Conan/Shinichi on GinShin/GinCon
Dear Fan Fiction Writers
The thought of this is disturbing and disgusting and I would never even if we were the last living mammals on earth date Gin. Why am I always the Uke too, I mean I don't agree with being paired with guys either but I'm never even the man in the relationship, Noooo... you guys always have me be in the women's position which makes it even worse. Not to Mention Gin has tried to kill me many times, so why would I want to date him. Also last time that I checked I'm pretty sure I was straight, and I so do not find Gin sexy in any which way, not to mention I'm pretty sure I still am in love with Ran. I do not find someone who poisoned me sexy so stop trying to make him do me in your stories; we don't like each other and never will.
Sincerely Conan Edogawa/Kudo Shinichi
