How to annoy the demigods

by daughterofares97

Basically what the title says. Sequel to How to annoy the gods.

13. Chapter 13

Tyson:

1) Kidnap Percy, and hold him for ransom. Demand Tyson's entire collection of peanut butter.

2) Tell him that Polyphemus is Poseidon's favorite son

3) Steal his peanut butter and replace it with marmite *shudder*

4) Tell him that he needs glasses, only give him pairs with two lenses

5)Tell him that Annabeth hates all cyclopses, including him, and never wants to see one again

6) Then tell him that Percy respects Annabeth's wishes, and so is never going to talk to him again.

7) Tell him that the fish ponies have turned evil and are coming to get him.

8) Tell him that Ella is leaving him for Polyphemus.

9) Steal all of his sticks.