DING! DING! YOU'VE GOT MAIL!!!
Axel: NEEEEEX!!!! MAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Silence-
Axel: Nex?
-More silence-
Axel: Somebody? Anybody?
-Even more silence-
Axel:… Nobody?
Roxas: -from somewhere else- OH AXEL, THAT SO SUCKED BALLS
Axel: OH, SCREW YOU ROXAS!!!
Dez: -from where Roxas is- I'm sure you'd love to do that, Axel –snicker-
Roxas: WTF is that supposed to mean, Dez?!
Dez: oh, I dunno… -smirks-
Axel: looks for the source of sound and ends up at a table with a kotatsu- Guys? –pulls up kotatsu-
Nex: yoh, Axel!!!
Axel: WTF are you doing there?
Nex: Well, it's been cold lately so everyone decided to stay under the kotatsu for a while
Axel: …Everyone?
Nex: Yup! Come on in, Axie!!!
Axel: … whatever –goes in-
Nex: -eats potato chips- so, what did you want, Axel?
Axel: WTFH?! How did everyone fit into this small table?!?!?
Zexion: Magic? –shrugs-
Axel: …Riiiight…. Anyway, we've got mail!!!
Roxas: should I ask WHY you sound so enthusiastic?
Axel: -shrugs and hands nex the email-
Okay I've discovered that as i am bored and you are also bored I shall conduct
some questions for you to answer
okay first questions are for everyone:
1. Have you ever been heart broken?
Axel: uuuhhh
Roxas: I don't…
Dez: know….
Zexion: We don't have hearts; therefore, we cannot break something that does not exist.
Everyone: Riiiight….
-silence-
-everyone stares at Nex-
Nex: … What?
Axel: You're the only one with a heart…
Zexion: Therefore, the only person who is able to have their heart broken
Dez: Why are we—
Roxas: -- Finishing each other's sentences?
-everyone goes quiet-
Nex: freeeaky….
Roxas: Anyway, WHATS SAY YOU, NEX?!
Nex: Oh, hey look! A distraction!!!! –walks towards distraction-
Everyon: idiot…
2. Do you believe dreams will come true?
Nex: YESSSSSSSSSSSSS
Dez: meeh… All my dreams are… blank
Axel: EEEMOOOO
Dez: …
Roxas: all MY dreams are of Sora…
Nex: PFFFT. THAT SOUNDED SO GAY
Axel: AHA! SO IT IS ROXAS WHO IS GAY! NOT ME!!
Roxas: oh, shut up Axel…
Zexion: It is possible. In all honesty, we are all psychic but we can only attain this state of mind in our subconscious but there are other people out there in the other worlds that have honed their abilities to see the future –Explains a really long theory on how the mind works-
Dez: wow. That was long….
Axel: did any of you… get that?
Nex: I KNEW IT!!!
Roxas: Knew what?
Nex: I CAN SEE INTO THE FUTURE!!!!!!!!
Roxas: chyah, right!
Axel: If you can really see into the future, what am I going to say next?
Nex: I didn't say that!
Axel: I didn't say tha---
Everyone: …..
Axel: Wait, that isn't fair!!!
3. Have you secretly looked up ** when you are meant to be on a mission?
Nex: -stares at everyone- well?
-silence-
Dez: answer the damn question!!!
Axel: -shifty eyes- … FINE! FINE!!! GUILTY AS CHARGED!!!
Roxas: Axel's a peeerv!!!
Axel: it's a stage every STRAIGHT guy goes through!
Zexion: unless you're looking at—
Roxas: GAY PORN
Axel: …
Dez: BURNED!!
Nex: oh, the irony!!!
Axel: shuttup….
4. Is it just me or does larxene need therapy (excuse my spelling i suck at it)?
Zexion: The superior does insist that Larxene should see a therapist
Axel: Therapy?! THAT BITCH SHOULD BE PUT INTO THE MENTAL HOSPITAL!!!
Roxas: she… is scary….
Dez: I agree with Ax…
Nex: Don't worry! I suck at spelling too!!!
Everyone: …..
5. Just to be random I'm gunna ask for some advice. My best friend told me she
loved me and I loved her back a week later she said she was sorry but she is
straight. I still love her, what should I do?
Zexion: Well, it seem a relationship question was hurled at our general direction
Axel: yeah…
Roxas: Well, I say you stay friends!!! Even if she doesn't love you back in a romantic way, she will always love you in as a very dear friend!
Dez: Roxas, stop reading those girly manga's please…
Roxas: but Namine asked me to…
Nex: Well, I can't say that I've been into a position like that, honestly I've never been in a romantic relationship in my entire life but I think that, like Roxas said, you should stay friends. If she doesn't love you back the way you love her, its okay. You're still young and have a whole lifetime to figure things out. Don't let this linger in your mind either because you also have to focus on school
Roxas: Wow…
Zexion: Once in her life, she was… serious… and… she actually made sense!!!
Axel: Are you sure that you've never been in a relationship?
Dez: Yes. I should know. I'm her nobody… He social life is boring. Plain boring and—
Nex: Thank you, Dez for sharing….
Dez: No problem-o
Nex: -glares at Dez- Well, I know these things because a lot of people come to me and tell me their problems and usually it has something to do with their relationships with someone
Axel: You say she's young as if you're a single 20-year-old…
Dez: LOL
Nex: oh, shuttup Axel. I'm young, she's young… WE'RE ALL YOUNG!!!
okay now zexion
1. Who do you think out of all the organization has the lowest I.Q
Zexion: that would have to be---
Everyone: Demyx
Zexion: This question was addressed to me
Axel: Yes but we all know that was what you were thinking
Zexion : touché
2. I believe your not emo no matter what all the other fan girls say, so what is your evidence to prove you are not emo?
Zexion: Ugh… For the last time, I am not emo!
Axel: just a little maybe…
Zexion: -glares at Axel- I am not emo I'm just a little bit anti-social and--
Nex: me too!!
Dez: three!!
Roxas: four!
Zexion:… as I was saying… I cannot be emo because I have not emotions.
Dez: but you have memories of emotions
Zexion: not the same… And has anyone seen me moping?! NO.
Axel: but people say you write emo poems in that lexicon of yours
Zexion: argh. You people are insane. –summons lexicon and shows to everyone- There are no poems written by me in this lexicon! The lexicon has a mind of its own! It's pages keep changing! Nothing written in this book was written by me!!! –whisper- except some theories on the heart…
Axel: you're rather talkative today, aren't you?
Zexion: -shrugs-
Nex: Did I just see the meaning of life in there?!
Zexion: -shuts lexicon- No more for your mortal eyes
Nex: aw…
3. Whats your favorite book?
Zexion: I'm afraid I cannot choose a favorite out of all the books I have read but I do fancy the informative ones…
Axel: book woooorm
Roxas: GAY PORN VIEWER!!
Axel: Shut it, ROXAS
Axel
1. Who is the person you would really like to burn right now?
Axel: At the moment…
Roxas: AXEL IS GAAAY!! AXEL IS GAAAAAAY!!!
Dez: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Axel: -summons chackrams-
2. Can you burn my english teacher?(she is evil)
Axel: oh, alright. Give me her address and I'll be done in a snap
Nex: oh! While you're at it, burn down my school!!!
Axel: alright –walks out to wreck havoc-
Roxas
1. What's with the fish in your room i have to ask
Roxas: I dunno… It just felt homey…
Zexion: because he is Sora's nobody, he purchased those fish and every time he sees them, he feels nostalgic and he cries himself to sleep at night
-silence-
Nex: -holds back a laugh-
Dez: -has her hand over her mouth-
Roxas: … Are you high?!
Zexion: -reading from his lexicon- he cries himself to sleep, remembering Sora's memories and every time he wakes up, he feels stupid for feeling sad just because of those fishes which he bought on impulse---
Roxas: SHUT UP, ZEXION!!! –runs towards Zexion with oathkeeper and oblivion-
Zexion: -teleports to another part of the kotatsu table room thing-
since this review has gone on for so long i will make up more questions for
the next (possible) chapter
caoi love flower boy
Nex: Well, this was a long chapter
Dez: indeed
Roxas: -still chasing Zexion-
Zexion: -still reading from lexicon out loud-
Dez: LOL… But for some reason… I can't help but feel like we're forgetting something….
Nex: you too? I have this nagging feeling that we forgot something…
Elsewhere…
Marluxia: Hey Xigbar!!!
Xigbar: oh, hey Mar-mar! Whassup?
Marluxia: please refrain from calling me that…
Xigbar: would you prefer I call you faggy?
Marluxia: Anyway, Nex asked me if you'd like to join us in our little question and answer show thing
Xigbar: whats in it for me?
Marluxia: Uhh, we'll see how many fans you have?
Xigbar: That ain't enough, flower boy
Marluxia: free food?
Xigbar: good enough for me!!!
Back with nex and dez
Nex: GASP!
Dez: what is it?
Nex: I have the strangest feeling that I'm going to have to spend more money…
Dez: No way?! What could it possibly mean?!
Nex: well, we'll try and figure that out some other time
Dez: yeah, so everyone stay tuned!!!