Ra Forsake
Marik walked into the Ishtar house. His hikari was out with the Pharaoh's dork friends, so it would be just him and Bakura in the house. As he walked in the door and closed it the rational thought that leaving Bakura in the house alone was a bad idea.
He could hear shouts coming from the kitchen. At first he thought Bakura was toturing something, but after a moment of listening he had to clamp his hand over his mouth to keep from laughing out loud.
"You inferal patronizing thing! You torture me in your NON toast making abilities! You're supposedly made to MAKE toast but you don't! You sad excuse for a mortal modern metal contraption! You inexcuseable piece of camel shit! You put 21st century appliances to shame with your defiance! And over what? Ra forsaken toast? You're evil and I WILL STOP YOU!"
Marik peeked his head in the door and chuckled to himself as he was Bakura pointing at the appliance accusingly, in utter seriousness.
"I condemn you! You Ra forsaken box of uselessness! I put bread in you EXPECTING toast! But you sit there, unmoving! You're not broken! You can't use that excuse! You're brand new! See this?" Bakura hit the toaster with a cardboard box. "This is the box I just pulled you out of! It says Super toaster, for up to FOUR slices! GUARUNTEED that I will get fucking TOAST! I see no toast! This is bread! See this BREAD!" He three a piece of bread at the toaster.
Despite the wanting to watch Bakura continue to flip out, and finding it more comical that MXC on Spike TV, he needed to save his brand new toaster. Or his hikari would get mad...And do something drastic...Like clean the house that he'd spent weeks getting it just messy enough.
"I HATE YOU! You forsake the laws of the gods! Portable bread cooker my ass! I liked stone fire pits better! At least I KNOW they work! That's right you damnedable thing, I'm telling you you're WORTHLESS! And I should send you straight to the shadow realm for your imputence!"
"Ahem...Kura?" Bakura turned around to see Marik standing in the door way.
"What!" He growled still irritated.
"To make toast, in a toaster...You first need to plug in the power cord."
Bakura blinked and looked over at it. Realizing that he had not plugged it in. He turned and looked over at Marik.
"I looooost to that thing again...!"
"Oh Kura, that's okay...At least it wasn't the dishwasher this time..."
"You're not making me feel better you jackass!"
"You want me to make you feel better?" Marik smirked sliding up closer to the thief.
"Yes..."
"Would throwing you down on this table make you feel better?"
"Maybe..." Bakura grinned slightly.
"Or would you rather I tear your clothes off and run my tongue all over you on the kitchen floor?"
"Perhaps..." The smile grew wider.
"Or maybe I could cut the power off and we can go at it blind and ruin EVERYTHING in the house?"
"Oh yes lets!"
"As you wish!"
xxx
Leo: XD Yes, youknow I'm a pervert...And one day I might write a lemon...One day O.o
OKay if you don't have Spike TV, don't worry about what MXC is...It's just a stupid (yet really fucking funny) japanese game show, translated to sound very funny.