A Supercouple is like Luke and Luara on All my Children(i think)!

Ironic

Chapter 13

SUPERCOUPLE NO MORE?

Ever since the hit the Art Scene three years ago Deidara, 21, and Sasori, 22, were an instant sensation! And not just with their art!

Personal Lives

Anyone who had the pleasure of meeting the pair were charmed by Deidara's charismatic personality and Sasori's quiet, down to earth nature. The two artists had been a couple since high school and had moved in together as soon as they graduated. Deidara had come from humble beginnings in the small city of Iwagakure but nothing more is known about his past. Sasori's parents died in a car crash when he was a child and his grandmother raised him. Sasori has said "We moved around quite a bit, we never stay in one place for too long."

The couple first caught the eye of business tycoon of Hiashi Hyuga, who encouraged them to move to Konoha to better pursuit their art. They agreed and moved into a modest apartment within the month.

The Art

Deidara and Sasori's art is as different as night and day. Deidara's art is, as the critics say, "An explosion of color and materials." While Sasori's artist style is more balanced and symmetrical.

So what happened?

Deidara has been seen walking hand in hand with another person, and it's not Sasori! "I haven't been in touch with either of them so I have no information." Was all their agent was willing to say on the matter of a breakup or argument between the two artists. The mystery man may be Obito Uchiha, who hasn't been on the Konoha scene lately. This would make sense, after all Itachi Uchiha, another business tycoon, has been a friend of the artists since they came to Konoha.

Sasori threw the newspaper into the mud, his fist clenching at his sides. 'Tobi!'
"Well that's great." Itachi said tossing the newspaper back onto the kitchen table.

"But that couldn't be Deidara!" Kisame said examining the photo with the article. "He was with us all night!"

"I know."

"This isn't good." Kisame said scratching his head.

"And you know what's worse?" Itachi asked sighing heavily.

"What?"

"The first thing Sasori will think is-"

"Tobi." Kisame said grimly.

"Is your cousin doing any better?" Lee asked as they waited for Naruto to arrive.

"He was gone when I woke up this morning." Gaara answered looking around the café that Lee and Naruto had invited him to. It was a burger shack and Gaara was thankful for real food. Not that food on the other side of town was bad, it just wasn't… food.

"Is that a good thing?" Lee asked.

"I dunno." Gaara shrugged and took a folded piece of paper out of his jacket pocket. "But I found this, in my bedroom. It's from Deidara."

"Your cousin's boyfriend, right?"

"Yeah, long story short, it says to call him if Sasori does something stupid or if he's being a jackass."

"Did you call him yet?"

Gaara shook his head no.

"Well, I think Sasori getting drunk qualifies as him being stupid and being a... butt." Gaara noticed he dodged the swear word, it was kind of cute to see him blushing like that. "There's a payphone on the corner… I'll go with you," he blushed again. "If you want, I mean-"

"Yeah, might as well call him now."

"Do you think Sasori will pay Tobi visit/ass whooping?" Kisame asked his lover watching him drink of third cup of coffee. That was Itachi's thing when he was nervous, he drunk coffee.

"What has he got to lose?"

"Hey guys, un." Deidara said sleepily entering the kitchen. Itachi's pajama pants and shirt were baggy on Deidara smaller frame. Deidara's eyes were still red and puffy from spending last night cry. Deidara caught sight of the coffee mug. "What's wrong Itachi, un?"

"Nothing." Itachi answered straight faced. Deidara looked to Kisame who had decided that the ceiling was the neatest thing he's ever seen.

"You want me to fix breakfast, un?"

"No-" Itachi started but was interrupted by Kisame.

"Yes!"

"Don't be rude Kisame!" Itachi said putting an arm around Deidara's shoulders. "He's a guest."

"Guest? Itachi, he's part of the family!" Kisame said pulling ingredients out of the kitchen cabinets for Deidara to use to make pancakes.

"Get to work." Kisame said popping Deidara's bottom with the dish towel. "And you," Kisame said popping Itachi with the dish towel. "Are coming with me."

Deidara laughed as they left the room.

Sasuke flipped open his phone. Seven missed calls from Neji, one from Sakura and one from Ino. Sasuke smirked. He had purposely not called Neji about what Gaara had said just to see how desperate Neji was. And, he was desperate.

The phone rang. Not his phone, not Itachi's or his bitch's, it was the house phone. Sasuke waited until it had rang three times then decided that no one was going to get it. Not that he didn't expect that, when Itachi was with that jerk the rest of the world didn't matter. Sasuke growled and pick up the phone.

"What?"

There was a pause on the other end. "Deidara?"

"No." Sasuke snapped.

"Oh, er, wrong number."

"Who is this?"

"Um, Gaara."

"Oh! I apologize, this is Sasuke." Sasuke felt very stupid.

"Hi Sasuke." Gaara said jokingly. Sasuke heard someone on Gaara side of the phone say his name in question. "Is Deidara there?"

"Yeah. I'll get him."

After Deidara's phone conversation with Gaara, Deidara decided he needed a much more tranquil environment. A yoga class was exactly what he needed.

As Deidara moved into the plank pose he thought about his and Gaara's conversation.

"He was completely drunk! All he could do was mumble about you…"

'So Sasori had gotten drunk? Why should I care?' Deidara thought as he shook off his nagging feelings about Sasori and moved into plow pose.

"He trashed the kitchen! Everything was everywhere!"

'It is Sasori's kitchen now. Not mine.' Deidara was ready to pull his hair out. This was supposed to be relaxing not make him more agitated. Deidara changed into Virasana to meditate.

"Hun, let try something different for you, 'cause ya ain't relaxing!" The instructor said. She wasn't an instructor as a supervisor. If you needed help she would help you, but she didn't teach unless you asked.

"Fine, un." Deidara sighed.

"Ya wanna talk about it or yoga it out, hun?"

"Yoga, un."

"Alright," the woman said as she laid down beside Deidara. "Spread your legs and arms apart until you can feel you Xs."

Deidara did as he was told.

"Can you feel your Xs?"

Deidara had no clue what she was talking about but said yes anyways.

"Okay bring ya arms and legs in and get into ya ball."

Deidara curled into his ball. He was actually surprised to find that he felt better in his little ball.

"Okay out of the ball!"

The rest of the 15 minutes went like this ball, spread-eagle, ball, spread-eagle.

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"Can I take you out to coffee?" A tall blonde haired man asked smiling.

"No thanks, un." Deidara said walking towards the exit of the yoga classroom.

"I heard about you and Sasori breaking up-"

"How did you know about that, un?!" Deidara said turning around quickly.

"I-Its- here." The man said handing Deidara his paper. Deidara quickly scanned the article. "Tobi, un!"

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