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Chapter 13

Konoha

"There are the gates to the greatest village in the world!" Naruto yelled.

Raidon snorted. "I've been to battlefields full of dead and decaying bodies that looked more appealing than this shithole."

"It's not that bad." Temari said, nodding to the guards as the group entered the village.

"It's grotesque." Raidon said back.

"Before we go to Grandma-Tsunade, I wanna bring you guys to one of our training fields. Some of our friends are there and they wanna meet you." Naruto said, walking toward the woods.

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"What's taking them so long, I wanna get some food." Chouji moaned.

"Is that truly all you think about, food?" Neji asked a little aggravated. He was stuck there, waiting for the Kazekage and his guests. He was only there because Lee and Tenten practically made him and neither one of them were there now.

"Neji, there isn't anything else to think about." Chouji said back.

The Hyuuga growled. Why was he stuck with these idiots?

He was standing in a training field that he doesn't even use with Chouji (the fat boy), Sasuke (the dirty traitor), with his babysitter, Genma, Kiba (the mutt), with his dog, Akamaru, and Ino (the psycho slut with the bad taste in men).

Tenten and Lee said they were gonna be there, but where were they now? He might have to take his frustrations out on them during training.

"You know Chouji, eating like you do is gonna land you in the hospital again." Ino said, hands on hips.

Akamaru; who had been occupying himself with sleep, lifted his snout into the air. A new scent had found its why to him and he liked it.

"What's wrong boy?" Kiba asked, before his dog took off. "Akamaru!"

X X X

"It's beautiful." Kangonji said, walking behind everyone.

"It's beautiful." Raidon mimicked in a whiny voice. "This place looks like a pile shit molded into buildings."

A bark had the group stopping.

"What the hell is that?" Raidon asked, pointing at Akamaru.

"Akamaru?" Hinata said, confused.

The dog continued his fast speed until he slammed into Raidon, knocking her clear over.

As the white ninja-dog licked her cheek, the blue headed ninja stared at the cloudless sky.

"I'm going to kill it."

Kira took that as his cue and picked up Akamaru. "I think he likes you, Raid."

With her eye twitching, Raidon stood and grabbed the hem of Gaara's shirt, using it to wipe her face.

The Kazekage glared as he snatched his shirt back.

"You guys are taking too long." Naruto said, pushing Kira toward the group of ninja. "You have to meet the others."

Akamaru, newly freed from Kira's grasp, was walking close to Raidon, tail wagging.

"Everyone!" Naruto yelled. "Meet Kira, Kangonji, and the psycho Raidon."

That earned a smack on the back of Naruto's head.

"I'm sorry," Kira said, walking passed Naruto to the others. "Who are you?" he asked Sasuke.

"Sasuke Uchiha."

Before Kira could respond, Raidon stepped in front of him. "Sasuke Uchiha? Are you in anyway related to Itachi Uchiha?"

The group fell silent and a newly formed tension began to grow.

"Yes." Sasuke said simply, starting to get a little agitated.

"I knew it. You know, he doesn't really like you that much, but hey I don't like my younger brother, so I can see where he's coming from." Raidon said, slipping her hands into her pockets.

"How do you know Itachi?" Sasuke asked, spitting his brother's name.

"Oh, we go way back…sorta."

Moving forward, Sasuke grabbed the front of Raidon's shirt. "You know where he is don't you?"

"One," Raidon said, swatting the Uchiha's hands away. "Don't touch me. I have a strict no homo policy."

Before the hot headed monkey-boy could say something, Raidon held up her hand to silence him. "Two, who I choose to talk to or associate with, is none of your damn business."

Moving so she was directing in front of him, eyes leveled, Raidon smirked. "And three, I can kill you before you even blink, so don't go trying to provoke me. I am not a bitch you wanna mess with. 'Cause unlike Itachi, I don't think you can become any strong then you aren't right now."

Kira opened his mouth to say something, but stopped. That last statement did make sense, when he thought about it. It just sounded weird at first.

"Hey, don't talk to Sasuke like that." Ino said, shoving her way in between Raidon and her obsession. "He could kill you a lot faster than you."

"I'm sure you believe that, but I just ain't seeing it. He's just so…fag-ish."

"How about I fight you?" Ino said, crossing her arm over her chest. "I'm sure I can show my Sasuke just how weak you are."

"Ok." Raidon said, smirk returning. "But when I kick your desperate ass all over this field, I expect you to become my slave."

Ino looked at Sasuke, then back at Raidon. "Fine, but when I win, I want you to tell Sasuke how amazing he is."

"I don't compliment queers." Raidon said, walking away from the group.

Neji watched as Ino and Raidon stood across from each other. This was going to be interesting.

End Chapter 13

I know it's short, but my dear wifey was nagging me to post it…nagging…

Next chapter, Ino vs. Raidon…but it's not really a battle seeing how's it's gonna be over so quickly, Raidon meets Tsunade, and babysits Sasuke all in chapter 14!

Later!!.