Poke'mon People

CHAPTER 13 Season 3

Hey, I'm alive! Here comes your first laugh in the New Year. The first chapter of 2006 has 2 funny episodes for you to enjoy. We begin as Team Rocket tries to hook each of the twerps up with someone. Ash will have a new baby brother, oh great, another idiot in the story. Sorry it took three months, but I fell out of writing. But don't worry, I'm back into it.

Episode 12/60: Coupling

The Pokemon People all sat on the couches in the living room. Ash, Misty, Brock, and Kasumi all sat on the normal couch, while Bryan, Raichu, and Pikachu all sat on his turtle shaped couch. "This is the most comfortable couch in the world!" Bryan bragged. "Not-uh!" Ash disagreed. "It is too! It makes your couch feel like sitting on hospital bed with glass and nails." Bryan insulted his couch. "Oh yeah! Well your stupid!" Ash fought back. "So are you!" Bryan yelled back. "…He's got me there." Ash turned around to Misty and Brock to say that. "Say he's more immature than all of Jim Carrey's characters combined." Misty whispered in his ear. "Yeah!" Ash shouted, turning back around to Bryan. "Yeah what?" Bryan asked. "Oh, right, you didn't hear that." Ash realized. Then Brock stood up, and leaned in to his ear "What's it like to hear Misty whisper to you?" he asked him. Ash backed away, and then looked at him with a "what the hell?" confused look. "Huh!" Ash asked loudly. Brock blushed, and sat back down. "What did Brock whisper to you? That he loves you?" Bryan asked, and made kissing noises. Then they were interrupted as the front door was slammed open, and Team Rocket came strutting into the living room. "Give us your pikachu you twerp!" Jessie yelled. "Hey, no way!" Ash crossed his arms. "If you don't give us Pikachu…then we'll…we'll do something to your hair!" Meowth threatened. "My hair's already as big a mess as it's gonna get, I'm anime." Ash told them. "I'm tired of team pocket, Raichu, use that electric attack of yours!" Bryan ordered. "Yes sir." Raichu saluted him, and shocked the crap out of Team Rocket. They were led smovley out the door with the thunder bolt using a mind of it's own. And then the three blasted up into the air. "So long team sprocket!" Bryan waved to them. "Team Rocket, rocket!" Ash corrected him. "Whatever, Cash." Bryan said to Ash. Ash sighed, and then threw the remote at his head. And then the two began wrestling on the floor.

The clear blue sky is being shown in silence. It is then interrupted as we see a star shining, and then the three rocket members falling towards the ground, with a crash. "Err! That stupid brat! If he's gonna blast us off he should at least recognize our names!" Jessie complained, rubbing her head. "I say we go back there, and call him a different name." James suggested. "We need a distraction." Meowth said, scratching his chin. "Come again?" Jessie asked. "We need a distraction for da twerps, so we can steal Pikachu wit out and problem." Meowth said. "That we do." Jessie agreed. "We can call him Ryan." James suggested. "Off the name plan. We need a distraction plan." Jessie told him. "How can we distract the twerps?" James asked. "I got it!" Meowth snapped his claws. "It's probably not good, if you thought of it this fast." Jessie said, disappointed. "We're gonna play…Operation Matchmaker." Meowth announced. "Ation-oper maker match?" James asked. "No, Operation Matchmaker. We'll set each of da twoips up wit some one as da opposite gender from dem, and den dey will be distracted." Meowth explained. "That's a terrific idea Meowth." Jessie complemented him. "Why tank you." Meowth blushed. "Remember the times that we interrupted the two shipping twerps from kissing several times?" James asked, and started to laugh a little. Meowth then hit him over the head with a fan. "You idiot! If we would have never stopped dem, den we would have Pikachu by now!" Meowth complained. "So when do we begin the plan?" Jessie asked, rubbing her hands together. "Right now……after we come up wit da way it's gonna play out." Meowth responded.

Brock was sitting alone in the living room, reading an RL Stine book, when Bryan entered the room. "Hey Brock, I saw a burger at the mall, totally vacated, so I pounced on it, and ate it." he said, sitting down. Brock slowly revealed his face as he put the book down. "Well it's like they say…if an opportunity presents it's self, pounce on it." Brock joked. "You know what else they say?" Bryan asked. "What?" Brock asked. "Saying stupid quotes is gay." Bryan told him. "That was a quote, so now your gay." Brock said, and laughed. "It doesn't count if it's your own quote." Bryan said. "Isn't that your quote on your internet profile?" Brock asked. "Yep…so what's going on with you?" Bryan asked. "Wow, I've never heard you ask that before…uh, I guess I'm really hung up on Misty." Brock responded. "If an opportunity presents it's self, pounce on it." Bryan said, pointing out the window to a Misty in a bikini, sun bathing beside the pool. "Ah! That was a quote you just said!" Brock jumped up off the couch, and pointed at him. "Quit pointing that fingering self finger at me!" Bryan slapped the finger away. "What if she doesn't feel the same way though?" Brock asked him. "Then do her anyways." Bryan told him. "That would put me in jail." Brock said, upset at Bryan's advice. "Not if you kill her, then she can't testify." Bryan said. "Then you'll go to jail for life." Brock countered. "If they find out." Bryan said. "Now I have to go walking around down town, and smell the smells." Bryan said, and exited the room. Brock heard a loud scream from out side, and turned around, to see Misty being chased by a wasp.

"Ok, so how are we gonna bring the twerps together with other twerps?" James asked. "Let's start with Bryan, then Brock, and then go to the love twerps." Jessie suggested. "Why in that order?" James asked. "It's in order of most difficult to least difficult to bring together." she explained. "Ah, good idea." James said. "Ok, so Bryan…what are we gonna do wit him?" Meowth asked. "Hmmm…I know! Have any of you seen Mr. Deeds?" Jessie asked. "No, I saw a Mr. Errand once." James said. "No, the movie. In the movie the guy faked attacking a girl, so Mr. Deeds can 'save' her and they could dish out stuff on him." Jessie said. "What are you suggesting?" Meowth asked. "That we find a girl, and pretend to attack her so the idiot will come save her." Jessie said. "Ok, that's one down." James counted. "I know what to do wit da girl crazy twoip." Meowth said. "What?" Jessie asked. "I will call him, and impersonate Percilla, since I do a great job of impersonating da boss, and Ganene." Meowth suggested. "Ooh! I love club leader shipping." Jessie squealed. "What's that?" James asked. "It's Brock and Percilla, they both are the leader of a club." Jessie explained. "All Brock's club does is sit around on Wednesdays and read the articles in Playboy magazines." James said. "How do you know?" Jessie asked. "He invited me and Jimmy over once, but we got kicked out after James couldn't contain his cocka-doodle-do any longer." Meowth explained. "Ok, so two down." James held up two fingers. "And for twerp #1 and twerp#2 we'll pair them together." James said, smiling. "Yeah, that was already planned, but what are we gonna do to bring them together." Jessie said. "I know, we can do something nice for each of the twerps and make each twerp think the other twerp did that nice thing." James said. "Uh…ok…well you'll be in charge of that." Jessie said, and they went in to phase one of their plan.

Misty walked into the kitchen to get some coke, when she noticed a wet painting on the floor in front of the fridge. She picked it up, and got very upset, as koolaid had spilled on it. It was a painting she did as a child…right before her parents died. She gave it to them for a Christmas present. It showed her parents, her sisters, and her in the painting. Misty started to let tears fall from her eyes. Then she saw a glass was lying on it's side on the floor, on the side of the cup, it said "Ash's koolaid cup." Misty began to boil with anger. "Ash!" she screamed. Ash came walking into the kitchen "What's up Mist? Your tone sounds angry-ahh!" he yelled, as a glass just missed him, and crashed into the wall and shattered. "Hey, that was my koolaid cup!" Ash yelled at her. "You spilled koolaid all over my painting!" she yelled at him, and took Bryan's koolaid cup from the cupboard. And then threw it at Ash. But, he got a pillow from the couch and used it to block the impact. Bryan's cup fell to the floor and broke. "Sorry, it was an accident." Ash apologized. "Even if it was, your suppose to come tell me, not just leave it on the floor! You're even more stupid if you didn't at least try to hide it from me!" she yelled. "Well I was gonna hide it. I went upstairs to try and re-create the painting to replace yours. But it came out as Brock and Bryan holding hands." Ash told her. Misty glared at him. "You're such a jerk!" she yelled, and ran up to her room crying.

"There's the idiot." James pointed to Bryan. "All right, are you ready?" Jessie asked him, and helping to put on his ski mask. "What if I get arrested?" James asked. "You're not gonna get arrested. Today all cops are off duty." she told him, and gave him a shove. James began doing the innie Minnie miny moe thing to pick the girl to 'attack.' he saw a girl with brownish-redish hair, and decided to attack her. Bryan walked on the sidewalk, smelling the smells. "I need a new walk." he thought. "I need to stop chewing my hand." he said, looking at his chewed up hand. "It's a bad habit." he told himself. He saw a dark figure jump out and grave a woman's purse. "Stop it! Help!" she yelled. Bryan looked at the struggle. "Eh, what are you gonna do?" he said, and continued walking. Then he saw out the corner of his eye, a glue bottle fall from her purse on to the floor. Bryan gasped. "Oh my god! That woman likes glue too!" he said, putting his hands on his head. He then charged for her attacker. James saw Bryan coming and was wide eyed. "Oh no!" he yelled, and then Bryan tackled him to the floor. "Take that bitch!" Bryan said to him, picked up a garbage can, and threw it down on James's head. "Thank you…" the woman thanked him. "Where's my award?" he asked. "Oh, well how about we go-" Bryan cut her off "How about you give me that glue bottle, and I'll be on my way." he suggested. "Or, we can go out to dinner…my treat." she suggested. "Ok…and do I get the glue bottle?" he asked. "I can't, I need it for a project. I'm making a collage in college." she told him, and put the bottle back in her purse. "Ooh. I see you like the Nuggets." she noticed his Carmelo Anthony Nugget's jersey. "Uh…yeah, I sure do." Bryan lied. "Whose your favorite player?" she asked him. "uh…could you turn around?" he asked her. "Ok." she said, confused, and did so. Bryan turned his jersey around so he could see the name on the jersey. "It's Anthony." he told her. "Me too…why is your jersey backwards all of a sudden?" she asked. "Uh…I…what's your name?" he asked her, changing the topic. "It's Rosie. How about you?" she asked. "It's Bryan." he said, and they shook hands, and went off on their date.

Brock sat on the couch in his apartment building. "I need a room mate." Brock thought. "Maybe I should ask Bryan if he wants to move in. no, he'll keep telling you your gay." Brock told him self. Then his home phone began to ring. He went to the kitchen counter and answered the phone. "Hello?" he answered. "Hello. Dis is Percilla big boy. I wanted to invite you over to my house. And bring your friend." Meowth's impersonating voice said. "Which friend? The dense one?" Brock asked. "Your cocka-doodle-do, silly." the fake Percilla said, and giggled. "Uh, ok…" Brock said, and then there was a dial tone. "Ok, I'll go over to her house, get laid. And walk out of there like Superman…no I can't do that? I love Misty. I shouldn't cheat on her. I can't do that to her." Brock told himself. Then he realized what he said. "Cheat? Misty and I aren't even together. I don't know what you've been absorbing, Brain." Brock told his brain, smacking his head. "Shut up jerk-ass!" his brain told him. "That's it! I'm not watching the Discovery channel any more!" Brock fought back against his mind. "Fine! Then I'm not gonna picture Jessica Simpson in her bathing suit!" his brain fought back. "So what! I'll just go to the store and buy the unrated edition of The Dukes of Hazard." Brock argued. "Not if I don't remember to make you go." his brain said in a smiley tone. "Damn it! My brain is always one step ahead of me!" Brock angrily said.

We see a view of Misty crying in her bed room, the view then moves to an angry Ash, sitting on his bed. "Stop sees-dropping on them!" Jessie took James's binoculars away from him. "But Jessie, the two are really upset. And if I don't spy on them, then I'll never know if the female twerp throws pie at the male twerp." James whined. "Call them Ash and Misty you loser!" Jessie told him. "Hey. You're a loser too!" James pointed at her. "Not as big as you." she crossed her arms. "ha! You're a loser. You didn't deny it." James shouted happily. "Quiet youse twos! I've got an idea to get us out of dis pickle." Meowth interrupted. "I hope it's better than your bottle cap museum idea." James said. "Dat was your idea!" Meowth reminded him "Now listen. We're gonna write an apology letter to da crying twoip, right?" Meowth started. "Just one problem with your plan. We didn't do anything to her. Ash did. Unless you mean an apology letter for me stealing her make up last Wednesday." James said. "Just shut up until I'm done talkin!" Meowth yelled. "How will I know when your done?" he asked. "When I say 'speak you ass-munch!" Meowth said. James made a motion with his hand, like he was zipping up his mouth. "Ok, we'll write dat da letter is from Ash, and Misty will tink it's from him, forgive him, and dey'll be dating before you can say 'it looks like we're blasting off again. Ding!" Meowth explained.

Misty lay on her bed, with a tight grip around her pillow, starring at the ceiling. "Stupid Ash. He's so insensitive. He has no idea how much that picture meant to me." she said quietly. Then she heard a knock at her door, and sat up in her bed. "Whose there?" she asked, trying to cover her crying tone, but did not do a good job. "It's me Ash. I want to give you somethin. But I'm to afraid to give it to you in person. So I'm just gonna leave it outside yer door." We see Meowth on the other side of the door impersonating Ash. Then he left the folded up note by her door, and scrambled off. Misty opened her door, and bent down to pick up the note. She took it to her bed, unfolded it, and began reading. "Dear Misty…I am so sorry that I wrecked your precious art work. For I did not know what I was doing. I'm stupid. That's my excuse. It's the best one I have, and it's the only one I have. And the reason I'm always picking fights with you, is because I like you…I like you a lot. I think you're hot. Knock on my door, and give me a hug if you forgive me…forgive Ash." the letter read. Misty got tears of happiness in her eyes. She placed the letter on her bed, ran out of her room, and went knocking on Ash's door. Ash opened it and was embraced in Misty's big hug. "Oh Ash! I'm sorry. I forget how truly stupid you can be." she apologized. "I forgive you. Can you forgive me for yelling?" she asked, looking into his eyes. 'Ok, she must have sniffed something in her room…' his brain told him. Then Ash covered his mouth, and talked into it "What should I do, brain?" he asked 'Go along with it you idiot.' his mind told him. "Ok Misty. I'll go along with it." he told her. "Huh? Does that mean you forgive me?" she asked. "If that's going along with it, then yes I do." he said, and they embraced in another hug. Jessie, James, and Meowth all looked at each other out side the bedroom door, and gave a thumbs up.

Bryan and Rosie walked down the streets of downtown White City, looking for a good time. "Ok, so I'm paying for lunch." Rosie said. "No. I can't let you do that. I'm the guy. I pay for the dinner. You invite me back to your house, take your dress off, lead me on, and then I leave afterwards." he explained. "Wow…that usually doesn't happen on the first date." she told him. "With sluts it does." he said. "True…but I'm not a slut." she addressed. "Ok, but I'm paying, all right?" Bryan said. "Ok, where do you want to eat?" she asked. "Could you excuse me more a minute?" he said. "Ok." she said, and Bryan disappeared behind a building. "Richon, you have to lend me some money." he told his rich brother, who had a talisman that makes money appear. "No way! Every time I let you have money, you lose it in gambles." Richon said in his rich snobby voice. "Come on Richon. I'm not gonna put the money down on another 'who shot JFK' gamble. I'm gonna use it on a date." Bryan tried to convince him. "Yeah right. Any girl crazy enough to go out with you must either be poor, ugly, fat, or small breasted." Richon laughed, and walked off. "She's goes to college, she's cute , she's not too fat, and she has medium size breasts!" Bryan yelled after his gone brother. Bryan appeared back in front of Rosie. "So where were you?" she asked. "I was…thinking about it, and I think you should pay for the meal." he said. She glared at him, and pulled out money from her purse. "Where do you want to eat?" she asked. "Ooh! How about at a Mexican-steak house with rap performers!" he suggested. "Sure, if it exists." she said, and they walked off to the restaurant.

Ash and Misty sat on the couch in the living room, with the TV off. Misty was just starring dreamily at Ash. Ash had a weird expression on his face, the 'why is she starring at me like that?' expression. He turned to look at her. "What!" he asked loudly. "I'm just thinking about how deep you got to me in your letter." she said. "Look Misty, not that I don't think about that either, cause I do. But there's a time and a place." he told her. "Well it was really nice of you." she said. "Look! If I take you out to eat, will you stop starring at me like I'm some kind of George Clooney-Brad Pitt super human?" he asked her. "Yes!" she shouted, jumping off the couch. "Ok…where shall we go?" he asked. "Your favorite spawning grounds." she told him. "The Playboy section of the video store?" he asked. "No…the mall." she said. "Right." he said, and they headed off to the mall. They got into Misty's car, and drove off. Team Rocket watched as they went. "The plan is working. Everyone is on a date now!" Jessie shouted "All thanks to my brilliant mind." she finished. "Hey, dis whole ting was my idea!" Meowth yelled. "No it wasn't. It was Jessie's." they heard an old voice say. They turned to see Old Mann standing there. "Why hello Jessie, how are you doin there?" he asked. "I was doing find until your riggidy old ass showed up." she said. "Yes, it's riggidy." he agreed. Jessie raised an eyebrow at him.

Brock got to Percilla's large home, and rang the doorbell. "Ok Brock. Be cool, be cool. She has a great house. Her parents are never home, just like Ed Ed and Eddy's parents. And she is hot." he told him self while he waited. Then the door opened, and a man stood there. "Can I help you?" he asked. "Uh yeah. I'm here for Percilla." Brock told him. "Ok, Percilla, there's some one here for you!" he yelled. "In a minute dad!" she shouted back. Her father walked out of the house, followed by a woman, her mother. They got into their car, and drove off. "That's a first." he said…and then Percilla came to the door. "…Bryan?" she asked. "No, but you were close. It's Brock." he told her. "Why are you here?" she asked. "Why?' You invited me over. So now I'm here…and I've brought my…friend." he said casually as he walked into her house. "Your friend? And please come on in." she said, getting annoyed at him. "My cocka-doodle-do." he told her. "Ok…" was all she said. "Would you like something to drink?" she asked him. "You know I do…" Brock said, in his sexy voice. "What would you like?" she asked him. "You're…milk." he responded. "Well I'm all out of milk…how about coke?" she asked. "Uh…what part of the body are you referring to?" he asked. "Huh?" she said confused. 'Just stop talking, Brock.' his mind told him.

After eating at the combined restaurant, Bryan and Rosie went walking along the sidewalk down town still. "Do you want to go get some dessert?" she asked him. "No. I'm still full from that burrito-slash steak thing." he said, rubbing his stomach. "Bryan?…with a girl?" the two heard. In front of them at a magazine rack was Bryan's brothers Dumbon and Fryon. "Oh great." Bryan said upset. "Do you know these guys?" Rosie asked. "Yeah…they're my loser brothers. Dumbon meet Rosie, Rosie meet Dumbon, Fryon meet Rosie, Rosie meet Fryon." he introduced everyone. "Bryan…is it good you have a girlfriend?" Fryon whispered into Bryan's ear, while Dumbon was hitting on Rosie, flexing his muscles. "Of course it's ok I have a chick friend." Bryan said. "Remember the last time you had a… "chick friend"?" Fryon asked. "Yes…I think I do!…" Bryan said. "Well, what happened?" Fryon asked. "She, she. She told me I was too immature. And then I said 'immature? I'm a boy. All boys are." Bryan told his brother. "First of all, you're too immature. And second of all, that's not what happened." Fryon said "I can't even bare to begin talking about what happened…so that's why I'm gonna let Dumbon tell the story." Fryon stepped aside, to let Dumbon tell it. "Ok, it's a story of suspense, comedy, and heart break." Dumbon said dramatically. "Wait! No one has to hear this story. Especially me, since I remember it so well." Bryan said nervously, pushing Dumbon and Fryon out of the scene. "Ok, where to next?" Bryan asked. "Let's walk around some more, and see the sights. I haven't been down here yet." she said, and took his hand. 'Ding! When a girl touches your hand, she wants more than just bubble gum!' Bryan said in his mind. "You're right bubble gum! I am brainy!" Bryan suddenly yelled. "Huh?" Rosie questioned him. "Uh…come on babe, let's go get you some gum…and more." Bryan said, not a clue of what he was saying. And Rosie's questioned expression wondering the same.

Misty sat at "The Table" in the mall, waiting for Ash to get back with the food. "What's taking him so long?" Misty asked, getting impatient. Ash came to the table with a tray of McDonald's food. "What took you so long?" Misty asked upset, and taking her food off the tray. "Sorry, I got sidetracked." Ash admitted. "By what? The girl at the counter?" Misty said, jealously. "No…" he said. "Than what!" she asked loudly. "I got you something." he blushed. "Oh?" she asked. "Yeah, here." Ash handed her a Sport's Illustrated magazine, with Derek Jeter on the cover. "Aw, Ash. You remember I liked hot baseball players." she smiled at him. The two leaned across the table and gave each other a hug. "Well that was fun. Let's eat." Ash said, putting on his apron, and digging into his food.

"So Bryan, do you want to come over to my place tonight? There's something I need help with." she told him. "Sure!…I mean, yes, that would be pleasant." he said calmly. The two headed towards her house on feet, when a rock hit Rosie in the back of the head. "Ow!" she rubbed the back of her head. They turned around to see a group of sixteen year olds. "Who the hell are you guys?" she asked, upset. "It's the Scooter Squad." Bryan told her. "Huh?" she asked. "It's a group of guys that clubbed up to take me down. Messing with every aspect of my life. Well I'm tired of it! So let's run!" Bryan shouted, taking Rosie's hand, and they ran as fast as they could. Jason and his squad chased after them on their scooters. A couple of the guys tripped because of the difficult control scooters have. "How do we get rid of the last two?" Rosie asked, as they continued running. "I have an idea." he said, snapping his fingers. He stopped in a heartbeat, and Jason and the other guy came speeding towards them on the scooters. When they got too close, they stopped with a screech. Then Bryan screamed a Xena type scream and charged for them. Jason and his friend took off on their scooters. "Wow…" was all Rosie could say. "Now, let's go back to your bedroom-I mean…your house." he said, taking her hand.

Misty pulled up into the driveway. She and Ash got out of the car and headed inside, before Mr. Stock approached them. "Wait." he said, reaching them. "Mr. Tock, hey." Ash greeted him. "It's Stock. STOCK." he said, angry. "Gees, calm down dude. It's not like I can teleport." Ash said, and began cracking up. Both Misty and Mr. Stock starred at him. "Anyways. I wanted to report some suspicious behavior." he started. "Oh? Like what?" Misty asked. "There's a couple fellows, and a talking cat with a New York accent that keep looking into your house with binoculars." he told them. "Oh, that. That's just Team Rocket. They've been hassling us for years. They're not gonna stop." she said, laughing. "But they've been doing it a lot more than they used to. They have it on you guys none stop. And when I went up there to ask them what they're doing. They said "playing matchmaker." what ever that means." he said, scratching his beard. "Well keep an eye on them." Misty said, taking Ash's hand, and leading him inside. "Wait, I wanna know more." Ash said, being dragged away.

Brock and Percilla sat on the couch, watching television. Brock looked over the her, she was starring at the TV. "Ok, it's time to make my step to move on from Misty. If I do this. All those feelings will go away…because I'll be getting some." he said to himself. "You probably should have said that in your head." Percilla said, still starring at the TV. "I didn't say that in my head?" he asked. "No." she quickly responded. Brock moved in towards her, and she looked to him. He took her and laid her down, and got on top of her. "I'm gonna make such love to you that…I can't do it." he said, getting off her. Percilla still lying there was upset. "What do you mean!" she asked, angrily. "Get over here and make love to me." she ordered him. "I can't…there's someone else." he said "I don't care. I cheat on my boyfriends." she told him, sitting up with him. "I have a crush on this girl, a friend of mine, and it wont go away." he said sadly. "Please tell me it isn't-" "It's Misty." he finished. "Err! I hate that bitch! Always stealing the guys I like!" she got very angry. "Well…I better do the decent thing and tell you what to do." she said, not too thrilled about it. "Which is?" Brock asked. "You have to tell her how you feel. Because once you do, you can move on." she said, in a not too happy tone. "Ok, I'll do it." he said, getting up from the couch. "If you didn't have a crush on Misty…would you have did it to me?" she asked. "Oh yeah!" he shouted, and ran out of her house.

"Hey Ash, maybe now that we hung out all day, and got to know me a little better…you'd like to watch Ever After with me?" she asked, blushing slightly. "Well…all right." he decided. "Great!" she happily exclaimed, and popped in the movie into the DVD player/VCR. The two sat on the couch, and began watching. Deep into the movie, as it neared it's end, the two were now lying on the couch together. Ash was pushed up against the back of the couch, while Misty was right in front of him. He had his hand on her hip for quite awhile, but moved it off her when he realized it. He began blushing. "What's wrong Ash?" Misty asked, turning around to look at his embarrassed face. "Nothing." he quickly responded. "Are you sure?" she asked, raising an eyebrow. "Yeah, I just-uh-oh." he said, as Misty placed her left hand on his right cheek. "Ash…" she whispered. "Yes…" he answered. Misty began moving her face towards Ash's. He stayed still, but closed his eyes, as she did the same.

We see Link from (Zelda) playing the ocarina of time. Then we see Bryan sitting on the floor with the N64 controller, playing the game. "Wow! You're good at that. I've never been able to master that song." she said, excited. "I play this game too much, I guess. That's how I got this purple thumb." he said, taking off one of his blue gloves. "Eww…is that why you wear gloves?" she asked. "That and because they have chips inside that shock me when I grave girls. My lawyer makes me wear them, so he doesn't have to defend me for another sexual harassment case." he said, putting the glove back on. "Do you want to move this to the bedroom?" she asked, smiling at him. "What the TV? I don't think so, it's pretty big." he said, looking at it. "I wasn't talking about that. And it isn't big, it's only a 19 inch." she said. "Ok. Let's go." he said, and followed her into the room. They began making out, and Rosie laid down on the bed. Bryan was about to get on top of her, when he noticed an autographed photo of Arnold Shwarazanater. "Are you gonna get on me or not?" she asked, getting impatient. "Maybe some other time." he said, backing away from her. "Why not now?" she asked, upset. "Because I hate Arnold Shwarzanater, and you like him." he said, pointing at the photo. "So what! Now get over here so I can give you a licky dicky." she said. "I refuse to have sex with a girl that likes that buff jerk!" he yelled, walking out of the bedroom. She stood there, baffled. Then the door opened, and he poked his head through "Though I've never done it with anybody before, except myself." he said, and closed the door.

Ash still laid on the couch waiting to feel Misty's soft lips reach his for an amazing kiss. Misty continued leaning in with her eyes shut. When there was practically no more room left in between their lips, they heard Brock shout "Misty!" Ash pushed Misty away from him, and she fell on the floor. "Son of a-" Misty was interrupted as Brock ran into the room "Misty! I need to tell you something!" he yelled, helping her up. "What is it?" she asked. Ash glared at Brock as the conversation took fold. "I need to tell you in private." he said, taking her hand, and leading her to his room. Ash just lie on the couch, very upset with Brock. "Oh, my, God." he said upset. "Oh well, might as well play Animal Crossing while I wait. Tom Nook isn't getting his money this time. Heh heh heh." he laughed, putting on the game.

After Brock and Misty got into his room, he sat them down on the bed. "Misty…we've known each other for along time now. Almost 9 years to be exact. I've never felt anything towards you physically…but now I do. You are really hot to me." he said, trying to contain himself. "And you brought me in here to get me into bed?" she asked, scooting a foot away. "Well yes…I mean no! no-no. I just wanted to say I had a crush on you." he said, scooting a foot towards her. "Poor Brock…I don't feel a thing for you. Not a drop of attractiveness. Sorry, I love you as a friend, but that's all you'll ever be to me." she said. "Sorry." "No need to apoligize Misty. None of the girls I hit on ever do." he said. "So are we ok?" she asked. "Yeah, now let's hug to show we're over it." he said, and the two leaned in and hugged. Misty felt something on her back, and knew what it was. "Brock! That doesn't mean you can unhook my bra!" she yelled at him. "Sorry, it was a reflex." he said, and the two walked out of the room. Misty walked into the living room to see Ash playing his game. "Ash, you're room in the game is just as messy as your real life game." she said, seeing his messy room. "I'm lazy." he admitted.

The whole gang, AKA the Pokemon People were all sitting in the front of Ash's house on the steps. "I can't believe I could have screwed Percilla!" Brock shouted, sadly. "Brock, I don't think you should be cheating on Ganene anyways." Misty said. "It's not cheating. We haven't seen each other in years, and I probably never will." he began crying, and put his head on Bryan's shoulder. "What the hell you gay fa(bleep)! I'm not a girl, I can't comfort you in ways." he said, pushing Brock off him. "What the hell is wrong with you twerps!" Jessie angrily asked, as she and her team mates appeared in front of them. "What are you talking about?" Ash asked. "Youse guys were suppose to hook up wit otha guys so we could steal Pikachu." Meowth angrily gave out his plan. "Oh? Well Pikachu isn't here anyways." Ash said, smiling. "What do you mean?" James asked. "She, and the other pokemon are in Pallet Town. Mewtwo came by and teleported them there." Ash explained. The three team rocket members were stunned, they just stood there, glaring at the twerps. "Is it ok if we sit with you?" Jessie asked. "Sure, there's plenty of room." Brock said, scooting over to make some room. And the three joined them on the steps.

Episode 13/61: The Baby Express

Ash, Brock and Bryan all sat at the kitchen table. While the pokemon sat on the floor. Suddenly the door burst open to reveal Misty walking in with her bike. "What happened, Mist?" Ash asked, kind of scared of her angry expression. "When I was riding my bike, a car hit my back tire!" she angrily reported. Brock, Ash and the pokemon all gasped, while Bryan was playing tic tac toe with himself. "Oh my god. Are you ok?" Brock asked, as he and Ash ran up to her. "Yeah, I didn't get hurt. But I gave the driver of that van a look he'll never forget. Then I threw one of my bike's handle bars at the front window. But they used the windshield wipers to knock it away." Misty explained, walking further into the kitchen. "I guess that's why they call them windSHIELD wipers, huh?" Bryan asked, and laughed. Misty put a can of beans in the microwave, and heated them up, while getting out a bottle of ketchup. Everyone starred at her. "What? Oh, you're wondering why I got out the ketchup too aren't you? Well I eat ketchup on my beans…that's my ONE weird thing, I swear." she crossed her heart. "Pika pika pika!" Pikachu screamed, jumping into the air to get the bottle, and ran into the living room to conquer the bottle. "Pikachu!" Misty said in the way Ash once said when she started becoming attached with Misty all those years ago. "That's nasty Misty. You eat ketchup on your beans? I'm not wanting to sleep with you anymore!" he said, disgusted, and turned his head. "You lick glue!" she reminded him. "Disgusting, Misty! Absolutely nasty." Bryan said, shaking his head. Misty went into the living room to retrieve the ketchup. "You're a boob, Bryan." Brock told him. "What…? I'm not even a girl!" he yelled. "No, the definition of a boob is a stupid or foolish person. I know cause I looked it up in the dictionary." Brock made a nervous laugh. "Oh, ok…so girl's breasts are stupid?" Bryan asked, confused. "No! they are the female attractions in the human race. Just like when horned animals head butt, toads croak, some birds dance, and in Raichu's case…rubbed his ass against the wall to court Pikachu." Brock explained. "Did you know that when birds mate, they mate for life?" Bryan asked. "Yeah…unlike humans." Brock said. At this point Ash got bored and left the room with the other pokemon. "But that would be boring…" Bryan started "mating with the same partner forever…unless bird's have threesomes…or get to separate for a period of time…because there's this bird couple in the tree in our backyard. And the male bird always brings home a different piece of feather ass each day…and his mate has no clue…even when I try to tell her." Bryan finally finished. Brock was stunned, before saying "…Ok, I'm not hanging out with you anymore." and walked away. "Oh man. I want to talk about boobs." he said, sadly, just as Misty walked in. she glared at him, and slapped him across the face, making him fall to the floor.

"Ha-ha! Tic tac toe, three in a roe, now you have to leave me alone!" Misty celebrated after she beat Bryan in a game. "This game's more fun when I play it by myself. I always win…except for that one time, when my other half beat me." Bryan shook a fist at him self. Misty raised an eyebrow. "Everyone, I want you to listen for the phone. I have a strong urge that Ganene is gonna call today." Brock said excitedly, entering the kitchen where Misty, Bryan and the pokemon were. "What makes you say that?" Misty asked, while taking her prize money from Bryan. "Because it's the anniversary when we talked on the phone for 9 hours straight. I know she didn't forget about it, because she wanted to hang up, but I kept her on all night. It was really fun." Brock happily remembered. Then the phone began to ring on the kitchen counter. "O-M-G! that could be her now!" Brock excitedly said, and rushed to pick up the phone, but he knocked it off the counter in the rush, and it broke in half. "O-M-G! I broke the phone!" Brock panicked. But the phone continued to ring. "Brock, that was the stapler, the phone's still on the counter." Misty looked at him like he was an idiot. "O-M-G! Sorry! But I'm so excited I lost track of what things are." he said, and picked up the phone, and answered it. "Hello." he said calmly. ""Why does he keep saying 'o-m-g?" Bryan asked Misty. "He doesn't like to use Mr. G's name in vain." she whispered to him. Brock hung up the phone after talking. "Well what did she say?" Misty asked. "She said she's having the baby now." Brock said, sadly. "What! Is it yours!" Misty jumped up from her seat, and yelled. "Yeah, we haven't seen each other in almost three years and she's having our baby now." Brock said sarcastically. This time Misty was the idiot, and blushed. "No, Ash's mom is having her baby now, and she wants us to come down their for the… "miracle." Brock quoted. Bryan began to laugh "Heh-heh-heh." "For the last time, Bryan! Air quotes do not mean "having sex!" It's when you quote somebody." Brock explained. Bryan laughed again "You did the quotes again." Bryan continued laughing.

We see a closed door, then it's opened to reveal a large grinning Team Rocket. "Welcome, come on in." a woman in her forties invited them in. "Thank you kindly, ma'am." James said, as they walked in. "It's really sweet of you two to baby sit for-" the woman was interrupted by Meowth "A-hem!" "Uh…what?" she asked. "You referred to only two, he liked to be included with us. Or he'll scratch the hell out of your face." James whispered into her ear. "Uh, it's really nice of you…THREE to baby sit for absolutely no money." she said, while handing them a piece of paper with the info for the kids. "Free? I don't think-" Jessie was interrupted by the woman "All the numbers for everything are right there. And there's lunchables if the kids get hungry." she said, and walked out the door. "James! I told you to find a baby-sitting job that pays!" Jessie graved his collar. "I did. She must have heard me wrong. She heard 'free' but I said 'three' as in three dollars." he tried to explain. "Err! You boob! That's hardly any money at all." Jessie began strangling him. "Wait you guys. I have an idea. We just steal da tuff dats line around here." he said happily. "Ah, yes." Jessie agreed to the plan. "Oh baby-sitters!" they heard a kid yell. They went into the living room to see three kids. One at three years old( a male) another at 9(a female) and another at 12( a male). "Turn on the TV!" the oldest kid ordered. "Can't you do it?" Jessie asked, angrily. "All right, guess I'm gonna call my mom." he said, reaching for his cell. "No no, I'll get that." she said, in a forced happy mood. After turning it on she mumbled "Stupid cell phones."

After telling Ash about his mom going into labor, they took the next flight there…and were now there, walking into the hospital. It was Pallet's lone and very small hospital. So when they walked in, they were in the waiting room. "There you are Ash." Professor Oak walked up to him. "Professor, how's mom doing?" Ash asked, and then spoke again "I mean, how's your mom doing, I meant Mrs. Ketchum…I mean my mom?" he finally asked correctly. "She's going through absolute hell, what with all the labor pain." Oak explained. "Can I see her?" Ash asked. Samuel(Oak) looked over his shoulder, and back to Ash. "Well I certainly cant." he said, shaking his head. Ash glared at him. "I mean, sure, go right in." he said, and Ash ran into her room. His happy face went to confused, when he heard the woman screaming, as she was delivering a baby. The woman, the doctor, and the husband looked to Ash (it was a black family) "Whoops. Wrong room. You make sure you don't have another Chris Rock or Tucker. K?" he asked, and left. Then he ran into his mother's room for real this time. And a doctor yelled "Hey, you can't go in there with out my permission!" he dragged him out. "Professor Oak said I could." Ash said, pointing to Oak. "Well then he's gonna have to sit in the janitor's closet for the next two hours." the doctor said, pointing to the closet. Professor Oak walked sadly into the janitor's closet, and the doctor shut the door, and locked it. "Now Ash, you may enter her room." he allowed him.

Delia turned to the door as Ash walked in. "Ash! You made it!" she said, thrilled with his arrival. Tracy was also there, looking at Ash. "Hi mom. Have you had the baby yet?" he asked, smiling. "No…sweetie, not yet." she said. "Ok, then let me know when you have it." Ash said, and exited the room.

"How's your mom doing, Ash?" Misty asked him as he came back into the waiting room. "She's good, now let's order some hospital food." he responded. "I don't think you can just-" Misty was cut off by a nurse "Here's your menus. Can I start you off with something to drink?" she asked, as she passed out menus to everyone. "Yeah, I'd like a coke." Ash ordered. "Me too." everyone but Misty said in unison. "And you ma'am?" she asked Misty. "Uh…I'll have a diet coke." Misty said, and the nurse walked off after writing down their drink orders. "Let's see, what should I eat?" Brock wondered, while looking through the menu. Misty was surprised by this scene. "How is the liver transplant burger?" Bryan asked, while searching the menu too. "You have to sign up for it." Ash told him. "But is it good, that's what I'm asking." Bryan told him. "Yeah, it's good, I'm just saying it's a long wait." Ash told him. Misty made a disgusted face.

An hour later, everyone was now done eating and the nurse was taking their plates away. "Here's your tip." Ash said to the nurse, and leaned in to her "don't serve people who make crude jokes during their meals and expect to get a money tip." Ash whispered to her. The nurse frowned. "I have one for you too." Bryan said, and smacked her on the butt. "Hey, you little-" she stopped when Bryan placed a sticker in front of her face that said "Be nice to me I just gave blood." She clenched her fists, and walked away. "Now what do we do?" Bryan asked. "We could…play with our portable devices." Misty suggested. "That wont work, I forgot my I-pod, Ash forgot his DS, and Bryan forgot his PSP." Brock said, searching through his friend's pockets. "And I forgot my cell." Misty said, reaching into her pockets. "Let me check just to make sure." Bryan said, walking up to her, with his hand reaching out. Misty slapped his hand away, then he rubbed his injured hand, and went back to sit down.

"I spy with my big anime eye…something white with-" Bryan interrupted Ash "Is it the walls?" "Yeah, you got it. It's not fun playing this game in a hospital." Ash frowned. "I'll go over to Brock, he can start a party...or can't he? Hmm." Bryan said, and walked over to a depressed and sitting Brock. "Hey Brock…what's wrong?" Bryan nudged him in the shoulder. "That's what's wrong." Brock pointed to Misty getting a cup of water from the water…uh…thing. "What's wrong? Is there a bomb over there?" Bryan began to panic. "No there's no-" Bryan interrupted him "Is the water tap?" Bryan continued to panic. "No!" Brock pulled Bryan down to sit next to him. "I feel uncomfortable around Misty ever since she rejected me." Brock told him. "Oh…well you didn't seem uncomfortable earlier when you were offering to stick your hand in her pocket. And when she said 'no' you did it anyways." "That was you!" Brock responded. "Well just go hit on the nurses. That should get your mind of Misty." Bryan suggested. "That's actually insightful. Thanks Bryan." Brock shook his hand. "Thanks, but I can't take all the credit. I got if off a sign in one of the hospital rooms. Here it is…" Bryan handed Brock the sign. It read "Hit on our nurses to get your mind off our-your fatal diseases." "What are you doing with this?" he asked Bryan. "I'm taking it home as a…the word that starts with 'S." Bryan told him. "Souvenir?" Brock asked. "If that means what the word means than yes."

"I'm soo bored." Ash complained as he sat in the waiting room on one of the couches with Misty. "Too bad Professor Oak is in time out. I wanted to hear one of his old people stories." "Well we've gotta think of something to do while your mother's in labor." Misty said, thinking. "We could go mess with the other patients." Ash suggested. "I MEANT something that wont turn us in to hospital patients." Misty told him. "Well where's Brock and Bryan? Let's go hang with them." Ash said. "I think they went wondering around." Misty told him. "Forget it. I'll just sit here…so what have you been thinking about?" Ash decided to ask Misty, but not in a good mood. "To tell you the truth…babies." she responded, blushing. "B-b-babies?" Ash asked, scared. "Yeah. I'm actually kind of…uh…wanting a baby." she said, placing a hand on her cheek. "Misty. Either your thinking that cause my mom is having a baby, you're already pregnant and that's your way of letting me know, or you want to go use that closet over there with me." Ash said. "None of those are correct…except the third part." Misty whispered the last thing silently…more silent than usual whispering. "Well all I know is I am not comfortable around baby talk." Ash said, getting up off the couch. "Why not? You're not planning on having children in the future?" she asked, and was hoping…praying in her head he did want children in the future. "Sorry, but kids are a lot of work. Especially kids with my DNA. I couldn't handle my self. And that's why I can't have kids." Ash said. "But what if you had children with someone more mature?" she asked. "I'm afraid my kids would then be mature but stupid. It's possible you know." Ash told her. She frowned at what he was saying.

"Oh this labor is hell!" Delia yelled, while squeezing Tracy's hand. "Sure is." he was able to release himself from her grip. He held his hand, and made hurt faces. "When is this baby coming already?" he asked. "It shouldn't be too much longer." the doctor said. "How long do you think it will be?" Tracy asked. "About…another hour or so." the doc responded. Tracy sighed heavily.

"Ok team, how will we do this scheme?" Jessie asked her companions. "Simple. Since I'm so great with kids, I'll baby-sit while you two rob. It's 'poifect." James planned, while winking at Meowth. "It's pernounced perfect, James." Meowth corrected him. "Sounds good to you two, so I guess I'll have to go with it. Let's roll." Jessie said, and the three high-fived and went off in different directions. James entered the living room to see the kids still sitting on the couch. "Hey kids…what's up?" he asked. They didn't respond. "How bout them crazy schools? Banning soda pop. Pretty lame huh?" he asked. Still no response. "Okay…" James gave up, and sat on the couch to watch TV with them. Then the three kids all got up and left.

Misty laid on the couch all by her self, no one else was in the room. She was thinking. 'Ash doesn't want to have kids, Misty. I know he's still only 18 and doesn't really know what he wants yet. But this is Ash. He sticks with his word. Maybe it's time to find a new man.' she thought. 'It wont be easy to let go of him. But I have to if I want children. I want children. He doesn't. and that's it right there. We're not meant for each other.' she continued thinking, and then a blue hand appeared over her face, waving. "Get your hand out of my face Bryan!" she yelled, slapping it away. She sat up afterwards. "Whatch ya doin?" he asked, taking a seat next to her. "Nothing." she responded, and looked away, upset. "Come on…mu…Misty. We're friends. You can tell me anything. Even if it's personal. Even if it's about our sexual chemistry." Bryan told her. "We have none. So go away." she told him. "Well I do. I have mastered chemistry…not the kind you take in school. But I've mastered what appears to be excellent use of word placing." Bryan said. Misty was confused, and has the right to be, cause I don't know what I wrote either. "Just go away Bryan." "That's not gonna happen." he said. Then Ash came into the room. "Ash, you're here." Misty said excited, and jumped off the couch and ran over to him. "What? Why are you so happy to see me?" he asked, and then looked at Bryan sitting on the couch. "Oh…" he said. "Did Misty bore you with baby talk too?" Ash asked him. "No, she's yet to call me 'baby." Bryan responded. Then Brock came into the room.

"Well now that we're all here. What do you guys want to do?" Misty asked, as they all took a seat on the couches. "Yeah…anything anyone want to share?" Ash asked. "I do." Bryan raised his hand. "I'd like to share this condom with a very special lady." he said, winking at Misty. "Well it's a good think I'm not special." Misty smiled. "I have one too." Brock said. Everyone looked to him. "I got a girl pregnant." he said. Everyone gasped. "What! We haven't been here that long. You've already gotten a girl pregnant!" Misty asked, upset. "No. she's not here. This is back home." Brock said. "At my mom's house?" Ash asked, shocked. "Ash, when I say home, I mean our home." Brock explained. "But you don't live with us anymore. Does that mean you used my bed as the breeding area?" Ash asked. "I mean back home in White City!" Brock yelled, losing his patience. "So what's the situation?" Misty asked. "Well. She's gonna have the baby. And I'm gonna have a heart attack. Or run away to Mexico." Brock told her. "No you're not. You're responsible for this. And you're gonna stick around to deal with it." Misty told him. "Hey now. I'm only half responsible. She's responsible for just as much as I am." Brock told Misty, the two up close, standing face to face now. "I know how to calm Brock down." Ash said, standing up, and then he said "Professor Ivy." Brock got down on the ground and said "That name." "Ash! I told you to never use that unless Brock was on a killing rampage!" Misty yelled at him.

Delia's doctor walks into the scene at a later time. "There is sure a lot of conflict going on right now isn't there?" he looks at the screen, while asking you, the audience. "Delia is still in labor, Misty is in need of a baby, Team Rocket doesn't get paid for baby sitting, and Brock knocked up a poor girl." he looks at us, and then he has a surprised expression. "What's that? Oh…Ash and Bryan don't have a conflict you say? Well that's simple, the writer doesn't have enough brain power to come up with their stories. That's what happens when one writer is writing every episode for the entire series. Now enough about me, let's get back to the show." the doctor says, sitting down to read a Playboy magazine. "Interview with Michael J Fox? Oh great, the article's gonna be all shaky." the doctor complained.

"Where are the kids? I can't find them anywhere." James was panicking as he searched the house. Then he made his trade mark James squeal as he felt something sharp on his bottom. He jumped up into the air, and his head went through the rough. Jessie and Meowth entered the room. "This family has nothing but crap." Jessie complained to the feline. "I know, all da jewelry is plastic." Meowth agreed. Then they noticed James's body sticking out of the ceiling. "James? What are you doing up there?" Jessie asked, folding her arms. "Yeah, and why do ya have a tac in yer ass?" Meowth asked. "I was looking for the kids, they've all disappeared." James responded, his head still sticking through the ceiling. "Well use your brain when you search. You don't need to put a hole in the rough." Jessie told him. "I felt something sharp on my sweet tooshie and it caused me to jump high in the air. I always thought it was impossible to do that. Now I realize it's real." James said. "The kids must have planted that trap. They're probably setting up traps as we speak." Jessie panicked. "Calm down Jessie." Meowth told her. "No, I wont. Have you seen any baby-sitting movies? What happens in them?" Jessie asked, grabbing Meowth by the fur collar. "I read a Baby-sitter's Club book once." Meowth told her. She let go of Meowth, and he fell to the floor. "Ok guys, let's go find the brats. Watch out for traps." Jessie said, and she and Meowth took off in different directions. "Hey! don't leave me. Get back here!" James yelled, still stuck in the ceiling.

"Don't worry Mom, you'll get though this." Ash told his mom, as she held his hand. "Thanks honey…oh screw it, I can't take it anymore. What the hell do you know! It took you two days to finally come out of me! And when you did you were all deformed and I was so not proud! I felt like swinging you by the umbilical cord!" his mom yelled in frustration. "Woah woah woah…it only took two days? I thought it was nine months." Ash stopped her. Delia screamed the loudest scream in Pallet Town history. After she was finished, everyone took their hands off their ears. "Wow Mom, I think you beat my record." Ash said. Delia just ignored him, and fell back down to her pillow. "Ash, you have to watch what you say around your mom." Tracy told him. "What do you know, you jerk." Ash insulted him. "Hey, you already forgave me." Tracy reminded him. "I did?…in which episode?" Ash asked. "The latest Christmas one." Tracy told him. "Oh right." Ash remembered. Then he was deep in thought, and then spoke again "Next year I'm gonna ask for a sled." he smiled.

Misty paced back in forth in the waiting room, where Brock and Bryan sat on the sitting furniture. "I still can't believe you got a girl pregnant." Misty said. "I still can't believe you had sex. Was she hot?" Bryan asked. "Oh yeah, she was F-I-N-E fine!" Brock smiled, and gave a high five to Brock. "Brock! This is serious! Now you have to become mature you know." Misty told him. "What do you care that I fertilized a girl anyways?" Brock asked. "I know why." Bryan smiled. "She's jealous." "She's jealous? Well just ask Misty, I can nail you too." Brock winked. "Fine. I admit it, I feel like having a baby. Well I don't feel like having one, cause it hurts like hell, I feel like I want one, not like having one." Misty said. "You lost me at 'I admit it." Bryan said. "Just say the word, I can get you pregnant." Brock said, winking once more. "Not even the condom will stop his sperm." Bryan joked, and he gave a high five to Brock again. "Forget it. I want to wait till I'm married anyways to have children." Misty said, laying down on the couch. "But are you gonna wait till you get married to have sex?" Brock asked. "…that was the plan." Misty responded. Bryan and Brock both looked at each other, and began cracking up. "What a loser!" Bryan shouted, while laughing. Misty glared at them. "I mean, yeah. Wait for that special guy to do it with when you get married. And then you'll get divorced and do it with some other future husbands." Bryan corrected him self. "That's not gonna happen. Cause no man will ever leave me." Misty told him. Bryan and Brock looked at each other again, and began cracking up again. "Zing!" Bryan shouted.

Jessie searched through the house, still no kids in sight. She walked into the dark hall way. "This is creepy." she thought. Then her face got smacked by a rake. "Ow!" she looked down to see she had stepped on it. "Very original you little brats! Wait, how did the rake part hit me, if I stepped on the pole? Interesting." she took the rake in her hands, and marched down the hall way, ready to slash the brats with it. "Oh brats, I've got Bambi 2 on DVD. If you come on out you can watch it." Jessie said, entering a room, holding the DVD out. Then the DVD was snatched from her hands, and she was pushed out the room. The door closed afterwards. "Why you little!" she was very upset. The kids meanwhile had popped in the DVD on their TV in the bed room.

"Ash honey, come here. I've calmed down." Delia told her son, who was hiding in a corner. "Wait, before I ask you for something. Where are the pokemon?" she asked. "Uh…I don't know." Ash thought about it.

"How did you three get in here?" Professor Oak asked Pikachu, Raichu, and Kasumi. "Bryan stuffed us in here." Raichu responded, cause they were all in the closet. "Oh, how come I didn't notice?" Sam asked. "He stuffed us from the top, there's a lose floor board up ahead." Raichu told him. "That's it. We'll climb through there." Oak suggested. "I don't know, the doctor said you had to stay in here." Raichu reminded him. "Oh I'm not going to go far. I just need to see something. I'm missing my soap opera." Oak said, and they began climbing to the top.

"So what did you want Mom, before we panned to Professor Oak and the pokemon?" Ash asked his mother. "I wanted you suggestion on a name for the baby." she told him. "What's the gender?" Ash asked. "He's going to be a…boy." she responded. "Well in that case, name him Aerosmith." Ash suggested. "That's not a real name, son." Delia told him. "Yes it is. Think Mom, one of your favorite bands is named Aerosmith." Ash told her. "That's a band, it's not the name of the actual guy. His name is Steven Tyler." she told him. "Oh…" Ash blushed. "How about The Hulk. That's cool." Ash suggested. "Let's try down to Earth names." she said, smiling. "Ok…how about Mitsubishi?" Ash asked. "That's a little too out there." Delia said. "Come on Ash. Something like John or Mike or Golem." she told him. "Ok…how about…Kelso?" Ash suggested. "No names that didn't originate until they were introduced in a television show." she told him. "Oh, how about Frasier?" Ash said. "For get it." his mom said, and put a pillow over her head.

"This place is so dull! And I'm stuck with a bunch of losers." Misty complained, referring to Bryan and Brock, as she was at the water tank, getting a drink. In the back we see George Clooney walk by in a doctor's uniform. Brock noticed Misty coming back, so he said to Bryan "Here she comes. Act like I just told you an extremely sad story." "Ok ok." Bryan winked. Misty sat down with her paper cup, and drank some water. "Oh my god! That's so beautiful." Bryan wiped his eyes. "What's so beautiful?" Misty asked. "It's so sad…" Bryan continued "…I can't think of anything else." Bryan whispered to Brock. "Brock, I'm gonna take you to this girl you got pregnant, and sit you down and talk with the two of you." Misty said. Brock's eye brows raised really high.

"Misty, I can't do this anymore." he said. "What do you mean?" she asked. "I didn't get a girl pregnant. It was all a lie." he said. "What? Why?" Misty asked, upset. "Well you see. I felt really uncomfortable around you because you rejected my love…no, raging hormones…I needed a way we could hang out and not have any awkwardness. So Bryan here…" Brock pointed at Bryan, and Bryan began waving at Misty "Bryan suggested I find a way to get past that. So he suggested I tell you I got a girl pregnant." Brock admitted. "What!" Misty was angry now. "Hold on a second…" Bryan stopped Brock "…I didn't tell you to tell her you got a girl pregnant. I told you to tell her you got pregnant." Bryan corrected him. "There you go." Brock said, still pointing at Bryan. "I can't believe you did that! But so we don't continue this fight into the next episode, I think it's best we make up now and get it over with." Misty said. "…Can I hug you?" Brock asked. "I don't think so…at least not when there's a bulge at the front of your pants." Misty said. "Misty…Can I hug you?" Bryan asked, with his arms out reached. Then Misty threw the remainder of her water from her cup at his face. "Ew! Hospital water! And it's Aquafina!" Bryan screamed, and dried it off with a hospital patient's

Later…Ash, Brock, Misty, Professor Oak, and the pokemon were now all sitting in the waiting room. They all looked tired and bored. "Well, it's so boring I might as well ask." Ash began "what was your soap opera about, Professor?" Ash asked him, but not too excited about it. "It was boring." he admitted. "You know what makes soap operas fun. If you get a whole bunch of people to watch it, and add in a laugh track and audience noises." Bryan told them. "That does sound like fun. That will be the first thing we do when we get back home." Ash said. "But Ash. When you get back home you have to drain all the water out of the house." Misty told him. "Oh yeah...wait a minute…why?" Ash was puzzled. "Cause you left the kitchen and bathroom faucet's running." she told him. "Damn it…wait a minute…how do you know that?" Ash asked. "Cause when we left I saw they were on." she told him. "Then why didn't you turn them off? It's all your fault." Ash angrily said to her. "My fault. The faucet's wouldn't even be on in the first place if you didn't turn them on!" Misty fought back, the two were now standing, in close range yelling words of insults like the old days. "Inside counts more!" Ash said. "What?" Misty was confused. "Inside counts more than the outside." he said. "No. the outside is important too." the two picked off from a fight over 8 years ago. Their fight was interrupted when Tracy ran through the door of Delia's room. "Guys it's happened! Whoo-hoo!" Tracy shouted. "What? Did mom have the baby?" Ash asked. "No, they canceled Arrested Development…wait, hold that thought." Tracy said, as he heard something from Delia's room, he went back in, and then came back in. "ok, now she's having the baby." he said, and went back in. Everyone smiled.

Meanwhile, Team Rocket had given up on trying to get the kids out of their room, and went back to stealing stuff. Jessie and Meowth were on the look out for when the mother was coming back home, while James was in her room, rampaging for valuables. "Oh my god. Here she comes." Jessie saw the car pull up. "Go tell James to finish up." she ordered Meowth. "I-I sir." Meowth saluted her and went to James. "Jimmy, we're hanging up. Da motha freaker is here." Meowth told him. "Right right. I'm finished." James said, he came out of the room with a large black trash bag. He and Meowth ran to Jessie's side to await the mother coming in the door. She came through, and noticed the sitters with big smiles on their face. "Uh…what are you doing with that trash bag?" the woman asked. Jessie and Meowth noticed James had it over his shoulder, and they glared at him. "I'm uh…doing your laundry." James sweat dropped. "Yes, your laundry." Jessie smiled at the woman. "Oh, that's so sweet. For that, I'll give you a dollar." she said, and took Jessie's hand in hers, opened it, and placed a dollar in there, and then closed Jessie's hand around it. "Uh…thanks." Jessie smiled. "Well we ought to be going." Meowth said, and the three ran out of the house, and down the block. "What an interesting group." the woman smiled. When Team Rocket were far away in an alley, they began looking through the bag. "James! These are all the woman's clothes! There is nothing valuable in here!" she yelled at him, and smacked him across the face a few times. "Well I couldn't find anything, so I thought I'd take some things that would be useful to my self." he said, rubbing his cheeks. "Oh well…" Jessie sighed, and held a dress up to her. "Ha ha! You're too big for that." James laughed at her. She glared at him and said "No, it's just this dress wont fit my boobs. They're too big." she smiled. "Sure Jessie, sure." he said sarcastically. "Hey, where's Meowth?" James asked. Jessie gasped. "He took the dollar!" Jessie realized, and they went after him to the nearest sushi restaurant.

After Delia had given birth to a baby boy, everyone was now in her room, gathered around her. "Awe…" everyone but Bryan went. "He's so red." Bryan said, carefully looking at him. "Is that blood stain?" Bryan asked. "Enough stupid-ness." Misty pulled him out of the way and took his place. "So what have you decided to name him?" Misty asked. "Bobby." Delia responded. "Bob…? That's the name I wish you would have called me." Ash got misty-eyed. "I'll be ok." he reassured his friends. "You know, there's a funny story how I came to naming Ash." Delia said. "Ooh, please tell." Brock said. "Did you name me Ash because you hated me? Or maybe you saw a trash can, and decided to name me 'Trash.' But, the doctor accidentally put down Ash.?" he asked his mother. "…Half of that is the half of it." she responded. "Well here's how it happened…" she began…

Right out side a hospital building, the very one they are all in right now over 18 years ago, a dump truck pulls up, filled with ash. The ash they had just collected from a volcano, and were delivering it to a museum. But they had to stop because of an emergency. "We gotta hurry, those knife wounds on your hand are pretty bad." one of the men said. "Stupid knife game." the injured man whined, and cried. Now we see Delia in a hospital bed, the very one she's in right now. She had a baby in her arms. Soon the doctor walked into the room, the very one she has for a doctor now. "Well Delia, it's a very breezy day today. I'm gonna open the window to let some breeze in." the doctor said, so he opened the window, and walked out of the room. Soon a tornado came by and blew ash from the dump truck up to Delia's room, and it landed on the baby. "Ahh! The mummy!" she screamed. "Hmm, maybe I'll name my son…Mummy." she thought. The doctor re-entered the room. "That's ash, ma'am." he told her, and exited the room. "Hmm, Ash? I like it." she said, and Delia had finished her story.

"Wait a minute. Why would you scream that, if The Mummy hadn't even come out yet?" Bryan asked. "Movie?" Delia asked. "Also, you said that you were in the very room you were in now, but we're on the bottom floor, not a high floor." Brock said. Then Misty spoke "And there's never been any recorded data of a tornado in Pallet Town." Misty pointed out. Then the doctor came into the room "And I've only worked at this hospital for a week, not 18 years." he said, and then exited the room. "I just gave birth ok. I'm tired!" Delia yelled. "I believe you Mrs. Ketchum." Tracy said. "Oh shut the hell up!" Delia yelled. Everyone but Tracy laughed as we pan out of the hospital.

Well this chapter only has two episodes in it, cause I wanted to let you know I was still alive. I had fallen out of the writing habit. But now I'm back into it. Don't really expect too many coming episodes, cause I'm working on some other stuff. But I really hope I finish the entire series. I'll try and promise that in fact. One of the reasons I wanted to get this chapter done on this day, March 17th. Is cause it's my 17th birthday today. So that's all. Kiss me, my birthday is on an Irish holiday. So have fun, hope you enjoyed. I'll leave a preview of the next chapter like I always do, so you can decide if you want to read it or not…

In the next chapter…a terrible accident might take the life of one of our heroes, the group goes to a love carnival on Valentines Day, a crazy doll is trying to kill our heroes, and exc. See ya then.