Nakai dialled the number using his mind, using advanced telepathy to save credit. Soon, he began to converse with the stranger who knew of his talent.
"This is Nakai."
"My elite fifty speak of your name with the highest praise." spoke a chirpy, young male voice; "I need the help of a true artisan to propel Jump into not just a golden age, but an age of diamond encrusted gold."
"…I hope you aren't in charge of the writing, boy" quipped Nakai
"No, and I don't need to be! I use the elite fifty, hand picked by my own hands of justice to construct worlds that have never been thought of before. However, I need a man who can draw any thing and any place at any angle. A man who can draw without reference. Peerless, unstoppable, absolute. You are that man, Nakai!" said the teenager to the adult, practically yelling down the phone as he built up to the end of his speech.
Nakai gave the offer some thought, and responded:
"I will speak to you in person. Expect me soon."
"Wait, you don't even know where to go-"
Nakai teleported from outside Jump to inside his follower's apartment. Taking two brisk strides forward, he entered a small room with a computer monitor glowing. The teenage had heard the door open, and turned in his spinny chair to face the king.
"My name is Toru Nanamine." said the boy, smiling. Standing up from the computer, he continued:
"And these are my elite fifty." gesturing to his screen.
"We have been discussing you. Feel free to spool through the comments." he added, with a smirk
"Hmph" grunted Nakai as he took a seat, and began reading the words on the glowing screen in front of him.
"marsnmonkey: is nakai here? are u nakai?"
He began to type:
"Nakai: Yes I am. TCH TCH TCH."
The commentators became wild as the word of Nakai was spread. Soon a torrent of messages began to flash on the screen.
"Trip3x: wow that made me chuckled"
"EmaleiEnglish64: your joke has done the challenging job of making me both laugh and think, 'nakai you are the king' at the same time"
"sdgjsdgj: this joke is great"
"Kanade Kiyahara: hope ya gonna make anoter jok soon,."
"Ikirose: I AM CRYING WITH AWESOME. NAKAI. YOU ARE GOD."
"Bananafrak: If I was Jesus, I'd crane kick you in the balls, because you sir, are so awesome that if had any offspring, the earth wouldn't be able to contain your awesomeness and would both implode and explode at the same time and creating a gigantic tear in the fabric of time and space itself, causing the universe to turn back on itself. People would start dividing by zero and President Obama would start shooting rainbow coloured llamas out of his ears. In other words, the universe would be fucked, just 'cos you sir, are the KING OF EPIC WIN."
Nakai saw what the people thought of him, and he smiled. Turning to face Nanamine, he said: "I will help you become the best. My hands are at your disposal."
Nanamine's smile grew even broader as he told Nakai about the perks of his job, "You get free pizza, free accommodation, and you get to work with women assistants!"
"I do not need such luxuries." replied Nakai. "I need only my tools."
Nanamine nodded. "Yes, I understand. Are you prepared to start tomorrow?"
"I have already finished."
