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Chapter 13
Me: And welcome back to Talk Time!
Tashigi: You are a terrible person, you know?
Me: If I'm a terrible person, what does that make you exactly? You're not exactly saints yourselves, especially after what came out last episode!
Tashigi: *Shuts up*
*Inbox goes ding*
Me: Ooh, stuff! *Opens envelope* And once again, from our good friend yoshi3000! 'Time to step up my game!
a) Straw Hats, might I point out you could wish for people back from the dead with the Dragon Balls? I figured Nami would wish for y'know Bell-mere to be brought back or something. Oh well.
1) If Smoker and Tashigi think slavery is okay, have the Ghost Rider preform the penance stare on them.
2) Robin, how did feel have to the queen of Amazon Lily rimming you?
3) Cherie, turn Sanji into a woman again to have your slave 69 with him.
4) Usopp, have a romantic dinner with Kaya. You can blackmail Nami to serve you two your meals! (If it goes, you'll get lucky in more ways than one!)
5) Have the Straw Hats and the Boa Sisters react to various images of Female!Luffy
6) Luffy and Shanks must fuse. It'd be a perfect balance between young and old. Cherie, you gotta blow this fusion!
7) Tashigi, massage Zoro's back!
8) Straw Hats, what would make Luffy even more dangerous than he is now?
9) To the WG, Frieza now rules you.
10) Cherie, this is so unreal. I must subject all to this /watch?vC4F9blbMF5U
11) To torture Sanji, subject him to 4Kids national athem.
12) This to make up for mentioning 4Kids, free drinks for everyone!
Round 12!
1) Subject Nami to working the gloryholes! She earns 50 beri a sucking sessions.
2) Have the WG in a Downfall paraody (here's an example /watch?vwapGLkPv2n0 )
3) For Sanji - /watch?vjalKPGcSL_Y
4) Cherie, have Shaluli tattoo your name on her tailbone.
5) Coby, here's a chance for revenge, have hatesex with Alvida!
6) Cherie, subject the Straw Hats to the fanfiction works of Noone the Virgin specifically "Heavyweight" and "Fishsticks"
7) Tashigi, you must be punished! Cherie, trap Tashigi in a pillory and tear off her pants. If she loves the WG, let the grossest of the World Noble take turns on her.
8) I did a One Piece crossover once! s/12115041/1/A-Brief-Crossover-in-Time What do you, the Straw Hats, and Mr 2 think of it?
9) Law, play Mario Kart! Your crew vs Shanks' crew! Winners get bragging rights and rides on Cherie's ass!'
*Nami has Cherie by the collar*
Nami: Explain that question!
Me: I've been doing that myself when the occasion, or questions, call for it!
Other Straw Hats: Oh…
Zoro: Why does the weird shit happen to us?
Me: *Points at Luffy* There's your answer.
Robin: It was a very pleasant experience *Smirks*
*Tashigi and Smoker have passed out on the floor thanks to Ghost Rider's penance stare*
GR: Oi, Cherie. Want me to kill them?
Me: Nah, just having them out cold is enough for now.
GR: See ya!
Me: Bye! *Waves as Ghost Rider takes off*
Sanji: *Again a woman and again feeling himself up*
Me: *Sweatdrops* Pervert…
Smoker: And what are you exactly?
Me: Shut it, Smokey. *Strips Sanji before shoving his-I mean her and Shaluli's faces into each other's crotches*
Meanwhile in another room…
Kaya: How did I get here?
Usopp: A friend brought you here. A massively perverted exhibitionist of a friend, but a friend nonetheless.
Kaya: Will I get to meet her?
Usopp: That depends.
Kaya: *Jumps over the table and starts aggressively making out with Usopp*
Back with Cherie…
Me: *Holding up a jar of pink liquid in right hand and a jar of blue liquid in left hand* Well, I guess it worked… hey, ho are you guys?
Straw Hats: What the hell?
Me: *Glances at the laptop screen. Various pictures of Rule63 Luffy are on the screen, a large majority are also Rule 34* What's wrong with it?
Straw Hats: DO WE NEED TO TELL YOU WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT?
Luffy: Huh? What's going on?
Nami: *Shuts laptop* Nothing, Luffy.
Me: We were looking up pictures of you as a woman.
Luffy: Eh? I am a man. *Drops trousers and stretches his penis for all to see. Hancock, Sandersonia and Marigold are passed out on the floor, everybody else is either laughing hard or has their jaw wide open, Brook's has fallen off again*
Shanks: *Laughing hard* That's my Anchor!
Me: *Picks up Brook's jaw off the ground and hands it to him* Yo, Brook, you jealous?
Brook: *Reattaches jaw* A little.
*Luffy and Shanks have fused*
Me: *Laughs* Shanks has rubber arms and a rubber penis! *Falls to knees and takes Shuffy into her mouth*
Tashigi: *Reading question* WHY DO I HAVE TO TOUCH THAT PIRATE SCUM?!
Me: *Removes Shuffy from her mouth* Do it or there will be horrible consequences for you, Tashigi *Takes Shuffy back into her mouth*
Tashigi: *Growls as she starts to massage Zoro's back*
Zoro: GET THE FUCK OFF ME!
Straw Hats: He's dangerous the way he is now!
Me: *Removing Shuffy from her mouth again* What by being a meat and adventure loving idiot? Yeah, that's pretty fucking dangerous *Takes Shuffy back into her mouth again*
At the World Government building…
*Everybody is dead*
Back with Cherie…
Me: *Swallows load as Shanks and Luffy unfuse* Should've seen that coming… *Plays video*
Everybody: …
Me: *Ties up a no longer female Sanji and plays the 4Kids "national anthem"*
Sanji: *Screaming incomprehensibly*
Me and everybody else: *Drinking and cheering*
In a random bathroom…
Nami: *Mutters* The money better be worth it *Starts sucking the dick in the glory hole*
Meanwhile, over at the WG building…
*The WG building is on fire*
Back with Cherie…
Me: *Sweatdrops* Looks like that question ain't going to be answered… *Show Sanji the video*
Sanji:…
*On the other side of the room, Shaluli is carving 'CherieRoseLoveless' on her tailbone*
Me: I'll have to close the wound later. *Shoves Alvida and Coby into another room with a camcorder and locks the door* I'll send the tape to that big red nosed bastard when I'm done!
Elsewhere…
Buggy: SOMEONE'S TALKING ABOUT MY NOSE!
At Cherie's place..
*Cherie is showing the Straw Hats the fanfiction*
Straw Hats: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PERSON!?
Me: Nothing, they're just passionate about writing One Piece fanfiction! *Has Tashigi in a pillory and tears off her pants and underwear while placing the key in her bra*
Tashigi: You will pay for this!
Me: *Whistles and looks the other way and reads the fanfic as Tashigi is violated by Saint Mjosgard and laughs hard* Oh, that would totally happen! Oi, guys! *Shows them the fanfic*
Straw Hats and Mr 2: *Dies of hysterical laughter*
*The Heart pirates and the Red haired pirates are playing Mario Kart*
Shanks: Ha! In your face!
Me: *Sweatdrops while laying down on her stomach on a nearby couch* How a one handed man won a video game, I'll never know. *Tosses Shanks lube* Well, get on with it, then! And yes, I have not been wearing pants for the last few episodes. I can't be bothered to cover my ass, literally.
*Inbox goes ding again*
Me: And we round up this episode with questions from Psycho the random Fox! 'Hancock: Awww thank you! Your soo sweet!
Cherie: Cool and thanks.
Luffy: HELL YEAH! Also do you like Harley Quinn or The Joker?
Colbeh & Shanks: HI!
Has anyone seen this movie yet?: watch?vCmRih_VtVAs
Law: Nothing really, just saying, HI!
Everyone: watch?vac6ALpFpES0 & watch?vZBkYmv7nKBI & watch?vmf2E4-0L2Rg *giggle*
Smoker, Zoro, Mihawk, Hancock, Chopper, Tashigi: Is it up dog?'
Oh, and you're welcome.
Luffy: The Joker.
Colby: *From other room* Er, hi?
Shanks: *Still fucking my ass* Hi!
Everybody: No, never.
Law:…
Everybody:…
Smoker, Zoro, Hancock, Chopper and Tashigi: What does that mean?
Mihawk…
Me:And that's the end of this episode! Well, keep sending in stuff for my victims, I mean guests, to answer! See you next time!