Disclaimer: I don't own Supernatural and I make no money from this or any other fanfic I write
Pairing: Dean/Castiel
Category: General
Rating: G
Warning: Mild language
Title: Unlikely Origins
Author: yellowhorde
Notes: This was written for the LiveJournal community, adventdrabbles. Dec 09
UNLIKELY ORIGINS
"Well, look-y what we have here," Dean grinned, holding a sprig of mistletoe over his head and waggling his eyebrows in invitation. "I guess you know what that means, right, Cas?"
Eagerly, Dean leaned in for the traditional kiss, but to his consternation, Castiel continued to frown up at the plant oblivious of his intentions.
"What is it, Cas?"
"'Mistel' is the Anglo-Saxon word for dung," Castiel intoned gravely. "And tan means 'twig'. Thus, misteltan. So, what you are holding in your hand is basically 'dung-on-a-twig'. Fascinating, isn't it?"
"Dude, you are totally killing the mood," Dean muttered in disgust.
THE END