Abrahem Lincoln: regegade ninja

Chapter ?: AFTER MATH

AN i forgoar witch chapter it was ill say its for ok?!

So as I predicated Noroton and Washington kept fitin back at fricso but I was alredy gon. Lookin arond I saw the dry dessert stetching on for MILES but then suddenly it stoped and turned into a LUCIUS PARADICE! and i new from that i wase neer navada and i happied at that and kept wallin. But i was kinna hungry an sinse i rambled my way off from civilizashun i piced up a cactos and eated it and i wasnat hungry anymore but only cos it made me have HALLACALUSIONS! Oh no now I lost all my didaction to my caus and i jus went round lolling at everything and rhen i tripped on a cactus an cut my leg open! "ow!" I screemed screming and i thot, what if i stayed at that cheap hotel right their? But my pockets told me i didant even have 1 schlong to pay with. So insteD of getting a nise place to slep in i hand to bunker up wit al of the cactuses ans I was stil lollin like lol.

LATERR

Then i woke up agen but then somthin came oot off the sky! It was!... DECAPITULATE LINCERN HEAD!5!4!5!6!43 And it flew around the earth abunch of times and than hit me in head! "OE!" I entailed still wondering mabye if it was hallasination but it was real. "Wow u wen't relay far lol" i said to hed pretending it was not a linen head but insted somthing i cuold talk too. Then I thaught hmm alot. And I hmmed some more looking at the sun and cactus making a pretty setup. Then i thot. "Oh I KNOW WHAT to do!" I interjectioned and it echoed alot. "Ill use my powars to fix Linkernal!" But i reliĊĦed that i neded his hole bodie to do that and i didant. But before i cold even sigh complaining i got telezapped into...

MEANWILE BACH at the THROWNE

Evul congers scintist mn stood sitting on his thrown thinking good thots about how he helpad the country. When an advisor told him that the civil war began!1121! "Oh no i thaught i was being a good president what did i do wrong?!" The advizer said. "Well for one when you evicted all of the democrat (Authers Note back then the south liked democrates more not lick now LOL!) people the southe did'nt like that. He went on and on about how they felt unrepresented and it made me really bored so I fell asleep. But then a beping nose woke me up! It alerted at me the presence of... NINJA!1!1!1!1!1!1!11!1!1!1!2

To be Continyed?

What do u think of shoking new character devlopement on Inter im president? Cuz im pretay inpressed myself! Stay around to see what hapens in ch 4!