Note: This is it! This is officially the end of the story, unless I decide to write a third and make it a trilogy, which is highly unlikely. I like where this story ends, and I've been inspired to write two more fanfics.
Oh, one more thing. Yes, I purposely misspelled the word "human". If you recall, in the first episode of Invader Zim, he emphasizes the "u" vowel, so I just write it as "hyuman".
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"I—I'm getting' nuffin', fer Christmas! Dibby an' Gazzy are mad. I'm getting' nuffin' for Christmas, cause I ain't been nuffin' but BAAAAAAAD!!!"
"GIR, if I have to tell you to get off my head one. More. Time. I'm going to fuse you TO THE WALL!!"
"Awww, somebody needs a HUUUUG!!"
Zim grunted at the bone-crushing embrace he found himself locked in, and gave a weak smile. He never could stay mad at GIR.
"Are we almost there?" Gaz brushed her hair away from her face. "We've been heading for this 'Aeonar' place for two months now."
"Patience! For the love of Irk, hyuman! Asking Zim repeatedly will not make us any closer to being there. Where's the Dib?"
"Practicing with his PAK."
Zim grinned. "He's doing well. Almost beat you in the last match, didn't he?"
"Can it, greenface."
Puzzled, Zim stated, "There aren't any cans around, silly hyuman."
"You live because of your ignorance." She growled.
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Dib wiped his forehead, grinning as he retracted his spiderlegs. He'd made it to a level 6 opponent before he was beaten.
Good job Dib.
"Thanks computer. Think I can beat 6 next time?"
Definitely. Hey, Dib, your new planet is coming up. Go look out the window.
Dib turned his face toward it, eagerly. In the black stretch of space, a large turquoise planet hung before the ship. It was roughly the size of Earth, and was splotched with yellow and pink land masses.
"Pink. Disgusting." Gaz's voice came from behind him.
Dib grinned. "Aw, cheer up Gaz. I'm sure we're going to live on the happy, sunny, yellow parts. OW!" He clutched his side where Gaz had dug her elbow in.
Zim entered, and said quietly, "Merry Jingley, smeets."
Dib started. "Hey, it is Christmas, isn't it? How'd you keep track?"
The alien smirked. "Are you joking? Do you really think GIR would let me forget?"
"We wish you a Merry Jingley!"
"Get off my head, GIR."
"We wish you a Merry Jingley!"
"STOP EATING MY ANTENNAE!!!"
"We wish you—"
We're here.
Zim strode over to the door as the ship's engines ground to a halt, and pushed the button that sprung the exit door.
"Welcome home, smeets. Welcome to our new home."
THE END