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Two uninvited guests have appeared. With new guests, new enemies are not far behind. Our heroes have located the enemy with only two options, wait and be attack, or attack first. Will things go as plan, or will it all go wrong? Find out now, on DRAGON BALL Z!
Completely One-Sided
"Well, this surely isn't as impressive as I hoped." 17 droned in the empty room. The ceiling had an open hole, while the ground had a closed one. The room itself was barely as big at the gravity room on the Capsule Corp ship.
Trunks landed from the opening, quickly followed by the rest. "Well, this isn't very impressive."
"Just finished saying that." 17 said. "So, where's this wizard?"
The Kai was lecturing. "Don't get ahead of yourself. He most definitely knows of our presence. We should be prepared for his tricks and minions any moment."
17 stared at the wall for about thirty seconds. "I'm bored." He began to float back up the hole. "Call me when something happens."
WHAT IS THIS? People invading MY shi- Ohhh, Supreme Kai. That makes sense. I didn't think you'd find me until after the wake up party.
18 scrunched her nose. "He SOUNDS disgusting."
HOW RUDE! Well, then. Let's see what kind of poor souls you brought to die, Kai.
They heard the door open as a black and white spiky alien came out. The enemy looked pretty confident, staring at the group of one, two, threefourfive SIX. "OH, wow." He said, amused. "I didn't think I'd be getting to face this many people. Maybe you should all come at once!"
The group looked at the fighter with blank faces except for Kai. "His name is Pui Pui. He is one of Babidi's most loyal servants."
Laughter burst from the open hole in the ceiling as 17 landed back down. "First one's mine."
Trunks looked the guy over, seeing just how weak the guy was. He almost felt bad for him. "Just don't toy with him."
"You know he will."18 droned as she leaned on the wall. Trunks sat down in an Indian style position.
Kai turned, looking offended. "You intend to let him fight alone?"
Trunks whispered. "This Pui Pui guy's not even half as strong as Frieza." Trunks chuckled. "17 at his weakest point is a good fifty times stronger. Don't worry. It will be okay, Supreme Kai."
They stood back as 17 stretched himself a bit. "So how we doing this? Death by blast or just beaten to a pulp."
The alien chuckled. "I haven't decided how to kill you yet. I'm a man of instinct. I don't plan the future."
"Figures." 17 smirked. "You have no future." A fist connects with Pui Pui's face, smacking him into the wall. 17 appears just in front of him, smirking as before. "Now, this is almost as boring as waiting."
Pui Pui's hooks 17, sending the android skidding back a few feet, but with his arms crossed. 17 looks back at the stunned alien. "Thank you, sir. May I have another?"
"DIE!" The alien charged and, in an instant, ended up on the floor with a foot on his back holding him down.
What are you DOING?! Get up! You shouldn't be having any problem. His energy is so low it's undetectable!
The brunette chuckled. "Had this conversation so many times. Never gets old."
Pui spurts out. "Send us to my home planet, master! I'll crush him." The wizards magic was cast as the room changed to an unknown planet with a black sky and black brown landscape of rock. The alien used the shock of the change to slip from the android. "HA! Now, the advantage is mine!"
Silence. 17 deadpanned. "Am I supposed to be distracted by this BEAUTIFUL scenery? What changed?"
"FOOL! You should feel any moment. Your body will be weighed down. Your movements slowed. You stand no chance!"
Tilting his head, 17 extended his arm out and waved slightly. "How heavy is this supposed to be?"
The alien snickered. "10 times your planet's gravity!"
Trunks' mouth gaped open at that revelation. HOW STUPID IS THIS GUY?! 18's head dropping as she shook it back and forth. Even Supreme Kai and Kibito seemed unimpressed. 16 showed no reaction at all.
17 didn't show any emotion. "I would laugh, but it's too depressing." The alien grunted, confused. "Who cares? I'm bored again." 17 appeared behind Pui, blasting him from behind and killing him. "Well, that was a waste."
The room reappeared with the floor door open. They expected Babidi's voice to come back, screaming, but they could imagine that being more annoying than amusing. They proceeded.
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They landed in the second room. "Oh look. Exactly the same. Lovely decor." 18 droned.
"Be careful!" The Kai alerted. "After that appalling defeat, Babidi won't hesitate to send someone far more dangerous."
17 sighed. "So my fight was wasted. Why didn't one of you go?"
16 smiled, turning to the smaller android. "Because you did not let us ask if we could."
17 calmed. "Fair enough. Hey, Trunks! You want the next one?"
The demi-saiyan retorted. "The moment I go is the moment this entire ship goes. Besides, if he wants us to burn off energy, then you androids are perfect. He can't draw any from you three."
"Smart." Kai answered with a smile.
"Lazy." 18 insulted.
Trunks slumped over in shame at the insult but held a smile from the complement from the Kai.
ALRIGHT, you fools. Now is the time to meet your end. HEHEHEHehehehe. This next fighter has killed thousands upon thousands of poor victims. Meet. . . YAKON!
A green beast emerged from an entrance on the side of the room. Be honest, he's a mean looking ugly fucker. Supreme Kai gasped. "Yakon!"
Kibito turned into Captain Exposition. "He is a monster of the dark who prays on those in the light. He must not be underestimated."
18 almost couldn't stomach his appearance. "Yeah. . . I'm out. I don't do the whole giant green monster thing." Trunks almost made a Cell joke, but he then noticed he would be the only one to get it. "Got something to say?" She glared at the boy.
He smiled. "Nothing."
17 smiled. "Then I get to go again?"
"I'll go." 16 interjected. He stepped forward.
The beast chuckled. "The eager ones always die first." The monster began speeding around the room, nearly disappearing. He ran circles around the android, waiting for a vulnerable moment.
Kai once more objected. "Why go one on one?" He turned to see Trunks, eyes open and trailing after Yakon. Kai looked forward as 16 threw a fist to the side, nailing Yakon into the wall.
"That's why." Trunks answered. "These fighters don't stand much of a chance with us. If a real problem comes, we'll all work together, but for this? It's more respectable to do one on one. Call it an influence from my father." Trunks finished with a smile.
Yakon recovered, charging 16, who swatted the monster back into the wall. It growled in anger. "Lord Babidi, I need my home."
Kai once more started getting worried. The room turned pitch black. Back to Kibito, exposition was made. "This must be Yakon's home planet. It's far beyond any point where sunlight can reach. That is where Yakon's strength flourishes."
18 snickered. "So it's ugly because it can't be seen? Makes sense." She calls out into the darkness. "16, you tracking him okay?"
"I am." 16 responded. The sounds in the darkness erupted in smashing hits and a growl until the beast was heard hitting the ground.
"How can you see me?!"
They merely heard 16. "I can detect your energy signal for one thing, but I am also an android. I'm artificial. I can change my vision at a moments notice."
The growl came again as they heard Yakon charge again as the fighting could be heard. Smashing sounds. Kicks. Whoosh noises could be heard from the speed of movements. Strikes hitting blocks. Then they heard the beast struggle before hearing a shattering snap, ending the noise.
The room turned back to normal, showing Yakon's body on the floor, his neck turned the opposite direction. 16 stepped over to the rest, leaving Kibito and Kai in shock.
H-H-H-H-HOW?! My precious Yakon!
They all leaped down the now open door to room 3.
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They had been cooped up in Room 3 for about twenty minutes. Supreme Kai stood, still alert, but more calm than before. He seemed to be considering something. Kibito stood at attention. A picture of discipline, his only competition being 16 who stood like a statue. 17 paced the room. 18 leaned on the wall. Trunks sat with his legs crossed.
"Waste of everyone's time. . ." 17 muttered.
"You act like we've already beaten this Buu guy." Trunks responded. "I'm sure there's something about this guy if the Supreme Kai of all people recruited us."
"Yet we haven't been challenged once." 17 retorted. "Maybe if it was a year ago, that last monster would have been fun to play with, but now?" 17 crossed his arms, annoyed. "Almost makes me miss my murdering days."
"Quit being a child, 17." 18 lectured. "Besides, you're not even next. It'll be my turn."
17 turned around to see Trunks. "Unless our 'not really blonde' wants to go?"
16 interrupted the conversation. "The fighter has come." Everyone paid full attention to the slowly opening door.
"No. . . It can't be." Supreme Kai shivered as he saw the fighter. Kibito literally couldn't talk.
18 visibly lowered in her mood. "Another ugly one. At least it isn't green."
16 and 17 appraised the blue and white overly dressed demon in front of them. 17 called to Kibito. "So, who's this one?"
"T-the demon king. Dabura!"
17 chuckled. "Here I thought man made his own demons."
Trunks glared at him, looking him up and down. Stronger than Bojack, but much weaker than Super Perfect Cell. A super saiyan two could easily match this guy, but it wouldn't be a cake walk to kill him. He didn't know whether he should take this one or not. Sure, the androids had gotten a hell of a lot stronger, somewhat close to his SS2 power when they powered up, but he didn't have any way to compare them to anything. No way to sense. . . He looked to 16. His guide to android power levels. The redhead nodded, very slowly. Trunks almost couldn't tell. That meant it would be close. Very close.
Dabura finally spoke. "I heard that three of you could not be sensed, but to see life that can't be detected is a first time experience." He smiled. "I like surprises. I'll go for the sure thing first, however." His eye fell on the Supreme Kai.
Dabura dashed with blindly speed, reaching the Kai. Suddenly, an arm hooked Dabura's neck, halting the Demon. He could see a faint golden glow from the arm, but his attention was the Kai. He quickly spat at the Kai. However, Kibito barely jumped in front of the Kai.
Trunks, at SS2, threw the Demon back across the room as the spit hit Kibito. Trunks powered down to normal, but didn't lower his guard. Sparing a look back, he saw Kibito, slowly turning into stone. "What the-"
Dabura laughed hoarsely, rubbing his throat. "My spit has the power to turn whomever it touches to stone." He then smiled deviously. "Maybe I should have hit you with it instead. That golden form was impressive."
Trunks almost took the offer before a kick from behind Dabura launched the demon skidding on the floor. He looked up to see an angry blonde. "If you're excited to fight a blonde, I'm right here." 18 flicked hair from her eyes as she took a fighting stance.
"Very well." Dabura frowned. "How about we take this outside?"
Before anyone could ask, the environment changed to the desert like region where the ship is buried. Kai grabbed the stone Kibito and flew over to a safe position. Trunks, 16, and 17 flew into the air to watch from above. Supreme Kai joined them, now being shaken by Kibito's current predicament.
18 stood off against Dabura. Trunks had a small pit in his stomach, but stood idle as the fight prepared to start.
Next time on Dragon Ball Z!
Blood will be spilled, and not from a once a month event! But it seems there's more to be wary of than just this demon. Surprises wait for us, next time on DRAGON BALL Z!