Are you smarter than Orochimaru
Chapter 13
Authors Note: Sorry it took me so long to put up my next chapter, I was addicted to something else, but anyway enjoy!
Disclaimer: Damn, you know what I just noticed? I don't own Naruto. (I may not own Soulja boy's crank dat but I do own Soulja cow!
Host: Hello welcome to the thirteenth episode of Are you smarter than Naruto characters. We didn't get back to you because of the writers strike but were ready. (JK) Today we will be facing Orochimaru! And who is the lucky contestant?
BUH, buh, buh, BUH!
Host: My pet rock named Google! Now Google you may choose your first question.
Google: I'll choose food for retard.
Host: What is my dog's favorite fruit?
Google: Apple
Orochimaru: Chimichangas!
Host: Google was right, next question.
Google: I'll choose character personalities for peanut brain.
Host: Why does Orochimaru make everyone cross dress?
Google: He doesn't even notice it's weird.
Orochimaru: I think I do it because I'm gay.
Host: … … What a sport! But we did not have that answer so Google got it correct. This may be the last question.
Google: I'll choose lyrics for retard.
Host: What are the lyrics to Soulja Cow?
Google:
Soulja cow off in this
store
Watch me eat dat
beefy toe
Watch me crank that soulja
cow
Then super milk that cup
Now watch me moo
(crank that
soulja cow)
Now watch me moo
(crank that soulja cow)
Now
watch me moo
(crank that soulja cow)
Now watch me moo
(crank
that soulja cow)
Soulja cow up in dat store
Watch me
lean and watch me rock
Super milk that cup
Then watch me kick
that Roboman
Super fresh, now watch me poop
pooping on them
grassy man
When I do that soulja cow
I lean to the left and
crank that thang
(now you)
I'm pooping on your momma
And if
we get the fighting
Then I'm shitting on your momma
You catch
me at your local grassland
Yes I milk it everyday
Momma's
getting mad cause
"I got me some bathing apes"
I'm
bouncing on my tail
Watch me super milk that store
I'm gonna
pass it to Arab
Then he's gonna pass it to don loc (loc)
Yo
Momma wanna be me
Soulja cow, I'm the man
They be looking at my
ass
Saying it's the big one man (man)
Watch me do it (watch me
do it)
Dance (dance)
Let get to it (let get to it)
Nope, you
can't do it like me
store, so don't do it like me
Folk, I see
you tryna do it like me
Man that milk was ugly
Aim to clean
off the hole store
Watch me eat
that beefy toe
Watch me
crank that soulja cow
And super milk that store
Aim to
fresh up in this meat
Watch me shuffle
Watch me jig
Watch me
crank my shoulder work
Super man that poop
UH!
Orochimaru: Um… Yo momma ugly!
Orochimaru starts to run away but soon finds out he is trapped
Host: Do you have something to say to the world?
Orochimaru: I'm gay.
Host: … … … … … … … …um anything else?
Orochimaru: I'm dumber than that little rock named Google.
Host: You heard it!
-See you soon for episode 14! REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Yes I did make up Soulja cow)