I ran through the hallways, an angry Deidara and Tobi on my tail. 'Damn is he pissed!' I thought, dashing behind Itachi, who was sitting on the couch, looking totally innocent. He raised an eyebrow at me before looked at the duo who were previously chasing me rushed into the room. Itachi and I laughed at my wonderful prank, which I had so boldly taken a picture of with my phone to post on line later.
I had dressed Deidara in the slutty maid outfit, and caked on makeup on his face. I even put a stuffed bra on him. Tobi wore the tux, his mask still in place but covered in Deidara's bright red lipstick. The whole front side of their clothes were super glued together so that their bodies were pressed together, and Deidara wore gloves that were glued together around Tobi's neck. Of course, being full of masculing pride, Deidara insisted that he be the one to walk forward, while Tobi had to rely on Deidara to keep him from bumping into things, which didn't work out because Deidara couldn't see over Tobi's head.
We watched as they akwardly walked toward the couch to sit down, Deidara trying to look around Tobi's shoulder. He ran them right into the coffee table, causing Tobi to fall backward, forcing Deidara to follow. The rest of the akatsuki, all showing evidence of pranking, entered only to be greeted with the sight of Tobi on his back on the coffee table, with a blushing deidara on top with his arms around Tobi's neck. Every one burst out laughing, the other victims appeared grateful that they hadn't shared the same fate.
I looked to see what my partners in crime had done, and I was quite pleased. Sasori had a wooden stick nailed to his face with a paper on his shirt that said 'When will I quit lying?'. Hidan was in a puffy pink tutu, with a matching top and a tiara on his head. Kakuzu was in a men's skating uniform that was at least two sizes too small...he was pretty big. I laughed at them, along with every one who wasn't pranked.
Sakura and I high fived each other, then I highfived Itachi. Well, more like a grabbed his wrist and held him still while I smacked his hand. It still counts! "You motherfuckers better give me back my fucking clothes, or I'll fucking sent you to hell damn it!" Hidan hissed, holding up his scythe.
I took off running, with all my friends, including Itachi, relaxing while Hidan hunted me down, swinging his weapon at me. I slid under a small table, grabbing the gun that was strapped to the bottom. I whipped around and put four bullets in Hidan's head, relieved when he stopped to hold his head in pain. I ran again, going straight for the large air vent in my room. It was just big enough for me to climb up to the attic, where I crawled out the tiny window and sat on the roof to catch my breath. I could hear Hidan's cursing all the way up here, along with Deidara, Tobi, Kakuzu, and Sasori. Damn was I in trouble. A hand covered my mouth, muffling a squeal, turning my head to see Sakura smiling with her finger over her lips. I sighed in relief and watched as she did a transformation jutsu to turn us both into cats.
"Nice disguises, Sakura-chan!" I purred.
"Thanks." She meowed back. "The only ones who should be able to see through my jutsu are the uchihas, and I don't think they'll rat us out."
"Speaking of uchihas, do you not still love Sasuke?" I was being aten alive with curiousity.
She sighed, obviously dreading the subject. "Well...I guess i do, but I'm still upset at how he just left me on that bench, ya know? He apologized for it, and now he wants to be friends, but I'm not sure I can trust him not to leave me again." She spoke with her head slumped and her eyes shadowed by her bangs, but perked up abit at the ned. "What about you and Itachi? You two seem pretty close."
"He's one of my best friends!" I said happily. "By the way, what do you think about Diana and Kisame? I know for a fact that she has a major crush on him."
"Really? I think they'd look so cute together!" She gave me a grin and added. "Don't mention this to anyone, but I personally think Kisame's shark teeth are pretty cool."
"Yeah, they rock! But, even they're not as badass as the sharingan." I snickered.
"Yep." she agreed, nodding her head up and down.
"I can't find them anywhere, just a couple of cats up here." A voice ellled from behind us. I jumped ait, while Sakura jumped back and turned to face the speaker. Kisame had wandered onto the roof in search of us, sneakily as any ninja should.
"Damn, I thought he was going to give me a heart attack!" I hissed at Sakura. Kisame picked me up and I marveled at the fact that I could fit into the palm of his hand.
"Woah, calm down kitty! I'll leave you and you're friend alone." he saod while rubbing my back. I fought the urge to purr, barely restraining myself. As promised, he set me back down and left quietly.
"Huh, I thought an s-ranked criminal like him would never be nice to anyone, especially a couple of cats." Sakura confessed.
"Yeah, they'll really surprise you, if you give them the chance." I proudly stated.
"So...what are you going to do when we all have to leave?" sakura asked.
"I...I don't know. I've gotten so attached to all of you, it's hard to think about you no being here." I admitted.
"Hey, maybe you could go too. I'm sure if there's a way, the akatsuki can find it!" Sakura grinned. "Or maybe kakashi could."
"Maybe." I agreed. My eyes widened as I took a big whiff of air coming from downstairs. I ran to the edge of the roof overlooking my back yard. The Akatsuki and my friends were all sitting in chairs in the yard, eating pizza and talking. I smirked, noticing how close to the roof's edge Sasuke's chair was. being the SasuSak fan I was, i happily nudged sakura off the edge of the roof. As planned, she landed directly in a startled sasuke's lap, where I raised an eyebrow at kitten sakura, knowing exactly who she was. Of course, she was angrily hissing at me, probably oblivious to who's lap she fell in.
He smirked before releasing her transformation, leaving a surprised sakura. She blinked a few times before she squealed, scrabbling out of sasuke's lap, blushing furiously while apologizing. I started laughing, which brought her attention back to me. "Damn Alice, you are so going to pay for that later!" She growled, shaking her fist at me angrily.
"So that's where you've been." Hidan said from behind me. I shakily turned me head, my eyes wide before I ran. I kept making cat-like screechs as Hidan chased me around the roof, laughing like a maniac. When he finally caught me I struggled, clawing his face until he accidently tripped himself while taking a steop back. i quickly jumped down into none other than itachi's lap. I smirked triumphantly at Hidan, curled up in Itachi's lap.
"You've definatly gotten better at transformations." sasuke complimented sakura.
"Yeah, sakura-chan! I wouldn't be able to tell Alice from a real cat!" naruto added. Sakura had a light pink blush on her cheeks, trying to wave off the compliments.
"That's only cause you're such a loser." Sasuke said, undoubtably bruising Naruto's ego.
"Shut up Teme!" He yelled, throwing a slice of pizza at sasuke. It missed and slapped poor Deidara in the face, just as he was bringing a slice of pizza to his mouth.
"Damn it, un!" He screamed before throwing his pizza in a random direction. This time Kisame was hit, and it caused him to fall backward, bumping into the table that had the pizza, sending it into the air, falling down on everyone. A simple dinner had now become a free for all food figh with evryone present involved. I helped by bringing pizza to Itachi, saving a slice that had landed on the table as dinner. I tried, but I couldn't bite through the pizza, so i tried to rip it off by pulling with my teethe and holding the rest down with my paws.
However, before i could get even one bite, a pizza box knocked me off the table, making me meow loudly. I peeked out from under thebox with a pepperoni stuck to my ear, my anger growing as some of the laughed at me. I yowled before leaping out from under it and attacking random people in the face with my claws before I stopped to eat my pizza in peace, which i found had been kindly cut for me.
"Here you go, Onee-chan!" May smiled, patting my head. 'Oh May, you're such a good girl!' I praised her in my head repeatedly, devouring the pizza.
I walked into the house and climbed onto the bathroom sink to see myself in the mirror. 'I'm so cute!' i thoguht, purring and rubbing my head against the mirror. "Admiring yourself?" An amused Itachi asked, to which I nodded. "Would you like to be human again?"
I nodding and waited as he turned me back to normal. I jumped at him, wrapping my arms and legs around him tightly. I nuzzled his cheek, thanking him furiously before running off. I gasped as I walked into the dining room, staring at the huge cake, many balloons, decorations, and all my friends wearing party hats. "Happy birthday Alice!" Diana cheered from her spot between Deidara and Kisame. Many said the same thing, and I was surprised to see a large pile of gifts.
"Thank you guys so much!" I smiled, sitting between Sasuke and Itachi.
"So what do you want to do first, cake or presents?" Nikki asked, actually smiling.
"You guys know I can't sit still that long with a yummy cake nearby. Let's eat!" I said, laughing as the akatsuki and my friends all dove for the cake.
"STOP!" Sakura yelled, holding out her hands. Everyone stopped and turned to stare at her. "Don't you have any manners? You're suppose to give the first slice to the birthday girl, then fight over the rest."
"Like I give a shit, I want some damn cake bitch." Hidan cursed. I smirked, knowing that sakura was going to send him through a wall, but was instead surprised when Sasuke punched him.
"She's right, give Alice her cake." Hidan stood back up, probably going to rip out Sasuke's throat or try, but Itachi and Sakura both gave Hidan looks that screamed 'I'll kill you', so he just crossed his arms like a toddler.
"Aw, don't worry, you'll get some cake." Brittany patted his head, trying to comfort him. He suddenly smirked and Brittany jumped up with a squeal and blush before smacking Hidan out of his chair.
"What was that about?" Konan asked, a little concerned.
"Hidan had a Miroku moment, that's all." Brittany grumbled. (If anyone doesn't understand this, feel free to message me and I'll be more than happy to explain.) We laughed and Sakura gently placed a rather large peice of choclate cake in front of me and I dug in, watching as Tobi got slung over the table in the fight for cake.
"Damn, we fight over food a lot in this house." Diana said, stabbing Deidara's hand as he reached for Diana's piece of cake.
"But it sure is fun." Kisame added on.
Finally, everyone finished and I was led into the living room, where everyone held their presents, ready to hand them over. "Oh, me first Onee-chan!" May said, handing me a very small box. I ripped off the paper and pulled out two cards. One was a season water park pass, and the other was a hundred dollar gift card for Itunes.
"May, I swear to Jashin I fucking love you!" I said, hugging her tightly.
"Watch it, you're starting to sound like Hidan." Kakuzu warned me before handing me a box. I pulled out a pack of bobby pins. "Nikki told you me you love to pick locks, so I thought these would come in handy."
"Thanks Kakuzu, I'll be sure to pick a couple safes while I'm at it." I winked at him, although I can't tell if he smiled back because of his half mask thing.
Next came a present from Sakura, which I was satisfied to learn was a strong poison. Of course, she also gave me an antidote, in case of an emergency. Naruto gave me a huge pack of ramen noodles, though I'm not sure where they came from. Sasuke gave me a special throwing knife that had enough of his chakra infused in it that if I threw it at some one, they'd get shocked until they were extra crispy. Konan gave a similar present; chakra enfused paper. Hidan gave me an awesome looking Jashin pendent on a plain black choker, and I got a brand new pistol from Nikki. Gotta love my Nikki. Kisame got me a shark tooth necklace, which I wouldn't take until after he reassured me several times that it wasn't one of his own. Zetsu gave me a beautiful flower, but warned me that if it was eaten, it could be poison. Sasori gave me a small wooden doll that held four or five hidden knifes and some sebon needles. Pein gave me four black hoop earings, explaining that it was made from some of his metal rods, and that if I was ever in trouble, they would lead him right to me. Geuss I'm getting my ears pierced after all.
Tobi gave me a neat little charm bracelet and whispered "happy birthday bitch" in his Madara voice. Kakashi handed over a small ninja pouch to carry all the poisons and weapons I was getting, how convinent. Deidara handed over a small bag of clay animals, all of which would explode if I said katsu and smeared some blood on them. Diana gave me two hundred dollars to buy whatever I wanted with, Rose bought a bunch of awesome cds, and Katy handed over a skateboard, that had a red cloud on the bottom.
"Thanks you guys, now I gotta put all this stuff in my room." i said gratefully, trying to carry most of it in one trip. Luckily Itachi and Sasuke grabbed some of it and helped me carry it upstairs. "Just drop it on the bed, I'll have to make room later."
They did as I asked and we all started going downstairs, but Itachi grabbed my wrist. "Hm? Something wrong Itachi?" I asked. He shook his head no and handed me a little box. "Oh, thanks!" I pullled the little red bow off and opened it to find a cute necklace.
"Happy birthday." He said, giving me a real smile.
"It's so pretty!" I hugged him tightly, and I'm sure if he wasn't a ninja he would have been gasping for breath. I yawned while he smirked, pushing me to the bed. He quickly piled all the stuff in the corner of my room and shoved me into bed. "Itachi, it's rude to-"
"Go to bed." He ordered, but I frowned and tried to sit up.
"But I-"
"Bed." He said firmly. I groaned and shoved my head in a pillow.
"Whatever, but just so you know, you ruined the moment, mommy." I teased him. That's what he gets for nagging me about going to sleep.