Edward bold, Bella italic, Alice regular, Emmett undelined, Jasper bolditalic, Rosalie italicunderlined
----Alice, Bella, Edward, Rosalie, Emmett and Jasper are all in the Cullens living room----
I'm bored. These note things are usually fun, everyone write stuff!
Oooh Emmett, your enthusiasm for the note passing is appreciated :o)
Lets play a game!
What kind of game?
How opposed are you guys to filling your mouths with water?
I dont like the sounds of this... and Jasper why the hell are YOU bouncing?
Shut up! Alice and Bella are excited, I'd like to see you try and sit still when you have two-
OOOH! BELLA! ILY! I saw the game and its BRILLIANT! I'll go get the water, you fill everyone in...
If I'm going to have to drink water this had better be good...
Oooh it is! plus you dont have to drink the water, just hold it in your mouth.
I'm confused already, why would we do that?
Sheesh let me finish Emmett and then you'll get it... okay so everyone fills their mouth with water, and we take turns are writing funny sayings and stuff. You have to try not to laugh, if you laugh and spit your water out, then your out of the game... the last one with water still in their mouth wins...
I dont like the sounds of this... Bella you have to breath how can you play.
I'll breath through my nose silly! So are you guys in?
I suppose...
Sure why not.
Hell yeah!
Okay but let me go change first, there is no way I'm going to spit water all over this outfit...
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeres Jonny!
Huh?
Edward, have you ever seen The Shining?
No he hasnt... but at least someone got it :o)
I'm your asfaawbffe, of course I got it :o)
Got what?
Nevermind... we're gonna start the game now! YAY!
----Everyone is now once again sitting in the living room, now with water filled mouths... let the game begin----
So who is gonna start?
I will I will! I already saw what gets Emmett out!
Thats not fair! If I'm going down I'm taking someone with me -eyes Jasper and Bella-
Ignore him and start with the funnyness already:D
Okay... NEVER MOON A WEREWOLF!
----Emmett spits his water out as soon as he reads this and is rolling on the floor laughing----
Wow he is easily amused...
I went for a low-blow... werewolf humour always gets him. Now... Bella, give us your best shot...
Hmm... "Make a man a fire, you keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire and you keep him warm for the rest of his life" :o)
----Jasper almost laughs but then Emmett reads it and starts laughing even more making Jasper spit his water out all of Edward and joins Emmett rolling on the floor laughing----
Oh joy, now I'm covered in Jaspers drool and water...
I know, this game is fun isn't it?
MY TURN!
Okay Rose... amuse us!
"He who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot"
LOI! Rose... that one ALMOST got me:o)
Damn it! well lets see if your fiance can do any better... Edward you're up!
This game is rediculous...
Well that wasn't very amusing at all.
Edward dont insult my genius games:o(
Sorry and Alice that wasn't the funny thing... okay here goes...
We're waiting!
Hush Emmett, you're already out remember! right! I have something... "1 in 5 people in the world are chinese, there are 5 people in my family so it must be one of them. Its either my mum or my dad, or my older brother Colin, or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think its Colin"
----Rosalie spits out her water and is rolling on the floor laughing with Emmett and Jasper, Alice and Bella are smirking trying not to join them----
Touche Edward... the game isn't going fast enough, so lets havea LIGHTENING ROUND!
OOOH! I am so in!, everyone has to write down funny things until there is only one of us three left... READY SET GO!
One good turn gets most of the blankets...
Save a tree, eat a beaver...
When did I realise I was god? Well I was praying and suddenly I realized I was talking to myself...
A word to the wise isn't needed, its the stupid ones that need the advice...
I love little children, its just sometimes I cant eat a whole one...
ALICE!
What?
----Everyone turns to look at Bella to see how she took that, she stares for a few seconds before everyone is sprayed with water when she starts laughing hysterically----
Alice... I'm impressed, I thought the beaver thing would've got her but noooo...
Well Bella is strange we all knew that...
Jasper a little help calming her she's turning purple...
Thanks :o) I knew it'd be my asfaawbffe that got me out... you know me too well Batman!
Yup, I do... s'cause we're connected at the brain, DUH!
Okay, its down to Alice and Edward... who will win...
"Percussive maintenance - the art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again"...
"Like a midget at a urinal, we will have to stay on our toes"...
"Never raise your hands to your kids, it leaves your groin unprotected"...
"Isn't it odd that everyone always assumes the goo in soap dispensers is always soap? I like to fill mine with mustard just to shake things up a bit"...
----Bella goes to the kitchen to get something to eat, everyone minus Alice and Edward are on the floor laughing when there is a loud crash in the kitchen and Bella walks back into the room---
Bella what was that crashing noise?! Are you okay?
I'm fine...but lets just say I wont be picking up mayonaisse ever again -sulks-
----Alice spits out her water which hits Emmett in the face and starts laughing, seeing Emmett getting sprayed with the water from Alices mouth makes Edward start laughing too----
A/N - Haha so the funny sayings werent so funny but I'm easily amused and so were the people I played this game with... has anyone else ever played that or am I just weird? I always end up inhaling the water as I laugh which of course causes me to choke and everyone ends up spitting out their water to laugh at me choking. If you havent played that game before, try it... its messy but really fun and surprisingly difficult :o)