HEY SORRY FOR THE LONG CRAPLOAD OF AN INSANLY LONG WAIT D:! major writer's block and I've been working on another story that I've been thinking about for a few months... I wrote this chapter then looked at it like 'ergh...' then the writer's block hit...and I haven't posted it x_x so once again sorry sorry sorry! X_X

YAY! CHAPTER...UMM... =w=; not again... eh …. ya know what? Screw it. You all know what chapter! Lolz anyways thank you eclipsetheawesome for submitting your OC, Pyro! :D

Okay so mall chapter begins now! Yaayz! maallll! hey wait... disclaimer! Hidan!

Hidan: Do I have to?

Me: YUSH. NAO DO EET OR DO I HAVE TO REMIND YOU OF THE PURSE?

Hidan: OH JASHIN NO! Fine... (why me? Screw my life!) * sigh * Tigera Lilyfrost / this crazy psycho who is always torturing me does NOT OWN ME OR ANYONE IN NARUTO OR THE AKATSUKI SO WHY THE HECK AM I BEING PUSHED AROUND BY HER?

Me: Hidan, I may not own you, but I can control you with THIS! * opens purse * BEHOLD!

Hidan: * hisses and runs into corner * IT BUUURRNNNSSSS! MYY EEEYYYEEESS!

ME: What is so hideous that is inside my purse? YOU SHALL ENEVR KNOW! MUAHAHAHAA! Now um.. back to the story :D !

"Kakuzu. Kakuzu. Kakuzu. Kakuzu. Kakuzu. KAKUZU. KUZU. KUUUUUUUUZZZUUUUUUUUUU-" Okami's last long word was interrupted by Kakuzu clamping his hand on her mouth.

"WHAT!" he hissed out before taking his hand off of her mouth.

She smiled and said, "Hi!" and he just glared at her, with his creepy old man eyes.

He sighed and went back to counting his money he had to bring with him.

Okami pouted. She looked over at Deidara.

She slid over to where he was in the car and hugged him. "Hi Deidara!" she said smiling at him.

He smiled back. "Hi Okami, un." he said before kissing her on the cheek.

She gave him a kiss back then snuggled against him.

An idea popped into her head and she grinned. "Hey, Ketsueki. C'mere!" Ketsueki looked up curiously. She called over Hidan too.

Then she got out her phone and opened it, showing her most recent picture she took. She showed it to both of them and snickered at their shocked faces.

They were both blushing like crazy. Ketsueki gave a nervous chuckle. "I actually don't even remember that!" and Hidan smirked. "So you do like me huh?" Ketsueki giggled. "Yeah I do!"

Hidan leaned forward and kissed her, surprising everyone.

Okami giggled, "Pairing success!"

Kimi clamped her hands together and put them on the side of her titled head. "Kyaaa! I wish that could happen to me!" she looked over to Sasori and slowly started scooting closer to where he was sitting, with a mischiviously devious look on her fangirl-like, love-stricken face.

Konan just glanced at Pain in the corner of her eye and blushed very lightly. The blush was almost invisible though.

Okami noticed Pain do the same, but he only caught her eye for a split second before they both quickly looked away.

Oh yeah! another pairing...kukuku... Okami thought, trying to hatch up a plan.

Taka was drinking some tea they had gotten at the gas station and nearly choked when she saw some ugly looking fat lady run up to them in a princess dress.

"Ah! Guys!" Taka yelled and pointed to her. She was chasing after their van.

Okami looked up before Kitsune 'eewd'

She looked like she was either pregnant or had a beer belly and in her 40's and she was running up to them. She also had a very bad case of a girlstache! Or more like a she-beard...

Pain noticed her and used his gravity abilities to stop the van.

The woman came up to the rolled down windows. But when they saw her face and heard her voice, they realized it wasn't a she. Nope it was a 40 year old man who was super fat with a huge beer belly and wearing a princess dress. Ew crossdresser!

"Hey girlth, wanna party!" he said with a lisp. Then before anyone could say anything, he took Taka's tea and sniffed it. Everyone was freaked out and disgusted when he slowly licked the top of the can.

"HOLY CRAP STEP ON IT PAIN!" Kimi screamed in Pain's ear. Kitsune shrieked and sprayed the guy in the face with her spray bottle as much as she could before they sped off.

"Okay guys...that was …..-" before Okami could finish Ketsueki cut in "FREAKEN WEIRD MAN WHAT THE HECK! A FAT PRINCESS CROSSDRESSER WITH A GAYSTACHE JEEZ IVE FREAKEN SEEN EVERYTHING NOW!"

Okami nodded. "Yeah, pretty much my words exactly!"

Timeskip

It had been twenty long minutes and Hidan's crazy driving before they finally got to the mall.

Yeah, Pain decided to finally give in to Hidan's whining and for some reason let him drive. Of course he'll never make that dumb, foolish mistake again.

Okami and Kitsune jumped out of the van and layed on the ground.

"Land sweet land!" they both said, trying to hug the ground. Okami kissed it. "Tastes, earthy... or gravely..." Kimi dizzily swiveled out of the van. She quickly stumbled over to the nearest tree and hurled.

Sasori came out the same, still not used to being human, and also hurled at the same tree.

Take came out with her head throbbing. "Ugh.. darn you Hidan..." Neko had fainted from dizzyness and was carried out by Zetsu, and Ketsueki jumped out with her fist pumped in the air. "That was awesome! Let's go again!" everyone yelled, "NO!" at the exact same time.

Her and Hidan both pouted. "You guys are no fun!" she grumbled while grabbing her purse.

Neko slowly woke up. "What.. the.. HECK WAS THAT! WHAT THE FREAKEN HECK WHY HIDAN YOU DUMB STUPID PIECE OF CRAP I MEAN REALLY, DRIVING OFF OF A BRIDGE TO GET ONTO THE OTHER HIGHWAY YOU STUPIDLY JUST HAPPENED TO MISS! SCREW YOU!" everyone was shocked at what the normally shy girl just screamed.

Apparently, Hidan's driving woke up her 'other side'. She stomped over to the van, opened the door, and started slapping the crap out of Hidan who was just as surprised.

"HEY WITCH STOP SLAPPING MY BOYFRIEND!" Ketsueki yelled as she jumped in and started pulling Neko's hair.

Okami screamed, "RAWR STOP FIGHTING!" before jumping in. Deidara growled and jumped in too.

Random by-passers outside of the mall were just staring at this fight. They all shrugged and went back to walking by.

Zetsu had had enough and tried to stop the fight. Everyone was so caught up with the fighting that they didn't notice the silver-haired ninja in the trench coat walking in the crowed a bypassers. He smirked and threw a liquid at the fighting bunch and did a quick hand-sign before disappearing.

There was a loud 'POOF' and then some loud, angry, yowling.

Neko and Ketsueki had been turned into kittens! Neko was a siamese and Ketsueki was a red kitten with silver stripes.

Okami sighed. "Not again!" she picked the two up by the scruff and gave Ketsueki to Hidan and Neko to Zetsu.

"Okay well lets find some kool aid." They all walked into the mall. Before that they all did transformation jutsus of course. Zetsu was freakishly white and Kisame was still freakishly tall though.

Okami bought some kool aid and took the two kittens to the bathroom and poured it on them. One problem. They poofed in only under clothes!

"Darnet... I need to buy you new clothes now." Okami sighed and met the rest of the group and sent Kimi to watch the two.

As they were shopping they saw a girl that was different from the crowd.

She looked about 19-ish. Her hair was a purpley-blue color and her bangs were black. The style was two spiky pigtails with her bangs covering her right eye.

Her outfit was different too, with a high-collar, long-sleeve blue coat with black straps on it. It was closed and had black shoulder details. She had ninja pants on too. And she was sipping a can of Red Bull.

Okami figured she knew a cool place to get clothes at and ran up to her. "Hi! Hey nice outfit!" the girl looked at Okami and smiled "Hey thanks. What's your name? Mines Pyro." she said before taking another sip.

"I'm Okami!" she said smiling. Pyro looked over at the Akatsuki. "Hey, who are those guys? They look oddly familier. Okami thought for a moment before telling Pyro to wait. She came back a second later with Deidara. "Dei, show her." he made his hand go 'bleah' which made Pyro gasp. "Wait... these are the Akatsuki from Naruto?" Okami nodded. "Yup."

Taka came over there. "Hey Okami, I hear you found a new girl!" Okami nodded "Yup! Her name's Pyro." she said and gestured over to Pyro who waved.

Taka smiled "Hey! I'm Taka!"

Okami looked at her dirty jeans and shirt. "Hmm... I may need a new wardrobe change too.." she looked at the Akatsuki and realized they just had some cheap clothes they stole from a clothing store, which she had to pay for later.

"Eh, on second though let's all change our looks. Kakuzu!" Kakuzu walked over there. "Yes?" Okami dug around in her purse before pulling out a thousand dollars. Kakuzu's eyes lit up. "I need you to hold this money for me while I pick out outfits. Don't let anyone take it from you. Got it?" Kakuzu nodded.

"Okay guys let's find you some new clothes. And yeah I guess a new rosary for a certain Jashinist IF he behaves. " that caught Hidan's attention which made her smirk. Yes! Now I know how to control him... muahahaha!

She went to the nearest clothing store she could find and bought them all black graphic tee's. Black because it symbolized the color of their cloaks. Like the group.

Hidan's had a bloody reaper scythe, Itachi's had red wolf eyes, Pain's had a skull on the left side of the chest, she just let Kakuzu pick out any outfit. (which was the cheapest one he could find XP)

Kisame had shark jaws on his, Tobi got a black hoody with a stiched rabbit doll design on the bottom (he insisted on the rabbit doll design.), Zetsu got a shirt that said in red 'Cannibal' on the front,Sasori got one with a puppet on it, and Konan had on a black tanktop that had a dark blue rose on it with a dark blue plaid miniskirt and fishnet leggings.

Then there was Deidara. She looked at him. "Hmmm... I'd say you should wear... Aha! This!" it was a black shirt with a bomb explosion on the front.

She smiled. "Perfect! Now go get those clothes on guys the dressing rooms are over there! Oh and pants!" she handed them each jeans, black pants, and khaki pants. "Now try these on while I pick out an outfit!"

She was looking around. Then she saw her perfect outfit. It was a plaid dark pink miniskirt (Not too short like 4 inches above the knee) and a black hello kitty shirt. (Yeah old outfit I used to wear X3)

She squeed "Perfect!" she said before picking them out. She decided they all needed accessories so she picked them out. She picked for herself, black cat ears with gold bells on the bottom with black bows on them, black fishnet hand lace things, black boots, and long pink and black striped leggings.

She went and put her outfit on. She also picked out a black glove for her right hand that had the fingers exposed. (Yeah I pretty much have everything here irl... o_o; but I outgrew the skirt the shirt and the socks X3

Okami looked at them. "Hmm... well it fits your Akatsuki demeanor a bit. Okay! We got you guys dressed and me dressed and what else...Oh!" Okami snapped her fingers "Neko and Ketsueki!"

She picked out a red plaid miniskirt and a black shirt that said 'Blood' on it in red for Ketsueki. She also got her a purple and black checkered bracelet. She also got her a black and purple checkered headband with a black bow on it and a silver bat necklace to go with it.

"Okay got her done now for Nekooo... hmm... she doesn't seem like the 'black' type... let's go to Macy's." All of the Akatsuki looked at her. "Macy's?" Tobi asked curiously.

Okami nodded. "Yup! Let's go!" she said and ran off after Kakuzu paid the guy at the counter.

They were walking down the mall and met up with Pyro again. "Hey Pyro!" Pyro smiled. "Hey Okami!" she was buying another can of Red Bull.

"Hey wanna come with us on our mall trip? Or do you have somewhere to go?" Pyro shook her head. "Nope, I can come with you guys!" Okami cheered. "Yay!"

They were there at Macy's and the only way to get to the clothes there was to go through the, DUN DUN DUUN – Perfume department!

Okami glared at the people spraying perfume at random bypassers before turning to the Akatsuki. "Okay guys. We gotta make it through here to get to the clothes. Ready? Go!"

They were running and it almost seemed in slow motion as random hands were spraying perfume at them. Before they knew it they were hacking and coughing and left the area panting for fresh air.

She picked out a green tunic for Neko that had a chibi wite cat face on it. She got her some jeans and more black cat ears to replace the ones she lost and a little silver chain bracelet with a silver heart on it.

"Okay guys. We're set... Ugh more perfume." Hidan growled. "Leave this to me!" Okami started to say, "No! Hidan!" but it was too late, and he punched every person that tried the spray perfume at them.

Kitsune facepalmed "Jeez Hidan... you just HAD to make a scene!" she ran over and pinched Hidan. "WHY DO YOU GIRLS ALWAYS ABUSE ME!" Hidan yelled, which finally brought the guard.

"Excuse me, but you punks gotta leave!" he had a buzz-cut hair style, sunglasses, and a huge glorious looking mustache. I mean, it was like, huge! Like some kind of furry animal living on his face! Okami and Kitsune just stared at it.

Tobi stared at it too. Taka saw it and stared too before she couldn't take the suspense anymore so she reached out a finger, and poked it.

He swished his mustache around. "Little girl, why did you poke my mustache?" Taka was still in a trance."Soo...fuzzy..." he grunted. "I'm gonna have to take you guys- " before he could say anything else, Pyro punched him before they all ran to the bathroom as fast as they could.

After Neko and Ketsueki got dressed they went out to go shopping for stuff.

Everyone just bought whatever.

Then they all headed home after a long drive.

Wow, this has been a looong day.

ZOMJ THAT CHAPTER WAS BUTT LONG... Okay so review! Yeah it was kind of a chapter that was like hhhmmm...eh... but if you like it then yeah okay thankz! Once again thank you eclipsetheawesome for your OC! :D I will also introduce her power in the next chapter ^_^! Thanks for reading everyone!