Chronicles of Admiral Demon
Chapter 11: Tropical Islands Pt 3
Tali, Ali, Mikoto, and Kasumi were still sitting around the camp fire eating their lunch, waiting for Admiral Demon and Lingqi to come back from their 'sparing'...
Skipper Nick stumbles up the beach, and sprawls out by the fire between Kasumi and Ali he stretches all his limbs, and flops down smiling contently at the evening sky, before he announces his latest accusations.
"y'all know they're fuckin' right?"
Hearing that statement, Ali, Tali, and Mikoto eyes shot up spitting their food out simultaneously from shock. Tali quickly shot up from her seat storming to Nick, grabbing him by the collar shaking him violently.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN?! DID YOU SEE THEM?! WHERE?! WHERE?!"
As Tali continued to shake Nick violently, Kasumi took a camera out of her pack sneaking away from the camp fire.
Nick his silly smile on his face as he gets waved back and forth by the collar.
"nah, but I'm good at reading the peoples, especially one SOO easy to read such as Lingqi. (He smiles big and wide then continues ) besides "sparring" is definitely code for "hey wanna fuck?!" (Nick punctuates with finger curling movements acting as quotations for the word "sparing")
Tali throws Nick down to the ground pulling both sides of her hair getting images of both Demon and Lingqi tangled in mid coitus, Tali let out a scream full of shock, startling Mikoto, Ali, and Nick.
Nick rubs the back of his Neck awkwardly , looks up at Tali from the ground quietly.
"so...I guess you...didn't like that one huh?...I thought y'all had an open relationship, (thinking) "which is fucking stupid, and a lie a playa tells to a co ed freshman girl at college." he stands and pats Tali on the back and smiles warmly down at her.
"wanna go find them and give em a piece of your mind hun?"
Mean While...
Both covered in Bruises, Lingqi shifted in her position on Demon, putting her back to his chest, stretching her arms, and legs out giving a yawn from her nap.
"Wow... we need to spar more Demon, it's a great way to deal with pent up frustration."
Demon wrapped an arm around her body, pressing her breasts against her chest, causing her to blush.
"Good Idea..."
I wouldn't mind sparing again with Lingqi, followed by sex :P
Nck managed to get them all to calm down, and sit in a bit of therapeutic silence, as he just wore a smile at all of them...trying to keep the mood light Nick started to tell stories of some of his jobs going south. (the humorous ones anyway)
Several minutes continued to pass leaving, Tali more anxious to find, Demon and prove Nick was full of how the Humans would say 'Horse Shit.'
"Nick do you know where they went?"
Nick looked at Tali and tilted his head and said quietly "if i knew, i'd happily give you their local, so you can rain down your fiery justice on their mid coitus mass." ^-^
"...w-with your words..."
"not with literal fire..."
More images of Demon and Lingqi filled her mind, causing Tali to shake Nick violently again.
"Shut Up! Shut Up! Shut Up! They're not having Sex! "
"ok! ok! ok!" Nick squints his face in fear of being slapped and trampled by a mob of angry girls
Tali drops Nick and curls up by the fire with her knees to her chest. Nick sits up and watches her sadly
He's breakin' her heart...poor Tali.
Nick scoots closer to Tali and pats her back awkwardly...not sure..how to cheer her up (if he can at all)
Before Nick can say any words of encouragement, Ali saw it as a perfect time for vengeance, pushing Nick out of the way with sympathetic arms around Tali.
"Oh Tali, I think it's kind of sweet of Lingqi, to get a turn with Demon, I mean I come to terms with it. I can just imagine Lingqi's face right now, as she is being dominated... or dominating our Admiral..."
Nick sits up and growls deeply behind Ali "stop it Ali...she doesn't need to hear that shit"
Nick says angrily from behind her, realizing he is being a bit of a hypocrite… But he is trying to make up for it!
Ali leans in whispering to Nick.
"Help me out here and I'll bake you a cake..."
Nick leans near Ali and whispers back "I'm not going to sell my soul for a cake, and this poor girl has a broken heart!" Nick whispers back into her ear far too harshly*
Ali just sighs, giving up...
"Fine party pooper.."
Before any trauma could be done, Kasumi appears before the camp fire, with a smile on her face.
"Hey guys, I found their foot prints in the sand, leading to a cove, I'm going to see if they're there :D..."
Nick looks up at Kasumi, then at Tali, wraps an arm around Tali and says softly "do you want to go? if not it's ok..."
Nick looks back at Kasumi "I'll follow ye in a minute..."
Tali storms at Kasumi, shaking her violently, this time.
"Where, Show me Where?!"
Nick looks up at them from his spot a bit surprised o_o
"well fuck it, lets go!" he jumps up from the spot
"MUTINY!" he screams as Nick runs the wrong way...Kasumi calls after and says "where are you going?! it's that way!" *she points towards the jungle, and Nick runs by again still screaming "MUTINY, MUTINY, MUTINY!"
Mean While...
Demon was buttoning up his shirt, while Lingqi, was pulling up her last boot.
I think, this shore leave, is going to be a fun one...
Lingqi, adjusted her gloves while picking up her cross pike, smiling at Demon, which Demon smiled back. Lingqi, approached Demon offering him a hand, pulling him up from the spot. As Demon was pulled up, Lingqi, said plainly in his ear.
"I won."
Hearing that Demon had a look of shock on his face.
What...
"The Fuck you did, you played dirty!"
Lingqi, bent down picking up her crown of the ground exposing her rear quarters to Demon, causing his eyes to wander, while giving off a devious smile.
"I don't know what you're talking about"
Demon smiles happily at Lingqi as she straightens out, returning his smile with one alike of hers... but their heartwarming moment is interrupted by the screams of…
"MUTINYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!" from the not too far distance and Demons says as he looks around "dafuck?" Nick runs in and points a finger accusingly at them "WHOOOOOOOO-...oh you have clothes on..."
the rest of the 'possie' run up behind Nick panting and gasping for air, Tali waltzes up to where Demon and Lingqi stand and looks only at Demon... Tali studied the bruises, on both of them, believing she was right nothing did occur.
"What the Hell are you screaming about Nick?!" asked Demon.
"...oh nothing hahahaha!" he waves his hand dismissively, and whistles happily as he walks out nonchalantly
Nick whispers out the corner of his mouth to Kasumi" "run" then Nick darts out.
Tali takes a sigh of relief, wiping the sweat off her head with a free hand, as the other one was holding a towel.
"phew, I thought you two were having sex, in here... you were just sparing right."
Demon was about to come clean of what just occurred, but immediately was stopped when Lingqi announced what happened.
"Don't be silly, Tali... Me and Demon were just sparing of friendly competition... I was the victor by the way."
Mikoto hearing sparing, shot up right by Demon.
"If you sparred with her, can you spar with me as well? I mean, we never sparred in private before..."
Ali ran by Demon wrapping an arm around him.
"Don't be silly Mikoto, It's time for relaxation on the beach, none of this fighting nonsense, and we're going to have a cook out today! Right my Admiral?"
Nicks head peaks around the corner of the entrance.
" To hell with that! we know who is gonna win Ali!"
Ali glared at Nick by the entrance.
"I meant a barbeque on the beach DUMB ASS!" Ali shouted startling Demon and the others.
Nick rubbed the back of his neck.
"Oh... I can eat.. and who you callin' dumbass! How the FUCK was I supposed to know what you "meant" ! if ya kept it to yourself!..and IM THE DUMBASS?!"
walks off and spits.
Ali shouted back.
"It was implied NICK! Who can compare to my cooking?!"
Completely ignoring that Nick smirks as he walks to the beach, hands in his pockets, thinking about taking his money to buy another ship...he sure could afford it now...maybe after shore leave, Nick sits on the ramp of the Ravager and takes a swig of his "water" canteen
The crew exits the cove, while Demon radioed in for someone to retrieve the doubloons he found in the cove.
Tali looked at Lingqi, and her attire.
"You know Lingqi, this is a beach, don't you have... you know a swim suit or something?"
Lingqi, looked at her outfit, then at Tali with a Devious smile.
"I got something just as good..."
Lingqi, ripped her skirt off leaving her underwear to be shown, she removed her gloves and boots, then came her arm guards she rolled up her shirt above her abdomen, leaving her to put her arms in to her sleeves, rolling her shirt down to her breasts.
This caused Demon's mouth to shoot open along with the rest.
"Better?"
Nick whistles as he drags a large empty steel drum from the ship, and a large thick paper bag with the words "whiskey soaked wood chips" Nick whistles a heavy, up beat tune as he dumps the chips into the bin and goes into the jungle, leaving a sign on his makeshift barbeque "touch and die"
A few moments later, he is dragging the corpse of a wild pig, which he tosses on the beach, then marches up into the Ravager, going on a raid into Demons "personal kitchen"
Nick comes back with some nice T bone steaks, which he throws on the rack which is placed snugly on top of the steel bin,
Nick lights two matches, and tosses em down into the bin and grins.
I win….
Nick laughs to himself, as he lets his steak smoke inside the makeshift barbeque
Ali approached Nick, still holding her towel.
"Nick, what are you doing?"
"barbeque'n, whatchu doin?" Nick smiles warmly over his shoulder at Ali, venom in his eyes.
Ali looks in the make shift Barbeque,
"you're going to burn the meat that way."
I have a outside grill on the Ravager, we'll cook it the right way.
"I've done this before hun, i got this... Nick pulls the lid off of the bin, showing the perfectly sweating meat, Nick pulls out a jar, pours some of the teriyaki and barbeque mix sauce in the jar (those he also stole from the kitchen) and a splash of whiskey.
Nick takes a cooking brush (from his belt...does he always have one of those on him? O_o?) and dabs it in the jar, then coats the meat "this'll give em a bit of a sweet and spicy kick.."
Nick smiles big at Ali and says "ya see the heat cooks away all the alcohol, leaving you with the sweet oaky taste of the oak barrels the whiskey was sitting in..."
"but alas...i only got the medium, working class whiskey..." grumbles at that, and flips the steaks
Ali leaning over Nick's shoulder looking at, what she wouldn't do in a barbeque...
"Nick that's too much whiskey, and you need a normal grill, or a frying pan to cook it like that... it's going to burn!"
"I'mma make you eat them words Ali...and I'm also gonna make you eat these BEAUTIFUL steaks..and the whiskey as I said before , will burn off and turn into smoke, which at this stage of cooking the meat will absorb the smoke, and give you a tasty Smokey, and sweet flavor...mmm..." Nick says almost in a dreaming state as he flips his steaks, and raise the rack higher, so they get the heat , but not the brunt of the flame
"and then im gonna cook up some pork chops" ^.^
"now run along and prepare your meal...chef" Nick smirks at ali over his shoulder
Ali relented with a sigh, prepping her grill for a barbeque.
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