I have forgotten to say thank you to thats 70s show. I have been inspired by their show and got some ideas from them
Previously:
"Jake, truth or dare?"
E POV
"Dare..." The dog mumbled.
"I dare you to go find Mike Newton, in a dress, and tell him tell him you are unconditionally, irrevocably in love with him and then kiss him!" By the time Bella finished I was on the bed laughing, Alice was holding her stomach and leaning on Jasper who leaning forward onto his knees from laughing so hard.
"Take that, dog!" Rose screamed before raiding her hand to give Bella a high five. Which Bella returned. Emmett rolling on the ground. The puppies on the other side were laughing, too.
"Is that the one who came to the movies with us and freaked like a little kid and got sick?"
My laughter stopped. "You took Bella to the movies?"
Bella was holding her sides from laughing so hard, "Ow, ow! Edward! This hurts! OW! Can't breathe!"
"Bella, love, calm down." I said going to her side. I started kissing up her neck, hoping to distract her.
"Mmmm," and she stopped laughing.
Jared POV
Jake was now dressed in a red mumu. He was walking up to Mike Newton in the grocery store.
"Mike I am unconditionally, irrevocably in love with you," and he planted a big sloppy one on him. Mike rapped his arms around his neck – trying to hold him in place.
He got up and ran away screaming "Gross! It is going to take me FOREVER to get the taste of his tongue out of my mouth! Disgusting!" We all were laughing our asses off.
Rose POV
"Okay Bella, that was the most ingenious thing I have ever heard someone say!" I exclaimed.
"We are back," one of the dogs said from the other side of the phone.
"Go to Hell, Bella," another one said onto the phone.
"Love you, too, Jake," Edward stiffened at what Bella said.
"Bella, what's the big ones name?" Jake asked.
"Emmett," I answered for Bella.
"Did I ask you? No."
"Oh, shut up!" I screamed at him.
"Okay, Emmett. I dare you to sing the chorus beautiful girls to a random male and a random female in the lobby." Jake said. I became angry at the thought of other women getting compliments from my husband. I was seeing red.
We walked down to the lobby and Emmett walked up to, what looked like, a women in her seventies, grabbed her hand and started singing.
"Beautiful girls all over the world, I could be chasing but my time would be wasted, they got nothing on you baby, nothing on you baby."
"Get off me!" She screamed and smacked him in the head with her purse. She ripped her hand from his and walked away.
Now Emmett walked up to a man who seemed to be nineteen but as short as a thirteen year old and the started singing. "Beautiful girls, all over the world - "
"Dude," He said like a hippie, "Feel everything," obviously stoned, "Pigs will be diving into the ocean and discover the cure for cancer," possibly drunk, "Also..." And he stood up an the balls of his feet and kissed him. Then he giggled and ran away.
Freak.
"Rosie, will you get the taste of his lips out of my mouth?" Emmett begged me.
"No. You choose dare and now you have to deal with the consequences." I huffed.
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"We have been playing this game forever!" One of the mutts exclaimed.
"Okay kids, the pack can leave, but I think my family needs to talk out what we think of each other." We heard the dogs leave.
B POV
"Does anyone know why we are here?" Carslile asked.
"Because Edward is emo." Alice said.
"He is not!" I exclaimed.
"Is to," she replied.
"Is not."
"Is to."
"Is not."
"Shut up!" Emmett yelled before slapping me with a pillow. I went flying from my spot on the edge of the bed to the back of the bed. I hit my head against the wall.
"Ow," I moaned.
"EMMETT!" Edward screamed.
I started sniffling, "That really hurt, Emmie."
"Sorry," Emmett whispered just loud enough for me to hear.
"Edward, I'm hungry," I moaned.
"Not now, love." Edward said. "I can't take you out right now."
"Room service, Edward," I replied baffled by him not thinking of that.
"Fine."
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"Nick? Nick Katz?"
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