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(A/N): Thanks for all of the reviews! This chapter... Traverse Town! If you see any errors, please point them out, sorry for the long update, so this is another long chapter! (Please review)

"Roaarg!" Saix growled as the others tied him up in a straight jacket, strapped him to a wheel chair, and carted him down the twisted hallway.

"Bad puppy!" Nurse Larxene spoke as she squirted him in the face with a spray bottle.

"You did wrong! You did wrong! You're evil incarnate but we love you!" Fairy-sized Yuna, Rikku, and now Le Blanc sang flying around his head. Paine however opted to stay away from the flesh-eating psycho.

"YOU WILL ALL BURN IN HELL FOR THIS! I'LL SLAUGHTER YOU ALL! I'LL USE YOUR CORPSES TO DECORATE MY ROOM IF I EVER GET FREE! DO YOU HEAR ME? ESPECIALLY YOU XIGBAR! YOU FOOLISH, WEAK, INCOMPETENT, SON OF A..."

"BAD PUPPY!" Nurse Larxene yelled squirting him again. "Don't make me chastize you again!" She spoke pointing her finger at Saix.

"GRAGGG!" Saix yelled as he lurched over, and bit Larxene's gloved finger.

"Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!" Larxene panicked as she pulled her hand out of the glove. Saix chewed up the said glove, and swallowed it in one gulp.

"Roxas?" Axel asked.

"Yes Axel?" Roxas responded.

"We never utter another word about this place again okay?"

"Agreed."

"I had fun!" Marluxia cheered stupidly, receiving glares from Axel and Roxas.

"Of course you did..." Xigbar spoke under his breath.

"Oh Queen of Hearts! We shall meet on the battle field again someday! C'est le vie!" Luxord spoke lovingly of the Queen. "You can only hurt the ones you love!"

"..." Everyone stared at him.

"YOU FREAK!" Saix yelled.

The group of nobodies boarded the ship one-by-one until only a very depressed Demyx, and Zexion were left behind.

"..." Demyx didn't feel like talking, he felt useless, like he was just a burden. Saix's words had really gotten to him. Zexion approached the other nobody, he didn't know what to do, usually Demyx was such a happy go lucky, devil may care guy, seeing him like this was a rare oddity, not only that but Zexion was used to being the one that others had to approach first, not the other way around.

"Um?" Zexion uttered, Demyx turned toward him, with a sad expression. "Um." Suddenly Zexion did the most out of character thing he had ever done, he jumped forward, and hugged Demyx. He broke the hug quickly, slightly embarrassed, and walked away trying to hide his blushing face. "I just had to get that last bit of bipolar out of my system, I'm fine now."

Demyx was shocked to say the least, he stared at Zexion as he walked off. Demyx paused for a second, then smiled as he ran after Zexion.

"Zexy!" Demyx yelled as Zexion turned in time to be tackled to the ground.

Demyx, and Zexion boarded the moogle ship, the fairies were still torturing the screaming Saix, as Larxene began to recover from her personality disorder.

"So where to next?" Demyx asked.

"We need to go somewhere that we get some coffee... and sleeping pills." Xigbar commented.

"Hallow Bastion?" Demyx asked.

"No! We've already been there!" Yuna argued.

"What about Destiny Islands?" Demyx asked... He was suddenly hit by a roll of tourniquet.

"No but hell no are we going to another place with a beach dammit!" Larxene yelled.

"No Twilight Town either." Zexion added.

"Come up with a place we all can enjoy." Roxas chimed in.

"Oh Roxas! You're the only one with any sympathy! It's a cold, cold world!" Demyx cried, Axel hit him across the head.

"Stop the theatrics, and choose somewhere!" Axel yelled pulling Roxas away.

"A place in-between..." Demyx thought for a minute, his face suddenly lit up. "Traverse Town!".

"What a great idea! It's perfect!" Marluxia spoke. "So? Can I drive? Please, please?"

"Do you even know how to fly this thing?" Larxene asked.

"Naturally I do not,(like I would waste my time on a licence) but I've always wanted to!" Marluxia laughed.

"Come on prima ballerina, some sit next to sissy... psycho." Larxene grabbed Marluxia's hair, and dragged him to a passenger's seat.

"Not my beautiful hair! Don't touch it you antenna-haired lightning bug!" Marluxia yelled.

"Say that again, and I'll cut your precious hair so many different ways you'll be able to use it as a road map." Larxene threatened pulling Marluxia down to her eye level.

"Meep." Marluxia squealed as he shut up, and sat next to Larxene. Axel and Roxas laughed at the sight, receiving evil glares from Marluxia.

"Then you fold it like this, then this, then, this is the really hard part, squeeze it like you would a frog's mouth! Then do this!" Yuna spoke teaching Demyx and Zexion how to fold origami cranes. Demyx's crane was done, very badly, Zexion's however, was done perfectly.

"..." Demyx stared at the screwed up paper crane with concern, though he didn't mean to, the crane appeared monstrous, twisted, and frankly, a bit nightmarish.

"Your problem is symmetry, if it's not perfectly symmetrical, it won't turn out right." Zexion advised Demyx.

"Okay." Demyx spoke trying the crane again. "Like this?" He presented a new paper crane that looked infinitely better than his previous one.

"Yes! Very good you two are naturals!" Rikku cheered.

"So why are we learning this again?" Demyx asked.

"Because there is always a festival going on this time of year, and if you fold 1000 paper cranes you get a wish!" Yuna told him.

"Wow really? That's so cool!" Demyx's eyes lit up.

"..." Zexion remained silent, and began to fold more cranes.

"So in your opinion, which way is the best way to hit someone with a collapsible nightstick? Downward motion or a sideways sweeping motion?" Fairy Le Blanc asked Larxene.

"The downward motion is more likely to knock them out so a side sweeping motion would be better." Larxene responded.

"So you were trying to take over Wonderland?" Xigbar asked Luxord while they were playing poker.

"Yes." Luxord responded winning another hand.

"Why?" Xigbar asked again.

"Cause the Queen Of Hearts beat me in rummy." Luxord won once more.

"..." Xigbar was getting annoyed.

It was a relatively peaceful trip to Traverse Town, yes there was Saix's growling, and Xigbar punching Luxord because he kept winning poker, but other than that, nothing special.

"We're here!" Yuna cheered as she flew through the air dressed in her summoner's kimono, Rikku was wearing a summer kimono with a fish design, Paine was wearing a black rose/ spider web kimono, and Le Blanc was wearing a intricate empress's kimono.

The town's square was lit up with hundreds of paper lanterns, as people walked the street in kimonos, and other strange outfits.

"This is so cool!" Demyx yelled, he was dressed in a light blue kimono with a wave design.

"It's... nice." Zexion spoke. He was dressed in a dark blue kimono with several Japanese fans outlined in white in the design. Strangely, he also had white cat ears and a tail.

"You just keep getting turned into a cat don't you?" Larxene spoke as she walked by with Marluxia in her bright yellow and blue kimono with lightning-bolt shaped hairpins. Marluxia's kimono was green with several pink cherry blossoms.

Axel was dressed in a bright red kimono with a flame design that showed off his chest, Roxas wore a black kimono with stars all over it that looked very similar to the blade part of the oath keeper key blade. Luxord, and Xigbar were dressed in plain kimonos and hakama.

"I'll go to the store and get some sleeping pills." Xigbar spoke walking off. "All of you go the café and get the strongest coffee you can buy."

The group walked across the large square, and entered the open air café. Unlike the rest of Traverse town, the employees at the café wore french maid's uniforms.

"Hello welcome to Café Lulu. I'm the owner, Lulu." A beautiful woman with dark black hair spoke. "I'll also be your hostess, so let me count you, one, two, three... eleven people?" She asked.

"Actually, were waiting for two more people." Zexion spoke as Lulu led them to some empty tables.

"Okay, so thirteen people. What would you like to drink?" She asked.

"We'll have the strongest coffee you have." Luxord asked Lulu.

"Yes, that's the specialty of the house, most people can't handle it though." Lulu stared at the group of people.

"That'll be fine." Luxord spoke.

"Okay I'll be right back." Lulu spoke walking away.

After a short while, Xigbar wandered into the café with Saix bound, and gagged. He sat down at the table.

"Where's the coffee?" He asked as he unpackaged the pills.

"It'll be here in a sec." Axle spoke nonchalantly manipulating the candle flame on the table with his fingers. Demyx, and Zexion were slowly eating the snacks that had been brought earlier. The others talked amongst themselves as Lulu brought the coffee.

"I'm sorry buy we do not allow non-domestic animals inside the café." Lulu spoke referring to Saix.

"Don't worry, he'll be gone in a second." Xigbar spoke as he poured the coffee into a bottle with an entire package of sleeping pills. "Open up, and say ah!" Xigbar spoke as he removed the gag, and shoved the drink down Saix's throat.

"Muffhumphmumph!" Saix gasped as he tried to keep the liquid out of his mouth, but Xigbar just forced more of it down. After Saix downed the entire bottle, he stopped moving.

"Saix, Saix? You okay?" Xigbar asked. Tears began to flow as Saix looked up with big, sad eyes.

"W-why did, sniff, why did you t-tie me up Xiggy?" Saix cried.

Xigbar untied Saix, and explained the situation.

"Oh I'm so sorry my bad side got out of control again, I promise I won't bite your heads off, okay?" Saix apologized, he was now dressed like a Japanese geisha. "Look at my pretty fan!" Saix cheered as he flipped open the folding fan clumsily. "I'm still learning how to open it really quick though!"

"..." Zexion remained silent as he pulled out his own fan, and flicked it open like it was nothing.

"That's not funny!" Saix fumed as he tried to flick the fan open again, it smacked him the face. "Wahhhhh!" He cried.

"Ah, tears of pain, so delightful to my ears..." Larxene spoke as she listened to Saix's cries of frustration.

"Suffering is such a wonderful thing!" Le Blanc laughed with Larxene.

"You two are truly creepy..." Marluxia spoke sipping his coffee.

"Hey Marluxia?" Axel asked snickering under his breath with Roxas.

"What?" Marluxia retorted.

"I feel pretty! Oh so pretty!" Axel laughed out loud with Roxas. Demyx, and Zexion, stared at the situation with amusement, as everyone else looked on in confusion.

"Screw you." Marluxia spoke turning away embarrassed.

The group ordered lunch, and waited for a short while conversing among themselves. As they were brought their meals, a new customer entered the café.

"Do you have a reservation?" Lulu asked to the a man who could not be seen from where the group of nobodies were sitting.

"Xemnas, party of two." The man spoke, suddenly everyone at the table froze completely.

"Xemnas! It's me Saix!" Saix yelled as he jumped up, he was immediately pulled back down as the others hid under the table.

"Who is your guest?" Lulu asked.

"It's me Lulu." A female voice spoke to the said hostess.

"Oh hello Sorceress." Lulu spoke. "Today were running a special magic-users discount. Your table is right this way." Lulu spoke as she led the two.

"It's Xemnas!" Roxas spoke seeing his boss, dressed in a kimono and hakama, come into view.

"But who is he with?" Luxord asked.

"Oh, oh here she comes!" Saix cheered.

"Huh? Who is that?" Axel asked as a woman dressed in a black gown, with a complicated headdress, clung to Xemnas's arm.

"Her name is Edea." Zexion chimed in.

"Who's Edea?" Demyx asked.

"You don't know who THE Sorceress Edea is!" Marluxia was shocked.

"Edea is the most powerful Sorceress in all of the worlds." Larxene spoke admiring the chance to actually see the Sorceress in person.

"Amazing, I wonder why he's here with a Sorceress?" Xigbar asked.

"Surely it must be something very important! Some kind of secret mission?" Saix pointed out.

"Here's your table, your drinks will be delivered shortly." Lulu handed menus to Xemnas and the Sorceress.

"So glad you could make it Sorceress." Xemnas declared kissing Edea's hand.

"Likewise." Edea spoke calmly, sipping the wine that was brought to the table.

"So shall I get right to the point, Sorceress?" Xemnas asked.

"Naturally." Edea spoke as the two leaned forward, and began to kiss each other lovingly.

"HE'S ON A FREAKING DATE!" Saix screamed jumping up, and hitting his head on the table. "Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!" Saix cried. "I feel so neglected! So unneeded, so useless..." Saix sobbed hugging Xigbar.

"Who knew he had it in him!" Axel, and Roxas cheered.

"No Sorceress! Don't kiss that pig!" Larxene cried.

"Blackmail, blackmail, blackmail!" Marluxia cheered taking photos.

"How long will the kiss last? I'm taking bets." Luxord spoke.

"..." Zexion stared blankly.

"Zexy?" Demyx tapped his shoulder.

"Are they still under the table?" Yuna asked as she continued to eat off tiny little plates with, Rikku, Paine, and Le Blanc.

"Yes, they're hiding from their boss." Rikku spoke.

"Fools." Paine spoke sipping out of a tiny cup.

"Oh he reminds me of my love..." Le Blanc Dreamed about her lover, staring at Xemnas.

"..." The other three fairies stared at Le Blanc.

"Come on let's get out of here while we can." Xigbar spoke, pulling the emotionally stressed Saix with him.

"Look at them go... they just keep kissing... are they breathing?" Axel said staring at the couple, his hand covering Roxas eyes.

The group crawled on the floor from table to table evading the eyes of their boss.

"Why are you crawling on the ground?" Yuna asked as she floated over Demyx's head.

"No reason." Demyx answered.

"You know, I know you're hiding from your boss." Yuna antagonized Demyx.

"Excuse me if your finished crawling around on my floor, you can pay your bill now." Lulu spoke to the group of crawling nobodies.

"Uh our bill? Uh here take this, we gotta go now bye!" Demyx spoke as he handed some money to Lulu.

"Xemnas! Why have you abandoned me? I gave you the best years of my life! Being your personal hit man!" Saix cried as the others immediately grabbed him, and ran for their lives.

"At least he knows he's a guy..." Xigbar mentioned as he dragged the crying Saix along with him.

"Um did you hear something?" Xemnas asked as he broke the kiss. "That sounded like Saix."

"You mean the berserker? Did you not tell me that you had sent them all on useless missions in order to make our date without them knowing?" Edea spoke sipping more wine. "You're such a wonderfully evil man, yes you are. Did you take my advice, and demand they fill out all complaints in triplicate?" Edea asked.

"Yes, that wonderful Idea has kept them out of my hair wonderfully." Xemnas began to drink.

"Oh my children back in Destiny Islands will absolutely love you, they're all between the ages of 14 and 15, their names are Tidus, Wakka, and Selphie. I also have some children in Hallow Bastion. They're older though, Squall, Ellone, Quistis, Zell, and Irvine." Edea showed Xemnas some photos of her kids. "They all call me Matron, how cute is that? I've also taken in some other children, like Rinoa. Rinoa is also a sorceress, she will someday inherit my power, she and Squall make such a cute couple..." Xemnas began to get very nervous. "Then Yuffie was a very kind child, always outgoing and warm. Then there was Aerith, she was also very kind, but very timid by nature, the day she went on a date with that Cloud was one of my happiest times as an adoptive mother, of corse that Cloud went and got himself involved with that Sephiroth... oh that name gives me shivers, what an evil man, especially his 'mother' Jenova, bad memories..."

"So you adopt children from all around? How do you manage to take care of them all?" Xemnas asked, looking for a chance to escape.

"I am not allowed to disseminate that classified information." She spoke creeping Xemnas out even more. "Just kidding! Naturally I use a gummi ship." Edea joked. "I travel between worlds caring for abandoned children."

"Would you excuse me for a minute?" Xemnas asked as he stood up from the table.

"Of course." Edea responded sipping more wine. Xemnas slowly walked away. Then, once he was out of sight, he ran for his life.

"So you were stood up again?" Lulu said to Edea sipping her coffee.

"Yes." Edea smiled.

"You told him about your 'children'?" Lulu asked.

"I know, I know, but at least I waited till the fifth date." Edea spoke taking a bite of her dessert.

"Most men aren't ready to settle down with a woman who casually adopts children from, 'everywhere'." Lulu consoled Edea.

"I'm aware or that..." Edea responded.

"So Marluxia?" Larxene started, as she and Marluxia sat in front of the fountain in the second district.

"Yes Larxene?" Marluxia asked in a composed tone.

"Can I have the dress I stole back?" Larxene asked in her kindest, yet obviously fake voice.

"You mean this?" Marluxia pulled out the dress. "Now why would a girl like you want this? You're much to tomboyish to wear it, and frankly it doesn't suit you. Besides Xemnas would never let you wear it." Marluxia tortured Larxene.

"Hmpf! It may take me a while but I'll fill out all of Xemnas's damned forms." Larxene fumed.

"You mean these?" Marluxia pulled out a large stack of papers.

"Those aren't?" Larxene gasped.

"Yes they are, every little form required for a new wardrobe filled out in triplicate." Marluxia boasted. "I'll never wear black again." He fanned the papers in front of Larxene's face. "You're burning with envy aren't you Larxene? Soon I'll be able to wear what ever I want while you're stuck in those hot and sweaty robes." Marluxia laughed as Larxene's face burned with rage.

"Marluxia..." Larxene spoke as she grabbed him from behind, and shoved his head under the water. After Marluxia lost consciousness, Larxene pulled his head out of the water. "Stupid Marluxia." She threw him on the ground, and collected the forms. "Pride cometh before a fall..." She muttered as she ran off to find a bottle of whiteout to erase Marluxia's name from the papers.

"This witch is back to bring her wrath upon the sea, trident can't be rid of me, not that easily, and like all who dare defy me he will learn this lesson well, never toy with a girl like me!" Saix sang on a little stage in the third district.

"Go Saix! Woo!" Xigbar cheered him on from the balcony.

"Flotsam, and Jetsam! Loyal darlings strong as the tide sweetest poopsies hasten to me side! Right now! Mommy needs you, crush those stupid fools, MAKE THEM WRITHE!" Saix sang imitating the sea witch Ursula.

"Sing Under the Sea! Woot!" Axel egged Saix on with the crowd.

"MAKE IT STOP! URSULA! OCTOPUS! SAVE ME!" Roxas cried in the background, being ignored by Axel.

"This is not the end my dears I swear I've just begun, it's not over until Ursula has won!" Saix sang the climax of the song.

"WOO! Go Saix!" Xigbar cheered as he clapped.

"Roxas, you okay?" Axel asked as he turned to find Roxas on the ground, motionless, and drooling on himself. "Roxas?" Axel poked the shorter nobody. "Roxas!" Axel yelled as Roxas tipped over, and collapsed on the floor.

"No... Ursula... god please save me..." Roxas grunted quietly still drooling. "NO KEYHOLES!" Roxas jumped up, yelled, then fell onto the ground again.

"Roxas what's wrong with you?" Axel shook Roxas, a small bottle with three X's on it fell out of his robe. "SAKE? You've been drinking sake!" Axel lifted Roxas up. "What I'm I going to do with you?" Axel spoke carrying Roxas to the second district. As he passed the corner the collided with a giant streak of red.

"Ouch that hurt! Watch where you're going!" The a voice spoke.

"Me! YOU watch out! I have a drunk teen to deal with!" Axel yelled as he looked to the person who ran into him. He had long red hair tied into a ponytail, and wore a blue suit.

"Reno..." A taller man spoke.

"What Rude! It was his fault!"

"There's two of them! Oh god not two Axels!" Roxas yelled crawling quickly across the ground like a bug. "Too... much... red." Roxas gasped as he collapsed.

"...Okay?" Axel, and Reno spoke at once.

"Wow look at all the shops!" Demyx yelled as he ran down the street of the second district.

"You're such a child." Zexion spoke nonchalantly.

"Aw come on Zexy! What's the point of living if you never have any fun?" Demyx spoke as he looked haphazardly through the different booths.

"What's the point of having fun if you don't 'live'." Zexion responded coldly, sipping what looked like sake.

"Aw, come on Zexy! Don't start spouting all that 'we have no hearts' stuff ." Demyx spoke sitting down at a food vendor's booth, pouring more sake into Zexion's glass, and Zexion poured more into his.

"We don't." Zexion responded, his cheeks red with drunkenness.

"Well then, let's analyze this." Demyx started drinking more sake.

"Hmpf, 'analyze', don't you sound intelligent." Zexion mocked the also drunk Demyx.

"Well, the heart is the house of emotion right?" Demyx asked.

"That would be correct." Zexion responded.

"Well, the heart is also the house of memories to right?"

"Yes."

"Well if nobodies have no hearts, then they should have no memories." Demyx stated, quite cleverly as he downed the rest of his drink. Zexion stared with a shocked look on his face, one, what Demyx just stated was absolutely correct, and two, DEMYX said it.

"That's very clever." A woman's voice came from behind the two drunk nobodies, it was her, Sorceress Edea.

"The Sorceress?" Zexion spoke as he tried to stand, but fell to his knees.

"Can't hold your liquor?" Edea laughed as she punched Zexion and Demyx in the stomach, knocking them out. "Hmpf... men."

"Where the hell is some whiteout!" Larxene fumed as she searched for the said office supply.

"Oh Larxene? Are you looking for this?" The familiar voice of Luxord spoke.

"What?" Larxene turned around to see Luxord sitting at small table with three cards and a bottle of whiteout. "Damn."

"Try your luck, find the queen of hearts, and win a bottle of whiteout!" Luxord laughed.

"Wake up my little ones." The voice of Edea resounded as Demyx opened his eyes. He looked around to see his own hands chained to the ceiling, and his feet dangling above the floor, he seemed to be in some sort of cave. As he looked around, Demyx noticed the other nobodies also chained up.

"Demyx?" Zexion spoke, he was hanging right next to Demyx.

"Zexy? What's going on?" Demyx asked.

"It seems the sorceress has abducted us all. The only ones not here are Larxene, and Luxord."

"Xiggy! I'm scared!" Saix cried as he swung around.

"It'll be okay! I'll protect you!" Xigbar responded.

"Hey excuse me! What I'm I doing here?" Reno asked as he swung around in the air.

"Oh? I couldn't tell which of you were Axel, so I abducted you both." Edea spoke as she came into view out of the shadows.

"Okay then, I'm Reno, and you can let me go." Reno spoke trying to get free.

"No he's not!" Axel yelled. "I'M RENO! Let ME go!"

"Silence!" Edea spoke as the cave shook. "Now the reason you're all gathered here is, your boss, Mr. Xemnas, walked out on me, and I'm not happy. If you ever want to see the light again, you'll tell me where he is." Edea threatened.

"I don't know! I don't know!" Saix cried.

"Believe us! If we knew I would be the first to tell you!" Marluxia spoke.

"I'm just a kid, I don't know anything!" Roxas yelled.

As the others expressed their innocence, Demyx turned to Zexion.

"Zexy? Got any clever tricks to get us out of this one?" Demyx asked.

"No." Zexion spoke bluntly.

"S-so you guys really don't know where he is?" Edea began to sob.

"I know how it feels..." Saix sympathized with the sorceress.

"Oh why did he leave me?" Edea cried.

"Hmm..." Zexion muttered.

"You got an idea Zexy?" Demyx asked.

"It's so sad... Xemnas abandoned you both..." Zexion spoke softly.

"Yes it is!" Saix, and Edea cried at the same time.

"So he abandoned you too?" Edea asked.

"Yes he did!" Saix cried.

"Let's destroy him together!" Edea, and Saix yelled with flames in their eyes.

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