Chapter 13
Hardly Harlequin
Nothing was now left of Fido except some bones and fur, and Rotten Sam and Sandy
had completed and filled several more compartments in the quilt. Now, it was big enough to
throw over the corner of one of the tables, but Sam and Sandy had imagined that they wanted
to create an even longer, wider quilt. In some places, the hideous thing was spotted or striped
with colorful patterns from Susie Pincushion's gown, and in other sporadic squares, the
material was that of Fido's fur. To one of the ends was fastened the French Doll's pretty little
lacey blue gown. Sandy had done this instead of ripping the gown to shreds because she
thought the dress too beautiful to do so.
Sam reached into their bag before filling the most recent pocket and exclaimed, "Oh,
dear! Sandy, I don't think we have much more left to work with, and I know we have yet to
ensnare everyone!". Sandy put her hands to her face, appearing shocked. "What is left in the
bag?" she asked. "Well, so far, I can only find the feet of the Penny Dolls, an arm from the
French Doll and then there are a few bones and teeth from Fido." he sighed, half disappointed.
Sandy appeared to be thinking and was counting numbers on her non-existent fingers, saying
"Well, we've gone after one… two… three… four… five… six… seven… eight… I think we've gone
after eight of our dear friends. That leaves-" "One toy and two humans." interrupted Sam,
cheering up.
"Oh, really?! Is that so?! Yay!" Sandy bubbled and giggled, rocking back and forth and
clapping her hands. This time, Sam had not needed to tell her that they should get back to
work, since she immediately got up to follow him out the door. This time, though, there might
be some trouble in their way, as the Gruelles were pulling up into the drive with their Ford. Sam
and Sandy stopped short and crashed to the ground so as to avoid any suspicion. They had
fallen onto their backs and had a good view of the window into the attic, where they spotted a
painted on face much like theirs, except this face was meant to be sunny and happy when the
wearer was not in the state they were now. The Harlequin watched and wondered in fear as
Sam and Sandy stared right back up at her.
As soon as the Gruelles had been in the house for some time, Sam and Sandy wearily
kept an eye on as many windows as they could as they rose to their feet and began their trek
into the house. On reaching the back wall, Sandy grabbed Sam by the collar and gestured to an
open window that she had found with it's curtains softly blowing in the breeze. "Lets try going
in through there," she whispered, "So theres less chances of them noticing us.". Nodding, Sam
carefully picked up Sandy and sat her on his shoulders so that she would be able to climb up to
the sill first and then pull him up. The Harlequin panicked on seeing the two clambering into the
house through a window. Where was she to hide, now? Now that the Gruelles were home, she
was trapped up there in the attic with no place to run unless she stopped caring about scaring
the Gruelles. However, she hated to frighten people the most and so chose to try locking
herself inside an old chest.
"I just can't believe she's gone…" sobbed Marcella's mother over the phone to her
mother in the hallway as Sam and Sandy quietly crept inside. Sandy tumbled to the floor from
the sill after Sam had already alighted and accidentally rolled over onto a creaking board.
"Shh!" Sam put a finger to his lips and looked at her with discipline, "You'll have to be more
careful than that, Sandy! Remember, we're not alone anymore.". Luckily, the noise attracted no
attention, as the house was a bit of an older one and had always made it's own noises. Sam and
Sandy both froze, at a red light, behind the couch when Mrs. Gruelle was heard hanging up the
phone and calling to Mr. Gruelle, asking what he would want for dinner.
"Whatever you choose to cook would be good, honey!" Mr. Gruelle's voice floated
down from his at-home office. Along with it came the sound of the type-writer, no doubt
audibly marking out the words on paper of Raggedy Ann and Raggedy Andy's latest adventure
in loving memory of Marcella, who so dearly adored those stories. Sam went on ahead after
Mrs. Gruelle had passed the room, very nearly dragging Sandy along behind him by the arm.
Before leaving the room, however, Sam and Sandy double checked to see that Mr. and Mrs.
Gruelle were still both out of sight before approaching the stool beside the telephone. "Say,
Sam! I have a grand old idea! Whaddaya say you and I make a call up to the attic?" Sandy
grinned from ear to ear.
"Lovely idea, Sandy!" Sam replied as he helped her up to the phone. When both of them
were up on the stool, they reached out and leapt for the phone, knocking it down onto the soft
cushion where they stood. Sitting snugly together, Sandy at the earpiece and Sam at the mouth
piece, they concentrated. Some unseen force began whirling the dial on the hook round and
round, stopping after it had punched in three six's. After that, the phone began to ring into
their ears and also up in the attic where there was no phone. In a short time, they heard the
Harlequin's weak little "H-Hello?" and the two of them snickered to themselves.
In his deepest, raspiest, most chilling voice, Sam leaned in towards the mouth piece and
whispered, "Nostrum pilae serotina absolvo. We are coming for you." and the two of them only
just managed to put the phone back on the receiver before breaking out into hysterics and
trying to stifle themselves before anyone could hear. "Alright, she's probably so scared, she
can't move! Lets get going!" Sam sneered as he helped Sandy down from the stool and they
were once again on their way up to the attic. They stealthily snuck around the house, avoiding
any attention, until they were in the attic.
The Harlequin was so upset by the call that she was chattering and fumbling to try to get
out of the chest and save herself. This made a great rattling noise, attracting Sam and Sandy
directly to the chest. Slowly and carefully, they lifted the chest to take it with them, as neither
of them had any interest in killing their victim right then and there. They wanted to play a little
first, and both of them knew this without having to let the other know. Luckily for them, Mrs.
Gruelle had realized that she was missing a few ingredients for the dinner and left the house
with Mr. Gruelle to go grocery shopping.
Feeling movement, Harlequin curled up in a corner of the chest and kept herself from
making another peep, hoping they would think she was dead from suffocation and leave her
alone. Unbeknownst to her, Sam and Sandy were much more intelligent than that and had
decided to take the chest to the kitchen where they could find and pick up a small meat
grinder. But then, Sandy suggested a slight change of plans. "Sam," she spoke, "Don't you think
using the microwave might be more fun? We could clean up our mess and everything and be
done before they even get back home.". Sam thought for a moment before saying, "Yes, I
believe you're right, Sandy. It would be more fun to play with the microwave instead." As they
set the chest down on the floor of the kitchen.
Sam then clambered up onto a chair and stretched out his arms towards Sandy who was
about to toss the chest to him. He caught it and placed it above his head on the nearest table,
which happened to be the table that held the microwave. The Harlequin felt the motion and
could no longer keep herself from shouting and crying hysterically or kicking at the walls of the
chest. Sandy joined Sam on top of the table and taking each handle in their hands, hefted the
chest into the microwave. They zealously closed the door, set the time and clapped along with
one another, singing "Pop Goes The Weasel" as loud as they could. A minute into their song,
they heard a loud pop! and looked inside the machine to see a frightening, gruesome mess of
wood, blood, guts and organs strewn about the microwave's interior.
"Awww! That didn't even last long enough!" pouted Sandy as Sam reached in to start
scrubbing off some of the muck and to drag out what was left of the Harlequin. When
everything was shining and clean aside from the pile Sam and Sandy were now carrying in their
arms, the two happily skipped off with their prize, all smiles, back to their shed.
