Things Shino would never say:
1) Crap, there are bugs EVERYWHERE.
2) What was that, tree? Kill everyone?
3) I...love...bugs o.e
4) Hinata, if you let me see your boobs, I'll let you touch my stick bug ;)
5) I have blue eyes. Did you know that?
6) Yes, my buggsly friends...while Akamaru is sleeping...hee-hee...hee...
7) Kiba, I'll give you fucking fleas if you do that again!
8) Duderz, I gotz mad skills!!
9) I wear my suuuunglasses at night, so I can, so I can...
10) I eat babiez o.e
12) Coming home for hu~ugs...be good to bugs...
13) Ha. I skipped 11. You didn't notice.
14) Did you look to check? Ahhh, idiots. You're all my slaves!
15) OMG!!! THERE'S ANTS EVERYWHERE!! Oh, wait...
16) Cra~awling in my skin, these wounds, they wi~ill not he~al...fear is how I fa~all, confusing what is re~al...
17) Do the worm, everybody!!! *writhes on floor*
18) Cocaine's one hell of a drug...
19) Rrr...Kiba...one of these days...one of these days...
20) Should I get a perm?
21) *looks in the mirror* DA FUCK IS THAT??? IS THAT MY FACE??? CRAAAP!!!
22) Is it any surprise I have crabs...?
23) Why am I so goddamn awesome? I mean, shit!!