his mouth, but then after a moment-
"But seriously though, I didn't know you were into crossdressers."
"OH, SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
You diserve better than my very sloppy updating and I sincerely apoligize. Since you've been waiting forever, I had to get some initial love/hate going. Hoped you liked it.
Review so that I don't feel bad.