This chapter of the dares will be my dares...I was going to post the next week but however I already got 3 reviews with dares so I'm doing my dares...NOW!
Me:Welcome back...today show is special because I'm going to make the cast do my own dares
All: What?!
Me: You all heard me...so I have 13 dare one for each of you and you better do it or else. (they sigh in defeat) good oh and the order is how you got eliminated so first dare is Staci and it's to tell me who invented bacon...if you are lying I burn you with this (show them a cow iron)
Staci: Okay well my great great great great great uncle frank invented it before that people just ate cow
Me: Wrong nobody invented bacon it was already here before...time to get burn (She ran and I chased her)
Sam: Should we be worried
Jo: No
Mike: But listen think, you remember what he did during all the another show (they all remember)
Jo: Oh crap we should (I came back with Staci who had a burn mark on her back)
Staci: That burn a lot
Me: Yep sorry okay next is Dakota and it's to...slap Sam hard in the face and if you don't do it then I'll spray freezing cold water on you (grin evily)
Dakota: What no I'm not slapping Sam forget it
Me: Little girl I'm giving you a another chance do it or else (Dakota shook "No") fine then (spray cold water on her and she shiver in coldness)
Dakota: I t-told you I w-w-wouldn't slap Sam in he f-f-face (Sam wrapped an arm around Dakota)
Me: (sighed in disappointment) you guys no fun...B your dare is to...give Scott a wedgie
B: (nodded) sure
Scott: Oh no you better not (B then gave Scott a very painful wedgie) Ahhhhhhh
Me: Hahahaha that was funny okay Dawn...I dare you to...(snap my finger) kick Scott in the balls
Dawn:(sigh) Fine I will (Scott couldn't see so Dawn kneed him on his balls while the boys "Ohhh") There happy
Scott: Why man
Me: Eh I don't know okay next is Sam...I dare you to...fight Venom!
Sam: What?! Dude are you crazy he'll kill me! (I shrugged and Venom came out in totally chaos)
Venom: Who do I need to kill?! (I pointed at a scared Sam) you will perish
Sam: Ahhh! (Sam ran for his life while Venom ran to him and attacked him) Ahh help please! (some stood)
Me: (angrily) DON'T! (few minutes later, Sam came crawling to us bleeding a bit and with many scratches)
Sam: He almost killed me...why didn't you guy help me
Dakota: He told us not to, we're sorry Sam
Me: Yeah yeah listen I want to finish this quick so Brick...I dare you to arm wrestle lightning loser gets punch in the face by the winner.
Brick:Okay
Lightning: Lightning going to beat you Mama's boy (the two then set up)
Me: Ready go! (The two started out strong, Lightning almost had it until Brick slammed him to the table.) Brick wins Lightning (Brick then punch him on the cheek)
Lightning:Oww
Me: Okay Anne Maria I dare you to...spray Zoey's eye with your hair spray
Zoey: Wait what
Me:You heard me, Anne Maria dare is to spray your eyes with her hair spray
Zoey: Anne Maria wait (Anne Maria then sprayed Zoey's eyes) AHHH
Anne Maria: Ha you had that coming R-(Zoey slapped her hard) Oh that it's (The two started fighting)
Mike: Zoey stop (Mike grabbed Zoey and Lightning grabbed Anne Maria) calm down
Lightning:Yeah he's right
Anne Maria:No way she slapped me
Zoey:Because you sprayed my eyes
Me:YO! (they all looked at me) listen zip it okay I want to finish this so next is Mike...I dare you to hit Scott with a shovel (throw him a shovel)
Mike: Yeah...I'll do it beside he hit me on my head during the status challenge and released Mal
Scott:Hey it was your fault...if you're dumb adventurer personality, if he didn't know that I was- (Mike then whack his head so hard he was out like a light)
Mike:Don't call Manitoba dumb, beside he was helping the hamster from you taking one of our pieces.
Me:Okay next is Jo...I dare you to slam Lightning to a table since he thought you were a girl
Jo:Now that I like
Lightning:Ha you think she can slam Lightning to a tab-whoo (Jo pick up Lightning then slammed him to a table) Ahh Lightning's back
Jo:That to show you that I'm a girl and also to show you that girls can be tougher
All girls:Yeah!
Me:Okay next is Scott...somebody wake him up (Dawn grabbed a bucket of cold water and dumped it on him)
Scott:AHHH! what the heck
Me:It's your turn, I dare you to...fight Mal
Scott:What are you kidding me?
Mike:Actually I want Mal to fight you since you cause him to be release I think he'll like it hehe (Gasp and Mal is out)
Mal:So I have to fight you hehe piece of cake
Scott:Okay fine I will (Scott then charged at him but Mal moved and kneed him on the stomach then punched his face to the ground)
Mal:See...piece of cake haha (gasp Mike came back)
Me:Okay next is Zoey...I dare you to tell us all if you didn't like Mike who would you date then
Zoey:Well if I didn't like Mike then maybe Brick or Cameron but still I think I like it better if Mike like me
Mike:You know I still do Zoey (hugged her)
Me:Well okay then Cameron I dare you to give Zoey a kiss on the cheek hahaha
Cameron:(blushed) what
Me:Don't worry it's just a friendly kiss just her one little kiss and that it okay
Cameron:But what about-
Mike:It's okay Cameron you can do it I guess
Cameron:Okay fine (walked to her and kissed her cheek) there okay
Me:Okay Lightning...I dare you to arm wrestle Mike
Mike:What
Lightning:Ha this will be easy I mean look at him he's skinny, he got no muscle like Lightning
Me:Really okay then let's make it a shirtless arm wrestling one and loser have to say I'm a weakling
Lightning:Fine then (took his shirt off)
Mike:(sigh) okay then (took his shirt off)
Anne Maria and Zoey: (whistle sexy)
Me:Ha okay then (both set up) ready...GO! (both started strong until Lightning head the lead but Mike put his strength and made it even)
Lightning:You strong but Lighting ain't loses (Lightning almost had it but Mike then beat him) WHAT!?
Me and Jo:HAHAHAHAHAHA
Jo:You lost to Skinny neck here
Me:Oh my god you lost that's hilarious...now say it
Lightning:(angrily) Lightning's a...weakling
Me:Okay that was my last dare see you all next time bye
There my dares are done now you can review your dares