Batper 13 The Filnal Batper
Batassman lung at Donkey and ass kicks Donkey in ass. Donkey bites Bat dick and Batman pain groans. Johnbin Freeman use Donkey repellent and Donkey uses shield to not repel repellent. Morgan Freeman narrates the fight in mind because fight is climactic like his eviculations.
"Batman, you too strong."
"You don't bat the Batman."
Donkey summons Shrek and Shrek is no longer Shrek but Ogrelord Shrek and spreads his onions all around Gotham. People cry "We betray Batman. Shrek is love, Shrek is life!"
"You gave an onion to Henry! You behind all crime! You evil!" Johnbin Freeman shouts anger.
"It's too late! Onions stim people and seduce me them! Henry was victim of original onion. We will now conquer! Bow to me!"
"Johnbin." Batassman.
"Batassman." John Freeman.
"IT'S ALL OGRE NOW SHREK!" Batman shout!
Batassman and Bratmun and Batmen and Bartman and Batmanan and Buttmin and Banatman and Betman and Batmon and Batwayne and Bootman and Batmin and Batmuna and Bhutman and Batface and John Freeman and Nigbone and Christopher Nolan and Christopher Walken and Christopher Nolan Walken and Morgan Freeman and Red Robin and Robin and Tim Burton and Michael Keaton and Mark Hamill and Kevin Conroy in his super suit and Samuel L. Jackson and Shaq and Will Smith and Chris Evans and Robert Downey Jr. and Freddy and Bonnie and Foxy and Chica and Drake and Josh and Hulk Hogan and John Cena and MLG Pros and JonTron and PewDiePie and Markiplier and Mickey Mouse and The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and The Crystal Gems and Vegeta and Mappa and Goku and the entire Marvel Cinematic Universe and Chuck Norris and All Black People and Shia Lebouf Batman are summoned by Batassman and Johnbin Freeman.
"With our powers combined, we are…."
"4CHAN!"
Shia Lebouf shouts from the streets of Gotham "DO IT! JUST DO IT! NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE! MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE! "
4chan does it. They fires power lazer powerful to destroy all of Shrek's layers and cure cancer kills Shrek in bloody finale.
4chan deforms and is reduced to Batman, John Freeman, and Nigbone. Gotham is restored and all of reality is reset.
"Thanks for the help, John and Morgan." Batman thanks
"ITS NIGBONE BATFACE!" Nigbone angry.
"Bat it on black boy."
"NAH ILL JUST GO BACK TO WORK!" Nigbone
"And I'll go back to office room to find next boss." John Freeman.
"Time to bat to Batcave!" Batman says.
The End
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"How does that make you feel?" Alex says.
"You know, I feel good. That was the most ridiculous thing I've ever read, but that ending was too satisfying." Jesse replies.
"It's time for the creepypasta, guys." Chase says.
"All right. Let's do it!"
"Boxes!"
"Memes!"
So tell me, readers. How does this make you feel?