I am sooooooooooo sorry for how long it took me to update. I had this huge 200 point project due tomorrow. But now I should be back on track. And if this helps, this chapter is part one of my 50 review extravaganza! The other part will be out as soon as I finish it, which will be later tonight. Enjoy!

Part 1 of 2

(All are online)

Shoppaholic123: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

Yankeeh8r: alice calm down

Shoppaholic123: I will not calm down when our lives are at stake!!

Wolfman5: huh

Shoppaholic123: remember that book that bella found about us? Well apparently there is a whole series. I read them all and they are completely tru. In the last one theres even a part with Jacobs pov

Lambgrl82: HA I win Edward! IN YOUR FACE!! *does happy dance*

Pianoman01: bella this isn't something to laugh about

Lambgrl82: y not?? Oh yeah.

Lambgrl82: dangit the volturi are such killjoys

Shewolf1: u mean theres a book with me being nice to jake in it

Shoppaholic123: yep

Shewolf1: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

edwardsbff: YESSSSSSSSS

shewolf1: NOOOOOOOO

edwardsbff: Yessssssss

Shewolf1: Nooo

Wolfman5: seriously guys. Stop.

Shewolf1: You called me a guy. Y are u so insensitive, Y!!!!

(shewolf1 has signed off)

2sexy4myshirt: issues

Yankeeh8r: u can say that again

2sexy4myshirt: issues

Yankeeh8r: u can say

Vampdoc: boys concentrate

Yankeeh8r: yes sir!

Mommydearest: do u see the volturi coming alice

Shoppaholic123: I don't think so

Shoppaholic123: *having vision*

Shoppaholi123: no they won't come

Vampdoc: good. Then lets take time to read the books then report back here 2morrow morning

All: ok

(Everyone has signed off)