A/N: Hello Readers! I'm still updating! I'm finally on winter vacation so here you go- a Christmas gift from me to you! Enjoy!
"I can't Tamaki," Kyoya said firmly through his cell phone.
"But why not?" the blond whined from the side of the receiver.
Kyoya sighed and rubbed his temples, "Because I'm babysitting Toshi for Fyummi."
"So? Bring him with you!"
"Tamaki, I don't think taking Toshi to a cookie-"
"Cookie!" the two year old exclaimed.
Kyoya could feel Tamaki's smile widen, "I guess it's settled then!"
The shadow king glared at his outrageous best friend.
"Oh, don't look like that mon ami! Smile, we are surrounded by chocolaty chip goodness!" the blond exclaimed waving the sample cookie.
"Cookie! Cookie!" Toshi said trying to struggle free from Kyoya's grasp.
"Sit still Toshi, my arms are getting tired just holding you." Kyoya scolded his nephew.
Tamaki handed a cookie to the two year old. Who devoured it, in no time at all, "Be careful now baby, you don't want to get Mommy mad!" the blond teased.
"Don't teach him that! He'll start calling me Mommy instead of Fyummi!"
Completely ignoring his best friend, Tamaki continued, "Isn't this great? Mommy, Daddy and Baby spending the day together at a funtastic convention!"
Kyoya rolled his eyes as he put down his nephew, "Personally I believe that it is a complete waste of time wandering aimlessly at some commoner's convention."
"It's better than that broccoli convention you suggested," Tamaki retorted back, "Why would they invented such a thing anyway? Nobody even likes broccoli!"
"For your information, it was a health food convention. For organic food and medications products. I asked you if you wanted to accompany me for business purposes!"
"Yes, because sampling broccoli while surrounded by other disgustingly healthy foods is so much fun."
"I didn't ask you to go for fun!"
"Then why did you ask me to go? To make me suffer?"
"Broccoli does not onset suffering; it is the cure to tooth-rotting, health-deaerating, artificially flavoured junk by which suffering is induced!"
"The only thing that made sense in that sentence is broccoli and suffering!"
"You're an idiot!"
And as the two continued with their argument, a huge cookie; the size of a grown man caught little Toshi's eye. Eager, to catch the cookie and have a bite, the little one remove his hand from Kyoya's and slip away into the crowd.
"This is ridiculous, I don't have time to stand around and argue with you. I have to take Toshi home, Fyummi will be waiting." Kyoya said as he regained his composure.
Tamaki sighed, "You're right he must be hungry by now," the blond smiled as an idea sprouted in his mind, "Oh! You can have dinner at my place I'll call Fyummi to join us!"
Kyoya sighed, he really didn't have the patience to argue with Tamaki anymore, "Very well. Come now Toshi," Kyoya said grasping nothing but the air. The shadow king whipped around his eyes darting back and forth in search for his nephew.
How did I not notice him slip away?
"Kyoya, he's nowhere in sight!" Tamaki said as he too began looking around for the little boy.
"Well we have to find him Tamaki!" Kyoya said desperately.
"Look, this place is filled with nothing but cookies, he has to be somewhere close."
Let just hope so…
Toshi followed the giant cookie. It wasn't every day that he saw one that size. In fact he never did see a cookie with legs and arms before but what did it matter if it tasted good?
The little boy jumped on the cookie and managed to grab onto its leg .
"Ouch! What the- Hey kid watch it I dropped my hard earned coffee!" The man in the cookie suit said.
"Cookie! More, more cookie!" Was all the two year old could say.
The man in the suit tried to escape but Toshi kept hold of the man's leg being dragged along as the guy in the suit tried to get back to his booth.
"This is going to be another long day," The man in the suit sighed to himself.
The two hosts met back at the same booth where they lost Toshi.
"I didn't see him anywhere and no one in the right wing has seen him." Tamaki said after catching his breath.
"I couldn't find him either…" the dark haired boy said softly.
"He couldn't have gotten far he's just this tiny thing."
"But that's the thing!" Kyoya exclaimed desperately, "He's such a small little boy! Anything could have happened! He's already lost, what if he's hungry or hurt or has been kidnapped by some thugs who plan to make a quick dollar off him? What if we never see him again?!"
The shadow king grabbed Tamaki's collar and began shake him back and forth, "We have to find him! We have to! His life depends on it!"
"Are you scared because we lost him or how mad Fyummi's going to be when she finds out?"
"A little bit of both."
The man in suit sighed as he tried to pry the little boy off him, "Come on kid I gotta get back I'll give you a box of free cookies!"
But Toshi was not convinced; he grabbed onto the cookies' leg even harder.
"Okay kid have it the hard way," The man said as he forcefully pushed the kid off who fell back with a thump.
Kyoya turned around at the sound, "Toshi! There you are!" he let go of Tamaki's collar, rushed over and hugged his nephew, "I was so worried! Thank goodness you're alright! Don't ever do that again!"
Toshi struggled to free himself from his uncle's grasp, "Cookie!"
Tamaki handed a fairly large chocolate chip cookie to Kyoya who gave it to the boy, "Here you go, a nice big cookie."
"NO!" the little boy yelled throwing the cookie (which hit Tamaki in the face).
"Toshi we do not throw things understand."
But the little boy didn't understand. All he wanted was the giant cookie, was that too much to ask?
The restless boy freed himself from Kyoya and took a large bite of the giant cookie man.
"OUCH!"
The two hosts pried the baby from the cookie.
The man looked at his suit, "Aww man, this is a rental!"
"My apologies sir, this should cover the damage done to your suit," Kyoya said handing a cheque to the man who huffed angrily and walked away.
Toshi began to cry, "Cookie!"
Kyoya could already feel a migraine coming on.
Where am I supposed to find a giant cookie?
The two hosts sighed in relief as Toshi happily chomped on a man-sized cookie. It is a cookie convention after all, there was bound to be a giant cookie somewhere.
"This is the last time I will ever step foot into a cookie convention," Kyoya said brushing the crumbs off his lap.
Tamaki turned to lecture his best friend, "You know, none of this would have happened if we went to the broccoli convention instead."
A/N: Well there you have it, I think Kyoya a little OOC but then again this is his nephew we're talking about, I imagine it would bring out Kyoya's motherly side. Leave a review and let me know what you think about the stories so far and if you have any suggestions for the future! Oh and just as a side note: my baby cousin is obsessed with cookies he eats them as breakfast, lunch and dinner! No coincidence there! ;)
