Disclaimer: I do not own twilight. Stephanie Meyer does. *dissapointed sigh*

BPOV

"Here, use my phone. He won't have my number. If you use yours he'll know it's you." Edward suggested as he held out his phone for me.

"I know." I replied. "Stupid caller ID ruins everything." He chuckled as I took the phone and dialled Mike's number. Edward set up Alice's camcorder on top of one of the seats. I wondered how he got it but Alice probably saw this coming and wanted us to film it. The phone started ringing. I put it on speakerphone and waited anxiously for him to answer. 'Good Luck' Edward mouthed to me and gave a reassuring thumbs up.

"Hello?" Spoke the phone. "Hello? Who is this?"

"Is this Lou?" I asked in a southern accent.

"No sorry. Errrm I think you have the wrong number." Said Mike in a totally confused voice.

"Great! Just what I need. Listen will you do me a teeny weenie favour? I'm Hannah and I run a radio station in Texas. And my Agony Uncle just quit. Will you take his place? It won't be hard. People will just phone up with problems and all you have to do is give 'em some advice?" I waited for an answer but the line was quiet. I couldn't wait. I would have to hurry him up. " Shoot! 10 seconds to air? Is that all? Okay sugar just stay calm and you'll be fine."

"But I can't I don't know what to say." Mike answered, sounding a bit scared.

"You'll be fine. Just be quiet 'till I introduce you." I bit my tongue hard trying not to laugh. He sounded so helpless. Time to start the show.

"Hi there and welcome back! This is Hannah and I'll be here all the way until 3! Now it's time for our weekly session with our Agony Uncle and my personal friend, Mr Lou Zarr everybody." There was some clapping and cheering from both Edward and myself before we continued. " How are you Lou?"

"Lou Zarr? Oh yeah, Lou that's me. I'm good thanks Hannah how are you?" He was getting more nervous by the second.

"I'm just super Lou. Right time for the first caller. We should have a caller on line 1. Hello?" I pointed at Edward and mouthed 'you'. He got the message.

"Hi Hanna. Hi Lou." He answered in an accent similar to mine. "I have a problem. You see there's this girl I really like. But she's seeing another guy. I don't know what to do? I mean should I keep asking her out and being persistent or should I just leave her alone?"

"Wow. That's rough. What's you're advice for that one Lou?" I was trying so hard not to laugh again. To my surprise Mike answered almost immediately.

"Well, the same thing happened to me a while ago." He started out. I couldn't say I was surprised to hear this. "I really liked this girl. Her name was Bella and she was perfect. Still is really. But she was seeing this real loser. I confronted her about it. I just took her out one day and told her sensitively that she was dating a jerk. She agreed with me and we were dating each other the next week. We've been happy ever since." He added proudly. My mouth hung open in shock. Did he do this all the time? Have sick little fantasies of him and me together? Ewwwww. Edward looked furious. I shut my mouth and patted his leg sympathetically. 'You're not a jerk.' I mouthed at him. He still didn't look happy. Mike continued to talk, "My advice is to tell her how you feel. She may feel the same way as you do." I shook my head vigorously to get rid of the image of me and Mike together. I would never look at him the same again.

"Thank you Lou. And that's all we have time for this time. Tune in next week for more advice from the one and only Lou Zarr. Right now here's a tune to get you're toes tappin'. Oh thank God it's over. Thank you so much…what did you say you're name was?" I just wanted to get him off the line as quickly as I could.

"Mike." He answered. Well at least he told the truth about that part.

"Right. Thanks Mike. Thanks for all you're help. Okay now. Bye Bye." I cut him off before he could say anything else. I turned to Edward who had been very still since the story of me and Mike. "Edward? Are you all right?" I asked nervously. He turned to face me so fast I jumped in my seat.

"Sorry. I didn't mean to scare you. I'm just really annoyed with Mike." He spat out his name before he turned the camera off. I totally forgot it was even there. He turned to me again.

"You didn't scare me." I mumbled as he pulled me back into his arms.

"Right. Of course I didn't." He said as a smile spread across his face. He leaned forward to kiss me but stopped mid-way and stared at the window. I turned around to see Alice about to knock on the window closest to me. I jumped again and Edward chuckled to himself.

"Are you two quite finished? Because if you want to stay here and suck each other's faces off that's up to you. But I want my camera back." I blushed as I handed her the camcorder.

"That's rich coming from you. What exactly were you and Jasper doing not 5 minutes before you came here?" Edward replied.

"Tushay. Anyway are you coming or what?" Alice flashed a dazzling smile at me. "Ready to have some more fun?"

I sighed and climbed out of the car. " So, whose go is it now then?"

What did you think? I was thinking for ages on what to write. Please review !! Will update soon. Need some more ideas so feel free to sugguest stuff you want to see in future chapters :D :D