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CHAPTER 13

Bella

Few weeks later found me lugging all my crap into Edward's car because the stupid fucking dean said married couples couldn't stay on campus. What the fuck was that? Who came up with these cockamamie rules. Rolling my eyes, I slammed the door and waited for my husband to take us to our new apartment.

My husband. He was downright annoying.

I was in a shitty mood because my tummy hurt all day and I threw up this morning. I couldn't even hold breakfast down. James held my hair while I puked my guts out. Someday I would have to name a kid after him. I was sad because I didn't want to leave him in the apartment alone but I had to go. Because I had been kicked out. Now Edward being the super rich fucker that he is got us a two room apartment within walking distance from the campus.

''What's wrong fishgirl.'' Edward barked at me.

I looked at him and rolled my eyes and shook my head. I wasn't even going to answer him. He had been riding on my last nerve about us sharing a room and I didn't want that. I wasn't ready to share my space with him. He didn't even want me contributing my share of the rent money. Even though I got a job and everything. it was a coffee shop job but it paid and it was better than nothing.

''I'm not feeling to well.'' I retorted. ''I puked this morning and I've been crappy all day. My tummy hurts and I just want you to hold me.'' I said, sure he was annoying but he always took care of me.

His eyebrow scrunched up and he pulled me closer. ''Maybe you're pregnant. Do you want to go to doctor?'' he asked.

''No, I think its something I ate.'' I snuggled into his chest and heard him start the car with one arm around me he pulled out the campus and made for our new home. ''shouldn't you have two hands on the wheel.''

''Do you ever appreciate the finer things in life.'' he retorted.

''Sorry boo, I'm not fluent in rich and richer.'' I rolled my eyes in his chest.

''I can hear you rolling your eyes from here.'' he smirked and pulled me tighter into his chest. ''Still feeling sick Mrs. Cullen.''

''Oh dear lord, Mrs Cullen is your mom.'' I responded.

Heaven help us.

Edward

Bella had her own room in our apartment, she had demanded that. I didn't want her to sleep in a next room because I liked having her next to me at nights. It made me sleep better and I liked cuddling her in the mornings before classes started. Its been weeks since we got married and we haven't been intimate since that night. We've hardly kissed in the last three weeks.

I was dying to kiss my girl.

She wasn't feeling so well, she took a nap while I got the house in order. I hooked the both laptops to the wifi connection and then ordered dinner. This was my version of cooking. I ordered some soup for her and Chinese for me. I put her bags in the room and tried not to wake her up. She moaned slightly and then woke up. She smiled when she saw me.

''I've got dinner waiting.'' I said. ''Think you can handle food right now.''

''Yeah, I'm really hungry.'' She followed me out. ''Aww honey you cooked.'' she said sarcastically.

''Oh you know me baby. I'm really good with the telephone and ordering.'' I rolled my eyes.

''Ha whatever Eddie.'' She muttered.

''What was that?'' I pretend I didn't hear anything

''You didn't need to order dinner Edward, I was going to make dinner.'' She said as she sipped her suop.

''Its okay,'' I replied. ''Rose wants to Skype later. She says you've been avoiding her like the plague.''

''I know, I suck.'' She retorted and made a face.

''Do you now.'' I raised my brows at her. ''You swallow too.''

''Ughhh eww Edward.'' she hissed. ''Trollhead.''

I laughed at her face. I couldn't help it. Old habits die hard. I loved riling her up. After dinner, she cleaned up and while I signed on in Skype. We sat next to each other and then Rose's face came on screen. ''I;m so fucking pissed at the two of you. You two have become so buddy buddy and pally wally chummy that you've forgotten me.'' We looked at each other and I grabbed her hand and gave her a reassuring squeeze. Her eyes frantically searched mine. She was scared to tell Rose.

Bella

''We've been busy that's all Rose. The workload is nuts and we spend a lot of time studying.'' I said. Edward rubbed his thumb over my knuckles and his touch sent chills all over my body. I wanted him.

''How haven't you killed each other yet.'' She asked. ''Wait don't answer that, let me add Jasper, Alice and Emmett in on the conversation. They're all visiting mom and Dad.''

I looked at Edward and bit my lips. His green eyes bored into mines and nodded. . ''You feeling okay babe.'' he whispered low enough just for me to hear.

''I'm fine.'' I lied. ''I'm scared they'll hate us.''

A chorus of voices greeted us and we saw our siblings faces for the first time in months. We've been so wrapped up in ourselves that we ignored them . I cant remember the last time I spoke to my parents.

''Hey guys.'' I mangaged to spit out. Meanwhile Edward launced straight into a conversation with his sisters and my brothers. I let him talk because I was too keyed up to talk and had a million thoughts running through my brain.

''Bells, you're awfully quiet.'' Emmett asked me.

''I'm just tired with the new move and all.'' Oh crap, I put my hand over my mouth and looked at Edward. This was not part of the plan. We were going to ease them in on our situation.

''Its okay baby.'' Edward said. He put his arm around me and tucked me into his side.

''Baby!'' they all shouted.

''You guys dating now.'' Rosalie screeched.

''Oh great, pay up Emmett I told you they would start dating.'' Jasper looked at Emmett.

''Finally.'' Alice. ''I call dibs on planning your wedding.''

Edward And I exchanged a conspiratorial look. Shit was about to hit the fucking fan.

''Well yeah you can say that.'' I said. ''There's more.'' and then looked at Edward, It was his turn to handle the sharks. He rolled his eyes at me. ''Troll.'' I whispered under my breath. He smirked at me and pulled me closer to him. It was if he was trying to protect me from their staring.

Edward

''Well there is one little thing we need to tell you guys.'' I said.

''You knocked Bella up.'' They all shouted.

''Oh my god no.'' Bella said and buried her head in my chest. I put my arms around her cuddled her.

''Will you let me fucking finish.'' I waited for their screaming and bickering to stop. It was like talking a four headed monster. I remembered watching Percy Jackson a few weeks ago with James because he was all hot for Percy and thought he looked yummy well anyways there was this monster thing, like a dragon with multiple heads and that's what they resembled now. They were all talking over each other and giving me a fucking migraine.

I gritted my teeth and rolled my eyes. Bella was still sick and I wanted her to take her meds and go to bed. ''If you guys don't shut the fuck up, we wont come home for Christmas.'' Bella threatened.

They all shut up all except for Emmett. ''But how will I get my present from you Bells if you're not coming home.''

''Oh for the love of all that's holy, shut up. We have something we need to say.'' I shouted.

''Well spit it out then.'' Rosalie screeched.

''Well ummm you see the thing is.'' I stopped and looked at my wife. She fiddled with her ring and rolled her eyes at me. ''Babe, you tell them.''

''Oh you pussy.'' She snickered.

''Just tell us.'' Alice and Emmett and Jasper all said at the same thing.

''Edward and I got married.'' Bella said. I looked at their faces and it was all shock. Alice was the first to speak.

''There goes my chances of planning a fuck awesome wedding. I'm so bummed.'' She spoke in a tiny voice.

''Oh sweetie, you can still plan us a wedding in the future.'' Bella said. I did a double take and looked at her face. Was she serious. ''I'm serious baby.''

Of course those dipshit didn't believe us so we had to email pictures of our Vegas wedding. We had to explain how it happened and what went on. ''Mom is going to fucking kill you Ed, and then bring you back to clean up the mess.'' Alice sang at me.

They were looking at the pictures and cussing up a storm because they were there to witness the wedding. I looked at Bella and saw that she had dozed off while we were chatting. So I said goodbye to the sharks, I promised to call much more often and we made plans for the long weekend ahead. I scooped Bella up in my arms and put her to bed.

Bella

One I woke up with terrible cramps and blood on the sheets. What the fuck, I've been stabbed. There was blood all over the sheets and all over my clothes. I was fucking dieing. It was just period. It came and that's why I've been so grumpy and pissy.

''Ugh.'' I groaned. Gathering the sheets in my hand I stuffed them in the laundry basket. I ran straight for the shower and stood there like the idiot I was and moaned as the hot water hit my back. ''That feels good.''

''You better not be masturbating in there Bella.'' Edward said as he stepped into our tiny ass bathroom and shower. It was the only downside to our apartment. We had to share a bathroom. And he was the easiest person to share a bathroom with because he had more hair products than I did. All I owned was shampoo and conditioner. Edward on the other hand had

Did he know what privacy was. He was so obnoxious. He lifted the lid and began doing his business.

Gross. ''Couldn't you wait?'' I snapped at him.

''Wait on what, babe I had a hot ass piss.'' I could hear him smirk at me. He was so lucky I loved him. Then he did the most annoying thing he could do on the planet. He flushed the toilet and the freezing cold water hit me. I jumped in the shower and fell flat on my ass.

''Edward, you troll.'' I shouted as I got up and I heard the door slam and his hyena donkey laugh from the kitchen. ''You better hide. I hate you so much right now.'' He cackled like the wicked witch from west. He was going to get it. So grabbed my towel, only to come up empty. That hyena took my towel. ''Edward!''

''Yes dear.'' he said with mock calmness. ''Can I help you.''

''I want my towel back now.'' I whined from the bathroom.

''Aww snookums aint you big bag of sunshine in the mornings.'' He said as he barged into the shower.

Edward

So I couldn't help it, I knew Bella was taking a shower so I barged in and took a piss then flushed the toilet and grabbed her towel and ran. She was wearing me out with her staying away from me. I cant remember the last time I kissed her on the lips. And we were married for fucks sake. So today I made it my business to rile her up.

Big fucking mistake.

Seeing Bella naked was like heaven. I could hear Bruno Mars singing in the background. ''Your sex takes me to paradise.'' Bella looked sinful in her nakedness and my dick was standing straight and proud. Only she could make me react like this. Other girls had to suck my dick for at least a ten minutes before we fucked. I used to think something was wrong with me and now realized it was them. They didn't turn me on.

She blushed and covered her face in her hands mumbling for me to get out. So I stepped towards her covered her body with the towel. ''I'm sorry baby.''

''I hate you.'' she whispered against my chest. She began crying.

''Oh babe, I said I was sorry.'' I squeezed her and looked into her eyes. ''Whats wrong?'' She knew I didn't do tears and that shit fucked me up. My erection was long gone and all that mattered now was that she was crying in my arms.

''Nothing.'' She said and then ran past me and headed straight for her room. She slammed the door shut as I followed her. I didn't know what was wrong so I texted Rose asking for help.

Bella is crying for nothing, and is in a shitty mood all the time. E

what did you do? Rosie

Nothing. E

Lies. Rosie

Ugh Idk I was just messing around with her, when I apologized she burst into tears. E

Were you being a cunt towards her. Rosie

No. E

she been moping about, complaining a lot and being bitchy all the time. Rosie

Yeah, E

She probably got her period, get her chocolates lots of them, and watch re runs of CSI with her. Rosie

Thank sis. E

So that explains it. Her period. That's why she didn't want me to see her naked or cuddle her. I was such an asshole. I wrote a quick note to her and headed for the store. I was going to take care of my girl.

Bella

I heard Edward's phone beeping with messages as I changed. Was her texting some girl.

''No.'' I said to myself. He was better than that and he didn't believe in cheating. ''He is your husband. He wont cheat on you.'' Great now I was talking to myself. Was I nuts or what. When I finished changing, I stepped out and saw he had written me a note in his elegant writing.

Babe

just running some errands, be back soon. I love you

Trollhead

I curled up on the sofa and waited for him to return. I texted him and he didn't respond. It was more than an hour now. Where was he. I kept looking out in the driveway checking to see if that was him. I scared him away with stupid antics. Then the front door opened and he strolled in with his arm filled with grocery bags. He went grocery shopping. I rushed up to help him and he dropped the bags and pulled me into his arms.

''I missed you.'' he crooned into my neck. His hot breath tickled my neck and sent chills all over my body. He was so tall that he had to bend down to hug me.

''You were gone for just two hours.'' I replied.

''So, I always miss you.'' he looked into my eyes. ''I miss you right now.'' he bit his lips and kissed my forehead. My face fell. Why wasn't he kissing me. He loved to make out. He always had me jacked up against some wall or propped up on some table while his lips kissed my face and mouth. I missed that. Smiling he unloaded the groceries. He had gotten the basic stuff and then he handed me a bag. ''This is for you.''

When I opened it, it was filled with my favourite candy bars and also a box of tampons. ''How did you know.''

He blushed and rubbed the back of his neck. He looked down to the floor. ''Lucky guess.'' I pulled his head down to my height and kissed him. His arms circled my waist and he devoured my mouth with his. I moaned into the kiss as he gently bit down on my lips. There was nothing simple about kissing him. His lips were like liquid fire as he kissed a trail of butterfly kisses down my jaw and to my throat. He pulled my head back and then applied his teeth and pulled my skin into the hot suck of his mouth. He was marking me, the pain was delicious sensation as his hands roamed all over my body.

''Baby.'' I moaned. He kissed my lips and silenced my protests. He lifted me on the kitchen counter and I wrapped my legs around his waist. We were a perfect fit. His ground his arousal towards my center and I moaned out loud.

''Fuck Bella. I want you so bad'' he cupped my breasts in his hands and pinched my nipples. I was getting wet and wanted him.

''Edward, we have to stop.'' I protested as he put another hickey on my top of my breasts. He ran his thumb over the red mark. And he looked up at me. ''I have to start dinner.''

''Baby, you have no idea how bad I want you.'' he said as he let me down from the counter. He straightened my clothes and then pecked my lips once more.

''I know Edward.'' I sighed. ''I'll make it up to you.'' I said and hugged his sexy body. His stomach growled. And we both laughed.

He pointed to the groceries. ''Get cracking Bella Cullen. Your husband's hungry.'' I rolled my eyes at him.

''You're always hungry.'' I deadpanned.

''Just for you baby.'' he hugged from behind as I chopped up onions and vegetables. I sighed in content. This was the life. He kissed my head and began helping me.

SO SORRY FOR THE LATE UPDATE. I'M KINDA SICK ATM SO THIS CHAPTER ISNT WHAT I NORMALLY GIVE YOU GUYS.

ANYWAY I PUT A LITTLE CITRUS JUST FOR YOU GUYS.

SO BELLA IS NOT PREGGO, NOT YET ANYWAY. SHE WILL GET PREGGO BUT NOT YET.

THINGS ARE KINDA SO SO IN THE NEWLYWEDS HOME EH. GET READY ITS GONNA BE UP AND DOWN.