Author's note. This is one I really dislike and I never read stories that feature this as a main or any theme. I don't mind slash in stories but I really can't stand this plot point that people try to use in their stories. The reasons why will be explored.
With thanks to FosterthePhoenix for the suggestion.
Enjoy and please review.
Dear Fan Fiction Writers
STOP WITH ALL THE MALE PREGNANCIES!
Seriously, what is with you sick, sick people?
We're guys, how the hell can any of us have a baby?
Even if we took Polyjuice Potion for nine months, it still wouldn't work as our bodies wouldn't have the right hormones and stuff. And do you think that Potion would be good for a developing foetus?
How can two men having sex result in a child? Not to put a fine point on it but two men having sex involves the wrong hole for baby making. Unless you are suggesting that the baby forms in our arses!?
We don't have wombs. This may come as a shock, particularly to immature females but it is an undeniable fact. Therefore, if by some extraordinary freak miracle we were to fall pregnant, there is nowhere in our bodies for the embryo to grow.
Some of you fools indulge in giving us artificial wombs with is absolutely pointless. What about our hips, just how do they cope? Do you expect us to lactate as well? Why not give us sex changes and be done with it?
Two sperms cannot make a baby, it does not work. Even if you throw in some ridiculous fertility potion, a sperm is not capable of sustaining life. The point of an egg is that it's large and rich in energy so that the embryo can grow after being fertilised. If sperms were able to create life, why isn't every single human male on the planet past puberty growing babies out of their testicles?
And why am I having a kid with HIM?
Or him?
Or him?
If I see one more of those pairings, I'm going to be sick.
He's my son for Merlin's sake!
My best friend!
My teacher!
He's old enough to be my dad!
He's old enough to be my granddad!
Wait...both of them!
Is this getting through to any of you? Male pregnancies in human males are impossible, even if you had a sex change, it still wouldn't be possible. So stop with all these stupid stories with us blokes getting pregnant and essentially turning into women.
Those who don't comply will be force fed painful and instantly acting poison.
Sincerely
From the disgruntled (and revolted) male population of Harry Potter
Author's note. Funnily enough, I don't think I've ever seen a story involving two girls having a baby. This is written in little paragraphs because it's meant to be all the men giving their input.