Characters: Aizen
Summary
: What does Aizen have against God?
Pairings: None
Warnings/Spoilers
: None
Timeline
: None
Author's Note
: I had to write something mocking Aizen's mental breakdown in the Deicide arc. I just had to.
Word Count
: 200
Disclaimer
: I don't own Bleach.


What Aizen has against God, no one is sure. No one knows what the universe ever did to him, or if it did anything at all. Knowing Aizen and his talent for finding justification for literally everything he does, he probably has a reason no one can understand or credit. That would be just like him.

For whatever reason, Aizen has decided that changes need to be introduced. All fine and well, but couldn't he have gone through legal channels? Yes, the bureaucracy makes a mess of red tape out of everything, but it would have been worth it in the end, and he wouldn't have tried to stage a coup to get what he wanted.

But, no. Aizen has allowed his delusions of grandeur to get the better of him. He thinks he can be God now, the defining fatal mistake of virtually everyone who has ever believed they could take over the world they live on.

Aizen has allowed his delusions to force him to devolve from a reasonably intelligent captain to a gibbering wreck. Rage against the Creator tends to turn otherwise sensible people batty.

Such is the fate of those who thought they could be God.