At lunch everyone, even Jane sat at our lunch table.
"Jane, why do we need a babysitter?" I asked.
"Aro believes you do." Jane said.
"Oh well. Renesmee do we have everyone?" I asked.
"I think so." Renesmee said. "We have some left to send down to Sam so he can hand them out where necessary. Jacob, you're father went home for a while."
"Good." I said. "Renesmee, do you want a honeymoon?" I asked.
"I don't care but not too long, we have school, Shane, and Siobhan." She said.
"Okay, I'm going to go down to the office to talk to them about getting homework so we don't have to worry about it." Jacob said.
"I'll go with you." She said getting up.
"Okay." I said and we walked down to the office.
"Hello." I said once it was our turn.
"Yes?" She asked.
"Renesmee and I are getting married in two weeks, and we are still not sure about a honeymoon, but we don't want to neglect our school work. If we decide to go, is it possible for us to pick up all our school work a couple days in advance, so we can turn it in and get credit." I asked.
I would advise against going, but it is your privilege you will need your teachers to sign this form a week in advance and if you are under eighteen your parents." She told us.
"Thank you, ma'am." I said as I took the form and left with Renesmee. I had her left hand in my right, I stroked the ring with my pointer finger.
"How'd it go?" Edward asked; everyone seemed to be ignoring Jane.
"We have a form to get people to sign, and if we want the time off we turn it in." Jacob said.
"Okay." Edward said and the bell rung so we scurried like mice for our next class, Renesmee is in my next class. We walked together to our class. We sat in our seats right next to each other.
"I wonder if Jane is in this class too." I sighed.
"Don't worry about her, Jake. I don't mind her when she's quiet." Renesmee said.
"Sure." I sighed.
"It's okay. She'll be gone before you know it." Renesmee said.
"Sure." I sighed again.
"Once Hell is over it will be just fine." She soothed.
"Specify Hell." I told her.
"The wedding, and crazy Alice." She smiled.
"I'm not so sure the wedding will be so bad, but Alice on the other hand." I said and smiled.
"Class is going to start soon." She told me and we turned and faced forward. Yadda, yadda, yadda, school is out. I waited by my car for Renesmee she came out of the building and up to my car. I lifted her up and kissed her. She wound her hands in my hair and pulled my face as close as it would get. I wish I were shorter, because I have to hold her up instead of doing anything else. I pulled her body a bit closer. I could feel people staring at us. I pulled my face back a tiny bit, and we slowly ended the kiss. I set her down and she turned to go to the other side of the car she paused, Alice, Jasper, Edward, Emmett, and Jane were standing there along with a couple other kids.
"Sorry, show's over." I called and Renesmee and I got in.
"Renesmee, you're trying that dress on tonight." Alice called as we pulled away.
"Damn it." Renesmee muttered.
"You are so much like your mom." I sighed.
"Whatever." She said and looked out the window.
"Your prettier." I said.
"Shut up." She sincerely told me.
"Do you really think I'm that easy?" I asked. She just laughed. We didn't talk much the way home. I couldn't wait to see my kids. We got out of the car and went in.
"Mommy! Daddy!" The kids sang in harmony.
"Hello." Renesmee said and picked them up. "Well, I guess Alice is home." Renesmee said to the sound of a car pulling up.
"I'll take them." I told her and took them out of her arms.
"Thanks, and no thanks. Now I'm Alice's dress up doll." She said smiling. I gave her a quick kiss and sat down. Siobhan played with my watch and Shane just sat there staring at Rosalie.
"Okay, Renesmee." Alice said and brought her upstairs.
"And that is why you should never let Alice within fifty feet of a wedding." I said.
"What's that?" Siobhan asked.
"It's hard to explain." I said.
"Try." She ordered glaring at me.
"Okay, when two people are in love they will get married, and all that means is that the girl changes he last name, and they get a piece of paper stating they're married, and they're out a lot of money." I explained.
"That's stupid." She said.
"Well, you are literally a bastard because mommy and I didn't get married soon enough." I said smiling.
"Nice." She said and sat back down in my lap. I don't think she understood. Renesmee walked slowly down the stairs in a dress.
"Wow." I said.
"Is it too much like Alice?" She asked.
"I don't think people will be staring at your dress, but it looks beautiful." I said.
"Liar." She said.
"Do you want me to tell you what I really think?" I asked.
"Yes." She said.
"Okay, that dress is beautiful compared to Ivy, but hideous compared to you, you are way too good for it." I said.
"Yeah right." She said.
"Alice said she got another dress for the reception, let's see what that looks like." I said. She came down the stairs a bit later.
"Even better." I said. She had on a white dress that was above her knees, had a slit on the side that came up quite far up her leg, and had a gem on the top in the middle. "Bu you're not wearing that." I said.
"Thank you." She said.
"Tell Alice you're not going to be dressed like a hooker, and to find a better dress." I said.
"I love you." She said, went over to me, and kissed me. She went back upstairs and came down two minutes later in yet another dress. This one was better it was white, not strapless, floor length, but with a slit up the front to about her knees, it had a narrow triangle of glitter and the top going down to some ruffles going over the slit and to the floor.
"I like this one better." I said
"Me too." She said.
"Okay I chose this one." I said.
"Me too." She said.
"Okay no more dresses?" I asked.
"No, but you have to try on a suit." She said smiling and brought me upstairs I changed into the stupid suit while she changed out of her dress, Alice was standing by the bed.
"I like that best." I said once she had the dress off.
"Shut up." She giggled. I put the jacket on, and looked in the mirror.
"Damn." I said.
"What?" Alice said.
"It fits." I mumbled.