Wheeliefan101: *waving Drift's sword around* Guess what I stole this time! Drift's hu-gian-taniamous sword! *shifty eyes* I better disclaim before ol' Drifters notices his sword is missing. *clears throat* I don't own transformers or intend for this to offend anyone. Well, it could offend Bumblebee, I would be fine with that :D
Bumblebee: T.T
Wheeliefan101: Yeesh, what a cry baby -_-
Bumblebee: *pulls out Megatron's fusion cannon* }:(
Wheeliefan101: O.O Wait, where did you get tha-
Bumblebee: *shoots Wheeliefan101*
Wheeliefan101: AAAAAAAAHHHHH! *lands in wall* Ug *looks at sword* THIS. DID. NOTHING!
Chapter 13: A writer's worries
#121 Enough people are already a critic, I do not need your feedback
I played the violin
So I had to practice at base sometimes
Every so often, the Decepticons would comment on my playing
It usually wasn't very positive
Then the twins decided to drop by
I didn't really mind Frenzy that much
He actually helped me improve
Who knew Frenzy knew so much about violins?
But Rumble was no help at all
He kept critizing EVERY. LITTLE. THING!
I got so fed up
...I threw my violin at him (my teacher's gonna kill me...)
#122 When one of the twins come, stay away from them, far, far away
Aw, who am I kidding?
Rumble and Frenzy are gonna drag you out to meet their friend no matter where you are
I TRIED hiding
Believe me, I tried
They still found me
I TRIED to be nice to their friend
But he's so...much like them
The guy's name was Enemy
Wait
If they're so much like R 'n' F, does that mean it's like he's a third twin?
O_O
Oh sweet mercy...
...just kill me now
#123 Do not take everything I say seriously
I said, "Just kill me now"
Enemy took me seriously
He literally tried to KILL me
It took Rumble and Frenzy a while to convince Enemy I was just kidding
I am not liking this guy very much, currently...
#124 If I'm writing rules, I do not need your help
It gets annoying when I'm writing rules and you guys interrupt what I'm typing and-
Frenzy: But have you seen some of the rules you come up with? BORING!
-I have to edit it
Rumble: I agree with Frenzy. Ya've got bland rules. We like ta spice them up
Me: Did I ask for your opinion? Nooooooooo
Frenzy: We're Decepticons. Do ya think we really care?
Me: -_- But stop it. It's annoying
Rumble: If it weren't for us, you wouldn't have anything ta write about!
Me: If you guys would leave me alone, I would get a lot more writing done. Now please, LEAVE ME ALONE!
Both: But-
Me: *brutally attacks Rumble and Frenzy*
#125 No shouting "Daddy!" to Shockwave and then tackling him
Shockwave came to visit
Again
And, in case you've forgotten, he was the one who turned me half Cybertronian
Rumble and Frenzy MADE me go out and talk to him
So, when I saw him, I yelled, "Daddy!" and tackled him
After he pried me off him, he said it was illogical that I call him his male parental unit
I told him I did not care
He was the one who turned me into this half alien
After I started yelling at him, Rumble and Frenzy had to drag me away because I was a LITTLE out of control
Okay, maybe a lot
#126 No using Megatron's enemy's quotes against him
Rumble, Frenzy, and I were having fun
Which meant all the other 'cons were getting annoyed
Megatron told us to stop
So we kept on being annoying
Soundwave-who seemed to have the most control over us-ordered "Rumble, Frenzy, Electric Storm: display of actions: immature. Suggestion: act age."
I gave Soundwave a serious look, and in my best Optimus voice, I told him "But Soundwave, immaturity is the right of all sentient beings"
We nearly died laughing
Although Megatron didn't find it funny
AT ALL
Ever seen Megatron's optic twitch?
VERY. SCARY.
I still have nightmares of what happened after that!
#127 No screaming random Italian words
I had been looking up some Italian words for no real reason (because I was bored and Hook wouldn't let me comunicate with the outside world because I was stuck in the med-bay)
And Rumble and Frenzy dragged me along to the meeting we were having with the President of the United States
As in give-us-all-you-own-or-die kind of meeting
I was getting bored
So I screamed "Scimmie sono nei pantaloni e le mie claze sono viola!"*
Everything got real quite, real fast
After that, I was no longer allowed to go to meetings
#128 No provoking my short attention span
I get distracted by other things really easily
The twins took advantage of this
I eventually got mad at them
So I out right ignored those two
…for five minutes (hey, it's a new record)
#129 No writing an "I survived living with the Decepticons" book
It actually wasn't a half bad book
The Decepticons begged to differ
They got mad
Like REALLY mad
Rumble and Frenzy especially about the part I mentioned about the two meneces I lived with
Hey, surviving living in the same space with you guys should be an achievement!
#130 No messing with Trypticon
Because, first of all, he's a giant DINOSAUR
Second of all,
...well, you really only need the first reason
But did that stop Rumble, Frenzy, and me from poking fun at him?
Noooooooo
We payed dearly for the consequences
I'm SOOOOOOOOOO glad we can run fast when our lives our threatened by a giant dinosaur foot
*Monkeys are in my pants and my claze are purple
Translate
Monkeys are in my pants and my claze are purple
Wheeliefan101: *has arm sling* Hey, peoples. Thanks to Bumblers, I have to wear this sling thing. And I can't even sling it at anybody! Dis-appoint-ment!
Bumblebee: *crosses arms* You totally deserved it
Wheeliefan101: Well, ow! Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the berth! Anyway, my muse sprouted wings and flew out the window, my inspiration trickled down the drain while I was in the shower, and my will to write took a vacation in Montana so it might take me, like, a super-de-duperdy long time to update my stories.
Bumblebee: *gasp* Shame! *points* To the Naughty Corner!
Wheeliefan101: What, again? Awww, man! Anyway, please review, it gets my will to write to send me post cards! :D