Dokuo: I've run out of ideas but I have minor ones. So ummm I hope this is good enough...
Nick: I'm sure it is. *balances pencil on nose*
Dokuo: You're not even looking.
Nick: Annnnnnnnnnnd your point is?
Dokuo: *rolls eyes*
Chapter 13 (wait...yeah 13) Ronnie's POV
We were on the plane heading towards Paris. Currently I was in our private jets bathroom trying to get out of my big puffy white ball. (My wedding dress) I can't find it...wait. I found the zipper! Yes, I will survive! When there's a will there's a way! Hallelujah! I got into my Pj's and entered the main area of the plane. How the hell did he change so fucking fast? Sometimes Nick truly amazes me.
"Are we almost there, yet?" I asked making Nick jump because I entered so quietly.
"Yeah we're like, 5 minutes away. Why?"
"I wanna check out the beds at the hotel." I said and Nicks eyes lit up like a lightbulb. I hadn't given him any in weeks so this was a reward. The plane was just starting to land. We felt the bumpy landing and I toppled over onto a seat.
"Hello!" I said as I fell. Nick started laughing at my response. I stuck up the middle and he just laughed even more. I lifted back up and said fuck you to his face. Then he shut up. We drove into the hotel parking lot and brought our bags in. I was the only who could check us in because A: I was the only one who could speak French and B: Nick thought it was the apocalypse because he saw the name tags of the concierges and they all said Pier. So I checked us in and when I said thank you Pier they all replied thank you. It was kind of freaky. Our hotel room had a panoramic view of the Eiffel Tower and It was beautiful. Suddenly i kept my promise and Nick and I were testing out the beds.
However later you want it to be
I woke up with the sunlight streaming through the curtains and into my eyes. Sounds cute right? Nope it hurt. So shut up if your going awwwwwww, it's not cute. I stood up and went to the window, and saw our panoramic view of the Eiffel Tower. I went over to Nick and shoved him off the bed.
"GAH! What the hell was that for?"
"I want to see the Eiffel Tower get up." We got a dressed and as we entered the lobby Nick got scared...again. One Pier approached him and he got in the armadillo position and started screaming like a little girl. I apologized and had to drag him out. He stood up as we got outside and acted as if no one saw that.
Pier #5's POV
WHAT THE HELL!
Ronnie's POV
As we got underneath the Eiffel Tower Nick gawked at everything. He held me romantically as we stood under it and listened to a french person play the violin. I threw a rock at him. He sucked on ice. We went to a resturant and I got served Es Cargo. I started feeling nausea after a took a bite. I threw up all over the mater dean. (Waiter in Frech) Well, I got kicked out of the resturant, so did Nick. Fucking prissy waiters. Can't even take a damn hint of...
"YOU HAVE HORRIBLE FOOD!" I yelled in french. "Made me throw the fuck up. Yuck. Ha, that rymed." We walked along, me feeling more nauseaus the farther we went. We finally went back to hotel and I threw up twice. Damn the es cargo. I hate french food.
1 week later.
Sigh. The time has come for us to leave precious France. But before we leave I need to check something. Pregnancy. The nausea hadn't stopped. Also I have to take a stupid one. France only has ones that tell if you are having twins or not. They need different stuff than that. I know the drill.
1 minute later
Damn it all to fucking hell. I'm fucking pregnant. With fucking twins. I walked out of the bathroom.
"Ready to go babe?" Nick asked. I took a deep breath.
"Nick. I need to tell you something..."
Dokuo: Oops. Sorry for the cliff hanger.
Nick: Homeland security!
Dokuo: What the...
Nick: Do not ask. I'm warning you. It was completely random.
Dokuo: Uh-huh. Well Until the next time I update! And sorry it took this long for this time. My friend Alicia has been reminding me...EVERYDAY! Happy now Alicia! So there you have it folks. He mc fluffy nutty pants. Don't be such a Ronnie raincloud!