Remaining Ladies
Tabby, Stella, DiMartino, Lola, Lucy, Luan, Maggie, and Ronnie Anne.
18 women entered, only 8 remain. These ladies all have one goal in mind, and his name rhymes with 'mincoln'. Seven left to fall, only one will rise. To answer the question, who will the Link end up with?
Zoryan El Muerto presents,
Fight For The Link
The crowd of Loud House fans were rocking, it was sundown in the high school football field. With the bleachers filled to the brim with friends, family, or people the Louds have ever encountered. Along the track we see many concession stands with various delicacies, one that was very popular and had a great view of the ring that was placed in the center of the field was manned by Grandma Casagrande. Who had a 'Ronnie Anne' style apron while she was bringing out her tenth pile of enchiladas.
We now cut to our commentators, Lisa, Darcy, and the prize for the winner of the tournament: Lincoln Loud.
Lisa: We are live from the Royal Woods High football field, with some of the most thrilling action you have ever seen in a fanfiction. We are about halfway through the field of lovely and talented women who are all here for one reason, to have this-(nudges Lincoln, who was seated in the middle) handsome white-haired specimen that I call my brother. That and a million dollars, but mostly Lincoln. Say hi, Linc.
Lincoln: Hey guys, we have a packed card in the coming chapters. We have the quarterfinals of our tournament, the girls who will be in the quarter finals have made it through some tough competition to get to this point. And I have a feeling they will go through even more punishment to move on to the semifinals.
Darcy: And to determine who will be facing who in those matches later on tonight, let's go down to the eldest of the of the Louds Lori. Along with her rival-turned-bestie, Carol Pingrey.
The audience gave the high school senior blondes a standing ovation, mostly for what they were wearing. Lori sported her blue bikini with blue tassels on the sides, and Carol who wore the same but purple.
Lori: Thank you Darcy, now to determine who will partake in the first of our four quarterfinal match ups. Well, we actually set up a couple challenges to see who will chose the two girls that will start off the next round of the Fight for the Link.
Carol: But first, let's welcome the girls who didn't make through on Night 1. So Polly, Christina, Leni, and Lynn. Come on down!
(cue: Loud House outro theme)
As the four walked down towards the ring, they each got a good ovation from their respective fanbase. And the four girls were all as bare as they were when they were born, they waved to their fans as they cheered more. Leni got the most, because she's... well Leni. They eventually joined the two girls in the ring. Though one thing everyone noticed was that Lynn came down with crutches and a big red cast over her hurt leg.
Lori: So girls, how are you feeling considering you're first matches didn't end as you expected?
Polly: Well, I was pretty bummed at first. And that was before I learned my rebound prize was Rusty Spokes (this got a laugh out of the audience). But after hearing his story, and after a good 4-8 hours, I never felt so lucky to have such a man (swoons).
Carol: He's barely a boy.
The crowd laughed at that.
Christina: Well I finally got the burns down, so that's something. Anyway, things between Chandler and me have been, okay I guess. We do fight a lot, but nothing some kiss, a movie, and light sex couldn't help.
Lori: Okay, not sure how 11 year olds can do that but at least things are okay. Leni?
Leni: Oh Chaz is like the best! We talked about all the do's and don'ts of fashion, and the latest trends, we even had a little rump before one of my fashion shows. He's three hundred pounds of love! And pizza, he get's hungry a lot.
Lori: Well, like Grandma Casagrande would say "The quickest way to a man's heart, is through his stomach".
She then saw her sister, who was looking forlornly to her leg.
Lori: Lynn, I know that match met everything to you. Wanting to right the wrongs you did to your own brother, but then you hurt your foot. How are you taking it?
Lynn just sighed.
Lynn: Well, if I didn't hurt my leg, I may or may not have won. Lola is a menace, she was a challenge even if I head two legs. But that landing really destroyed me, I won't be able to play any sports for at least 8 months. Frankly I don't really care about that, cause I would have broken every bone in my body if it means my baby brother would love me and not fear me. Because what I did back in that Season 2 episode was wrong beyond all levels, if I can go back in time and spear all that superstitious crap right out of me, I would. Lincoln, I love you. Always.
The crowd aw'd at that speech, Lincoln smiled warmly while Darcy teared a little.
Lynn: And about my three boys, I couldn't ask for more.
Lori: Speaking of which, since today is actually Valentine's Day! So let's bring on out your rebounds!
At the announcement, each of the rebound boys walked out. Each in a pair of boxers with their girl's name on each of them. They each brought out a marker, eraser, and pad. Francisco, Hank, and Hawk all had to share one. The boys then sat on a reclining chair with their girl's respective logo on it. Rusty's had a roller skate, Chandler's had blue dress, Chaz had a pincushion with pins sticking out of it, and Lynn's boys actually had a three person chair with a basketball on it.
Carol: In the spirit of the holiday, we're gonna play a little game called 'Match your Mate!'.
Lori: Here's how it's gonna work out. We'll ask the boys a total of three questions, each about their respective girl. And the said girls will try to match whatever they wrote. The team that answers the most questions will pick the first girl that will compete in the first quarterfinal match of Fight For The Link. And since Lynn's rebounds consist of three guys, they will each take a turn answering. So who will go first?
Francisco raised his hand first.
Lori: Alright, Francisco will be answering first for Lynn's team. Alright Carol, start us off with our first question.
Carol: Gladly.
1st question
When I first saw my girl, I though she was...….?
(cue game show music)
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Done.
Lori: Alright, first up Polly (the big chinned girl rolled up first, as per the only thing she was wearing). What do you think Rusty though when he first saw you?
Polly: (thinking) What is,... 'radical'?
Rusty gulped and sweated as he turned over his board...
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…. Scary!
Carol: Ooo, scary.
BEEEEP
Lori: That sound means it was wrong, no points for you. Christina, you're up. (said brunette took the place of Polly) What do you think Chandler said?
Christina: He thought I looked bland.
Lori: Bland, let's see.
Chandler showed his board..
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… Like every sitcom background character.
Lori: Like every sitcom background character, I'm sorry but that's not correct.
BEEP
Carol: Leni?
Leni: (After switching with Christina) Hmm, what did Chaz think when he first saw me? I don't know, pizza I guess?
Chaz sheepishly held up his answer.
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….. Pretty girl I would like to take out for pizza.
Carol: He said a pretty girl he would like to take out for pizza, judges? (asks into a headset) They're saying they'll accept that answer!
DING
Lori: Lynn, what about you?
Lynn: Francy probably thought I looked... tough!
Francisco nervously held up his board.
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… A loon.
Lori: He thought you looked like a loon.
BEEP
Lynn had an offended look on her face as her tan skinned lover shrugged apologetically.
Results
Polly: 0
Christina: 0
Leni: 1
Lynn: 0
Lori: And with that out of the way, right now Leni is in the lead in this challenge. Witch is strange.
Carol: Okay, next question.
2nd question
What occupation do you see your girl in twenty years?
(cue thinkin music, and Francisco handing the board to Hawk.).
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Lori: Okay Polly, you're up. What do you think Rusty sees you as in in twenty years?
Polly: Pfft, easy. Champion roller blader!
Rusty let out a nervous chuckle before showing his answer.
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… Smoking hot babe.
BEEP
Lori: Oh, not even close.
Carol: That's not even an occupation.
Polly: (aggravated) Really man?!
Rusty blushes and shrugs.
Carol: Next, Christina?
Christina: Let me guess, his secretary?
Chandler turns his board over.
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….. my personal assistant/trophy wife
Lori: Ooo, close but no.
BEEP
Lori: Alright, Leni. Where do you think Chaz see's you in twenty years?
Leni: I don't know, I'm not a mind reader. Though if I had to guess, I'd say owning my own fashion company?
Chaz revealed his answer.
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….. Fashion company owner
DING
Lori: Wow, and another right answer for Leni. There's something I never thought I'd say, or say in a text. Lynn, what do you think Hawk's answer was.
Lynn: A personal trainer.
The girls raised an eyebrow at this, while Hawk showed what he wrote.
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…. personal trainer.
Lori: Personal trainer is correct!
DING
Results
Polly: 0
Christina: 0
Leni: 2
Lynn: 1
Lori: Okay, this is the last question. And to give the other girls a chance, this one will be worth 3 points. So this can make or break your chances in the challenge. Carol, the question?
Carol: On it.
Question 3
If you and your partner were at a nude, what would be your activity of choice? Besides sex.
Everyone blushed at the question, and the boys carefully thought about their answers before they wrote them down. Hawk giving the board to Hank, then covering his crotch at the thought of a beach full of hot girls.
Lori: Okay, Polly. What's your answer, and let's hope you and Rusty match.
Polly: (blushes) Well, if I had to think of one answer for this. I would say, volleyball.
Rusty blushed while covering his growing erection with the board. He slowly but carefully turned it around.
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….. Wrestling
Lori: You're a weirdo.
BEEP
Carol: Okay, Christina you're up.
Christina: (rolls her eyes) Let me guess, he'd be checking out all the other hot naked girls?
Lori: Plausible considering who it is, but let's see.
Chandler had an offended look, but calmly turned his board around.
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…. relaxing on the sand
BEEP
Lori: Wow, you were way off. Leni?
Leni: If Chaz and I were at any beach, we'd just play around in the ocean. Then maybe get a burger afterwards.
Chaz smiled as he showed his answer.
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….. If Chaz and I were at any beach, we'd play around in the ocean. Then a burger afterwards.
Carol: Awe, he got it all word for word.
DING
Lori: He's a keeper Leni, don't let him go.
Leni nodded.
Lori: Lynn?
Lynn: Well, since I'm totally gonna lose at this point. I'm guessing surfing.
Hank showed what he wrote.
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…. learn to surf
Lori: Learn to surf.
DING
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
Lori: And that sound means it's the end of the challenge.
Carol: According to the results, with a perfect score of 5! Ladies and gentlemen, surprisingly the winner of Match Your Mate is... LENI LOUD!
Leni went wide eyed as the crowd cheered for her.
Leni: Wait, I won? I WON!
She squealed as she hopped out of the ring and tackled Chaz and crashed her lips on his.
Lori: We have so much more action for during the coming chapters. Next time, we will have a exhibition match and then the other first round losers will compete in the second challenge to determine who else will compete in the first match of the quarterfinals.
Carol: The Fight for the Link continues, next!
(intermission)