Yo…. What it is? Important question at the end. Also Indiana Jones Parody, in respect for the new movie!
Jack the Ninja and the Wind Orb
"May…Oh May…Where are thou May? May? May. MAY!" Jack screamed. He stood in front of May's home and was yelling at a balcony to May's room. The ninja let out an annoyed groan picked up a good size rock. With a strong chuck, the rock flew and broke the balcony glass doors.
"Oh crud!" Jack loudly whispered. The ninja looked around and began walking away when he felt something hard hit his back. "Hey!" Jack yelled and turned around to see May glaring at him in her red nightgown, from the balcony. "Uh…hi?"
"Jack. Come up here. Please."
Jack, using his ninja skills, jumped and landed at the balcony and waved to May, expecting her to explode with rage.
He was right.
May grabbed Jack by the back of his neck and the ninja saw a fire in her eyes. "Why did you break the door?"
"Not my fault you sleep like a rock!" Jack argued.
"What? I DO NOT! You're just too quiet for your own good, ninja boy!"
"Ninja boy? That came back stunk!"
"Well I didn't ask for your comments, coward!"
"Sea dog!"
"Traitor!"
"Weakling!"
"You know I want to kiss you as much as I want to kiss you!"
"I'm surprised you haven't already!" Jack screamed and grabbed May in a passionate kiss. May responded by wrapping her arms around him as the two kissed, but the moment was soon ruined as a loud creak was heard.
"May?"
"Crud, my uncle!" May loudly whispered. "Quick hide!" she ordered and pushed Jack off the balcony and fixed herself up.
"Hey uncle," May smiled. "Just came out for some air and to admire the view."
"The view?" Rhubarb questioned and looked out to see the beautiful ocean, with the moonlight reflecting down on it. "Yes…it is beautiful, isn't it?"
"Hey Uncle?"
"Yes, May?"
"What would you do if, hypothetically, I was dating a…Ninja?" May asked. Her Uncle gazed off into the distance and then into the air and took a deep breathe.
"Then… I'd do this, sweetheart…"
"Do wh-"
"RAAAAAAAAA!!" Rhubarb shrieked and kicked the balcony so hard, part of it fell off and landed hard on the ground. "Hypothetically, of course."
"Ow…" Jack whispered as he lay in the thorn bush. "What's a thorn bush doing at a cove? Darn, narrator…" the Ninja whispered as he slowly got out of the bush. Suddenly part o the balcony appeared and landed on Jack, crushing him against the bush again. "AGHH! DARN NARRATOR!"
"You hear something?" Rhubarb asked.
"Probably just the wind. Well good night uncle!" May quickly said and pushed her Uncle out of her room. She then walked back out and smiled. "Jack?"
"Here," the Ninja groaned and slowly climbed back up, holding his side. "That was fun."
"Awww! Did the Ninja get hurt? How about I kiss it better?" May asked as she wrapped her arms around Jack again.
"Jack?"
"Huh?"
"You okay? You're spacing out a lot lately," Olapen said.
"I'm fine."
"Thinking about your Pirate girl?" Kaiser asked, pointing at May who was leading the group.
"Shut up, Kaiser."
"There it is," May said, pointing ahead.
"Dear Lore…" Shadow Tamer whispered. "What is that?"
There stood before them stood a colossal…thing. It had a humanoid form, with orange and white coloring. Pants had grown over it, and battle damage was all over it.
"A giant….thing," Alex whispered.
"Poetic," Baron commented.
"Coming?" May asked, already walking to the structure.
"See anything?" Olapen asked as they walked into the strange metal…thing. The walls and ceilings had technology beyond anything they've seen. They took a step towards a hallway, but were suddenly stopped due to a metal noise.
Clank! Clank! Clank! Clank!
Daddy…? What's that? Zero asked as the clanking grew louder.
"Oh Lore!" Alex yelled. "It's like the Matrix and the Terminator all over again!" Alex screamed as an army of multi-legged robots with long necks and three yellow eyes with red blood slits for pupils.
Beams of light shot out of them, and nearly hit our heroes, as the beams melted the very ground and walls.
"Run?" Shadow tamer asked.
"RUN!" Alex yelled.
"You okay, May?" Jack asked.
"I'm fine. You?" the Pirate asked as they hid behind the corner.
"I'll live, where are the others?"
"We must have gotten separated."
"I say we just keep going," May said. "They're strong, they'll live."
"No wonder I'm dating you, I was thinking the same thing."
"Okay, Uncle said that the first challenged was 'Only the penitent pirate may pass'," May explained as they walked down the steel bridge.
"I ain't no Pirate."
"Then just be a penitent man," May ordered.
"Do you even know what penitent means?"
"Do you?"
"Point taken."
ONLY THE PENITENT MAN MAY PASS
"Who said that?" May asked.
"You have to be careful! I can't control the Defense Drones!" a female voice yelled.
"Who are you?!" Jack yelled, he looked around, but found no one but him and May. Yell as he might, no one answered him. "…That was-"
"Weird?" May asked.
"Pretty much."
"Do you hear humming?" May asked.
"DUCK!" Jack suddenly ordered.
A beam of pure energy shot above their heads, nearly killing them. It shot out in a straight line above their heads and slowly got narrower until soon it was gone.
"You okay?" the pirate and ninja both asked simultaneously. The two then smiled and nodded, thanking the other.
Suddenly another noise was heard. The two looked behind them and their eyes widened.
"STUPID INDIANA JONES PARODIES!!" Jack screamed as a large steel boulder rolled down towards them. "Come on!" Jack ordered, taking May's hand and ran.
The two ran down the hall as the boulder chased after them, slowly catching up. Suddenly May saw a gap appear before, breaking the pathway.
"Ideas?" Jack asked.
"Yeah!" May smiled and reached into her pocket. She then pulled out a good sized whip and smiled. Jack did as well and took the whip in hand, from his girlfriend.
Du du du du! Du du du du! Du du du du du!
"SHUT UP!" Jack and May ordered the Narrator.
What? Don't like me singing the Indiana Jones song?
"NO!" they yelled as Jack gave the whip a powerful 'snap' and tied itself around a metal pipe above them. Jack then jumped forward as May held his neck in her arms and the two swung over the gaping gap. The boulder fell into the gap below, and our heroes landed safely on the other side.
"Nice one," May complimented.
"I know," Jack smiled. The couple then took a step forward and felt something strange about the ground.
There wasn't any.
"STUPID ILLUSIONS!" Jack screamed as they fell through the floor and down… down, down, down! So down they fell! So very dow-
"WE GET IT!!"
BAM!
"Ughh…."
"Good thing I landed on something soft," May smiled.
"That would be my back," Jack groaned.
"Oops! Sorry," May apologized, holding back her laugh as the two stood up. They were met with an army of Sneevil ninjas, each ready for combat as they drew their weapons.
"Sneevils… it had to be Sneevils," Jack groaned as he put his mask on. "Let's go!" Jack yelled as May pulled out a pistol.
BANG!
May's pistol fired out and shot a Sneevil down as Jack jumped forward and sliced two down with his daggers. He then took May's hand in his and spun around with her, letting her smack all the Sneevils away with her feet. The Ninja then let his girlfriend go and the Pirate flew and tackled the last Sneevil down.
"Awww? Was I too rough on you?" May asked as she sat on top of the Sneevil, noticing he had a large nosebleed. She then put her hand on her lips, then on the Sneevil's forehead.
"May, be nice. Most aren't used to pretty girls like you," Jack laughed, helping her up.
"You have to hurry! You're friends are already in here! I'll open a door, but it won't stay open for long!" the voice from earlier yelled. Suddenly the wall moved up and revealed a path way.
"Come on!" Jack ordered and took her hand, but the sound of buzzing quickly filled the air. "Giant metal wasps?"
"WHO EVER MADE THIS MISSION SO COMPLICATED DESERVES TO DIE!" May screamed as lasers were shot at the two. To make matters worst, the wall was beginning to fall back down, sealing the door.
"SLIDE!" Jack ordered. The two jumped and slid their bodies along the ground as lasers were fired at them.
A laser burned part of Jack's mask, letting it fall as the two sled under the closing wall. Jack soon realized his mask was gone and reached down under the closing wall, nearly losing his hand, but got his mask back.
"That was fun," Jack smiled.
"Bout time," Kaiser said as the rest of the team walked over. "We've been here for atleast ten minutes."
"Good for you," May replied, rolling her eyes in annoyance.
"Good, we're all here."
Jack and May walked over to the rest of the group and saw they were in a darkroom. In front of them was a girl. She was literally glowing blue, and seemed to come from a blue light from the wall. She had short brown hair, brown eyes, and a strange blue jumpsuit.
"I'm Kordana. I was the on board AI before the mecha ceased to function," she explained.
"AI? What does the I stand for?" Baron asked.
"Intelligence."
"Oh…! What does the-"
"Artificial."
"Oh… What does the I stand for again?"
"Moving along."
((RED VS BLUE))
"Can I ask something?" Olapen asked. "What does that mean? The AI and 'mecha' thing?"
"Oh…right the reset… Hm… OH! I'm a magical illusion, and have been here for many years," Kordana explained. "A long time ago, I lost control of the Security Bots you fought. They destroyed all the Repair Bots about… 2700 years ago."
"Two thousand and seven hundred years ago?!" everyone yelled in disbelief.
"Yes…I think. I've been feeling very odd for many years. I think I'm slowly degrading."
"That sounds bad," Alex commented. "Anything we could do beautiful? Maybe mouth to mouth?"
"Don't worry, you already have. When the Wind Orb was stolen we were all sharing the same power source. With their destruction, I'll be able to exist for many more years. Thank you."
"How about a kiss as thanks?" Alex smiled.
"…Very well."
Alex smiled and walked over to Kordana. He put his arms around her slim waist and leaned forward, as his eyes were closed. Their lips were centimeters apart as they got closer, and closer, and-
"OOF!" Alex grunted as he fell to the ground, going right through Kordana.
"Oh right… I can't be touched physically. Sorry."
"… SON OF A !&# WITH A PIECE OF &(# AND # FLARVORED BALONEY!!" Alex screamed.
"Alex!" Olapen scolded. "Kids read this story."
"Wait…Wind Orb? What's that?" Shadow Tamer asked.
"It was once the power source of this mecha. The Pirates know it as the Wind Pearl; and Ninjas know it as the Jewel of the Four Winds. It is a powerful magical source," she explained, and before they could ask for it, "You can't have it."
"We need it. It can be the only thing stopping a very big war."
"No, I mean I don't have it anymore. I'd give it to you if I could, but it was stolen not too long ago."
"By who?" Alex asked, standing up, now serious.
Suddenly Kordana glowed white and turned into a copy of-
"DRAKATH!" Alex screamed. "THAT STINKIN PIECE OF GORILAPHANT POOP!"
"If the Wind Orb, or any of the orbs fall into the wrong hands… it could bring untold destruction," Kordana explained turning back to her regular form. "I wish I could help you, but I do not know where he went. I'm sorry."
"Its okay beautiful, we'll find him, and get that Wind Orb back!" Alex smiled, slamming his fist together.
Daddy… I don't wanna ruin the moment, but… how do we get out?
"Why did you have to say that Zero?" Alex asked, dropping his arms. "Sigh… I knew we should've left bread crumbs."
"It didn't work for Hansel and Gretel, I doubt it would've worked for us," Shadow Tamer replied, walking back outside.
"I see…" Rhubarb whispered. "This is becoming complicated, so I have asked for the help of my Captain, Captain Blackberry the captain of the Red Betty. Now be careful, the Captain is a very angry ma- Uh oh!"
"Hello First Mate Rhubarb. I take these are our 'helpers?'" a man asked. The man had a black beard, scars over his left eye, a red jacket with yellow highlights, black shirts, and brown belt and pants, a black hat, hook for a left hand, and a peg for right leg. "They don't look so tough."
"Watch it, salty," Jack ordered.
"Jack. Stand down, bro. We're here as allies, not enemies," Alex ordered. "What's the plan, Cap?"
"Well we've tracked down your little buddy, 'Drakath,' to the southern tip of the island. I know the perfect way there. We're going to take the underwater past to get to him, quick and quiet. And by 'we' I mean you. Good luck, and tell me if the water breathing potions you blew into the ocean still work! HAR HAR HAR HAR!!"
Daddy? I don't like the crazy laughing man…
"What did he say?"
"Um… Nice beard!"
"Oh... thank you."
"This sucks," Baron commented as they swam through the water.
"We heard you the fifth time," Jack replied, annoyed.
"Look!" May shouted. She pulled out her pistol and pointed at about four half shark half human people. "I wish I could say I didn't see this coming…"
"Don't worry," Baron smiled. "GO! ALEX! OLAPEN! THUNDER SHOCK!"
"ALEX!"
"OLAPEN!"
Blasts of lighting were fired out of the Mage and Dragonlord and the shark men were electrocuted. Unfortunately water conducts electricity.
"AHHHHH!!" everyone screamed as the lighting electrocuted them as well. Soon though, the painful shock was over, leaving them with cooked skin.
"That's the last time we do a Pokemon parody," Shadow Tamer commanded as they swam to the cave. "LAST!"
"Drakath!" Alex yelled as he and the other heroes jumped out of the water.
"Rouge?"
"Actually, that's Dragonlord now. Meet my kid, Zero," Alex introduced.
Hi Drakath… Daddy says you're a stupid poopie head…You don't look like poop though!
"Zero… be quiet… AND ATTACK!" Alex yelled as he and the other heroes charged. May fired her pistol, hitting Drakath's sword out of his hands. Jack and Kaiser then jumped and double kicked the evildoer in the chest, making him fall. Shadow Tamer then held his staff up and tree roots sprang from the ground and seized Drakath, beating him in seconds.
"Talk about anti-climatic," Alex smiled.
With those words said the wind seemed to grow in power. A sharp cut of the wind freed Drakath, and let him rise up into the air.
Our heroes then saw him take out a yellow orb. The wind seemed to intensify with it out, and the orb glowed bright.
"That's Dragon magic!" Shadow Tamer realized.
A blast of wind shot out the orb and turned into a giant Dragon head, much like Alex's own Dragon Spirit attacks, only bigger.
"Look out!" Alex yelled, but it was too late. The blast of wind hit them and set them flying back into the water.
"Did anyone catch the number of that Dragon head?" Baron asked as everyone quickly got out of the water.
"I… I WON! HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Drakath laughed. "Kneel before m dogs! I have won! I am truly the ruler of this land! ALL SHALL BOW BEFORE ME! Man! That felt good! Look! My hands are shaking! Now to finish you, and deliver this little Orb to Lord Sepulchure!"
Rather then listen to Drakath, the yellow orb glowed and made a small tornado, which caught the so called Prince, and lifted him into the air.
"NO! Attack them! Obey me! OBEY! OBEY!!" Drakath screamed as he was lifted into the air and along with the Wind Orb flew off into the sky.
"He's going to Red Betty!" Kaiser realized.
"We can still beat him to it, come on!" May ordered.
"Drakath!" Alex yelled as he and the other heroes ran over. "You're outnumbered, give it up!" he commanded as our heroes ran to Drakath, who stood in the middle of the Red Betty. Captain Blackberry stood aside, smiling with a big grin with his rotten teeth.
"No… NO! The Orb knows I am its TRUE MASTER! It just brought me here to… to… TO DESTROY YOU IN FRONT OF ALL YOUR FRIENDS! Yes! That must be it!" Drakath screamed, holding the Orb in hand. "Come and face m-"
POW!
"Man you're annoying!" Alex shouted, punching Drakath in the face. The Wind Orb flew into the air, but before Alex or any of his allies could catch it, someone else did.
"Thank ye, landlubber!" Blackberry laughed. "Now my plan is complete!"
"Plan?" Baron asked. "What plan?"
"The power of the Wind Orb can only be unlocked if the wielder fights their greatest foe… thank you for that, Drakath, you two Alex," the Pirate smiled. "When I let Sepulchure know about the Orb's location, I thought he would've brought someone competent! Not some fool!"
"You used me?!" Drakath screamed. "NO USES ME!"
"Can it, you whimpering landlubber! Now that I have the Wind Orb, I can use that spell I found twenty years ago… I then had the spell woven into this very ship! With the power of Wind Orb and the Red Betty's spell, I shall become a god of the sea!"
Suddenly strange golden runes appeared all over the ship. The Captain laughed as the ship flowed, along with the Wind Orb, and then himself.
"With the power of the Orb and the spell, I shall become a creature not seen for a thousand generations! I will become the god of the sea, when I become… THE KING BRAKEN!" Blackberry announced as he was absorbed in a white light.
All of a sudden out of the light came a monstrous creature. With slimy orange skin, a green beak, blue eyes, a tentacle right arm, green fins, and tentacles all over his head, the creature smiled as he petted his beard, which still lied on his beak, with his tentacle arm.
"It's working! The spell is turning me into a god! You all shall be my first worshippers… along with my first meals when the transformation is done!"
"Please! You look like a sushi store mascot!" Drakath joked.
"Hold up!" Alex ordered. "So right now, you're between Braken and Blackberry?"
"Yes."
"So you're… Brakenberry?" May giggled, causing everyone, including Drakath to laugh.
"SILENCE!" 'Brakenberry' ordered. The demigod reached into his pocket, to reveal a pistol in hand. He aimed towards the female Pirate.
BANG!
"MAY!"
Jack fell to his knees and caught his girlfriend in his hands. He quickly checked her pulse and realized she was still alive, barely.
"Guys... take care of May. I'll deal with Octopus breathe," Jack whispered as he slipped his ninja mask on.
"Ha! Have fun dying!" Drakath laughed, disappearing in some smoke.
"I've never seen a Ninja care for a Pirate so much… perhaps you hold something for than friendship to her?" Brakenberry laughed.
"Shut up… AND FIGHT!" Jack screamed drawing his daggers s Brakenberry took out his sword. The two weapons slammed into one another and the two jumped back.
Jack threw a ninja star, while Brakenberry fired his fun, and the two blasts deflected one another. Brakenberry though, continued to fire his gun at the Ninja, but Jack dodged it and ran up the mast, and jumped on to the Crow's nest.
Brakenberry quickly followed as he grabbed a rope and cut another, making the rope pull him up and he jumped right by Jack's side.
Their weapon met again and again as they fought the other. Jack kicked Brakenberry off and threw some ninja stars at the Pirate, but Brakenberry pulled out his gun and shot them, blocking each shot.
Brakenberry had an idea though, and grabbed Jack's foot with his tentacle. He then pulled and the Ninja went and fell off the Crow's Nest, but grabbed on to it, barely clinging.
"Say goodbye, Jack!"
"Goodbye, Jack!" the ninja smiled as he disappeared.
"What?"
Jack suddenly reappeared by the demigod's side and gave him a swift kick to the head, sending him down into the water below. The Ninja though still had a job to do. He jumped down to the others and looked at May.
"Nice job…for a Ninja…"
"You're going to be okay."
"I know I am… you're here."
"Let's get back to shore," Alex said as he walked towards the ship's wheel.
"May!? WHAT HAPPENED!?" Rhubarb asked as he and many other Pirates ran over. "YOU! You stinking ninjas! You did this! Didn't you?"
"Rhubarb! Jack didn't do anything. You're Captain Blackberry did. He's betrayed you all, and has become a demigod," Shadow Tamer explained.
"Here," Jack whispered and slowly lay May on the ground. Her wounds were healed, and she was taking a peaceful night sleep. "Take care of her. I need to go," he explained and disappeared into the shadows.
"Shadow Tamer, how long do you think Brakenberry's transformation will take?" Olapen asked.
"ROAAARRR!"
"Not long enough. Alex, Zero! You guys need to fight back Brakenberry!" Shadow Tamer ordered as he saw a large figure coming out of the water.
A huge squid ripped out of the ocean, with eight tentacles flying about. A green and orange squid head roared out loud as its green beak opened up wide.
"Aw man!" Alex groaned. "Come on Zero, we're making sushi tonight!"
ROAAAAARRRR! I am Zero! Here me roar squid!
"They grow up so fast," Alex smiled. "Okay Brakenberry! Let's-"
PYOO!
"…That was…"
Gross, Zero ended, wiping the ink from his face as his dad did the same.
Zero pulled back his fist and launched it forward, but Braken, or rather; KING Braken grabbed it with his tentacle and threw the Dragon aside. The Dragon then landed on some of the Pirates' homes. King Braken just grabbed Zero's neck and began flinging him around again.
"FIRE!" Jack screamed.
Suddenly a volley of arrows filled the air and landed on top of King Braken, making him roar in pain. Zero took this chance by grabbing Braken's tentacles and spun him around. He then let go, but Braken used his tentacles to grab Zero, and pulled him down.
"FIRE!" May ordered from a large boat, with Rhubarb and the others by her side. "Glad you could make it!" May added, looking at Jack and the other Ninjas on the coast.
"Right back at ya!"
Suddenly an army of ships appeared and closed in on Braken. They then opened fire with a wide blast of cannonballs, which hit and injured Braken.
Zero then fired a blast of ice, and froze some of Braken's tentacles, which quickly shattered into bits. He then saw some tentacles try to grab him, but he went an bit them with his jaw, ripping them off.
"Now to finish this!" Alex smiled. He ran up the neck of Zero and jumped of his head. "SPIRIT OF THE FIRE DRAGON!"
Fire covered Alex's hand and formed into AMAZING sizes. It stretched far and wide as it took the form of a giant Dragon head, which the head alone matched Zero's size. "RAGHH!" Alex screamed and slammed his fiery fist into King Braken. The bright light that came from the fire fist blinded everyone as Alex's fist made King Braken burst into flames.
When the light finally disappeared, there were no remains of Braken, and Alex was just floating in the water, looking as though he was half dead.
"Guess I know my armor is sea worthy," Alex joked as he blacked out.
"He okay?" Olapen asked.
"Just taking a nap," Baron laughed. Suddenly something whacked him in the head, knocking HIM out.
"The Wind Orb?" Kaiser asked.
"I'll take that," Shadow Tamer said, taking the Orb. "I'll give it to Warlic later."
"So... you're in love?" Rhubarb and Thyton both asked.
"…Yep," May and Jack nodded.
Everyone was celebrating; ninja and pirate, there were no longer arguments. Not now. This was a victory for everyone! With the death of Braken, and getting the Wind Orb, things were good and peaceful.
"RAAAAAAAAA!!" Rhubarb and Thyton shrieked, as they kicked Baron and Olapen, who were just walking by.
"I'm okay!" the two said at the same time.
"Uncle wait! I love Jack! Ninja or not, so just cal-"
"Fine!"
"Huh?"
"If you do love this… Ninja. Then you can be with him," Rhubarb accepted. He then grabbed Jack and lifted him up. "You do anything to hurt her, and I'll rip you in two, and rip that in two, and again, and again!"
"…Fair enough."
"Jack was one of my best students, so I accept his judgment…" Thyton added.
The Ninja Master, and newly elected, Pirate Captain walked off, leaving the two together.
"So…what do you want to do n-" Jack was suddenly interrupted as May put her arms around his neck and made out with him. The two fell to the ground as they kissed, and Olapen walked over with a bucket of water. She then poured it over them, and the two glared at her.
"Think of it as a cold shower," Olapen giggled.
"Funny," the two whispered, sarcasm dripping from their voices.
While everyone celebrated, Alex was resting in the forest, fast asleep. Zero was lying on top of him, snoring lightly. Suddenly their sleep was interrupted as an arrow hit right next to Alex's foot, making the two jump up.
"Come to the mountain above you so we may talk, Alex the Dragonlord. From Lord Sepulchure," Alex read. "So…we finally get to meet the big baddie? Come on Zero."
Shouldn't we get the rest of our family?
"Come on! How hard can it be? You were there seeing my power. We'll be fine," Alex smiled. "Now come on!"
END
IMPORTANT POLL
Would you be okay if I change a major part of the Dragonfable storyline to make Alex's adventure more complicated? I'm talking Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker twist! Not you're, Incredibles Twist, but STAR WARS TWIST! YA KNOW? Tell me in your review, alright? Thank you. R n R.