A/N: Hello all! I've written two chapters in one day! Woot! Lol I hope you all enjoy. Please excuse any mistakes I don't have a Beta at the moment. And I write on such a whim I don't know if any Beta would want me lol. I don't own anything. Except all the harsh words. My mind is horrible. Lol READ ON!

"My god man. You're such a brat. Bella leaves you alone for a minute and you throw a hissy fit." Jasper exhaled. "And now my brother is in on my sex life with his sister."

"Yo, one, I already knew. Actually the whole family knew. Well except Bella but she's not technically part of the fam yet." Bella 'hmphed' and started pouting, her arms folded over her chest childishly grumbling to herself.

"See if I ever help you again, stupid. Who wants to be a part of your dumb totally elite vampire awesomeness family? Jerk." Emmett rolled his eyes at her.

"And two she's your sister too, bro." Emmett started laughing and so did Bella almost tumbling over clutching her sides and dangerously rocking in her chair. Well it was still considered dangerous until she made impact. Then the danger had passed rendering it undangerous.

"Oh come on! You guys have stupid inhuman vampire speed! Neither one of you could catch me?!" Jasper and Emmett began laughing hysterically. The image of Bella back on the floor feet in the air as if she was sitting in a chair in a parallel universe clutching at the legs of the chair. Very Alice in Wonderland. Jasper thought. Alice. No! She…she…

"REVENGE!" Bella shouted. Jasper looked at her like she was insane. Why did she know what I was thinking? What I was about to say? How? Bella poked him and gave him a look that screamed 'IDIOT!'

"Uhhh, dude?" Emmett said slowly.

"What?" Jasper asked.

"You were talking out loud." Emmett tried to stifle his laughter but failing miserably. I think I'm losing it.

"Yes you are dear." Bella stated.

"Dear?" Emmett questioned.

"She's attempting to be motherly you moron." Jasper sighed.

"You have no right to call me a moron mister 'I talk to myself.' I honestly thought the one to start talking to the little voices in their head would be Edward."

"Hey! Don't insult my big hunk of burnin' man!" Bella commanded.

"She used to be so quiet." Both Jasper and Emmett sighed sadly.



"Both of you shut up if you ever want me to help either one of you ever again! Inconsiderate men! Gosh. I miss Edward." Bella pouted.

"That's funny coming from someone who just pissed Edward off like no other and left him dazed and fuming in the living room standing shocked in front of a television playing 'I Love Lucy' re-runs after you asked me if I wanted to 'get down and dirty' if I recall correctly." Jasper stated.

"Shove it!" Bella yelled and stomped out of the Diner. She started running the crazy distance back to the Cullen residence. By the time she arrived both Emmett and Jasper were back and looking really "worried" sitting together inches from the screen yelling "No! YOU WON'T WIN! I SHALL PREVAIL!" almost completely synchronized while playing a video game. I stepped inside sweating like a cat in a dog kennel. I stripped to my "under garments" as Edward refers to them, right there in the doorway. I was so damn hot I just couldn't keep them on.

Just as my legs gave out and I thought I would collapse on the couch but I had fallen into someone's lap. I really didn't care who it was.

"Umm, Isabella?" The person cleared his throat. "Could you at least quit wiggling so much? Please? It's…" He cleared his throat again.

"Oh God!" Bella shot up and stumbled back into his lap. "Carlisle I'm so sorry! Oh my god! Oh jeez! I'm so sorry." Jasper and Emmett were laughing hysterically. "Shut up this wouldn't have happened if you two hadn't been such asses!" Edward chose to come down the stairs at that moment.

"What is going…" His eyes drifted over to where Bella and Carlisle were. "Bella?" Edward cleared his throat. "Carlisle?" Bella was still in Carlisle's lap with his arms on her hips keeping her steady her body swaying some making him uncomfortable when she was so adamantly yelling at Jasper and Emmett. And she was still covered in a sheen of sweat wearing nothing but some pale pink lacey underwear and matching bra Alice had bought her.

"Oh Edward. This isn't…" Bella trailed off and collapsed from exhaustion, her head falling in Carlisle's lap. He placed his hand on her forehead.

"Listen son. Emmett and Jasper, the two ingrates over there, left her. She ran all the way back here from the Diner. She stripped the minute she walked in. Her body temperature was too high it was her first instinct to dissipate the heat. Then she passed out, coincidentally here, on me. Now that you know the series of events, she's starting to run a fever and you have your lovely brothers to thank for it." Edward's glare was worse than any of them have ever witnessed. It was as if ice shards were being shot at Emmett and Jasper from his beautifully onyx eyes.

He scooped up Bella and carried her upstairs but not before saying, "You know how you guys are dead?" They nodded too frightened to speak. "Being dead is going to seem like a heaven paradise compared to what is going to happen to you when she is better and we can both punish you appropriately. We'll send you to the fiery pits of Hell and back uncountable times. You will never be able to relax as long as we both live. You shall always be watching behind you never knowing when." Then he whisper-yelled as if it 

was a secret, "And I live for eternity boys and so will she. Don't underestimate the wrath of a woman. You two should know that better than anyone." Edward smirked devilishly.

"You're so screwed." Bella mumbled. She was even making threats when she was barely conscious. Then she went limp in Edward's arms. He smiled softly at her and took her upstairs. He placed her in his…their bed and kissed her lightly.

"Get well my Bella."

A/N: Okay I hoped you liked it. I wrote it fast. Please review. It would be much appreciated. Thank you and I will probably write another chapter tomorrow or in the next few days. - I hope you all weren't too disappointed. And my hand is screwed up so I hope you all appreciate my effort of fighting through my pain! tears - anyway. REVIEW!