Author's Note- Heh heh... Hi there... It's been a week since the last chapter, but I had absolutely no time to write at all. I'm sorry. On another note, I think I'll update weekly now, and I'll try to not make it suck, okay? This chapter is really short, but I'm posting two at the same time. We good? Okay.
Disclaimer- I think you get it by now.
Prussia threw his head back and groaned. He was listening to France go on and on about his economy and trade routes and whatever else Prussia didn't care to listen to.
"Hey, you need to pay attention." France crossed his arms.
"But whooooooo caaarrreeessss?" Prussia dragged out the words, making it sound like he was in pain.
"Hey, this was your idea." France scoffed. "If you're going to the meeting as me, then I don't need you signing something with anyone to screw my whole country!"
Prussia sighed. Even West didn't make him do so much work.
"Fiiiiinnnneeeeee," Prussia gave his attention to France for all of seven seconds before interrupting him with "Who wants lunch?"
Spain looked over from his conversation with Italy. "It's only eleven in the morning."
"Yeah, so? I'm hungry."
"Prussia-san, you can't blow off all of your work this time. France has a lot of responsibilities, as do all of us. If you would just be patient and try to pull through, that would be helpful to us all."
"All right." Prussia sighed. "Wait, did you say it was eleven?"
"Si, why?"
Shiiiiiiit. Prussia breathed in sharply. "Ummm..."
"Hm? What's wrong~?" Italy looked over to him.
"West is going to strangle me..." He mumbled under his breath. Or Japan, rather.
"Since Japan doesn't really have to do anything here, I think he'd better head back to my house. I wasn't really supposed to do anything last night, but I sneaked out of the house anyway. West didn't know about it until, well, when he woke up, I guess. And since it's eleven, he's probably already gone through his morning training or whatever he calls it."
"So you ignored everything Germany told you and went drinking with us anyway?" France sounded like an adult talking to a child when the child disobeyed the adult.
"Yeah, pretty much."
Japan's headache was coming back.
"Japan, I think you better go back home before West comes to find you himself."
Japan sighed. Why can't Prussia be respectful and listen to others?
"Alright, then." Japan stood up. "I guess I'll be on my way."
And so Japan left for 'his' house, trying to prepare himself for a very pissed off German that was probably waiting for him.
The four countries in Spain's living didn't know what to do.
"Ve~ To be honest, I don't think I can remember all of that, Spain~"
"Yeah, I think I can say the same, Ita."
"I didn't even get Japan to tell me anything! What do I do?"
"Just be quiet and don't act perverted."
"Perverted? What do you mean? Ohonhonhon~"
"Ve~ No, stop! It sounds weird when Japan laughs like that!"
"Oh, great, now you're scaring Ita~"
"No, Germany taught me how to be strong~ I'm not scared~" France was still laughing. "Okay~ Now I'm scared! Spain! Make him stop~!"
Prussia elbowed France's stomach and he stopped.
"Okay, this is getting us nowhere." France said as he clutched his stomach in pain.
"Si, I agree. Should we just go back to our normal business, then?"
"Ja, its not like we ever actually get anything done at a meeting, anyway. West gets pissed at everyone, mainly me, and calls a break. Once the meeting is called back to order, everyone just starts talking and we don't actually need to talk about anything regarding our country, anyway."
The three nodded their heads in agreement.
"So for now," France spoke up, "I guess we should act like whoever's body we're in, oui?"
"Si~ That's smart! But do I really have to stay here and be all alone~?"
"No, I think it would be okay if we went back to your house together, right?"
"Yay~ I still get to hang around with Fratello, ve~"
"Si, just call him Roma, okay?"
"Alright, that settles it, I guess." Prussia stood up. "Well, at least I don't have to deal with West~ Kesesesese~"
And so, the countries set off. Prussia to France's house, France to Japan's house, and Italy and Spain to Italy's house.
Japan, however, was at the door of Mr. Germany's house. Either that or certain death.
