(A/N)

Oooo hi! How will Benjamin subdue the cows? With some help, of course! * = a colourful word

"Ah!" I had an idea. "We dig all their eyeballs out!"

"What the * dude!" Jay had suddenly appeared, and wielded his Shortbow immediately. I ignored him and grabbed a microphone which seemingly came from nowhere. "Listen up! Dig all their eyeballs out! Without sight, they can't attack!"

Within minutes, all the cows' eyeballs were dug out(so resourceful, those Lumbridge citizens) and they wandered around aimlessly. I saw that Queenzezi had respawned, and was brutally stabbing a blind cow. The cow died within mere seconds.

"Ah, that's it! The cows were being controlled by Jin through their eyes, thus making them a thousand times more powerful, but now their eyes are gone, they are now normal cows. And if Jin could influence the cows, he must be behind the attack of the goblins, Dark Wizards and the Kinshra." Jay snapped his fingers after I told the whole story to him. I wasn't even about to ask him what was a Kinshra. Yes, like the noob I am.

"We should be on our guard. Jin could attack anywhere, anytime." I said, as Queenzezi leapt over to join us. Jay walked over to the General Store and bought a newspaper. His eyes widened as he looked at the headlines.

Ghosts of Draynor Manor attacks!

Just a few hours ago at about 6am, witnesses saw Level 19 Ghosts coming out of Draynor Manor towards Draynor. Their eyes were red, and their transparent body now had a reddish mark. Witnesses also say when one of their companions sprung forward to attack one of the Ghosts, he was killed brutally although he was Level 98. Afterwards, Draynor had been wrecked and a lot of people had died. A few survivors fleed from the attack. After Draynor was wrecked beyond salvation, the Ghosts were seen returning to Draynor Manor.

People believe that Count Draynor is commanding the Ghosts, while another evil force is commanding Count Draynor. "The Ghosts flew into the bank and attacked all of the bankers. I only managed to escape while the Ghosts were distracted by my fellow bankers," one of the bankers of Draynor Bank said, who was also a survivor. Another survivor, who refused to give his name, proclaimed that the Ghosts didn't look as transparent as they ought to be.

Be sure to buy another newspaper from any General Store tomorrow to hear tomorrow's news.

The other pages were all mere junk, like Tutorial Island being revamped, the Clan Wars arena's portal now changed from yellow to purple(A/N: I made this 'yellow portal' up myself) and a Level 3 able to kill a Level 20. Jay was, however, interested in the Level 3 killing thing.

Jay and I decided to go to Port Sarim to explore, and Queenzezi lead the way. A few bothersome Highwaymen came at us along the way and shouted an irritating "stand and deliver!" but Queenzezi took care of them soon enough. Two Highwaymen left behind their black Capes and Jay and I took them. I strapped the Cape on. It looked great.

I had been to Port Sarim during the Lesser Demon incident, but I didn't have the chance to notice how big the port at Port Sarim was. We stopped at the bar for a drink, which had been repaired and revamped. I bought a glass of beer for 2gp and drunk it all down. It made me feel dizzy, but I could feel it boosting my energy too. There were three more people at the bar, who looked like pirates. After taking a closer look at them, I decided that they really were pirates, and very drunk too. "Aye, matey!" one of them yelled, and I shot out of the bar in fright. I have a phobia of pirates. Or at least I think I do.

Jay and Queenzezi joined me and we walked until we reached a food shop. We decided to split up and meet back here in an hour and half.

I took a look at the gigantic ships and tall seamen until I bumped into someone. "Oh, sorry, I didn't see you there," I muttered a word of apology, and looked up to see a... pirate?! I was about to run away in fear when the pirate spoke in a kindly voice. "No worries, mate. What ye doin' all the way 'ere? By the may, me' name be Redbeard Frank!"

I shuddered. What kind of name is Redbeard Frank? But anyway, he's a pirate, so I guess pirate have weird names. Right? "I am, um..." I decided to make up a story to make myself seem even more exciting, so I said, "I am, I am... hunting for treasure! Yeah, that's it."

"Hahaha! Hunting for treasure, will it be? Well, I'll tell ye the location of some treasure for a price!" Redbeard Frank said, who didn't look very drunk. He didn't look like a scammer either. I decided to trust him. "What kind of price?" I asked.

"Karamja Rum, of course!" Redbeard Frank said dreamily. "Karamja Rum is the best rum I've ever drunk, and it's quite rare too! It can only be brewed on Karamja, so I want you to take a ship to Karamja and buy one for me! You give the Karamja Rum to your pal Redbeard Frank, I'll tell you where the treasure is!" Redbeard Frank said in glee. "Problem is, Asgarnia has banned the import of rum, but adventurers are always resourceful, right?" No, not right. But anyway, I'll figure something out. I strode over to a seaman.

"Hello, I want to go to Karamja please..."

(A/N) What adventures will Benjamin encounter on Karamja? Stay tuned!