I finally got caught up in the manga and I just gotta say, Giotto and Hibari are HOT.
Pairings: Kyouya x Tsuna, Takeshi x Hayato, Bel x Fran, Xanxus x Squalo, Giotto x Alaude, Asari x G., Byakuran x Shoichi, Adult Reborn x 20YL Lambo.
Disclaimer: I own nothing but the stupid plot (or lack of plot I guess)
Warnings: Crack, OOC-ness, swearing.
Welcome to the Vongola Chat Room.
Tsuna signed in.
Bomber Boy signed in. (Gokudera)
Bomber Boy:
Juudaime!
Tsuna:
Ah hey Gokudera-kun. How are you?
Bomber Boy:
I'm a little sore. *blush* B-but anyway! How are you?
Tsuna:
? I'm ok I guess.
Bomber Boy:
Is the bastard still being an ass?
Tsuna:
*blink* Eh?
Bomber Boy:
Don't worry Juudaime, I'll go talk to him and find out what's wrong!
Bomber Boy signed out.
Tsuna:
Ah wait Gokudera-kun!
Giotto Primo signed in.
Tsuna:
Giotto…
Tsuna:
How did the thing with Hibari-san go?
Giotto Primo:
Oh Alaude told me it went well. It seems that you didn't respond to his uh, 'almost confession'.
Tsuna:
?
Tsuna:
What's an 'almost confession'?
Giotto Primo:
*shakes head* I don't know. But he confessed to you and you didn't reply, that's the reason he's mad.
Tsuna:
*blush* H-Hibari-san…confessed to me?
Giotto Primo:
*nod*
Tsuna:
I don't remember…I passed out right after we, um… *bright red*
Giotto Primo:
*smiles* Yes I understand. Maybe you should go talk to him?
Tsuna:
I don't know where he is…
Giotto Primo:
Perhaps you should call him on here?
Tsuna:
Ah, yeah! Ok.
Tsuna sent Hibari an invite.
Giotto Primo:
Good luck.
Tsuna:
Thank you.
Giotto Primo signed out.
Tsuna:
Ok…be calm…
Tsuna:
…I can't believe Hibari-san actually confessed to me! *blush*
Tsuna:
…And I passed out? ! I'm so stupid! No wonder he's mad…
Hibari signed in.
Tsuna:
H-H-Hibari-san!
Hibari:
Hn. Herbivore, why are you talking to yourself?
Tsuna:
Eh?
Hibari:
The conversation above. You were talking to yourself.
Tsuna:
*blush* You can see that? !
Hibari:
Hn.
Tsuna:
Oh my god this is so embarrassing…
Hibari:
*sigh*
Tsuna:
A-anyway…um, Hibari-san about your…confession…
Hibari:
…
Tsuna:
Yes, um, w-well I'mreallysorry! I 'tbelieveIjustsaidthat –
Hibari:
Herbivore, there is a thing called a space bar.
Tsuna:
O-oh, sorry…
Hibari:
*smirk* Apology accepted.
Tsuna:
*relieved* Hibari-san…
Hibari:
Now, what is your answer?
Tsuna:
Huh?
Hibari:
*scowl* To my confession. What is your answer?
Tsuna:
O-oh!
Tsuna:
*bright red* W-well th-that, I, um, l-like yo-you too….
Reborn:
Finally!
Tsuna:
Wah!
Hibari:
Hn. What are you doing here?
Reborn:
I've been on for a long time. Dame-Tsuna just didn't notice.
Tsuna:
How should I have known? !
Reborn:
Who cares, the point is you two are finally together. It took you long enough.
Hibari:
What –
20YL Lambo was disconnected.
Idiot Cow signed in.
Idiot Cow:
LAMBO SAN WNTS KANDE!
Reborn:
*scowl* Oh you have got to be kidding me.
Tsuna:
Lambo!
Idiot Cow:
BUAHAHAHAHA!
Tsuna:
Can Lambo read?
Hibari:
Hn. Is that the cow thing?
Tsuna:
Th-that's mean Hibari-san…
Hibari:
Hn.
Hibari:
Well I'm getting off.
Hibari:
*smirk* See you later Tsunayoshi.
Hibari signed out.
Tsuna:
*blush* Hibari-san used my name…
Reborn:
You new couples irritate me.
Tsuna:
…Hm? Did you say something Reborn?
Reborn:
*scoff* Go be in your own world somewhere else.
Tsuna:
*still in lala land*…Yeah. Ok.
Tsuna signed out.
Idiot Cow:
KAAANNNDDDEEEE!
Reborn:
I hate you.
Idiot Cow:
HAHAHAHAHA! LAMBO SAN RULZ!
Reborn:
*glare* I'll kick you off myself.
Idiot Cow was disconnected.
Reborn:
There much better.
Baseball Idiot signed in. (Yamamoto)
Baseball Idiot:
Hm? Are you the only one on?
Reborn:
Disappointed?
Baseball Idiot:
Ha ha, no not at all. In fact I wanted to talk to you. *serious face*
Reborn:
What is it?
Baseball Idiot:
Well I wanted to ask if you knew anything about Hayato.
Reborn:
What do you mean?
Baseball Idiot:
Well I mean, he's been acting really weird lately. It's making me worried.
Reborn:
*snort* What's your version of weird for him?
Baseball Idiot:
Weird like, 'I think he's cheating on me' weird.
Reborn:
Ah.
Reborn:
What makes you think that he's cheating on you?
Baseball Idiot:
Well lately I'm always the one initiating things between us, be it a kiss or…other stuff. Then he immediately leaves after we do something and every time I talk to him, he looks around like he doesn't want a certain someone to see us together. And he's always sneaking off, he always ignores my texts and calls too.
Reborn:
How long has this been going on? You two seemed fine at the bar.
Baseball Idiot:
It's been going on for awhile. I think we were only fine because he was drunk.
Baseball Idiot:
Can you keep a secret?
Reborn:
Sure.
Baseball Idiot:
I think he's cheating on me with Tsuna.
…
…
…
Reborn:
What?
Baseball Idiot:
I mean, it makes sense right? He's always at his house, and he's always talking about him. He told me not to tell Tsuna about our relationship.
Reborn:
Yes, it makes sense but –
Baseball Idiot:
See? I knew it!
Baseball Idiot:
I need to find them.
Reborn:
Tsuna is with –
Baseball Idiot:
Yeah I'm sure if I find Tsuna, I'll find Hayato!
Baseball Idiot:
Thanks for the help kid!
Baseball Idiot signed out.
Reborn:
*sigh* I'm too old for this.
D-I-N-O signed in.
D-I-N-O:
Tell me something Reborn, did I make an idiot out of myself at the bar the other night?
Reborn:
Do you want an honest answer?
D-I-N-O:
…no…
Reborn:
Too bad. Yes you made a complete idiot out of yourself. You were knocked out half of the time but when you were awake, you almost put the drunk Vongola Primo to shame.
D-I-N-O:
*wince* That bad?
Reborn:
You sang karaoke.
D-I-N-O:
*sigh* Was I at least good at that?
Reborn:
Not even close.
D-I-N-O:
Mm. I never was a singer. What did I sing?
Reborn:
Kung-Fu Fighting.
D-I-N-O:
Well that's not too bad –
Reborn:
And Ding Dong Song.
D-I-N-O:
…
D-I-N-O:
I'm going to go jump off a building now.
D-I-N-O:
Wish I could say it was nice knowing you but I'm not sure if it was.
Reborn:
Hn.
D-I-N-O:
Goodbye.
D-I-N-O signed out.
Bomber Boy signed in.
Bomber Boy:
*sigh* Where the hell could that bastard be? I've looked everywhere…
Reborn:
Hey, you need to tell Yamamoto that you're not cheating on him with Dame-Tsuna.
Bomber Boy:
*blush* EH? !
Reborn:
Your boyfriend seems to think that you're cheating on him with Dame-Tsuna.
Bomber Boy:
What the hell? !
Reborn:
It makes sense, you're always fawning over him.
Bomber Boy:
Wh-what? ! I do not!
Reborn:
Yes you do. Now go clear up this mess before something happens –
Hibari signed in.
Hibari:
*glare* You –
Bomber Boy:
Bastard! I've been looking everywhere for you!
Hibari:
Oh? Why is that?
Hibari:
So you can try to steal Tsunayoshi from me?
Bomber Boy:
Eh?
Hibari:
*scowl* Don't pretend you don't know. Your boyfriend –
Bomber Boy:
He's not my boyfriend!
Reborn:
*rubs temples* I am really too old for this.
Hibari:
Whatever he is, he told me that you were cheating on him with Tsunayoshi. But the herbivore is mine.
Tsuna signed in.
Tsuna:
Gokudera-kun! Yamamoto –
Baseball Idiot signed in.
Reborn:
You've got to be kidding me.
Bomber Boy:
Baseball idiot! Why are you telling the bastard that I cheated on you with Juudaime? !
Tsuna:
Wah! *blush*
Hibari:
*glare* Are you cheating on me already Tsunayoshi?
Tsuna:
*horrified* What?
Tsuna:
NO! I would never –
Baseball Idiot:
You are cheating on me!
Bomber Boy:
What the hell are you talking about? !
Hibari:
You better not be.
Tsuna:
I'm not! Hibari-san I wouldn't dream of cheating on you!
Reborn:
Why must you all insist on shouting?
Baseball Idiot:
You're always going on about 'Juudaime this and Juudaime that'! That's all you ever talk about! And you don't want him to know about our relationship –
Bomber Boy:
So what's wrong with being worried that he wouldn't like either of us anymore if he found out about us? !
Tsuna:
Gokudera-kun…
Bomber Boy:
I can't believe you think I'm cheating on you!
Bomber Boy:
What do you think I'm some kind of whore? !
Baseball Idiot:
No!
Bomber Boy:
Then what's your problem? I'm with you, I love you. Not Tsuna, you.
Baseball Idiot:
…
Tsuna:
That's the first time I've heard him say my name.
Hibari:
*snort* I'm leaving.
Hibari signed out.
Tsuna:
Hey!
Tsuna signed out.
Reborn:
*sigh* Well do you two understand that no one is cheating on anyone and you all love each other?
Baseball Idiot:
Wha –
Reborn:
Good now get off and make up.
Reborn kicked off Bomber Boy and Baseball Idiot.
Reborn:
Finally some peace and quiet.
Byakuran signed in.
Shoichi signed in.
Byakuran:
Oh hello.
Shoichi:
Should we really be on this thing? It doesn't seem right to go into the past like this…
Byakuran:
Stop worrying so much Sho-chan.
Shoichi:
*blush* I can't help it…
Byakuran:
Anyway! How is it going?
Reborn:
I hate everyone. That's how well it's going.
Byakuran:
Oh? And why is that?
Reborn:
Everyone is in love and it's annoying.
Byakuran:
Aren't you in love too though? With that one man.
Reborn:
I am not in love with anyone. Like I said, I hate everyone.
Byakuran:
Mmhm.
Reborn:
*glare* You don't believe me?
Byakuran:
I think you're jealous that everyone can express their love while you cannot because you are a baby and the one you love is also a baby, albeit an annoying one at the moment.
Shoichi:
My stomach hurts…
Byakuran:
Come Sho-chan, let's leave him to think. I'll kiss your stomach better.
Byakuran signed out.
Shoichi:
*blush* S-sorry about that.
Reborn:
About what?
Shoichi:
U-um, e-everything he said…he likes to read into people.
Reborn:
*grunt* So I've noticed.
Shoichi:
Y-yeah…
Shoichi signed out.
Reborn:
*sigh*
Tsuna signed in.
Tsuna:
Reborn! Dino is about to jump off a building!
Reborn:
I'm too old for this.
Tsuna:
What?
Reborn:
Nothing. Where is he?
Tsuna:
He's on top of the café.
Reborn:
*stare*
Tsuna:
Wh-what?
Reborn:
The café is only a one story building.
Tsuna:
S-so?
Tsuna:
He could still get really hurt!
Hibari signed in.
Hibari:
Pony boy will be fine if he jumps.
Tsuna:
Hiiiiee!
Reborn:
See? Told you.
Tsuna:
You two are so mean! Don't you care?
Reborn:
What do you want me to do?
Reborn:
If he wants to jump, let him jump. Obviously he chose a one-story building because he didn't want to die.
Hibari:
Why is he jumping anyway?
Reborn:
I told him he sand the Ding Dong Song when he was drunk.
Tsuna:
Are you serious?
Tsuna:
Reborn why would you tell him that?
Reborn:
He asked.
Bomber Boy signed in.
Baseball Idiot signed in.
Bomber Boy:
Hey did you guys know that Cavallone is –
Reborn:
Yes we know.
Baseball Idiot:
Oh hey I see you guys! Hey Tsuna, Hibari!
Hibari:
Stupid herbivore.
Tsuna:
Why are you all so calm about this? !
Tsuna:
DINO IS ABOUT TO JUMP OFF A ROOF!
Bomber Boy:
Don't worry Juudaime, due to the angle he's at and the height of the building, the trajectory and wind resistance – (yeah that totally doesn't make sense but let's pretend it does)
Tsuna:
I'm not smart Gokudera-kun. I didn't understand anything you just said.
Baseball Idiot:
If he jumps, he won't go splat!
Tsuna:
Hiiiiee!
Bomber Boy:
*snort* You dummed it down too much. That was the worst explanation I've ever heard in my life.
Tsuna:
Hibari-san, please go talk to him! Don't let him jump! *puppy dog eyes*
Hibari:
Fine.
Hibari is away.
Tsuna:
*sighs dreamily* He's so heroic.
Reborn:
*snort*
Reborn:
What's going on?
Bomber Boy:
The bastard is on the roof talking to Cavallone.
Hibari is back.
Hibari:
He says he wants the baby to be nicer to him.
…
…
…
Reborn:
What?
Hibari:
His terms for not jumping. The baby and I have to be nicer to him.
Reborn:
He's making terms for not jumping off a one story building? Are you kidding me?
Tsuna:
Reborn just do it please.
Reborn:
Why should I?
Tsuna:
Because he's always helped us!
Baseball Idiot:
Oh hey Dino has cookies. I want one!
Bomber Boy:
Wha – HEY! Get back here!
Reborn:
What's going on?
Bomber Boy:
Stupid no good baseball idiot!
Reborn:
Tsuna.
Tsuna:
Yamamoto is going up to the roof and Gokudera-kun is following.
Hibari:
Might as well come up Tsunayoshi.
Reborn:
What are you guys having a tea party?
Tsuna:
Whatever helps Dino not jump.
Bomber Boy:
He says you should come too Reborn.
Reborn:
Seriously?
Tsuna:
I feel weird. The cops are just watching us.
Hibari:
They won't do anything unless I tell them to.
Bomber Boy:
What are you the chief of police?
Hibari:
*smirk*
D-I-N-O signed in.
D-I-N-O:
Come on and join us Reborn! The café gave me free cookies and cake.
Reborn:
That's because they think you're going to jump off their building.
D-I-N-O:
Small details. Now come on! The cookies are running out.
D-I-N-O signed out.
Tsuna:
These cookies are really good.
Reborn:
As good as Maman's?
Tsuna:
No cookies are as good as mom's.
Tsuna:
Are you coming or not?
Reborn:
Fine.
Bomber Boy signed out.
Baseball Idiot signed out.
Hibari signed out.
Tsuna signed out.
Reborn:
…Really too old for this.
Reborn signed out.
A/N: So I don't really like this chapter all that much. It's not funny at all. But I'm bored so I guess it kind of makes sense.
Anyways, what should Yamamoto's new username be? I can't leave it as Baseball Idiot forever.
Also, next chapter, anyone special you want in it? A character that I haven't written that much? Preferably one that I have written into this story, and don't say 20YL Lambo because I'm working on a way for Reborn and him to be together so he will appear when I've figured out how.