A/N: I'm totally changing this one, so you actually go to Neverland. It was so annoying in the first game; you never actually go to Neverland!! London isn't Neverland!! AARGH!!
Chapter 13: Neverland
"Okay, guys!" Goofy said. "Time to go to Neverland, hyuk!"
"Neverland?" Ed asked. "What the hell kind of a name is that?"
"You never grow up there!" Donald shouted, excitedly.
"So why don't they call it Never-Grow-Up-Land?" Sora asked.
"Uh . . ." Donald replied. "We're here!"
"Yeah, go ahead and avoid the question," Ed muttered.
Donald, yet again, pressed the uber-eject button and sent everyone flying into the air. "WAAAAAAH!!!!!" They all landed, one on top of the other.
"Ow, that hurt," Sora complained as he pushed everyone off him. "Whoa . . ." He stood up and looked around him. They were laying on the beach of a giant, tropical island. The sky was painted beautifully with clouds and the waves crashed up on the sand, then slithered back down to the ocean. You could hear the call of seagulls in the distance and the wind blowing through the palm trees.
"Whoa, Sora!" Ed exclaimed. "This looks exactly like-"
"-Destiny Islands," Sora finished.
"Yeah! It really does!" Ed looked around. "Makes you feel like you're back home, eh Sora?"
Sora smiled, sadly. "Sure does."
"How about we go asplorin' in the forest?" Goofy suggested. He walked off towards the forest, everyone automatically following. They could hear the talking and playing of little boys in the distance. (A/N: Doesn't little boys sound so perverted? I don't know, it just kinda does.) As they got closer, they heard someone shout something, then some scurrying noises, then nothing. After a while of walking, they stumbled upon a treehouse.
"Woohoo!" Ed screamed. "Look at this!" he yelled as he swung on some of the rope that was tied to a tree.
"Ed," Sora sighed. "Grow up."
"Never!" Ed stuck his tongue out and continued swinging. "'Sides, I can't!"
Suddenly, an arrow shot out from nowhere and cut Ed's rope. "Wah!" he screamed, as he fell to the ground.
"Wh-what was that?" Sora asked, as everyone took out there weapon.
"ATTACK!!!" a voice yelled in the background. Along with the shout came about thirty young boys, screaming and charging. Boys swung from bridges, treehouses, tree branches, jumped out from behind bushes, suprise tackling our four protaganists to the ground. The boys easily outnumbered Ed and the gang, so they could barely shove them off.
For about ten minutes, they all wrestled on the ground with their bare hands. Ed had about four kids on his back, all of which he tried to beat off.
"STOP!" yelled a voice from a atop the treehouse roof.
The boys suddenly stopped. It took them about a second to realize who it was, then all stopped grappling and lined up in a row. A brown-haired boy jumped off the treehouse roof and landed in front of Ed.
"Who are you?" asked the supposed leader.
"Um, I'm Ed, this is Sora, Goofy, and Petunia," Ed replied.
"IT'S DONALD!!!" Donald yelled.
"Oh yeah, I meant Donald."
"It's okay, boys," the leader shouted to his lackeys. "They're not bad. You don't have to hurt them." The boys seemed to groan in the background. "The name's Peter Pan." The young boy bowed. "And these are the Lost Boys. Hey, do you guys wanna hunt pirates with us today?"
Ed and Sora looked at each other, obviously showing a sign of their love. "Sure," Sora agreed.
"Okay, so there's this evil pirate named Hook!" Peter got down real low, to give suspense to his story. "And a looong time ago, I was fighting with him on his ship. I had the upper hand, since I'm better than he was. When he wasn't looking, I cut off his hand! His hand fell down into the sea and a crocodile ate it. Ever since, that ol' croc's been chasing poor Hook, trying to get another piece of him. Now, that Crocodile has swallowed a clock, so you can hear him tick before he comes up to eat you!"
"That's a, uh, pretty crazy story," Sora pointed out.
"Are you kidding? That story was amazing!" Ed exclaimed in bewilderment. "We're actually gonna fight real pirates! C'mon, let's go guys." Ed beckoned for the Lost Boys as he ran off towards the beach.
When they reached the beach, Ed asked Peter, "Where's their pirate ship?"
"It's a bit farther that way," he pointed west. "Wait! Instead of walking, why don't we take a faster way?"
"PIGGY BACK RIDES!!!" Ed yelled out excitedly.
"Um . . . no," Peter replied. "How about we fly there?"
"But how do we fly?" Goofy asked.
"What's a matter with you? All you need is a little faith and trust. Oh! And something I forgot: pixie dust!" Peter turned around and yelled, "Hey, Tink! Tinkerball! C'mere a sec!" A small dash of yellow flew out from far away and landed on Peter's shoulder. The dash of yellow was, apparently, a little fairy with wings. He picked her up in his hands and shook her dust all over Sora, Ed, Donald, and Goofy. "Now try!"
Ed climbed up a tree and jumped off. "I'm flying! I'm flying! I'm fly-WAAAH!!!" THUD. He fell to the ground. Sora tried after him, only to fail in a similar fashion. "Why isn't it working?" Ed groaned.
"I guess you guys don't have enough faith and trust," Peter pointed out. "Well, I guess we'll just have to take the old-fashioned way there. C'mon, everybody!" Peter demanded as he ran off, in the direction of the pirate ship.
On pirate ship
Whilst inside the ship's main cabin, Riku, Al, and a tall, mastachioed man stood talking.
"How many of the seven princesses of heart have you found so far, Hook?" Riku asked the mastachioed man.
"Well, lessee, we have Jasmine, Alice, Snow White, Aurora, and Cinderella. That leaves Belle, who'll we see at Hollow Bastien," Hook answered.
"Go and get rid of Sora and his obnoxious brats," Riku ordered.
"Yessir!" Hook left the room. "If that brat didn't have so much power over the Heartless, I wouldn't be listenin' to a damn thing he said . . ." he muttered.
"So . . . "Al started. "How's life?"
"Um . . . life's good, I guess," Riku answered.
"Oh, that's good."
"Yeah."
"Um . . ."
"What?"
"Oh, nothing."
"Oh. Okay."
"I LIKE HARD CHEESE!!!" Al screamed.
"What?!"
"Nothing, sorry."
The two boys sat in silence for a while more.
Back to Ed and gang, and away from akward conversations
"There's the ship!" Peter pointed to the pirate ship they had just come upon. He turned to them. "Shh! I'll go investigate." He flew to the ship and looked inside one of the windows. He beckoned for everyone else to come. They all waded through the water and climbed halfway up the boat. "Okay, Lost Boys. You go up first. We'll meet you up there later," Peter ordered.
"Yessir!" they whispered as the climbed up to the poop deck.
"Okay guys," Peter started, "This is how it's gonna go." He told them the plan and they all agreed it was a good one. They all climbed up to the top of the ship, only to see the Lost Boys tied up and Heartless surrounding them. The Heartless greatly outnumbered them.
"Uh oh," Goofy worried. "Hyuk, look like they outnumber us by a lot."
Hook and his first mate, Smee, stood by the Heartless. "Ha, Pan!" I've got you captured! You won't beat me this time!"
"You wish, Hook!" Peter challenged. He flew towards Hook, as if he was going to attack him, but then turned the other direction and flew away.
"Running away, eh? What a coward!" Hook laughed.
"Pan, you bastard!" Ed muttered. "Okay, guys, any plans?"
"We can't use Peter's, since he left," Sora pointed out. "I'll we just have to give in."
"Great! You can all just walk the plank now!" Hook shrieked with laughter. The Heartless directed them towards the plank. Sora was the first to go. He walked out to the edge and closed his eyes.
Suddenly, a ticking noise broke the silence. "SMEE!!!!" Hook shrieked, jumping into Smee's arms. "I-i-it's th-th-that CROCODILE!!!" And sure enough, a crocodile waited by the plank, in the water. Hook ran screaming into his cabin, Smee following close behind.
A Heartless stomped on the plank Sora stood on, causing him to lose his balance and fall off. The crocodile's open mouth was waiting for the tasty snack in the water below. But no tasty snack came. Sora, about to fall in the crocodile's grasp, had flown into the sky!
"Whoa!" Ed exclaimed, as he stared at Sora flying in the sky.
"Look!" Donald shouted, as he, too, lifted off the floor and into the sky.
"Whoa, hyuk!" Goofy chuckled as he flew up into the air with Donald and Sora. "C'mon, Ed! You can do it!"
'Okay.' Ed thought to himself. 'Faith, trust, faith, trust, faith, trust, etc.' For a minute or two, Ed sat there thinking hard; he looked kinda constipated.
"Ed!" Sora shouted from high above. "I don't think it's working!"
But Ed did not hear him. He was thinking too hard. So, Sora flew down and started carrying him as they all flew away back towards their gummi ship. Ed didn't seem to notice. Well, that is until Sora threw him into the cockpit of the gummi ship and he hit his head hard on the dashboard.
"I can't believe it," Sora started. "I flew! I actually flew! Wait 'til I tell Ariel!"
"Um, Sora," Donald interrupted. "The line's 'Wait 'til I tell Kairi.'"
"Shut up."
THE END
A/N: Wow, that was kinda long, but I still managed to leave out the part with Riku and Sora meeting, Sora finding Kairi, fightinh anti-Sora, fighting Hook . . . basically all the important stuff. Oh, well. That's a lot of junk to leave for Hollow Bastien!