"Umm…may I ask why there is a child in our class?" asked the class representative.
"Because my lucky item for the day is an Aquarius." answered Midorima.
"Then why is there a golf club next to you?" asked the class representative incredulously.
"That is the boy's lucky item."
The class representative sighed. "You can't j-"
He was cut off by a crying Kuroko. "Onii-chan *sniff* doesn't *sniff* like Kuroko-chan?" asked Kuroko while tears were forming on the corners of his eyes.
The class rep was flustered. "No-no it's not like that."
Kuroko then smiled again. "Then Onii-chan likes Kuroko-chan?"
"It's not like that either."
Kuroko's smile faded and then he began to cry. "Shin-niichan! Shin-niichan! I don't like this Onii-chan! This Onii-chan is being a meanie!"
The whole class glared at the class representative for making Kuroko cry. Midorima sighed. He tookout a bag of vanilla candies from his school bag and gave some of them to Kuroko.
"Here. You can have some vanilla candies if you stop crying."
Kuroko stopped crying immediately and then smiled an angelic smile at Midorima. "Thank you, Shin-niichan."
Everyone in the classroom melted because of the cuteness radiating from the boy. Now they knew that the boy liked vanilla flavored snacks. Their eyes gleamed dangerously. They were all thinking the same thing. I can use vanilla snacks to kidnap- I mean to give to Kuroko as a gift.
Kuroko's eyes sparkled as he watched Midorima's hand move quickly to write.
"Wahh! Shin-niichan is so smart. The other Onii-chans are bakas and ahos."
"Of course they are. They are monkeys." retorted Midorima with a slight blush from the compliment.
In their own classes, Kise, Kagami, Furihata, Fukada, and Kawahara sneezed.
During lunch, Kuroko was bombarded with vanilla snacks from the students who heard about the kawaii six year old in the first year class. Midorima turned around to put his school supplies and when he turned around, Kuroko was missing. All that was left was a note that read, "We will be borrowing Kuroko for a little bit." Midorima ran outside the classroom to find a group of girls carrying Kuroko running away. He immediately chased them. Takao came out of his classroom.
"What's wrong Shin-chan?"
"They took Kuroko." cried Midorima as he pointed to the group of girls.
The two first years chased after the group of girls only to lose them when they ran into a closet.
"Onee-chan, what are we doing?" asked Kuroko.
"We're playing hide-and-seek tag." replied one of the girls quickly.
"You have to make sure that the no body finds you." added another girl.
"Ehh. Kuroko-chan is good at that game."
Kuroko then used his misdirection and disappeared.
"Where did he go?" cried the girl.
Then Midorima and Takao opened the door. "Where is he?"
The girls screamed as they saw the two demons at the doorway of the closet. Finally, they regained their composure and answered, "He just disappeared."
Midorima and Takao ran off to go find the boy who was using his misdirection. Finally they found him under a tree next to a sleeping Kimura.
"Yay! The onii-chans found Kuroko-chan!" said Kuroko.
"What are you doing?" asked Takao gesturing to the sleeping Kimura.
"Oh! This onii-chan over here was sleeping in school so Kuroko-chan drew on his face!"
Midorima and Takao looked at the sleeping Kimurra's face to find graffiti all over his face. He had panda eyes and then scribbled on one cheek was a poop scribble and the other cheek were scribbled with words that read, "I am a big baka." Midorima turned around to cover his laughter and Takao burst out laughing. Finally, the two calmed down to see a smiling Kuroko.
"Can Takao-oniichan give me your phone?"
Takao handed Kuroko his phone. Kuroko pressed several buttons and then took a picture of the sleeping basketball player. Then he sent it to everyone on the Shuutoku basketball team.
The three escaped from their sleeping sempai and then went back to class. It was decided that Kuroko would stay with Takao the rest of the day.
Takao decided that the class was going to be boring so he sent Kuroko on a mission. Kuroko walked up to the teacher.
"Sensei!"
"Hmm, Kuroko-chan?" asked the female teacher.
"Carry me." said Kuroko while holding his arms up.
The teacher obeyed unable to refuse the cuteness.
Kuroko then kissed the teacher on the cheek and said, "I really like Sensei!"
The teacher had a major nosebleed and the rest of class was declared as free period. As for the next couple of classes, the teachers all suffered the same pitiful result.
The three of them went to basketball practice together. Everyone was surprised to see their ace carrying a six year old into the gym. Midorima explained Kuroko's circumstances and they all accepted it, not wanting to question the power of Riko's cooking.
"Oi! Midorima! You can't just bring a kid to basketball practice!" objected Miyaji.
Takao gave him a look to tell him to shut up.
"Miyaji-oniichan *sniff* doesn't like *sniff* Kuroko-chan?" cried Kuroko.
"It's not that I don't like you. It's just against the rules." stammered a nervous Miyaji.
Kuroko began to cry and then hid behind Takao. Suddenly, a group of angry fangirls glared at Miyaji. They were holding posters that had Kuroko's face on them and were wearing T shirts that read "Kuroko-chan for Life 3"
Miyaji cracked under the pressure and then said, "Fine. You can stay."
Kuroko smiled and then hugged Miyaji. Kuroko was too short and only reached his waist making the entire group of fan girls squeal.
Kuroko then got a look at Kimura.
"Ah! You're the Onii-chan I drew on today!"
"Why you little-" began Kimura.
Kimura took a look at Kuroko's innocent eyes and angelic smile and the stopped himself. It might have helped that the fan girls were glaring at Kimura.
"Tch. Whatever." grumbled Kimura.
Kuroko ran back to Midorima and Takao. He saw the captain of Shuutoku, Otsubo. He widened his eyes and then ran to Otsubo. He raised his arms signaling that he wanted to be carried by the ceneter. The center was confused but still carried the six year old. The six year old then began to touch Otsubo's hair much to the shock of everyone in the room.
"Wahh! Otsubo-oniichan's hair is spiky!" said the boy as he continued to touch the center's hair.
Kuroko then smiled at the center and continued to touch his hair. The fan girls all nosebleed at the sight of the overflowing cuteness and then fainted.
The coach then blew the whistle signaling the start of practice and Midorima dtood up to go to the basketball court. Kuroko pushed Midorima back down to the bench and then said, "Shin-niichan is mine." Kuroko then sat in the green haired teenager's lap and pouted.
The whole basketball team melted and fainted and the fan girls fainted once again, leaving Midorima and Kuroko free to escape. The two went and then came to Midorima's house. Midorima's parents greeted him and then Midorima's dad, who knew all of the circumstances, observed.
"It seems that the effects of his coach's cooking will last a month more at most."
Kuroko and Midorima then went to sleep in the green head's room. Kuroko refused to sleep alone, persuading the green head to sleep with him. Finally, Midorima gave up, letting Kuroko cuddle with him in his sleep.
The next day, Aomine and Momoi arrived to pick up Kuroko.