Honestly, I just couldn't bring myself to write a Squirrelflight or Leafpool unit. My brain nearly exploded. So, I decided that I shall never do them, because they made me stop writing this fanfiction, or even caring much at all about it. So I'm sorry.

In other news, school is nearly out, so that's fun. Also, I'm working on a poster that will show all the wars that ever happened, and between which countries and why, which was a request from a school which saw me doodling something akin to it in class.

How was your life?

Also, watch Occupation 101. It's a film-well, more of a documentary-that will blow your mind –sniff- Seriously….what is happening to those people is horrible…And most of the truth is hidden from the average citizen, glossed over with fake promises and fake steps towards peace. I blame the insane Jews, but not the sane ones who just want a home which can be achieved without hurting people.

/rant

Disclaimer: No, I don't own Warriors.

Congrats on purchasing the…um….what's it called again…? Err….Right! The ONESTAR unit! He will arrive in a crate made of brambles. He'll get all thorny from that, as of course, logic states. Anyway, he will not enjoy his trip. Once he arrives, be prepared for….what? I dunno. We haven't tested him yet. Yes, we are sending you an item which has not been tested for safety.
What, you thought we cared?

The ONESTAR unit comes in many modes.

KIT: In this mode, the ONESTAR unit is cute, fluffy, and adorable. How corny.

APPRENTICE: In this mode, the ONESTAR unit will call himself Onepaw. Not much change is made in this mode from the KIT unit. It's pretty boring, actually...Huh….I'm….so….tired…*snore*

WARRIOR: Again, not much change. What did you expect? He's a minor character. It's not like he's actually getting any plot development, right?
Well, he did one interesting thing. He ran away from ShadowClan.
He also fought in the WindClan civil war thingy, but that is of little importance.

LEADER: The first time he stops being nice. He starts acting like a jerk in this mode with little explanation at all, save for, "But I must be strong and mean for my clan!"

The ONESTAR unit comes in with many function which you can use around your home.

-Running away: What else did you expect? This is WindClan we're talking about.

-Calling unexpected and possibly undeserved attacks: Are you cruel? Are you evil? Do you want to get back at someone who did not really anything to you? Then the ONESTAR unit is perfect for this!

The ONESTAR unit is not compatible with all units

He is compatible with:
-Everyone (Except for those he is not compatible with, of course.)

He is not compatible with:

-Everyone (Except, of course, those he is compatible with.)

The ONESTAR unit comes with many questions, so please redirect yourself to our FQ before emailing us at Grrhowdareyoulookatthisemail fake site . com

Q-My ONESTAR unit has gone missing!
A-He ran away with the rest of the WindClan box set.

Q-When will he come back?
A-Never, unless you send, in warrior mode, a FIRESTAR and GRAYSTRIPE unit.

Q-Just a question….Do you even care, at all?
A-….No,

Q-My MUDCLAW unit is missing!
A-The ONESTAR unit killed him. Do NOT put them in the same room with the rest of the WindClan box set with the ONESTAR unit in WARRIOR mode and the MUDCLAW unit in DEPUTY mode.

Q-…But I already did.
A-Too bad.

The ONESTAR unit has been very popular with our customers, and here are some of their satisfied reviews:

: This product is horrible! Simply horrible! It-We are sorry. This review was reported and removed for slandering our simply wonderful and perfectly safe product.

She-of-the-dark-eyes: I…loooooooovvvvvvvvveeeeeddddd it…..

Do-not-dare-trust-me: Fabulous! Simply fabulous! Those buildings have never been demolished faster, and it ejects a kind of substance to get at the rats, too!

WARNING: We are not responsible for the following symptoms of using this product:

-Vomiting

-Depression

-Sudden cravings for odd items such as metal

-Dissected frogs coming alive in the middle of the night to dissect you.

-Skin suddenly oozing poppy seeds, which if allowed to grow, will have a scent so strong it could knock you out.

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I hated writing this chapter. Sorry. Expect longer and longer spaces between updates. Yeah…I kind of lost interest in Warriors all together. This might just be the last update for many months.

Also, She-of-the-dark-eyes has been hypnotized into liking all the products before, and she is constantly renewed of the hypnotism, so she speaks with a slur, and always has a blank expression, if you couldn't tell.