Notes: Sexcanon 6191: Dave has a major virginity kink. He'd fuck a couch cushion if it was innocent enough. Tags: Masturbation and rubbing himself against a couch cushion.

I'm not sure if this really worked completely with the prompt though. Opinions?

Dave laid back on the brand new leather couch Bro bought last weekend. Once again, he was home alone, Bro left about three days ago, no idea where. At least he left money this time. It was times like these Dave wished he could bring a certain brunette over, those dorky glasses and buck toothed grin made his heart melt and he KNEW John was a virgin. How he'd love to be the first to introduce the pale boy to the wonders of anal sex. Stretch him out and lube him up, whispering words of reassurance as John expressed hesitation and nervousness. Don't worry baby, I got you, I'll make you feel fan-fucking-tastic, literally.

That would never happen though, not with John's constant "I'm not a homosexual" dance he did every time anything gay was brought up. Gay marriage "I'm happy for them, but it makes no difference to me; I'm not a homosexual." Jade and her yaoi shipping? "Why do you ship guys together all the time? I don't get the whole gay thing." That prick who dared John to kiss him or forfeit fifty bucks, "I'm not gay, I'm not kissing a dude." That one broke Dave's heart a little.

Still, John never had sex, maybe he could be persuaded, or maybe he was in denial. Maybe he was asexual, that would explain a-fucking-lot. John was as pure as this new fucking couch, Bro wouldn't sit on it or let Dave sit on it at all. Dave still shouldn't be on it, but Bro isn't here so who gives a fuck. He allowed his hands to massage the fine unsoiled leather. He was the first to touch this couch, just like he wanted to be the first to touch John. He took out his dick, half hard from the thought just kissing John. Taking one of the couch cushions, pressing it against his naked member, yeah fucking untouched.

He rutted against the cushion in his hands, think of his unrequited love. John, massaging his hole that is tight as hell. And when he presses against his prostate the guy is shocked and confused that something could feel that could without touching his dick. He begs Dave for more and Dave can work his magic, working him up into a frenzy, swallowing his cock and just when John's on the edge, he pulls away. John would whine and beg him to touch that special spot again, instead Dave would slick himself a gently push in. John would moan at the feeling, never even thought about putting something in his ass before. He'd tell Dave how full he feels suddenly become so shy, because he wants Dave to move, but his excitement's come down enough that he's self-conscious again. He doesn't know how to handle the vulnerability. Dave would fuck him gently though and John would slowly melt underneath him, all because Dave showed him how fucking good it feels.

The blonde came onto the new cushion, both satisfied and annoyed, now he'd have to clean this shit up and pray it doesn't stain. At least he was the first to mark the new couch.

After cleaning up his mess, he retired to his room, John had messaged him with some shitty movie trailer, asking him if he wanted to see it this weekend. Dave knew it wasn't a real date, but at least he could pretend.

Notes: Honestly, this was supposed to be kind of a WTF and funny drabble. I don't know what happened. Also...what am I doing with my life?