Disclaimer: I have no ownership what-so-ever on Naruto and or Naruto characters. Because if you have been reading the disclaimers for past chapters you would be able to tell, I DON'T OWN SQUAT! I do however own Reiko who shall now be called squat, since that's what I own… I think; Daigona owns Sai who is not squat but shall be called vwb, yes vwb. I Ghostio have created this story with help from Daigona, because if I didn't have her help there would be tons of grammar mistakes and horrible, horrible spelling mistakes… or this story just wouldn't make any sense. Most likely all these problems would occur.

(A/N: I know that the last chapter wasn't that great, it was done around the same time as chapter 11 which was done the same day as chapter 10… which was not done the same day as chapter 9. However they were all long so our wonderful editor had to take some time on them. Not only that but she likes to read other stories and has some sort of sick, cruel, twisted idea that you guys should suffer and wait… or maybe it's just to annoy me I don't know I can't read minds. But I do know that she's been doing a great job and most of the time she's really busy… THANKS DAIGONA!)

(E/N: Your welcome. And I shall not make you suffer ...much.)

P.S: I was told not to make another long chapter like 11 ever again… mean of her huh? Just kidding! But I'm really not allowed to make another one like that again… she'll kill me.)

Chapter 14: "Last minute training and we're on the trail to the Sand Country!" "Reiko remember we find out how to control our chakra better so change the title." "…fine, (cough) Ehem Reiko and Sai perfect their chakra control in their last minute training." "And what else?" "Oh yeah, Sasuke's Jealousy is a dangerous thing! …Why's he jealous?" "Shut up Reiko, this is a title. Not a part of the story!" "I thought a title was a part of a story" "…REIKO SHUT UP BEFORE I KILL YOU!" -insert glare-
Kakashi put his hand on his head, why? why did Reiko insist on ruining his life? Sure Reiko re-created volume 5 of his series he's been reading but couldn't she just do them all at once.

'She's out to get me I know it.' Kakashi thought to himself as he watched Reiko plow her foot into Sakura's stomach.

"GO REIKO KICK HER ASS! WHOOT! COME ON USE THAT SPINNING KICK YOU LEARNED OFF OF STREET FIGHTER! NOW PUMMEL HER WITH YOUR FISTS OF FURY!" Sai cheered from the sidelines as she watched Reiko fight against Sakura.

"GO SAKURA! DESTROY HER LIKE SHE DID TO MY RAMEN! NOOOO SAKURA DUCK SHE'S GOING TO USE A SPINNING LEFT KICK!" Naruto called out to his teammate enthusiastically.

(E/N: Strange that he even knows what that is. Or that he even listened.)

Reiko ducked Sakura's punch and kept up with punches and kicks of her own. If only she was better at her jutsus this would probably be over by now. So far, they were practically even, except for the fact that Reiko's better at taijutsu than Sakura and Sakura's better at ninjutsu than Reiko.

(A/N: Curse you Reiko and your inability to perform the jutsus correctly.)

"Come on Sakura why can't you hit me? Oh I know it's because you SUCK!" Reiko shouted at Sakura as she slammed her fist into Sakura's face.

"I DO NOT!" Sakura shouted as she used a jutsu that made the tree roots start to grow across Reiko's feet.

Reiko started to break them apart as she used her leg strength toget free. Then she fired her own jutsu at Sakura (Out of like a billion that actually worked). The fireball came out of her mouth and hit Sakura's arm making her immobile. Reiko dodged most of Sakura's shuriken that got thrown at her, except for a couple that hit her shoulder and right leg she continued anyway, they weren't so deep compared to that injury Naruto gave her before. Getting on her hands Reiko bent her back so that her feet would be facing her opponent then she started to kick them smacking Sakura eleven times. Sakura made a low kick to Reiko's arms making her flip so that she wouldn't get hit and go back to her original stance.

(E/N: Reiko used the move that Lee used against Kimimaru.)

'This is it...' Reiko thought as she saw an opening on Sakura.

Rushing over with speed most people didn't think that she had, she smacked Sakura's forehead as hard as she could without killing her and making Sakura go unconscious. Yay Reiko! Way to win!

"BOOSHA!" Reiko yelled as she threw her hands up in victory.

Reiko ran to Sai giving her friend a high five as the two laughed happily. Finally Reiko got to kick some Sakura ass!

(A/N: Unlike Naruto who wants Sakura ass. I'm sorry that's just wrong, but I had to add it in.)

(E/N: DAMMIT GHOSTIO IT'S SAKURA'S ASS YOU IDIOT! And by the way people she won't let me change it. .\/. )

"Well done Reiko, but did you really have to burn her arm? Never mind don't answer that question, I don't want to know. Sai, you and Sasuke are up!" Kakashi announced after reading the last chapter that Reiko had made for him.

(A/N: Now Reiko doesn't really mind that kind of stuff, but mind you that's probably because she had six older brothers.)

Sai got up and walked over to the center of the clearing followed by Sasuke. Normally Sai would be pissed that she had to spend more time with the… pervert. Well only pervert towards her in her opinion. Because it's true! First he kisses her in a death match god knows why. Then a week after that he tries to hold her hand… not happening. Sasuke was never like this in the show. Reiko was right he is acting OOC-ish, not good.

Sai looked up at him while drawing out four kunais, Sasuke was going down. She was going to make sure of that, oh yes she was. Nothing was going to stop her, she had learned some new moves from Iruka and the training against Reiko had helped too. After all Reiko was a master in martial arts, clumsy but a master nonetheless. In fact she might even rival Lee… or be better who knows, Reiko's Reiko you can never be too sure. But that didn't matter all that mattered was her taking down Sasuke quickly. Nothing would maker her happier ...except for meeting Gaara.

Sasuke POV

Sasuke saw the smile crossing Sai's face and he could feel his anger coming back to him again. That stupid, stupid feeling, and there was nothing he could do to stop it…nothing. Of course then again he wasn't quite so sure that's what she was smiling about, right? Maybe it's because Reiko was able to pummel Sakura with her own hands at the beginning of the fight. It was pretty funny, but Sai never really smiled a whole lot to begin with. Even though it was her friend that had the similar past to him, it was Sai that was more like him. What could that exactly mean? Maybe just maybe she was something more special to him than he was willing to let on.

Normal POV

Sai was more than willing to start up her fight with Sasuke she wanted to have some fun after watching Sakura get creamed by Reiko. Maybe this time Sasuke wasn't going to be a complete idiot and get it through his head that this is a mock battle. She didn't need to go through another fight with him again, she like her limbs uninjured and on her body, not off.

Starting to spin the kunais in her right hand she watched Sasuke with hawk like eyes. Waiting for him to attack before switching to the offence. After all the best defense it a good offence.

Sasuke did attack and he charged straight at her head on. He threw five shurikens at her head that she was able to dodge with thehelp of her ownkunais to deflect them from their original course. Using a replacement jutsu she was able to avoid his kick to her head and instead he kicked a large dead tree trunk.

Jumping out of the trees she was able to kick him in the shoulder but she left herself open and got punched in the chest.

'Did he just? I'M GOING TO KILL HIM! NO ONE TOUCHES ME! I DON'T CARE IF THIS IS A MOCK FIGHT HE'S GOING DOWN!' Sai thought furiously as she lunged at him scratching his face with her nails.

Sasuke put his hand up to his face. That had got to hurt and I'm sure it stung because it was starting to bleed. Not a good thing and definitely something that could get even the oh so perfect Uchiha angry.

"HA HA SHE SCRATCHED YOU! Hey Sai-chan were you just smiling before because of Gaara-san? Cause I know you weren't smiling because of the dip!" Reiko said smiling brightly.

Sai nodded her head smiling happily completely forgetting about Sasuke and their battle. But not noticing the dark look starting to spread across Sasuke's face, you know the one he uses when he starts thinking about Itachi? Yeah that's the one. Without a moments hesitation from Sasuke he attacked Sai. Why? I probably know but you should know too… I think.

Sai could feel each one of Sasuke's punches hit her, each as powerful as the next. Who spat in his burger? Managing to block a few she was about to ask him when a kick was delivered to her stomach, unable to block it she was sent to the ground.

Reiko looked on with horror in her eyes, she turned to look for Kakashi and noticed that the ninja had gone off, probably to go find Naruto after he pissed off Sakura (during the match with Sasuke and Sai). Sakura and Naruto had ran off and obviously the now useless jounin. She turned back to the battle and watched as Sasuke took out his kunai before she saw what he was going to do and she saw her friend's horror as well. There was no way in hell she was going to let her friend get hurt… never.

Running with an agility Reiko was unaware she had she forced her energy to her arm and block the blade as it came down blocking her friend from the stab. Reiko than forced the energy as far as she could out of her arm and for some reason Sasuke was thrown backwards and hit a large tree with a thud. But the kunai did its damage and was able to pierce straight through her arm. Not even noticing Reiko turned to Sai to see if she was all right.

(A/N: I believe we call that impaling!)

"SAI-CHAN ARE YOU OKAY! I WAS SO WORRIED!" Reiko said as she burst out into over dramatic tears hugging her slightly shocked friend.

Sai hugged her friend back before acting like Reiko as well, "I WAS SCARED! THANK YOU REIKO! I DIDN'T THINK I WOULD MAKE IT!"

Reiko smiled happily before her facial expression changed to a vicious snarl as she turned to Sasuke menacingly, "WHAT THE HELL IS THE MATTER WITH YOU? DON'T DO THAT YOU MORON. PERHAPS YOU SHOULD GO BACK TO PRE-SCHOOL AND LEARN THE WORD MOCK! BECAUSE I'M PRETTY SURE THE WORD MURDER DOES NOT APPLY IN IT!"

Of course it took her awhile to notice that Sasuke wasn't listening to her because he was too busy being unconscious. Not that Reiko cared she still hollered at him waving her fists in the air as she went into chibi mode.

"DON'T YOU DARE SHUT YOUR EYES AT ME WHEN I'M YELLING AT YOU, YOU OVER GROWN WALKING TURD BALL! YOU SLIMY ASS SCRATCHING CHIMP! YOU.."

"Reiko.." Sai said trying to get her friends attention.

"YOU DUPE! YOU INSIGNIFICANT FREAK!"

"REIKO!" Sai shouted finally getting Reiko's attention.

Reiko turned her head and faced Sai her temple pulsing as she calmed down to listen to what ever her friend had to tell her… of course without one last remark to the idiot of a guy.

"…bastard."

"Reiko, Sasuke can't hear you, you knocked him unconscious."

"..." Reiko stared at Sai with a 'what the hell are you talking about expression'.

Sai sighed at Reiko and as she looked at the battered up Sasuke who looked like he stepped in the way of an automatic pitcher and wasn't able to dodge any of the shots… and coincidentally they all seemed to hit his face.

His whole face was bruised and his nose was bleeding, what ever Reiko had done seemed to have done quite the damage.

"Reiko what the hell did you do?" Sai said as she looked at Sasuke's injuries.

'Of course the prick did deserve it.' Sai observed, still upset with what had happened.

"I don't know, I was all like classic nooooo, and then my arm got stabbed and then… MY ARM!" Reiko said as she looked at the bloody mess.

"HOLY SHIT! Reiko we have to get you to the hospital!" Sai said as she struggled to get up.

Reiko looked like she was about to pass out, her entire face went white and she started to roll her eyes to the back of her head. But then they snapped back to attention as they heard their dear instructor come back followed by his lap dogs, the two other members of team 7.

Kakashi took a look around and saw the battered up Sai, the unconscious and bruised Sasuke, and finally the impaled Reiko…IMPALED!

"What happened while I was gone quickly tell me, Reiko we have to get you to the hospital your wound looks serious."

"I would've never guessed..." Reiko said as she looked at her arm, "I look like a porupine if I put my wrist facing up! Heh heh whoa dizzy."

Sai sweat dropped at her friend's claim…that was surprisingly right. Limping over to Reiko she grabbed her friends shoulder. Reiko looked up at Sai with teary eyes before passing out, from I'm going to guess would be from the lack of blood, or shock, either way she passed out like no one has ever passed out before… well actually no I think plenty people passed out like that before. So never mind, she just passed out for what ever reason.

Once again at the hospital…they seem to spend an awful lot of time here

"Alright Reiko-san your going to have to spend at least two more days within Konoha, and it looks like you can train for a bit, but don't do anything to strenuous. At least not strenuous in your standards."

Reiko looked at her bandaged arm and sighed, poking it a few times and wincing as it gave a sharp pain. The medic-nins had done their absolute best, it now only had a dark bruise surrounding the area she had been stabbed. Perhaps they would've done better if she didn't accuse the medic in charge of healing the last bit of her arm of being a nurse… it was true though, he was a nurse.

'At least I can still train and …stuff,' Reiko decided looking around the room as she waited for Sai and the rest of team 7 to come in and here Sasuke's verdict as well, 'Figures everyone comes to see Sasuke. Oooh Sasuke your only bruised up while Reiko's hand was impaled, but your injuries are more serious because your our favorite and we're a bunch of followers who…'

Reiko's thoughts were interrupted as Sasuke came into the room followed by the medic and everyone else. They all sat down and waited for the woman to explain what Sasuke's injuries had been. Seeing that they were all healed and all, no fair.

"Uchiha-san, it seems that your face was fractured your nose was broken and some of your chakra spots were closed up in your face. We were able to heal everything but we would like to know what happened, because it's important to know who could have done this. Unless of course they are part of the Hyuuga clan or have complete control of their chakra and a humongous amount."

Reiko looked at the woman with a wrinkled nose and raised eyebrow, "Humongous? Lady aren't you a doctor? Shouldn't you know more?… You know? A more extensive vocabulary and such? Because I'm pretty sure there was probably a different word you could've used other then 'humongous', like massive, colossal, vast, tremendous, or something like that. Are you sure you should be a doctor…like seriously I'm 15 and I know more than you…for shame."

The woman glared at Reiko before turning her head to Sasuke again, "Once again Uchiha-san I must ask you who did this?"

Once again Reiko piped up much to the other's dismay, "Who the hell do you think did it? I mean isn't it just a little obvious? Me stabbed and all, but nope had to be someone else that can kick some Sasuke ass."

Kakashi and team 7's heads all turned to Reiko in shock, except for Sai who was just looking at Reiko for an explanation.

Sai breathed out in exasperation, "Reiko perhaps you should finish telling me what was going on before you realized you were stabbed and decided to pass out."

Reiko nodded her head chuckling a bit, "Your right sorry, anyway I watched as the retard decided to try and stab Sai, I looked around to see what the hell was with Kakashi and why he wasn't intervening, noticing we were alone I decided to jump in. So I was all like classic nooooooooooooo, and then I blocked the kunai for Sai with my right arm and it tore through my arm. But when I did that I flexed my arm and imagined my energy bursting out of it and smacking the dope for being an idiot… and so it would seem it worked quite nicely. The power of one's imagination never ceases to amaze me."

(A/N: Me neither cause chances are I'm too dumb to gain this information the first time around. And that just didn't make any sense. Yay me!)

"…you really could of shortened that." Sai said as she stared at Reiko.

"Could I? Could I really?"

"…Yes you could've really."

"Are you sure?"

"Are you sure I can't put a boot in your face?"

"…Maybe not in it, but most certainly on it!" Reiko said as cheerfully as usual.

Kakashi went back to normal as he glanced at Reiko and Sai, "Reiko do you mean to tell me your imagination did this?"

"No I mean that my chakra did this oh brainless one."

Camera zooms out so you can see only the hospital

"ITAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIII."

Next day in the ummm forest where they first found Reiko

Reiko was feeling much better, she was her usual hyper self, and some. She was happily talking to Sai who enthusiastically joined in. Kakashi told Sai that morning that they were going to be doing some last minute training before they left for the Sand Village. It was all due to Reiko burning down Kakashi's room and destroying the scroll with the information inside. Poor Tsunade had to re-write the whole thing, not that she minded because it got her out of doing other work that Shizune could do.

Kakashi entered the field with his (poof), "Sai, Reiko today I'm going to fight you. You will do this on your own. Sai you're up first if you're able to land a hit on me then your done. If not, you cannot go on this mission. Understand?"

Sai nodded, her eyesflashing with determination. 'I am so going to Sand. Kakashi you better hope that you have Reiko's hyper speed cause if you don't you're as good as dead.'

Kakashi's eye narrowed on Reiko, "Same thing for you Reiko."

Reiko just shrugged her legs going back and forth as she sat in her tree, "I kinda figured Kakashi."

"Well Reiko you seem to be ready, Reiko you go first."

"Bu.but you already promised Sai was going first and I got to sleep in this tree." Reiko said going into chibi mode with her eyes going wide and teary and her bottom lip trembling.

"Reiko that doesn't work on me get down here now your next."

"Sadistic bastard, (her voice going squeaky like majin buu) you may not sleep even though I told Sai she was going first. Because I'm a gay loser who no one likes and I pick on young people because I'm jealous that there hair isn't white like mine." Reiko grumbled as she got out of the tree and headed over to him.

Kakashi's eye twitched as she glared at her grinding out his words through his teeth, "I.am.not.gay and my hair is silver not.white."

"And there's a pimple goose fairy that goes around performing dangerous ninja missions." Reiko replied sarcastically as she got to her spot waving her hand in front of her.

"Reiko, youshouldn't say that to me when I'm about to fight you." Kakashi said, "I don't need anymore reason to accidentally kill you, now do I?"

"Thereis no way you can accidentally kill someone as you so gracefully put it. If you had a reason to kill me it would just be pure and simple murder. Maybe you should think before you speak, it might help you finally pass grade 3 dumb ass."

Kakashi sighed and pulled his book out, or what he had of it, up to his face. Signaling to Reiko that he was willing to start whenever she was ready. She charged at him and suddenly disappeared.

Kakashi listened for her movements and instead was unable to hear any. It was as if Reiko had completely disappeared. Or was able to hide very quickly.

'She must have hidden in the trees or something. One way or another she'll have to come out to attack me. Or throw something that will give away her positioning.'

On the sidelines

Sai looked around for Reiko, and she herself couldn't find her. That is of course until she saw something lying next to her and…sleeping. Yes Reiko had fallen asleep and only moved so fast so she could go and lie down next to Sai.

'How pathetic,' Sai thought as she looked down at Reiko and kicked the girl in the side.

"Reiko wake up and fight Kakashi stop being lazy and just fight him."

Still Reiko didn't respond and kept sleeping. How Kakashi didn't know this was going on is a mystery, perhaps he was just so rapt up in his …novel that he didn't notice. Well he didn't notice until Reiko gave out a shout of pain from Sai kicking her in the head with her heavy boot.

"ITAIIII! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT! I JUST WANTED TO SLEEP! I'M SLEEPY." Reiko shouted as she held her head before Sai could hit her again.

Kakashi sweat dropped, 'So that's where she went, but how did those guys not notice.'

Kakashi looked as Sasuke whowas sitting in a meditating position while Naruto and Sakura were fighting over what ever these kids fight about. Sai dragged Reiko over to the battlefield once again warning her that she wasn't allowed to leave again, or else something about destroying Reiko's comic book collection.

Standing up Reiko watched Kakashi and grinned…why was she grinning? Maybe it was because before she went to sleep she created, that's right, an army of clones! Kakashi looked around. There was Reiko, Reiko, Reiko, and more Reiko.

'So she actually had a plan before she went to sleep huh? Interesting, but still not good enough.'

Pulling out his Kunai's he attacked the first one that arrived to the scene. Five pounced on him kicking and using different styles of martial arts, some that he's never seen before. Guarding a kick to the head he stabbed the one behind him making it disappear with a pop. There were ten more left but still, it seemed as if they weren't trying. Kakashi watched as the real Reiko just sat where she was from the beginning with the same look on her face, just watching. She never once changed her creepy smile, which made it harder for Kakashi to look away... it was just so damned un-nerving!

But that was all the distraction that Reiko needed and five clones grabbed him on each side. Reiko then left her spot sprinting and going into a flying sidekick that sent him flying into the tree. The impact was enough to make something fall out and hit him on the head. That something… was a shoe, and to be more specific Reiko's shoe that went missing when they first found her.

Reiko saw her shoe let out a happy laugh and went to give it a hug petting it as she hugged it to her body she kept saying, "I'll love you and feed you, and try to never ever lose you again. My beloved shoe! You're the god of shoes and I'm sorry that I killed you, so, so, so, so, sooooooo sorry!"

Kakashi who was still rubbing his head from the shoe's landing looked on with confusion, 'This girl is in a middle of a fight and she's petting a …shoe? I think that I have to be serious to make her serious.'

Reiko stood up still carrying her shoe smiling widely until she noticed the look on Kakashi's face. Looking at him in confusion she watched as his hand moved over to his forehead protector.

'He's not going to…is he?' Sai thought along with Sasuke as they continued to watch from the sidelines.

'But she hardly wore him down. Why would he go and use the sharingan? Perhaps because she might pull off that disappearing act again.' Naruto thought as he watched.

Kakashi lifted up his headband to reveal his red eye. Reiko looked at him cocking her head to the side in question. Sure she had an idea what was going on, but the real question was ...why?

Kakashi's eye widened as he looked at Reiko. He couldn't see her chakara, turning to look at Sai he noticed that she too didn't either. Who were these two? Did all people from the Middle of Nowhere have this same ability also? All he knew for certain was if she was able to do what she did to Sasuke, or find out how to, he was in trouble. He had to take her down and fast, perhaps to keep his dignity as one of the best ninjas in Konoha. Then the pupils in his eye started to swirl furiously and not a moment later Reiko fell over.

(A/N: Yeah I guess Kakashi didn't realize that they were lying after the whole Reiko getting kidnapped thing. Why? I don't know, maybe because it would just fit in with the story. Guess.)

Smirking underneath his mask Kakashi walked over to the girl. Boldly he went over taking out his book that he had to put away fighting the bunshins. As he looked from over top of her he reached his hand with the kunai down. But not even a second after he did that Reiko's hand shot up and smacked it out of his hand.

In shock Kakashi straightened, 'How did? How did she do that? No one is able to get out of the Sharigan's control!'

Out of reflex Kakashi brought down his kunai in shock and Reiko lifted up her arm to block it. When the kunai hit her armband there was a clinking sound of metal hitting metal.

'What?' Kakashi's and everyone else's thoughts were.

(A/N: Yes even Sai was surprised, what ever could the clinking be?)

Still the kunai cut the material and low and behold pennies started falling out of the hole. Everything froze and just before Kakashi could ask his question Reiko brought her kunai up to his neck.

Smiling she happily announced, "You snooze you lose, that is of course if you make bunshins to make up for you. Neh?"

Sai ran over followed by everyone else, "Reiko why the hell were there pennies in your arm band?"

Standing up Reiko scoffed her foot on the ground bashfully, "Ummm well you see, I put every single penny I ever found into that arm band. I guess now you know why it keeps expanding now huh?"

Sai just blankly looked at her, "Reiko what on earth did you wish to accomplish with this?"

Reiko looked up for a moment in thought then looked back down, "Uh good luck?"

"…."

Kakashi shook his head before remembering his question from before, "Reiko how did you avoid my Sharingan? You shouldn't have been able to."

Reiko looked at him blankly, "You were using your sharingan? I thought that's what you were going to do, but you can't always be to sure."

Sai let out a breath of air exasperatedly, "I think I know the answer to this one. You see Reiko here is well… practically blind you literally have to be right in her face for her to see you properly, or she has to be wearing her glasses."

Reiko nodded happily, "But there's times that I'm glad that I can't see Sai-chan!"

"And why's that?"

Smiling even wider Reiko announced, "Because if I saw Sakura I'm pretty sure that I would become very sick or die a horrible and miserable death. She looks bad enough as a blur I don't think I want to find out what the rest of it looks like."

Sai let out a laugh and the rest of the team just looked on with open mouths. You could never guess that Reiko, thee Reiko was blind… or close to. Can you imagine Sasuke with huge swirly eyeglasses? Well this is exactly what Reiko would look like. Just when they thought that they knew everything there was to know about Reiko, she ended up being blind. But that still didn't answer one question, how did she know who all of them were if she couldn't see that great?

"Reiko-chan how can you tell who we all are if you can't see us?" Naruto asked finally speaking for the first time in this scene without it being a thought.

Reiko turned to him, "Because Naruto, I can see shapes and blurs and I just memorize them. That's the reason at first that I was unable to recognize you guys when I first saw you. I mean your shapes were pretty similar buuuut you can never be too sure."

Sasuke looked up at her and turning his head from Sai he looked at the girl with suspicion, 'Unable to recognize us when she first saw us?'

Unknown to him Kakashi was thinking the same thing. 'Now this was getting serious, those two knew who they were before they ever met. I should see the Hokage about this. If this unknown country decides to attack these two…could be spies, and the after math could be dangerous. If all their country members don't have visible chakara to my Sharingan then they would be even more powerful. But this situation could explain why the two were able to beat them. They must have already been at, at least chuunin level and probably or hopefully the best they have. That's it I am going to see the Hokage about this before we leave. Although I'd rather not talk to the old bag, but Konoha could be in danger.'

Sai turned to Kakashi as if knowing was he was thinking, as Reiko completely oblivious decided to declare this day…the day Kakashi was taken down by a simpleton. Sakura stared at them frowning like Sasuke and thinking along the same things.

'Those two, I knew there was something wrong with them. They must have been sent here from the Middle of Nowhere to come and seduce our future best ninja and kill off our smartest people. Or perhaps they want to destroy our message to the Sand country, but that doesn't explain why Reiko didn't want to come with us. Unless it was all a trap.' - (sakura's thoughts)

And finally the last member of team 7's thoughts, 'I wonder…miso or beef ramen today?'

But everyone's thoughts were interrupted by a ninja calling for Kakashi, "KAKASHI-SAN THE HOKAGE WISHES TO SPEAK TO YOU. SHE SAYS THAT YOU CAN GO FOR YOU MISSION AND TO HURRY UP BECAUSE SHE'S BUSY."

Reiko turned to Kakashi stomping her foot on the ground angrily, "But that's not fair! Kakashi never fought Sai, and I had to! I demand a fight! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!"

Kakashi sighed pulling two things out of his pocked and handed it to the two, "You both pass, I already know that Sai is a very good ninja and Reiko…there's room for improvement. You are now genin of Konoha."

The girls looked down at there headbands and back at Kakashi and it was Reiko that responded, "YOU CAN'T BRIBE ME WITH SOMETHING SHINY! I DEMAND YOU TO FIGHT SAI-CHAN! …Although it is …shiny," Reiko said as she trailed of swinging the head protector in front of her watching the shiny metal.

Sai shook her head at her friend and decided to tie the band on her left upper arm, as Reiko put it in her pocket. Looking at Reiko Sai's eyes went wide then went narrow in anger, "Reiko put your head band on now!"

Reiko looked up at her with watery eyes not even realizing that now the others had left deciding to leave the two alone, and perhaps tell the Hokage about their findings of the nuisance and her friend.

"But Saaaaiiiiii I don't want the ninjas to know I'm a ninja."

"And why's that?" Sai asked tapping her foot impatiently waiting for the answer.

"Because don't we want to catch them with the element of surprise. Is suprise even an element now that I think about it? ...Nevermind back on topic. They won't even know it and then boom I smack them with a jutsu…I'd be super normie!"

"Reiko it's supposed to symbolize pride and honor."

" It's also supposed to symbolize the fact we graduated from ninja tech, but we didn't even go to school soooo I think I don't have to wear this. Plus I have a head band already and I like it." Reiko announced pointing the headband on her head that had Risk written on it with a backwards R and S.

"But Reiko what about honor and pride!" Sai said in frustration to the other girl.

"And since when did I have those?" Reiko announced snottily.

"…Good point."

"Thank you."

Next day only Team

"So Kakashi-sensei you mean that you find the two to be dangerous also?" Sakura asked as she looked at her teacher.

Kakashi nodded looking very serious as he looked at his team, "The two seem to be very odd. No one has ever been able to evade my sharingan and the fact that I couldn't see their chakra also brings suspicion to the matter."

"Hai sensei I noticed that too but I thought perhaps my sharingan wasn't working, but I think there are other reasons too. The Hokage is going to want to know them before we act." Sasuke said in his normal mono-tone voice.

Kakashi nodded his head again, "There are other reasons like how Reiko doesn't want to tell us the information on the Akatsuki, and having them let her live."

Naruto shook his head, "Kakashi-sensei I don't think Reiko and Sai are bad. Maybe just Reiko but she only seems to like to play practical jokes."

The rest of Naruto's team turned around and glared at him. Naruto fidgeted under their harsh glares, "It's true if you think about it. Reiko's practical jokes are just cruel and unusual. But she never has shown any kind of violence towards us… besides Sasuke and Sakura and the one mission but she was supposed to be violent."

Kakashi placed his hand on his chin in concentration before coming to a conclusion; "We will still talk to the Hokage about this and find out what we are going to do about it. Understood?"

"Hai!"

A good while later

"So let me get this straight. You are going to let me and Reiko train… alone? What the hell is the matter with you? Reiko needs supervision twenty-four hours a day! Even I have problems taking care of her!" Sai shouted at Kakashi.

Of course none of this was noticed by Reiko who was busy helping a beetle along his merry way by making a paper airplane out of one of the empty scrolls she was given. After she did that she started a new one for an ant that came wandering about ever so innocently. Naruto sat with her and watched her trying to get the damned ant off of her so he could join in the fun too.

"Well what are you guys going to do when we're stuck here training?" Sai asked as she watched Reiko trying to detach the ant off her eyelid, Reiko probably wouldn't have this happening if she just let the poor thing go.

'I guess soon ants are going to be one of her fears.' Sai thought as she whipped out a notebook from out of her pocket and wrote ants below squirrels.

"Yes, Sai you two get to train alone. We'll be back just in time to start going. You need to be sure to have your stuff packed in about four hours or so and just continue to train if we haven't gotten back yet."

Nodding her head Sai watched as Sakura started to holler at Naruto to get going then at Reiko who was being carried off by an army of ants as she was kicking and screaming. Sai just shook her head and ran off in her direction to go and get Reiko out of the clutches, of what Reiko would deem, evil.

After Sai's quick rescue mission was done Reiko and her sat by a tree, the two talking about what they should work on.

"I know! Reiko show me how you blasted Sasuke in the face with your chakra!"

Reiko scratched her head in confusion as she stared at her friend, "Uhhh Sai-chan Sasuke's not here so I can't show you that, and I don't see how you'll be able to use my chakra anyway."

Sai glared at Reiko her eyes changing to black, unfortunately because Reiko is practically blind she can only tell this by feeling chills running up and down her spine.

"But of course I can teach you how to use your chakra so you can do it, eh heh." Reiko said nervously hoping that her new answer would calm her friend and partner in crime down.

At once Sai cheered up ready to start their training. After quick instruction from Reiko, Sai was finally able to do fairly well with her chakra control. Then the bad thing happened, Reiko had an idea… a experimenting idea. Yes the same kind that Sai told her she wasn't allowed to do during their first mission during the bell chase. The kind that's not supposed to work… or things will turn out very bad. Or what Reiko likes to think is very cool.

(A/N: AGREED It is cool! …of course Reiko's based on me so perhaps I'd just be agreeing with myself. Or is that because I'm the author? Alls well, I dunno.)

"Oooooooooooooooooooooh I know let's try and attach are chakra to things! It'll be fun! Besides we can trip people that go by and, and we can have fun! Oh and then we can try shooting off of things and we'll be cool like that because it's uhhh fun!"

"…Reiko I hope to god you never become a lawyer, or anybody that has to do speeches because you're really, really bad at making them; besides that point you also really, really non-convincing."

Reiko hopped in front of Sai only to stop and look at her in happy chibi mode, "But you'll do it riiiiiiiiiight Saaii-chan?"

Sighing Sai could only nod her head in agreement as the two walked off to cause the havoc that Reiko was willing to commence.

(A/N: You'll find out if it works or not in the next chapter. Yup I'm a jerk!)

Back at thegates of Konoha

Kakashi and the others walked up to where the two were sitting talking to each other quickly and Reiko making gestures, which oddly enough looked like they were talking about a bat. At least that's what her gestures indicated.

"And then he was flap flapity flapping away, and I was all like nooooooooooooooooo come back. He reminded me of batman, except you know…he didn't fight crime and he wasn't a rich guy… or a man for that matter. But damn he was cool!"

"Reiko…you are a loser."

"Yes! But in order for there to be a winner there needs to be a loser so therefore I am just as important as the winner. Which I'm going to guess, is you!"

"…don't talk anymore."

Once again Reiko turned into a chibi crying her eyes out, and every now and then breathing in deeply for more air. Kakashi sweat dropped wondering if he should actually let them come on the mission or not, but then remembered his talk with the Hokage.

Flashback

Kakashi and team 7 sat with Tsunade as she looked at them from over her low worktable that was littered with mission assignments and whatever the hell else she does. Waiting patiently the team waited for her answer, which would decide whetheror not what they were going to have to do with the girls.

"This is news…but I'm not to sure that they could possibly want to destroy our village. Though there is a possibility but still…it's Reiko and Sai. I doubt Reiko would bother her being so lazy, and Sai probably couldn't care less about us. Then there's the possibility of them being genin from the village they come from. It would explain as to how they were able to adapt to the missions and skills they were taught."

"Obaa-san..." Naruto began, before the blonde haired woman plowed him on the head with her fist.

"DON'T CALL ME THAT YOU BAKA! IT'S HOKAGE! HOKAGE! HOKAGE!" Tsunade yelled as she emphasized each word with a punch.

"Itaiiiii." Naruto mumbled as he lay upside down his eyes swirling with pain.

Tsunade coughed in her hand before turning to the others who sat by eyes closed at the familiarity of what just went on. Same old Naruto, the boy would just never learn.

"Anyway as I was going to say. There is no definite way of us knowing for sure if they are going to hurt us or not. I think we will just have to wait and see for ourselves."

Kakashi looked at her sharply, "But Hokage-sama we do have proof. Reiko herself said that she was a missing-nin from Sand and that Orochimaru was her lord and master. Perhaps it wasn't a lie and she only said that to mislead us."

"Oh Kakashi your so paranoid, Reiko's an idiot she'd say anything just to stir up some trouble so she can have fun. No wonder she bugs you so much!"

"But what happens if it's true. Orochimaru may have another village full of missing nin with extrodinary amounts of chakra that can't even be seen by the sharingan. I still don't think things add up here. I know there's something different about those two, and it's just not normal. The fact that we can't see their chakra is enough for me to be suspicious."

"(sigh) Fine, listen up all of you Team 7 this is your other mission. Watch the two carefully if they show any signs ofhostility or means to kill any of you. I want you to bring them back to Konoha and I will deal with them personally. Along with Jiraiya, there's no way no matter how strong they are that they can beat the two of us."

End Flashback

Kakashi snapped out of it looking to see that the others had joined the two and were going through Reiko's things for something or other. Yes he would just have to trust Tsunade's judgment. He just had to hope that it was the correct one.

"Reiko you can't bring a toaster! There's no plug-in the forest stupid!"

"But Saaaiii-chan toasty will be lonelyyyyyyy."

"TOASTY DOESN'T HAVE FEELINGS REIKO HE'S JUST A STUPID TOASTER! JUST LEAVE HIM BEHIND!" Sai paused as she saw that Reiko once again went into tears, "NO DON'T CRY! OKAY, OKAY HE CAN COME BUT HE'S SLEEPING IN YOUR SLEEPING BAG!"

Once again Reiko went back to normal and then decided to enlighten the group with a random though, "You know Sai-chan we're like DBZ and the little gang. All of us with super power and what not."

"Reiko it's the Z gang."

"Heh heh and we're more like the g-unit."

"Reiko do you even know what that is?"

"Uhh no I though it might be something gross."

"Reiko they're a rap group."

"Well gee, their name's misleading. You'd think it would be something wrong like G-string or G-spot. But it's sill pretty gross"

"…you are disgusting."

"No I'm Reiko!"

Kakashi walked past the two and headed out of the exit, "Come on Reiko! Sai! We're leaving."

Reiko skipped ahead to catch up Sai following behind running slowly. Still digging through her bag Reiko felt something hard hit her leg as the bag swung back and hit it. Now digging in her pocket she took out two walky-talkies.

"Hey Sai-chan you know how I lost those walky-talkies we use for work!" Reiko said looking back at her friend as she was walking smiling happily.

"Yeah, and I also remember how the manager was pissed that his waitress was so irresponsible."

"Oh yeah, anyway I found them."

Sai by this point caught up to where Reiko was and looked at her sharply, "What are you up to now?"

Reiko had an evil grin spread across her face, "It's not what I'm up to. It's what we're going to be up to."

Whispering something into Sai's ear. Sai smiled and nodded her head in agreement and then Reiko ran up far ahead past the others and up to a tree that was very, very far away. Then a voice came through the walkie-talkie and Sai stopped moving the others too in curiosity at what the two could possibly be up to.

"Are you in position Sai-chan!"

"Roger!"

"Okay ….1…2…3…GO!"

(A/N: And this is where this chapter ends. You'll just have to wait and find out from the next chapter to figure out what's going on. Anyway BBYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEE. Oh wait never mind I forgot to mention something, the reason that a whole lot of the last chapter wasn't very long was because I, yes me, missed my best friend and editor. Yup she went away for a week and I was so unmotivated I didn't even write that often. So in result to that I didn't write to much maybe it's the fact that I like to make her edit alot I honestly don't know. I'm sorry I missed so review replies...I'm an idiot. However I will get started on the next chapter soon, but next week that may slow down because I have exams coming up and I really need to get started in studying. Anyway I hope that you enjoyed this chapter.)

Overlord of the Dust Bunnies: They all knew Reiko was trying to be a pest that's why they didn't deny it. Plus that's just Reiko for you, she'd probably play you on it till you gave up. But funny thought though I didn't even think about that! As for the whole Icha Icha series yeah Reiko is sick minded and her mind isn't that pure. She just likes bugging Kakashi, he's soooo easy to tease it's laughable, well at least in this story. I think I leave Kakashi may openings for Reiko to attack on, yup that's me for you I looooove to bug people. Well only people I know or people I'm trying to get rid of. Buuut usually they know I'm just joking around, so I do it. Yay! Your theory can be correct on Reiko's pureness but she really isn't that pure, I mean she killed somebody. How pure can a person be if they do that? Really? I wouldn't make Reiko touch anymore of Reiko's stuff than she had to. Reiko just wanted to destroy her dreams besides Reiko was just going to let Sakura stay with all that pink. If Sakura wants all that pink let her have it! We'll save that prank for later, but you do get to find out what she did to Sasuke...it's fun! Gaara is Daigona's favorite character if I didn't bring him in I think she would've killed me. Well he's kind of mine too but I like Shikamaru more, me and him are more alike. (sigh) It wasn't my original plan to pair up the two either. That was Daigona's idea, as I think I wrote before I can't write romance I have to interupt it or make some joke about it. Daigona has to write that, I'm not a really serious person or romantic...I like to think I'm just me...but then again do I think? I think that, that's a big N-O! There's one more pairing coming in but it's more of a one-sided kind of thing...mainly cause the other person's clueless. Also it's supposed to be a humorous one...a really humorous one, the kind that people don't think actually exist but might. As for how long the story is going to be is around 31 chapters. Then we're going to make a sequel you guys might like it but I can't give you guys any spoilers on it. All you need to know about the next story is, that I think it centers around Sai and Team 7. Oh yeah and a character dies...what character I can't tell you. It's a secret!

to all those who reviewed and I didn't reply to I thank you all but we have to post and I don't have anymore time left. Au Revoir!